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Wat? I’m puttin’ meself in ur shoes!
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Aifink ai is gonna has trubblol wawkin a myol innem, tho.
Adn plz be kayrful wayr ur puttin dem grate big fuuty-pyez.
Wii can haz sum tee adn teh smoked sammunz awn a krakker? Aifinkso U nawt getz tu full tu sleepz wif just a littlol tayst.
Oooh, yummers! Samminz be mai fabrit! Eben bettur den toonaz!
Fankeez, wrr! *nom-nom-lipsmakkingud!*
I can’t believe this. I hope none of you are actually grown-ups talking like this. I’m not actually sure if any of you can read this, seeing how it isn’t in retard-speak.
Ohai! Ess, ai kin reedz ur speekz! I meremba ut frum loooongago! Iz 64. Iz prolly onie wun speekit ur langwich in lolcatland nauw …
ooohh nooo!!! aym unpreparred for teh kyoot!
SPLORT!
Oh, deer, ai knoo dis wuz gonna happin. Gud fing ai has teh CCC reddy!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy gammacatz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds gammacat tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
oh fangQ AP!! ai was totally unprepared for the fuzzee white kitteh
**looks awai and finks of taxes**
Yeff, ai knoz. Is nawt teh kinda fing u egspekts tu see in a shoo.
At leest, wun hoaps nawt.
Nao, konsentrayt – will u be using teh 1040 EZ, oar teh lawng form?
Beddur Uze teh lawng form. Iz teh berree kyoot kitteh.
teh lawng form (pleh)!
*gib gammacat copees uv teh skedyul A & B*
hmmm….WP beeyn verry bad! nawt lettin mi postify. ai dropt teh linkee tu mai profyl tu sees iffen et wurks nao.
Ai had teh saym trubblol awl morning.
Ai chanjd teh linkee frum username tu pikshurz-by, adn it wurkd.
duz et wurkee nao?
bah! bloo wurked butt linkee didunt.
splort!
Hang awn, deyr mai leej! Ai is a cummin!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy teh royul brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling sparkly minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds hur majisty tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Tawk tu gammacat adn enjoy teh byootimus day.
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Oh, fankeez Angel!! *nomz deh chokklit whyle lukking at deh medow*
mai braynez feel so sparklee!
Royultee dezerbs extra sparklols, in mai humblol opinyun
Mayks foar efferbessint wit, aifinkso.
wate….teh cween nedez moyr ducky tayp!
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
dere….dat aot tu hoyld herz.
*snipsnipsnip*
Donut furget de ayr holez!
*deeeeeeeep bref!
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Air! blessed air!!!
fankeez, drgnfly!!
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. now snuggle under teh floofee blankee and dont lookat teh preetee kitteh till you feel better!
Nao kalm daon, deyr, gammacat.
Datz a beri nyse jawb, but u shud be relaxifyin next tu her majestee, nawt wurryin urseff bowt hurs helf. Ai has taykin kayr ob ebryfing.
Nao konsentrayt – duz u has teh itemyzed dedukshuns?
yup, tehy are rite heer
*checks list twice*
A dubblol resq!! and gammacat, u wuz splortinged urself! cum sit. wii will resting now!!
Hello Mai Kween – i am at my new job and have a new email. Dying to get back into the teeruum but I have forgotten the address. Hellup me please? I have missed ebreywun sooo much!
U gunna walk a mile?
Nawt until U bai sum odur eeturz.
An some moor pretty shoos.
charges the C.C.C truck
arugha arugha
flies open the doors
puts stretcher down
gently puts cweemj and gammacat on same stretcher
carries them to operating room
slides braynes back into recpective heads
lays both of them on lazy girls chairs
covers with hudson bay blankets
gives each a chocolat martnees.
puts naabbii bottles all around them.
Oh FangQ 5E!!!
*sipsipsip*
Is it me that stinks!?
I dunno. Didjoo baffe dis monf?
You smell lovely scentsy lady!
It’s problee da gog.
Usuelleh iz.
pj perry xina on da dogeh.LOL
Ebbrehboddy hates da goggie.
