
One of these things is not like the others
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One of these things is not like the others
Picture by: picklepoo Caption by: JimPrice via Our LOL Builder
Is a reel kitteh!
*bangz on rat howse*
k’mon ratz!! git ur ratty liddlol buttz owt heer!!
U gotz dansin tu du!!!
*deh Conga Ratz kum owt uv deh rat howse wairing deh kullerful dansing owtfitz lukking like spring flowers in pinkz and yellowz and orinjiz and purplolz and greenz*
Cong-ga, cong ga, cong-ga!!
Cong-ga, cong-ga, cong-GAH!!!
Nais spring flours, cween. Hai tu u.
Ur kidding!!!
I can’t telling deh diffrentz!!
SHHHH… tehy will not see me if I duznt move!
*pownses on skwirrlgrrl*
*tusslol, rumpus, rigglol*
Oh hai!!!
*lik lik liks mj’s ear and tehn bites it*
ohai!!
*Jumpz strate up!*
*runz across ruum*
*Jumps ontu bookshelf and vulcherz leeza*
* is distractified*
*pownces on Africat*
ohai! hao u is?
*nose schmoo skwirrlgrrl* Ohai! Lawng tyme noe c! Ais fyne, hao YU doin?
I is so so.. some ok, some not so much… glad spring is here, or nearly, but but.. my Thelma kitteh has a sick. I has spent a lot of teim and munnies at teh vet last week week week.
I cud rly us a majik carpet ride… *luks hopeful*
Luk owt yur windoe! *majik carpet lands gentlee wiv a tinklin ov camel bells. Bebbeh camelols carry a palanquin wiv wispy silk curtains tu pik Leeza oop an carry hur tu teh waitin carpit* Wear tu lady skwirrl?
ooh.. somewhere warm and sunneh, plz kind sur!
wait.. bebbeh camelols?
*grabs CHRG just in tiem*
*hops in shyly*
shivering bunneh kin hop awn teh carpet awlsotoo, mebbee? Moar sno, we gots it
Sawry to heer dat. We no gotz moar, jus lotz an lotz still onna grawnd. No bear grawnd yet
butt(!) mud seezon iz cummin, teh roadz r gettin gushi (pleh) an teh sap iz runnin
! Yumm – mayplol seerup!
It’s nawt that bad, reely. It had been thawing a whilol ago, and nao it’s bak to coooold, seems sumwhut unfair…
I was jest finking, ifn AfriCat is offurring rides awn teh majic carpit, I wud luv to git away!
Is u in teh VLC? So u kin has syrup?
Let mii taks yu away tu teh Kasbah! Wii will visit Marakesh, Zanzibar and Dar Es Salaam. Frum dere tu Samarkhand awn teh ansjunt Silk Road, Karakoram, Tashkent an wiv a lawng d-tor wii will land in fabled Byzantium, city ov Turkish delites. All skwirrls, bunny rabbits an kittehs (an anee otter kreechurs) welkom aboard!!!
*fetches sunny hat an jumps on teh carpit wiffakwikness and wiffaneggsited*
Ai iz nawt in VLC, butt(!) onlee a kupplol awer draiv awaa. Ai iz in Vermont. Wee luvz ar maplol seerup heer!
**duz running leep an scabblols ontew carpit**
Oh FangQ AfriCat! **Schmoo**
ai just reely need to get awai from heer!
*jumpz on car pet wif uzzerz.*
I lubz a trip tu noo and egg siting plaisiz!!
*POWNCE* *HEDBAT*
Mii too, mii too!
And meh! *hops jently onto majick kar pit* Oh look, I has brot a majick piknik baskit too! It has wunnerful snacks and drinks in for laytur. Ennything yoo kin wish for is insyde . . .
*frantically holds awn to gremlin* U has a curageous! Hopping awn teh misadventouring carpit, reely! (luk daon fred…)
*hektikally gulps daon a snak while tryin nawt to fawl daon*
um… did enyone check teh weight restrickshuns on this carpit?
Hmmpfff! Am yoo infurring dat wii iz oberwate? Hmmm?
I dunno bowt YOO guize, but on teh Internetz, aym lite as a FETHUR! *smiols; opens piknik basket; starts handing owt goodies* Whee!!! Away we go-o-o-o!!!
Sawree fwends, butt(!) ai has tu goe, enjoi yur flite an doan skeer teh burds! Bai-bai! *waves floofy paw*
Weight! Weight for meh!
*waves obai to AfriCat* schmoooos!
Wun ov tehse fings juss dussn belong.
Witch wun??? Hao kan u tel?
open can of gooshie fud?
Taht’ll du it.
join in maus! ♪
kitteh has such a lazerlike stare, hims have turned Basement Cat’s minions to stone!! yikes.
…that’s just coaled.
but it soots teh pickshure, ifinkso
Iz March and we git vizit frum Cinder Clawz???? Ai iz confoozled.
Heh!
Him haz teh grene iez.
beautifuls eyes, ashually.
Cinderrellol, Cinderrelol…♪
one ob dees things doesn’t belong
Those 2 kittehs are scared stiff.
*runs downthred wifakwikness*
*boops lolnascar on teh nose*
ohai!
hai!
Dat is one purrty kitteh!
Ohai cheezpeeps!
I kin mayk an egg-syted ‘nowncmint??
*ahem*
As sum of yew may rememberify, I iz werkin out an finking ’bout trainifying for a haf-marython. Iz been running an running an running an, prior to dis caturday, Iz nevur run further than a 5k (3.1 mylols) BUTT (!!!) dis caturday I felt lyk I cud run furver so I ran an I ran an I ranranranranran! I ended up running fer 5.25 mylols (moar dan an 8k)!!! Dat be da furthest I has ever runrunrun wifout stoppin or walkin!!!
