Uh, if you go out looking like that

Uh, if you go out looking like that people are going to speak very slowly to you.
Picture by: Sara Caption by: momofzoo via Our LOL Builder
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Uh, if you go out looking like that people are going to speak very slowly to you.
Picture by: Sara Caption by: momofzoo via Our LOL Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Is nawt gud luk fur yu!
Congrats 3km!
Fank yu anni!! OMCC, I kan’t believe I gitted a nawt sekkund!
Oh, wii hazza fore way, kan wii awl danse owf tu da ty-buteek?
Iz dat ur nawt sekund nawt sekund? Ifnn dat iz troo, en u get eggstr speshul congrats wiv moar cowbell an bloons an fings!
I haz had wun lawng tyme ago. Thank yu!!
congarats on teh nawt sekkund 3km!
*dans dans twirl dans*
Befoar dis LOL banishes intoo de ether as wellol – congratchewlayshuns on de nawt sekund.
Teh BC wun iz still dere – go bakk 3 lols an u will fyned it!
YAY! fur ebberywun who gitted a nawt-sekkund! I must now danse owf tu da kitchen and mayke dindin fur da boi and hubbikat. Nite Awl!! Haz da funs!!
bee veywwee caerfull….
Dey will fink u aer stoopie
GMTA, anni – but u beeted meh tu it!
U’ll stay liek it
Peeps will thikn yous a fighta not a lubba and steer cleer.
careful, ur faec will stay laik dat!
*Can’t do shockee face any more…too much botox?*
mebbe… butt(!) kittehs donut need botox.
U luuk stoopy, in ottur wurds.
Duz u unnerstand yet? Du ai need tu fynd ottur ottur wurds? Hellooo!
And r yoo going to do sumfing wif yur hare?
Lyke kubber it wiff a wig mebbe? Gakk! Mai hayrbawls luuk neetur.
adn noe pikun awp chicks, eeda.
Kuz u obyusly has no tayste adn keep bringin hoam tramps.
Goggie-lubbin tramps at dat! Teh last wun kept tellin me tu sit!
Kitteh luks liek he haz a sad storie tu teyl, but he awlso luks liek he got intertangloled wif does blynds!
It awl started wen ai wuz battin at teh hangy-daon-strings.
Ai wuz fytin dem juss fyn wen mai tayl gawt tanglold in teh blynds…
Adn den teh fite waz awn…spit, raaahgghgh, hiss, batt, batt, batt, tanglol, tanglol, tanglol, retreet, ebil blynds win dis rownd. Sumbuddy cawl teh fashun polise! adn dose annybunny haz enny hayre gell?
uh, what happened to the LOL with the BC?
**has a major confuzzled**
neber mind. teh meetinks has fried my brain. I thot it was the noon LOL!
**sigh**
**goes to lie down in dandylion patch**
Teh noon (BC waddurs) lol gawt demoated sumhow tu befoar teh 6:00 (fyreplays) lol. Izza mistury.
Fur sum reezun WP hawked up teh 2 prebyus lols an puttid dem affer teh BC eggsorsism wun – It’s still dere, but u haz 2 go bakk 3 lols 2 fynd it!
I can haz makeover?
Certainly *5 eags does pookee feet with curlers and make up make pookeefeet look like a doll.*
What, what you no like?
Oooh, pritty! Well dun, 5eagz!
aifinkso her needz sum ribbons in her hair
*ties liddlol colorful ribbons around teh curls*
*tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie *
Stukkee Fayss Kitteh
duz nawtz Hewminz speekeengz
slowleez enneetymez!
Stukkee Fayss Kitteh
duz nawtz cayrz 4 Bebbeh Tawlkz
eevurr. Eeben wenz
Prittee Wun duz itz,
itz saowndz bettah dan wenz Beeg
Gye duz itz baddlee!!
Stukkee Fayss Kitteh
willz goez 2 nayburrz andz skayrz
nayburr’z Beeg Dawggeh!!!
Jack.
kitteh knoz hao tu
snarl at puss-goggee naybur.
doan gimme no chit!
Wuz tinking uv dat akyute Dr. Tinycat an found dis:
ht tp://greyhoundpictures.com/index2.html
U getz rid teh space, can seez it (Ai hoapes)
Awww, I love him!
Dats okays, most oomans are stoopids anyways, so their speekings slowly, will onlys help close the intellect divide, betweens yu and dem’s,dai may even learns someding to thier benefits