I haz self-control.
I haz self-control. Until you turn your back.
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Den Ai nom!
So l’eau top spot by Anni deserves celebratifyingl \\
Dancing and noms, purrhaps?
Thx Q juss cawfee plz. Ai haz 2 dans off 2 teh shops sune, so wull sabe mai breff fur dat!
*drags chair out to sidewalk to sit and watch Anni pirouette and jete off down the street*
OOOOOH, so graceful
Oh, Ai wish! In fakt Ai walk wiv a limp an a wawkin stikk!
>drags chare owt an sits neckst to Q<
ooooo! lookit annipuss dans dans dans!
Ai need dat chare – teh ownlee dansin Ai do iz teh sittin doun sort!
Conga ratz Anni. Noe poal dansing tehn?
Nope, moar teh stick dansing, ai’d say.
Ohhh …. teh limbo!
Um … noes. Walking sting dansing – teh stick be verticull, u noes. Nuffink laik limbo!
we duzint do nautee fings, duz we?
Conga Ratz Anni !! Iz prolly tuu urli fur a roazt luntsh, sew plz tu hab a nyce cuppa tee nd a smawl iced volvo !!
an iced volvo? Is that when you have the air conditioning in the car set too
.. oar dribe-threw caik deco raytign !! * rushiz owt tu paitint offiss *
Why wud Ai want a frozed car?
* Brignz owt a plait *
Halp urselbz ebbreebuddee !!
htt p://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=104
*Droolz* Sadlee nawt awn mai dyut sheet! Wun plane biskit onlee iz alloud.
Du tehy hab Vo Vo bikeaz in TTI ?? Ai nebber kno wot iz aussie nd wot iz
stoalenburroed frum oberzeas !!Ai haz nawt seed dem, but Ai haz 2 abert mai eiz wen Ai pass teh biskitt ile!
Gud eye deer, taht !! * bettar tahn no-eye deer
!! *
Ai will checkin wen aise nexx in det Tucso’s.
whut a grate site! fangkew, pb!!
Aah Nuts !! iz a merikan kompanee (yuuzd tu bi ozzie wunc
) taht maiks teh faimus Tim Tams nd lawts ob bikkeez (cookies) taht ar nawt ment tu go tu waist !! (Izza contradikshen tehre ..)
yeah … biscuit reviewing … who knew such career opportunities even existed?
Du yu tihnk itz dun liek wyne taistin … ?? *
sownd laik waste ob purrficklee good cukkee tew mi!
Lemme try sumfink, k? *root bustle dig*
Nope, din’t work. *sigh* Nebbermind.
Move on, cheezpeeps, nuffink to see here!
Wozzit a lynx prollem ??
oar anuvver lion???
Nope. Ai tried to embed a pickshure, but it din’t want to go to the M bed, so ai had to do wifout.
*shrug*
Den ai haz amaizin spede eetin controal !!
soundz liek me
Owch
Crooz controle prehapps.
* setz cruuz corn troll tu 100 vovoez purr ower *
looks laik sumwun dee moll isht teh turkee. nawt mii! no posable fumbs, erermemburr?
Juss mebbeh a fyoo littlol clors an teef???
argh arg ar a …
yoo needs hime lick manoovur, afri?
>stands at teh reddy jus in case<
Tanks MM! Noe, nawt chokin, jus slowly drownin in teh morass ov mai writin class. O teh spellin miss steaks! O teh baaaaad grammar! O teh… Argh! etc.
Ai noe teh feeyolin AfriCat.
Jus markin a hole clars ov storee ritin maisalf.
ai can join inn? jst last weekweekweek ai had tu mark a bunsh uf undergrad English essais dat wer full uf teh pleh gramma…booo!
Ai gess ai shuln komplayn tehn – at lees mai kidlets is onlee 10-12yrs.
is interesting how menny peepz hoo ritez deh LOLspeek heer haz jobs related tu using deh “proper English” IRL.
I finso dis b a releese…. Awl deh rulez am borkt heer!!!
