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best bargains !
I meen, fink abowt it. Yu get kittehs, and funnies, and frends to tawk about dem wif. Best deel on teh Interwebs!
elebenty munnies plskthx!
Congrats carosue – u leed teh macrame
We habs enuff peeps to fill up a whole tabul at the venue uf ar choise! Iz it to early to go to Noms?
Iz nebber 2 erlee fur fud!
no returns wifout receeet
…and i just eated yours.
Wud yu want to reeturn sumfing wif a fayce lik dat?
nope. i would not could not return dis cat.
not for this, adn not for that,
would not return a cat like dat.
Yu ar teh nu Dr Seuss!
*puts funny stripey hat on, shares one with KemysteryTchr*
*hopes KemysteryTchr doesn’t know what i maed in Chemistry*
Yu wuld nawt trayde it for a maus?
yu wuld nawt trade it for a spouse?
I wuld nawt trade it, spam I am
Nawt eben for a kitteh cam!
**applaws** der are such creatib poets in cheezland!
*shares stripey hat with booklion*
*joins hands and takes bow*
Ebbry littlol halps
Naow let teh kat owta da bag, kaithx
Espeeshullee az eet eez a PWASTIC BAG!!! Doez Nawt be safee furr da kitteh — shid ooze paper or softee plushee comfee fabreek bags *nods luks disaprovaling at da cashheer*
No puts kittehs inna a pwastic bag!!
onli golfish inna plastik aifinkso
an den onlee iffin der is wader….
wut pritty aiz!!!
Teh bedder to sees yu wif, mai leej!
*wondurs hao cweenmj and 4.5k got bak frum teh bubblol journey*
Bai cheezland majik uv corse!
why, fang you!
Wut? It is danjurus to put kitteh in plastic bag! Kitteh mite smoth…smuv…stop to breathing! Iz animlol crewelty of teh wurst kind. I call the cops now and you’ll be sorry, buster.
*takes off troll mask wivakwikness, cause it’s hot and scarey in there*
EEK!
O..is u Q, ai hadda wurried dere fer a minnit!
Tee Hee — I wuz a trollee wun afore free!!! Iz da funz da pway troll!!! An i wuvs pwaying da Carez Troll da bestest-estis cuz den a gits to crossee mi armies and nods adn gibs da disaprovoling luks …
plastic bags are danjurus.
and.. waow that kitteh haz big eyes! o.o
check out mah lolz?
I has a complaint. Kitteh marked as Happy Cat. When I got it home, it had an angree. Please to refund?
Nawt responsolbobbol furr changificashuns inna da mood ub kittehs!!! Iz yer meesteaks dat cauzed da angwee!!! Takee dat kitteh outta a bag and gibs heem lub and snoooglols and tois, butt mostlee – gibs him gushifuds and a crown and tellz heem hee iz da KING UB DA HAUS!!
Den he beez a happitalye kitteh agin (unteel heez nawt, witch weel bee yer fault agin nawt free)
Sorree, noe refundz wifowt origimal pakaging an receet submittd in tripplekat. Pleez tew reed teh fyne print in teh instrukshuns manool
*Ahem*
Ai innerupt dis lol for teh followin announcemint.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONONONONONONO!!!!!!
STOOPIESTOOPIESTOOPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RASSENFRASSENGRSSBLLLPPPTTT!!!!!!!!
Ai is nawt havin a gud day.
Ai had to let awf a liddle steam, so as to avoid goin awn teh rampage wiv a weppon ob mass destructificayshun.
Awltho, I retain teh rite to do dat layter if fings donut improve.
Nao, bak to ur regularly sheduled lols, an sorry for teh innerupshuns.
O noze! *runs runs runs tew gib hugs*
{{{{{{martoonie}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Martoonie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*hidez alla weepuns inna cheezland*
*callz da mostest beeyooteefull YNG and sends heem to martoonie werks ta gibs massageez*
*hans martoonie sum ugly nick-nack to frow against teh wall*
{{{martoonie}}}
*puts cormpewter down caerfully*
*frows ugly nick-nack insted*
Dis ur lucky day, cormpewter. Hcr saveded u from a short lesson in lernin how to fly, followed bai a lawng lesson in bein smashified to bitses.
||------->------>---->||CRAK!!!!||*gigglol*
Trai thinking of da cleer bloo skies and sittin in da sun wiv littlol kittehs sleepin and purrin on yuor lap and lotsa lubblies liek dat. Mite help.