(Funnily enuff, I never reeeely meened to be a goggie, just liked dat abbatard. But I donut mynd, iz kinda fun. Just member dat Iz a kitteh at hart!)
*Schmoos TBC* Don’t hatez da goggies; juss blame dem fer everything. Axshully very gud to have dem arownd.
Indeedie. Dey can byte da hoomins when dey misbehayve!
Nd dey duz a beddur jawb ub warshing dizhez frum last lol dat wp eted wut ai sed.
Wordpretzel haz been berry hungreeh lateleh, aifinkso!
*runs by*
O hai, BFF!
ohai LCB!!! how are you?
*runs back teh other way*
O hai! I is teh ok. And u?
This is so cute….kittens are
O mai gunness. Dis a tawp klass lilluh nom rite heer!
WANT!
Nah, just teh lil nibbelz on teh eers!
**swoons**
Hao long yu bin layin heer?
*Pikz up gammacat n genltee laiz hur onna swoonin caoch*
Yu bee kareful nao!
We cants tu nom da bebbehs?
But dey iz berry sweet an tastee. Ah meens, jus lukka dis wun. Is maed toadalee owt ub powdured sugers an lubs.
Kyoot whyt bebbeh kitteh finks: “Ai’ll poopz in hiz shooz…adn ‘kawze tehy awlreddy be stinkeh, he’ll nebber eben notiss until…..sqooosh!! Hee hee hee!”
(Doan’t let teh resem….resume…..lukking lyk CC fewl yu!)
ai iz beeg fearowshus, furousuz — beeg skairee sno leppard. yew no wanna mess wif me. yew puny mortal.
*hides from fearowshoez beestie*
whoosa feerce littol leopard?? you are! yes you are!
**tiklols littlol paws**
dogbotherer!!!!elebenty!
Whare has u been? Whut did u bring me? Anser teh second question first.
Ai nawt dogbotherer, but ai haz sum smokey samminz up teh thread u can haz.
ooooo yesh pleez
eye brings toona feesh, lopsters, bwoklies, an a shinee. en stwing. en a signed pikter ub bazmint kat.
ai haz bin in grad skewl. ai jes finnished kahmpreehensivz an iz waytin four mai graide.
ai trewlie haz misted this playz. snif snif.
ai kud nawt playz butt ai lukt at de kittehz eberie dai.
fanx fur rememberin me.
How could I forget u? U did teh entertainments news on teh all-bunneh newscast!
Glad ur examinifications are teh over. I been there, done did that elebenty-mumble years ago. Plz to come play here moar!
Ohai, ebberywun! Ai haz a fabor 2 aks…..mai sistur adn hur fambly r needing sum prayerz rait nao (detayles r ober at Miz Foofytaylez Tea Room). Ai wuld b gr8lee appreshativ ov ennewun hoo culd pray tu tehir ohaier powur tu gib tehm guidense adn strengf tu git fru dere crysis. Fank u sew muchlee!!!! {{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}
*hugs & prayerz*
Ohai, fank u fur ur halp! Ai donut fink Ai haz seen u heer b4….r u nu? *Eggstendz floofy orinj (nawt poysin) paw ov frendsip.*
{{{Catsablanca}}}
**Sends eggstra strength heelin beems**
{{{{Catsablanca’s sisseradn famblee}}}}} Tunz uv gud beems adn guy dens adn smartz tu dem, aifinkso!!
O yesh! Teh praers b verry powfuls aiknoesos . . . an God (CC’s Boss) Hii haz ebben moar teh aunty-crysis powerz! {{{{{{Catsablanca’s sisstur an famly}}}}}} {{{{{{Catsablanca}}}}}}
{{{catsablanca’s sisturandfamblee and her boi, specially}}} Sending beems and hopez dat tehy will find the way to werk dis awl owt.
Thanks for your support, everyone! I’ll let my sister know about the beams headed her way…… {{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}
{{{Catsablanca}}}
({{{KaiEm}}}}
{{{{{{{{Catsablanca an sistur an famblee}}}}}}}}
Waht a littel cyoot-t!