I haz a BEEEEG happy!!! Yay!!! An to sillybrate, I brot nommy an healfy strawberry an bananananana smoovies fur everywun! Halp urselves!!!
Congratshumalashuns, Mitts! (frum wun hoo can juss abowt wawk 2 mylez!)
Well dun, Mitts! Ai mabbeh cud walk it, but certainly nawt run it. Fanks for teh smooovies.
*sip sip sip*
Yay Mitts! Just keep adding 10% on your weekly long run. You should also be doing a couple short runs during the week. Don’t try to run fast on your long run. It’s the time on your feet that matters. You might look at books by Jeff Galloway for training advice. He has a nice marathon plan. But I’m not sure about the half. Consider a 10k race about a month before your half to get “racing” experience. You’re awesome.
Wowie zowie, Maus! Congratz and rock on.
Does this message mean you’re back to playing wiv us regularly?
GMTA! Ai hadn’t seed ur commint wen Ai rited myne!
but urz iz a better comment kuz uv deh “iron” in ironik.
Thx, mai cween!
Iz it ironik dat teh 2 owtsied wuns aer fyre dawgs?
“I needs to repoart a theef!” I sed to teh Pleese,
“Heez cunneeng an wiley an lykes to chays meece.
Heez strypie an sawft wiff emuraldize,
Givs hedbonx an purrs – I dint realyze
Heed maed awf wiff sumfing taht I juss mite miss
awl wen he offurd hims noze furra kiss.”
“Com daown to teh stashun” sed Offisur Smart,
“Yull pik frum a lyne-up hoo stoll yur hart.”
“Taht’s him in teh middul! Tween Ashees an Soot!”
“OK” sed teh ‘tective “Yur hart wuz in himz loot.
But he cant giv it bak, I’m sorry t’inform”
“Thass fyne,” sed I, “He’ll havva noo frevur hoam!”
Verry clebbur, Jennifuurrr! Ur kwite sum powet.
Sigh! Beautimous!
aww!!!
*clappity clappity clappity*
That is a wunderful pome brimfull of awsum and win!!!
pft! I tried to say somethin but gotted moderated!
love ur poem!
Wooty woot woot! Dats sum theef awlrite! Bravo Jennifffuurrr!
hay! who’s deriving teh carpet??
gud kwesthun – seeing that hunnybunny is down here with us as well…
Issunt that bebbeh camelol a bit yung to be deriving that carpit???
eeeeek *puts paws over eyes*
Ok, ok, nobunny panic… on sekond fauts… PEE INNA FLANNIC!!! WIMMINS AN KIDLETS NAWT SEKKUND!!!
wimmins and nawt sekkund going WHARE? dere b nuffing butt FIN ARE!
*pees in a flanik*
erm… um… yus gawt a valids pointee end dere HCR. Sooo… WII IS GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*breevs intu a papurr bag* heehaahoo heehaahoo heehaahoo Rite! isnot so bad, doan panik, wiil fink ov sumfin… rite?
*Pullz bubblol owt uv pokkit and inflatingz it
*and pullz ebbreewun inside deh bubblol
*flaoting, floating, floating away…..
Phew! Fanks yur majestee! Cweenmj sabes teh day!!!
Um, guys? Nawt to panik but (!) da bubblols be gettin awai!!! Cawl da firemenz! We needz a beeg latter to rescew da cheezpeeps dat be floteifying away!!!!!!!!
Floatifying away? Whut’s rong wiff that? ‘speshulee wiff gremlin’s delishus noms upfred? *nomnomnom* *insert innosint bunneh luk here*
Fyremenz?? wii kin haz fyremenz???
*clappityclappitywiffafierce* Whut a grate pome! Fanku!
What a grate pome! that is going to make me smilol all day!
Mii tuu!!
Enjoi teh camlols an teh car pet ryds, peeps. Wish ai culd go two.
Goin tu bed nao.
*yoinks a … (no noms or sips heer tu yoink, nobodee sillybraytin tonite) *
seeya!
O – seaz nommy banana an strawberrry smoovies – misst tehm! Yummy – thx an gud luk wiv teh running, Mitts!! Awsum!
izzit teh left one? left kitteh haz blinkee shiftee eyez.
Strypee Kitteh knoez
datz ifz hurz stayz purr~fekktlee
stillz, hurz no beez seend!
Strypee Kitteh pikkz
ekksellent playss 2 watch hurz
Hewminz awll dayz lawnnng!!
Strypee Kitteh habz
lawtza noatz 2 sendz 2 hurz
Muthurr~Shipp 2nytez!!!
Jack.
Alienz! Hee! Gud wun Mr Jack!
I WANT that fireplace thingy! (Fine if it comes with the real kitteh)
Mee tu!!! I chex teh commints tu see if mebee sumwun tells teh naem ob doze fings iz. Ai nawt haz firey plays, but mebee sumday!
I wasn’t sure of the actual name of the thingy. I started to say “fireplace grate,” but I think those may be called “andirons.” Either way, WANT!!
Holy Moly, Cheezits! I did a Google image search for “cat andirons” and came up with MANY hits for sites that sell this exact item. I don’t want to plug other sites on Cheezburger, but that’s how you can find cast-iron kittehs if you wants ‘em!
SHHH… I iz hideen.
Hmf, i tink its teh wun on the rite…