ai kan kaw mizzer8, martoonie – Yu is hasing teh saym kinda razzafrazzin stoopiestinken dae azz mih, tehn! Ai wantsta taik tihs stoopiestinken cormpyoodur adn frow itz awf a klif … oar daoun a wel … oar inna rivvur. Stppoiestinken … razzafrazzin … soe-kawl’d tekk naw low gee taht duzzin wannma werk ryt …
*stawmpzawftutehkornur wiffa sebeer kais uv teh grumblolz*
I wuz triin a figgur owt hoo mizzer8 wuz *snerk*
I fought yoo sed yoo cud callz mizzer8. I wuz wunderin whut hee wood doo ta helpz martoonie — fought maebee hee had powerz likee a YNG ta make fings bettererer
Den, mii bwain started werkin agin an I unnersttodz…
Cheezeland izz TWOOLOLEE a majiklol plays … nawt fibe minnitz affturr ai hadded mai grumblol fitt abowt mai kormpyoodur, hey presto! itz majiklolee fiksifyeded itselv. ai hazza absololutelolee shuur taht teh majik uv cheezeland fiksifyded mai kormpyoodur (affturr tekk supawrt hadded givved upz awn itz foar thymez inz tu daze). Ai hazza HYOOJ happee naow!
Noms adn sillybrayshuns foar wun adn awl! *bringifyes owt a boofay tayblol loadifyded wif sordid cheezes adn meats, adn kowndeemintz, adn arrteesenawl bredz adn roalz, adn wippeebuddur, adn lett uss adn sutch foar “fixins” … adn bawtumles suop pawts – heer – trai teh wonton suop – mai DIL mayded itz, adn it’z teh NOM! … adn sordid drinkees uv yur purrfurentz … adn pays tree trayz wif profiter owls, adn cannoli, adn nappo leonz, adn teera mee soo … ENNCHOI, mai frendz!!
mmmm, fangQ for the noms Italiana and yeah for fixified computers!
If wonton suop is gud, is twoton twice betterer?
ai dunnknoe – hebby-er, maiB … butt(!!) eever wae, it’z NOM!
oh pleeze don du dat. Put com pewter onna groun, jumps upanna down onna compewter till brokin tu peeses, den plaic inna eliktronik re cycloling bin, don pool ute wells an ribbers an such, aifankyu. An pleeze habba nice restob teh dai!
{{{{{{{{{{Italiana}}}}}}}}}}}
*ducks and covers*
*sends beems full of hope and cheer from undercover*
{{{martoonie}}} ai has been feelin taht way lately too!
**pulls out punching bag**
**wapwapwap**
ai feel a bit better! anyone else want to try?
*wapwapwapwapWAPWAPWAP*
*BAMBA BAMBA BAMMMMM*
*watchez da punchin bag FLIIIIII wae ober da rainbow*
OPPPS …
sowwee GC, I goez an gits a noo bag….
dats okay. I’ve dun taht a few times myself
Heerz — I founded dis Majicol punchin bag … da facee onna a bag changifiies sew eet luks likee da peep dat yoo iz mostest maderer at ….
*hangs noo punchin bag wif sooper de dooper strongest eber hebbee dootee chane*
*putts hyoogee punchin glubs nexta eet sew da puncher no hurts der handeez*
Fang q mai frenz fur ur sympathees (an teh YNG!!). Hugz backatchaawl.
You iz finding bad hissyspitty Snitt ?? I losted one,had in notsogood box~you chn kep,I do not want..
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
amz undeesyded awn brandz
noo cleer plasstikkz bag!
Noo cleer plasstikkz bag
amz 2 flimzee 2 maykz haff
wayz deesent Foartress!!
Noo cleer plasstikkz bag
no habz flats bawtumm. No habz
rijjidd wallz, eevurr!!
Noo cleer plasstikkz bag
mayz beez nyss 2 sitz in, butz
nawtz gud playss 2 Napz!!!
Jack.
But it duz mayk fun krinklol noysez wen ai bats at it.
Dats sumfin, ai gess.
**gigglol** taht is tru. Cannolli luvs plastic bags. I think he paws through them just to heer the krinkling
Ohai, AynjillPloom!
Noo cleer plasstikkz bag
duz maykz lubblee saownd undurr
Kitteh’z slydeengz Pawz!
Noo cleer plasstikkz bag
awllso maykz wunndurrfull saowndz
wenz Poyntee Endz slyce!!