*SPLORT*
grabs the portablol CCC kart runs to K_K_C*
*takes owt the skooper, an skoopeez up the braynes!*
*rinseez very jintly wif green tea*
*patty patty pat pats the braynes back into the braynium*
*carefully replaces the brayne boans*
*taypee taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the Hello Kitteh dukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts K_K_C to the recubbery lounj, wraps in a floofy cheezpeeps map blanky, eases onto the fainting couch*
Here is sum hawt choklit an sum choklit possums frum Moonstruk Choklits, an the instructions fur fillin owt yur tax forms. Pleez tew be resting naow, K?
Tank u, sunnyhuckle! *weakly waves paw from under cheezpeeps map blankee*
Uh-oh.
Not gonna make it.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
*grabs the portablol CCC kart runs to D.R.*
*takes owt the skooper, an skoopeez up the braynes!*
*rinseez very jintly wif green tea*
*patty patty pat pats the braynes back into the braynium*
*carefully replaces the brayne boans*
*taypee taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the Hello Kitteh dukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts D.R. to the recubbery lounj, wraps in a floofy cheezpeeps map blanky, eases onto the fainting couch*
Here is sum hawt choklit an sum choklit possums frum Moonstruk Choklits, an the instructions fur fillin owt yur tax forms. Pleez tew be resting naow, K?
*hands D.R. sum gogglols tew be waring*
Thank yoo, sunnyhuckle
WANT!!!
*fink abowt taxes Mitts, kom on, yew can do it! 1040EZ, 1040EZ, 1040EZ!!!*
Ai do haz a randum kweshtion tho…several lols ago (an prior to then too), sum cheezpeeps be sayin “Pees inna flannik”……wut dus dis meen? I no gets it….
*haz a confuzzled*
…ai axed tah won tyme…but…
donut merember teh ansser!
Inn non-lol speek: flees in a panic
ah, dat makez lotz moar sens! Becuz of da “pees” part, I was finking peeps was tryin to say meybee, dering a crysis, dey has an axident? Butt (!) da “flannik” part mayd no sens at awl. Fanks fur clareefying Kem Teecher!
Yur welkum! Dats wat Ai du – teech!
yesh, teh “pees” iz yor ovver option in a panick sitchewayshun if yoo cannots manij to flee in time. an teh “flannick” iz for teh cleening up.
Inn non-lol speek: Or to be more precise ‘Pees in a flanic’ which is a Spoonerism for ‘Flees in a panic’.
Spooner was a preacher in [Victorian] England who often spoke in this manner, switching letters around. It was unintentional for him but he did it so often that the trait was named after him.
Tsk, tsk. Lookit dis mess! Braynes ebrywere!
Ai nebber dun dis beefour, butt(!) Ai’ll trii
*Findz teh CCC eemurjencee clozet*
*Taykez aout awl teh nessessayree aitemz*
*Sweepee sweepee up teh braynz into tu tydee pylez*
*Rinzez awl teh braynz wif sparloling lemming wadder*
*Pakz KKC’s braynz into teh KKC cabbity*
*Pakz DR’s braynz into teh DR cabbity*
*Putz awl teh braynium bonz bak togedder (Ai iz gud at teh puzzlolz)*
*Taypz dem up wif dukky taype*
*Snapz on nu CHRs (wdoi)*
*Moar taype taype taype*
*Gentlee carreez teh bictiims to teh splort recubbery lawnge*
*Raps dem bofe in floofy blankees*
Dere. Haf sum choclit possums an sum martoonies an doan luk at teh kyoot pikshure wifaout purrtekshun!
*Whew*
Dats hard werk!
grate job, teacher! iz gudgudgud fur nawt-sekkund splort repare!
Fanks! Yu beetid me tu it, tho
Haz had MUCH eggspeeryanse!
Ai haz to go nao. Need to mayk a studint torchure deevise, ur, um, a tezt
See awl yu peeps laytur!
An Velvet kitteh iz nawt helpin! (Git offa da keebord!)
Thank u, KemysteryTchr
We hav an agreemint in mai haus: ai doan du dishies – teh mens du tehm. Ai shops an ai cukks (sumtiems tehy du). Moslee it werks, sept wen it dussen.