Ai bi pro purr-inglish (AKA Lolcat
)
moast ov teh rools am borked in mai clarss! Ai wil fixit bai Desember tho. Ai hav waiz.
eeep!
aifinkso yu haf tu no teh rools befor yu can brayk dem – sew bai speekin in LOL we proov dat we can has purrrrfict gramma in reel lyf
dats jsut logikal!
ur logic, I lieks it
Ai used tu had doze. Ai doan miss dat part.
Teh teechin uv teh litter a choors is moar fun, ov coarse.
Chew ??
* noze, ai iznut compulsib (noarmelly) !! *
Is it just me, or is that mog cross-eyed?!
Ai dunno, aer u cross eyed? Can’t reelee tell frum teh pikchoor bowt teh kitteh.
* PB skwince until himz membaz teh zuum !! Nao icey
!! *
Ai tink itz teh blak lien awn himz noez !!
Tehre wus a faimus x-iide lion wunc awn teh telly corld “Clarence” !!
* cud bi a distent relatib ?? *
A lion? Ware?! Get in teh car!!!!!!!!!
Daktari titlez frum teh 60′z
Ai noe dis wun!!!!
Tehre waz sew menny shos abowt lyons an kittehs wen ai waz a kidlet – tihs wun, Born free, Kimbah, Clarence, Felix, Sylvester, Topcat, Catinahat, pluss menny moar ai carn rememer.
Lotz ob aminlolz: Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Blak Byuuty, Flipper …
* .. mai memreez fool ob wholez !! *
Mien tu butt(!) ai noe awl ov tohse wuns. Skippy! Knott ferget Skip.
and My Fren Flicka!!
Leev it tu Beeva !!
*faispaw*
* Leev it tu PB ??
*
an Mr. Ed, and teh tawkin fren uv Kafleen.
Teh debil made me doed it.
Yu woz needin tihs tur-kee?
* Gibz mmm teh burd !! Wot ?? Teh terquay obcorss !!
*
Hoo u cawlin tur-kee? Wat ai needin?
Wayt a sekkind—wit dat much tryptofan, kitteh wud be in koma. Kitteh was fraymd!
Tripp to ware? Kitteh lukks stayshunery tu me.
Lurkey turkey haz many trytophanz innit (induces zzzzs)-datz why teh kittehs and hoomins are so tyred after Tanksgibing.
I will nom till I can nom no more! nom nom nom!
Ohai grantski. Hao u bee? Scool goin okay? (As ok as it can go)
Iz been okay so far, We have a state-wide test today, the FCAT, but it will be ok.
FCAT – hee hee – u shuld du wel. Kitteh going alawnng tu halp? Gud lukk. *crosses fingers, toes, eyes*
deh F CATz haz a test??
am dehy F az in Fast?
Fat?
Fractious?
Farming?
Felonious?
Ferocious?
Fighting?
Fyremenz?
Famous?
Freezing?
Fancy?
Forgiving?
Fleeing?
Freezing?
Fleeting?
Flying?
Feeding?
>^;^<
Funni
Fankfool
fieting
fyutcher
fronch
finnish
frollikin
Frolickin’.
I like that word tudai!
>^;^<
Ai thott it wuz a bit lamb …
* narr, iz a happi werd 
*
Fizzy?
Fidgety?
Fa#!ting?
Furry?
Fullobeens?
Fantastic?
Floofy?
Fab?
Fawgettfool?
Finking …
Kitty reminds me of Jungle Book’s Bagheera. Dunno why.
Hmmm. Kitteh probably dreems hiis a blak panfurr prowlin fru teh junglols. Aifinkso!
eetin baykt tur-kee…
fenks, seelincat, iz vejeterijan! *phew*
kitteh has nominal verticlol control but no nomizontal control, at all.
Wuz finkin uv all teh fillums NOM-inated for teh Oskars. But cudn’t come wif ennyfing funnneh.
I haz self-control! I waits till you’z gone!
Ai kaint see. Whut haz kitteh nommed? Oar klahed?
Cons ..general thot was the cat klahed a turkey.
>^;^<
How could I resist?