Noo cleer plasstikkz bag
mytez mayk deesentz playss 2 Napz
awn, butz nawtz wiffinnz!!!
Jack.
Krinklol-bag ob funz
Nebber gud foar nappin, juss
skamprin in-an-owt
noo clear plastyk bagg … go BOOOOM!
Iz dis wunna dem “bye wun getz wun free” offas, dyufink?
“Bye wun getz floof free” ai finkso.
Floofreh was nebber cheep liek dat. She has allus been berry deer to me.
kontintz mai settlol durrink shippmint. kontintz mite awlsew beekoem uh-noid durrink shippmint. plztewbecaerfull.
Fur a limited tyme onlee, wun free tabbeh qat free with enny purchaz, kthx, havaguddaykthxandhopeyooenjoyedshoppinglolmart!
Ohnoes …
*Annownser Vois*
Spillage in Aisle 3
da, da, da, oopsie! Whut’s dis? A care troll mask? I twy it awn…
Lookit dat pore cat in dat plastic bag! Him will smotherfy, choke, inhalez, and din he will get teh dedified. How can you peepz larf at dis?
Ohhh, flingz mask off, faints.
*Fans maggiemom wif a copy of de stoar cataloguu*
There, their, they’re, yoo feelin gbetter yet?
* rummage rummage rummage *
Wait. Whut? A lolcat? Pfft! Tihs am NAWT whut ai ordured!
Dere mighta bin sum pork skrachins- before ai ate ‘em! mwa ha ha ha!
* faynts frum teh honger *
Has u gawn fru awl dat shopping-stuffs alreddy?
Whut? Yu meens awl teh shawping yu forgotted tu get yesserdai?
Forgotted? Forgotted?
Ai drobe awl teh way tu teh stoar adn gibbed dem teh list!
Dey filled up teh splortskar wiff awl teh fuds adn stuffs!
Dey did! Adn den… adn den… um, ai furgets.
OMCC! Yu is SO fyred! Nawt ownlee deed ai get in trubble fur letting yu drybe LCB’s splortscar but but but nao yu is telly meh yu lefted eet at teh stoar wib awl teh fuds in eet???
Ai wheel juss has tu nom dose pork scratchings gammacat is waybing arownd!
*gets awn bisiklol*
*hedds bakk tu stoar*
*pullz intu parking lawt*
*opens trunk, shuvz byke awn tawp ob shopping-stuffs*
*gets intu drybers seet, starts enjin*
*raydio goez ooooh-OOOO-OODELLY-OOOODUL*
*turns awf enjin*
*goes intu stoar*
Ohai deyr, duz u has eerplugs? Fankeez.
*puts in eerplugs*
*starts enjin*
VVVRRROOOOOOMMMM!!!
*pullz intu garaj*
*turnz awf enjin*
*tayks owt eerplugs*
*opens trunk, tayks owt bisiklol*
Deyr! Awl teh shoppingz ar in teh garaj.
Reddy foar teh unloading.
*goez tu faybrit napping-playse*
are there any paper bags to play with?
Oar plastic?
Oh, yeff, lawtsa dems!
Juss put teh fuds intu teh kubburds heer, den u can play!
*Jumppifiez intu neerest papperbag*
russlol-russlol-russlol
*gits tristee-turvee*
rasslol-rasslol-rasslol noe use!!
RASSLOLRASSLOLRASSLOL
BUNNEHKIK
*peeques hed owt*
hao embarasin!
**fans GP wif bag of pork skritchings**
**rummagerummagerummage**
ai has teh order form rite heer
1. elebentee lolcats
2. elebentee pinny gigs
3. elebentee x elebentee cases of hi kwality fud
‘kthnxwechargedyercard
Ahem. Ai seas no extry GPs heer… does yu? huh? HUH?
kthxplzturefundingmaimunniesnaoaidonutwannamaekaseen
ob corse, dey are rite over there!
*points to babbeh otters and pinny gigs*
*runsawaiwifakwikness in opposite direshun*
* narrows eyes *
Hmm… well… yesh. * feeds teh bebbeh otters wib toona *
Brings speshul wrinklol creem for GP’s eyez. Now stop awl dat squinchin!
Gushifud awn ayl ellebenty – ryt neggsta teh fezzur toies … ay’m jsut sayen …
*Finalloly picks up teh hevvy hint wot Italiana has dropped on ayl elebenty and fills a shawping bakset wiv de deeluxx gushifud and fezzer tois, in varimous collors*
*Gose to de cashdesq and ….*
*adn … adn … paies foar teh gushifud adn teh fezzur toies wif monoplollee munnies … *
*de casheer corls ober de stoar defectiv whu says *
Dis ar nawt de reel munnies – ai are colling dee poleece. We muss iron dis problelem out.