I don’t mind doin dishes…or eheem, loadin and unloadin da machine. I likes to cukk! Moslee, sept wen I don’t.
ai iz teh dishwashin macheen en mai howse.
yoo haz a 8trak player? yoo reelyreely haz won? Sunny puts awn her apron, tew halp with teh dishes, iz reely eezier than teh splort repair, aifinkso…yoo wanna wash or dry?
an…an! didja see upthred ware Catena raprapraped teh cween in teh dukky taype? was priceless, aifinkso, but mebbee only cuz my cween did that to me wons, but, still, was funny enuff tew git us thru teh dishes…
I wanna juss put away. I don’t reellyeely haza 8 trak player, butt(!) I no somwun, who shall remain nameless, (in my howse) who will nawt part wiff it.
oh, look, awl done now! peas! (but nawt in a flannick, oh noze, only, peas!) schmoooz, pj. good to hang owt wif yoo fur a bit. ai haz a tired now, will say schmooooz and moob awn!
*schmooses and moobz awn* Nite, sunny!
*bery late post-but atwerk ai duz nawt hab tiem*
Ai haz a n8-track player and lotsa tapes ADN dey all still plays. Sabed dem frum when ai had a 63 1/2 Cheby SuperSport Impalla wif front bucket seats and auto-shift onna da floor. Wuz grate car tu.
Oooohhh! Teh pinkeeness! Teh pinkee noez, teh pinkee toez, teh pinkee eerz! Aibetcha teh tummeh iz pinkee tu!
are you gonna splort? cuz bowt ebberywon else iz gone, and, ai iz leebin soon, but will be glad to repair ifn yoo splort, and shoor cannawt blame yoo!
yes, awl that pinkee is kwite irrestible. *eggstends floofy paw of friendship* ai beleeb we haz nawt met? ai am kwite famous, buwahahaha! but would like tew have yure friendship! It wuz hard fur myself nawt to splort, so, ifn you feel the need, it is ok. eben teh sturdy regulars has splorted tonight. Would like tew git tew know you, ifn was nawt so tired. am gonna go pee now, so, ifn you splort, I will be right back. ‘k?
‘k, sunny haz to go tew the bed naow, but am worried about you splorting, as so minny otters have done tonight. So, I make yoo a deal, heer is a splort repair, just for yoo, and yoose it if yoo need tew, or if nawt, put it in yur pocket in case next time no won sees. ‘k?
*takes deep breff…*
*grabs the portablol CCC kart strolls up to sierrasevin*
* skoopeez up the braynes!*
*rinseez very carefully wif sparkling waters*
*patty pats the braynes back into the brayn place*
*carefully replaces the brayne boanes*
*taypee taypes the brayn boans back into place wif the Garfield dukky taype*
*applize CHRG (wdoi) ans sekyures wif moar dukky taype*
*escorts sierraseven to the splort recubbery lounj, wraps in a floofy cheezpeeps map blanky, eases onto the bark-a-lounjer*
Here is sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum frum Moonstruk Choklits, an the instructions fur fillin owt yur census forms. Pleez tew be resting naow, K?
oh, an heer are sum protekktib goggles, tew prevent a relapse, ‘k.
oh, an, teh instructions fur fillin out yur census, to boor you owt uf teh kyootness, ‘k?
welcome tew cheezland, iz a majiklol place, and, if yoo haz been heer before, sunny apolologizes, ai spends moar time in ms foofytayle’s tearoom than heer, lately, but am glad yoo have come to see us. ‘k?
schmooooz!
ohai sunny! letz rap sierraseven up in teh dukky tayp, juss tew be shur.
*produces jiant pakkij uv dukky tayp wiv liddlol bunnies on it*
*snaps on noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
Yoo bin takin lessons from the cween?
donut forgit to leave a breeving hole!
*offers swiss army knife!*
Littel bebeh ceiling cat had bery lowly beginnings … butt(!) kwiklie growed to fill dose shoos adn biggerer!
“Away in a hyoomin shoo, nooo boks furra bed, da floofi beb ceiling cat layered daun himz sweet hed …”
didz anybunny countz teh numba ov splorts dis o-so-kyoot wite kitteh kauzed? mite be teh noo rekkurd, aifinkso!
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