I uzed up alla my sick dayz, so I’z callin in ded todae.
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Gud plan dat…
..but wat wull u do wen pai dai cums?
Crie paw!
Conga ratz Anni. Wud u liek sum sillybraturee noms? A pine applol upsied-daon caek praps? An sum sordid joosis?
Ooh thx! Pineapplol dounsied up caek! Yiss plz!
*taeks a glass of applol joose and a piece of caek*
nom!
Fankies OM – and taptaptapping turtlols on ur taupe spot Anni!
Thx Nenne.
Pine applol caek!!!!
*runs in wiv an emptee playte*
Pleez mai ai habbin sum too?
Cors! Plennee foar eberywun!
I saw this recipe on Serious Eats a while ago. Haven’t had a chance to try it, but it looks great!
h t t p://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/01/cakespy-doughnut-upside-down-cake-recipe.html
Fink ai mite trai tihs tumarro. Gonna bee 38C an ai wil hav 40 kidlets foar teh arftanuun seshun.
Mebbeh we plai ‘ded wails’ foar a cuppla owers.
Yu fink dat will werk??
Heh. Onlee kidding. Wil fynd sum wai ov keaping tehm off teh seeling!
Nail dere feets to teh floor?
Oar jus wun eech an wotch tehm go in sirclols?
An see hoo gets tehre nawt sekund!
Yep. Taht wil werk. Tehn foar teh nekkst 5 minnits….
Nah – tehy wil be gud kidlets. Oar els…….
Nawt wanna werk plz
But all he does is lie around the house all day anyway. He could do that dead.
until mundayn akshulleh…oar mebbeh all neggst week!
Scoops up “ded” kitteh- runsawaiwifakwikness…
Cawl teh polleeses … cawl teh hyoomayn sosseyety … jsut nawt kawl mai bawss!
A murrdurr haz bin comm…cimm…dun!
blargh
kitteh is ded from hims own cute,
Yes. He is. Akshurlee….
SPLORT!
oh noes! OM is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts OM in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
*huh, wha?* Ofanks, Nenne. Taht kitteh juss gawt unda mai skin. Sew soff lukkin. *reeds planning pmishun paypers sryslee*
Pass me teh snorgle snorkel, dat belleh needs snorgling!
*handz MMM a fresh snorglol snorklol*
Let deh snorglolling bgin!!!
Ai’m goin in – pleez to kum after me if i’z nawt bak in harf an our!
*watchez intenslee*
oooo … dat b an interesting tekneek!!! i haz nebber seeinged deh snorgloling like dat b4!!
mebbeh is what is called french snorgloling?
Taht liek frensh nitting??
*puzzlold look…*
*add ‘nudder puzzlold look here*
*wonders whether she’s akshoolee mayking moar clebburur-than-herself peeps rofl sumwhare…*
French knitting – ht tp://www.knitting-naturally.com/french-knitting.html
o I c! Fanku!
… adn awn teh neggst eppysoad uv “CSI: Cheezeland” …
Dat kitteh is nawt ded, aifinkso…..butt(!) if hims is, who drawed teh chawk outline?
*cue Twilight Zone muzak*
Hmm, elolmentry my deer watsun, must hab been…..
*cur moar Twylite zoan muzak*
Miss Proon, in teh gardin shed…wiv a hamma!
teh goggie didit!!!1elebenty1!
OOPS! *down
Stoopy WP! It eeted mai rescue of OM!
Wy thxu foar tryin, Jeremy. Hai.
I shulda done that tudai!
nawt goen tu werkwerkwerk … werks fur mih!
*dials fone*
Hello, Mr. Boss Purrson?
*coff coff ghasp hack hack wheeeeeeeeze collapse thud*
*hangs up fone*
tee hee, dey woan suspekt a fing!
awnlee wurkz niyn tiymz, dough!
wow. aiz ben tryun tu post awl mornun. nuttin – nawt ebun ‘ehwaytun moderashun’. tankz tu nennepus fur tellun mii tu remuff mai blu linkee.
Ai has a day awf today! An ai did nawt eben has to be ded.
Prolly a beeg releef to awl mai co-werkers yesterday hoo suffered mai “u is awl stoopie an annoyin me” momint.
Ai hav teh day awf tudai – verry awf!! Sumwun at werk tryed tu hoom…hyuum..maek me embarrast in teh hole starf meting. Tehy reegretd it layder.
Eben gawt me a polologee emayo.
gud for u!
peeps like that shud be delt wif imeediatly – being nasty is just not on!!
Ai yooshally happee-go-lukkee at werk an aifinkso she gawt a big sir prize. Uvver peeps pattd me awn teh bakk fer standin up. Waz skerry at ferst butt(!) felt gud layder. Nawt be taykin taht treetmint enny moar.
YAY clappity-clappity foar OM foar standings upz awn yur pawses adn nawt lettzing some stoopy pursun getz awae wif teh baddstuffz! Ai hazza HYOOJ prowd uv yu!
Fwee chearz foar OM! Hip-hip-MEOW! Hip-hip-MEOW! Hip-hip-MEOW!
Bwavo, OM!! u go gurrrl!! nawt let deh nasty peepz b putting u down.
Yay OM!!! Ai finkso u will now get teh respeck u deserve!
aill have a glass of bubbly for you at dinner tonite!
the wun sillibrayting 14 years of non-marridness wif my partner
TTFN!
Thx awl u guyz! *feels eben bedder!*
Bai Nennepuss. Happee sillybrayting!
Congrats Nenne to u and ur non-huzbing! Menne happi returns!
Conga rats Nenne an ur nawt-husband!!! (ai has just realised dat ai will have been married for 20 years neckst year –
– uh, yesh, ai wuz child bride 
)
^
dis assyoomes Mr Martoonie behaves himself an duz nawt has to be berried under teh pateeoh in teh meentime, ob corse!!!
congrats Nenne!!! mai you have elebentee x elebentee more yeers
YAY! foar u, Ozcatmum!
Ohai HCR! U gittin deefrawsted ober tehre yet?
Sayin gudnite tu Cheezpeeps nao. Arfta minnite AGEN!! Hav fun!
Ai haz days awf neggst weekweekweek: mandatory state furlough daze and don’t get payed. Oh, well! Ai will stay hoem and play wiv teh puppeh.
Ai’ve been at home gettin teh roof ficksed an interviewin noo cleaners – ai finkso ur day awf will be more fun dan mine !!!
Oh, and Gary, hoo arranged to come an meet me at 4pm an hoo is nawt heer yet (at 4:45pm) – guess wut? U is nawt gettin teh job.
Makin a gud impresshun – ur doin it wrong.
*gigglol* sounds lyke the fridge repair guy who didnt show up. And didnt call back until 3 weeks later when we were on vacashun. teh message sed they were showing up in 20 minutes and they hoped we were home!
Puppeh williek taht, Q. Is puppeh gawt a naym yet? Ai haven scene u foar a wyol tu arsk.
testing?
apparently WP duzznt like teh link in teh website box!
**Shows pointee ends to weirdpretzel**
Whut abowt sick leeve pule? Won’t nobuddy giv you sum xtry sick daze?
O, the huge manatee!
Too many cheeseburgers!
LOLZ!!!
sneeking in way late to say, i just lubs taht sumwun drawed a chalk owtline arownd thems kitteh an taked a pikshur! iz surprizing teh kitteh stayd still long enuff, tho.
Wif teh liddle armz along teh syds lyke dat, luks lyke is nawt lying on hawrd floar, butt (!?!) mebee sumfin sof — ?
It has teh funny, and teh creepy.