*Enters de polees ossifer, s/he iz parked de car owtside de hotel nexx dor*
butt(!!) … butt(!!) … ossifur … tihs IZZ reel munnies … inna monoplolee gaym, ennewai … ifz tehre’z nawt enuff tu paie foar teh gushifuds and teh fezzur toies, ai kan alwaes kawl mai momcqt adn aks hurr tu prynt moar awn teh kop peeyur … whut yu meen tihs nawt REEL munnies?! … ai kan bai howsus, adn hotelols, adn eeven chew-chews wiffit! Butt(!!) … butt(!!) ossifur! Ai izza GUD widdlol kitteh – pweese nawt tu putz mih inz pawkuffses!! PWEESE!!
Pusseh you goes direcky to jail, duz not colleck two hunned munnies and misses de nexx threee goes round!
Adorable picture. But PLEASE PLEASE!! CUT THE HANDLES on the bag and ALL YOUR SHOPPING BAGS!!! My cat got all twisted up in them once and was nearly choking himself to death. Bags are fun for kitties but handles are dangerous when excited kitties play. You don’t want to risk your incredibly cute fury friend being hurt by accident.
Shared out of love for cats….including yours.
Iz good point. Aifinkso.
Bery gud adbice Pat, fank u!
Thx, Pat! I agrees. If yoo lettings yor beluvved pet play with bags, cut teh handles and supervise teh playing tyme with teh bag.
Kittehs lubs bags; we lubs kittehs. Be SAFE, be KAYRFUL, teh lyfe yoo sayve may be that of yor own belubbed kitteh . . .
Bie wun, gets ‘lebenty free!
by the head markings this is another Bengal Cat…We seem to be haveing a lot on here. They sure beautimous an I want..
Kittehs, now with extra snuggles!
iz teh burfday fairy going bonkers, or iz teh lols miksded up today? i posted on teh laytest lol, but now iz 3 lols down!!
anyhoo, heer it iz agin if yor luking for it.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Smileycat, Gently, sunnyhuckle, an 3kittehsownme an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n butter yyellow cakes wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, sekrit ajint walkie-talkies an sekirt notebooks wif sekrit decoder rings, kandee, an liddle alien dot-to-dot buks wif shiny alien-colur crayns! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Ai doan’t fink it’s U bufday fairy – unless ai aer goin bonkers 2! Iz prollee WP goin bonkers!
O, fank you Birfday Fairy!! Hope you don’t mind, but I brought some homemade Fronch Onion Soup, guarenteed to be nomilishus!!
Thanks to ebberyone for the birthday wishes, I has had da leaky eyes not used to such kindness. I gots the bestest friends in all of cheezland!
3kom–Heppee, heppee burfdai! Ai hoep yur owies are gedding bettur. (Psst–be careful blohing awt teh candels–ai hurded miiself wonst duing taht.)
Ai don’t knoe, ai thort i wos in a tiem worp, or praps ai is forlen asleep an are dreeming orl this?
*Bobbi Ewing turns roun in de shower adn says ‘Gud Morning’ to Pammi*
*confuzzeled luk awn face*
Haz I entered a tyme warp?
Great gave myself an earwurm. I’ll share.
“Lets dew da tyme warp again…..”
Kan enniwun tell me if LOLs disapeer offen? I spended seberallol minutess trying to find a page dat wusnt there. Ai thort dat ai had lost de plot for a littlol wiel.
Dey aer sumtiemz rimoobed fur eggzamplol, iffn teh pikchoor wuz copyrite, oar iffn teh fred had been srsly uffensib.
OKthx
Luuks lyke teh 12:00 lol got demoated sumhao, foar reezuns oanly WP knoz. Is nao befoar teh 6:00 lol. Dis wun started owt as teh 9:00 lol, adn is nao teh moast kurrent.
Teh negst wun is doo in a fyoo minnits, at 3:00 (awl tymz ar cheeztymz, wich is nao teh saym as US Pasifik tym). But at dis poynt is enywunz gess whut will happin tuu it.
Dis has happind befoar, but is nawt a common okkurinse.
At leest, ai hoap it duzznt bekum wun!
oh FangQ AP! Ai thot my mind was going!
FREE kitteh wit ehvery purchase!