Give a cat a cookie,
Give a cat a cookie, feed him for a day. Give a cat a girl scout…
not as big. moar nuts. but just as gud
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sheel leed him a stray
Speshully iffn he folloz hur delibberin awl dem kuukeez.
Are they made with real Girl Scouts?
Is blakk forist kayk mayd wiff reel wuud?
PB leeding deh freeway ty!!!
kumon down tu deh tybooteek!! git ur kitteh tyz and skarvez!!!
Noo fur spring dere b sping-flower-globez! Dey b like deh snow-globes only dey b having deh sparklee teesy-tiny flowerz inside dat dat float arownd wen u shake dem. dis wun haz a gorgeous porcelain orchid inside!!! and luk! dat wun haz a ruby red rose!! and dis wun haz a dansing kitteh inside!!!
Thx MJ !! Tehm snogloabz ar teh besstest
!!
Adn feed him teh gud gushifudz. but onlee if she cellz enuf cookies.
Kanga Ratz awn tawp uf teh brayde pb.
Wii haz sum gurl skowt cookies adn sum red zinger tees foar U.
Tanku Wrr !!
Iz luntsh tiem fur mi, sew Cheez ebbreewun !!
lol – ryte nao ai is nommin peppur jakk cheez
Is yummy!
A reel cheesi grin
!!
she will snorgle yu!
Iffn sheez brayv enuff tu get past teh glayr… wundurmus iyez!
Adn mayk a gurl skowt happi!
yesh, bekaz dis izza pretti pretti kitteh! Luk at that lush, plush gray furz! That tidy whyte shirt frunt and delicate liddol pawz! Whut a happi scout she mus be!
Yeff, dat is a byootimus sleek kitteh. Lubs teh mittinz adn bryte iyez!
Ai is teh king ob kuukee mowntin!
Feer meh, awl u kukkee krayzed kids!
*Gentle pushes Angelplume off da mountain* I am da new king of da mountain.
Swat-swat-hissss! U gonna hasta rassul meh foar dis spawt!
*Yoinkz cookee mounten while da boyz b wrastlolin*
hey, I was gonna do that!
Commer, gammacat, halp me open dis!
*gets owt teh pointy ends*
ai will halp u! kin ai hav sum cookies ifn ai halps?
Ov course! There’s plenty for evreeone! I was reely more interested in da beeg box…
butt, we can share dat too~
**sharpens pointee ends**
**clawclawswipes at box**
dat’s very kitteh uv u, to be wantin teh boks, nawt wuts on teh inside. nawt very kitteh to share! but ai preeshiate it *nods*
*flexez pointy ends*
*SLICE-CaCHING*
*top uv boks comes off*
ai donut no…
*sneeky sneeky up awn teh boks*
gammacat? duz u no wut dat is?
*Circlols caushusly*
**pokes paw at box**
hmmmm, not sure!
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TTFN cheezpees. I have to go home and **shudder** eggercize!
aifinkso its…. pakking peenuts!
*bat bat bats teh styro offa pj perry’s hed*
Oooo bocks!! Ai can sharez teh bocks tu? *LOW jumps inna bocks* Cummon in! Deres ruum foar ebbrywun!
**jumps in box tew**
oh roomy!
**rubs chin on all edges**
*Re rubs all edges*
Hey! Ai wuz in here nawt-sekund! *moar chin-rubbin*
*boop! pj onna noes*
*Jumps in da air* *Chaises KaiEm* Lets lubsorinjwuns have box…for now…
ohai lubsorinjwuns! i didnawt see dis part of teh thred!
*dumps handful uv pakking peenuts on lubsorinjwuns*
*runsawaywifakwikness*
Delicious and nutritious, says the kitteh smacking his lips
…ai keep awl teh mauseez frum nibblin fru ur bawksez!
Kittee tihnks “tihn mints” iz “lean mince” !! * doan wont a phat cat du wi.. *
dis hole kon-cep iz wunnermus! kittehs adn kookehs!
ooo. tu uv mai favrit thingz!!! life duzn’t git enny better!!!
Whut kookee monstur?
Big bloo gui wif a hongree?
hmmm…
Ai sended wun bloo fuzzy tu teh horsepiddlol foar trying tu getz mai nappin plais. Wuz dat him?
Gurl Skowt cookies?
Iz dey maded frum reel gurl skowts?
Ai nawt noez, Ai wuz teh boi skowt…until ai gotted kikked aowt.
Ai wuz a boi skowt – Ai skowted fur boiz!
Ai still duz!!! *awf tu the Nawty Barn*
Teh Girl Guides wile teh Boy Scouts !!
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Wot ?? Wen tehy go hieking, ob corss !!
chases after lubsorinjwuns to teh nawty barn
Soylently !!
Eeeewwww.
Soylint greens ams peeples!!!
@@@@@!!
Chonklit bad fur goggies an maeks hoomins fluffy. Kitteh tryz tew gards dem fur tew sabe uz frum awrselves…*yoinks kitteh tew snorgle himz belleh whyle snarfin kukies*
Snorglin n snarfin at teh saym tyme? Ai hopz yu laik hair in yur kukies!
*yoinks cays uv Trefoils an Tagalogs*
Ai has bocks of fin mintzez awn my desk at dis berry moamints.
Ai will shares wif mai cheezfrens, tho.
fankies, butt ai is nawt ay fan uv teh mint wif teh chokolit.
Ai habs peanuts budders, too.
nom nom nom nom
ooo donut mind if ai do!
*taeks wun*
*noms delicatly*
Yay Dave!
*maeks teh HYOOJ pawt of cawfeez for awl teh cheezfrens to dip teh kukkies in, served wif sordid sweet’nerz ‘n’ creems ‘n’ stuff*
NomdipnomdipnomdipnomnomNOM!
Dave, u mai hee row!!!
*nomz thin mintz like dey going owt uv style.*
*luks at teh cween eeting lotsa thin mintz*
*grabs a handful moar*
*stuffs cukkies in mowf*
Cat haz 2 opshuns:
Wun. Eat Girl Scout. Will feed himz for a week er mor
Too. Be teh cyoot and Girl Scout will tayke him home and hug him and skweeze him and callz himz Jorje. Lyfetime noms and naps.
Mus makez de choyce
Hmm !!
Fud or Knot ??
Gray Tukkz Kitteh habz
habz besstest gig. Prittee Wun
andz endless bawkssez!
Gray Tukkz Kitteh feenkz
Thinz Mintz amz besstest! Nekkstesst
Nommee Sam~o~uzz!!
Awll soartz Bawkssez 4
Gray Tukkz Kitteh 2 ekksploarz
andz denz 2 Napz in!!!
Jack.
BWAVO! *clappity clappity*
Iz been thinking about trolls lately. So, I found some humor to inject into a troll. WARNING: TROLL DEPICTED IN VIDEO IS AN EXAMPLE OF A VERY OBSCENE TROLL, IN TERMS OF SUBJECT MATTER. MAY OFFEND. WATCH AT OWN RISK.
very inneresting, Grantski. Nao ai haz a ponderince.
*ponderz*
Give a cat a girl scout and she’ll teach him out to fish =)
Hooz ebber sene a cat fish ??
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O!
Oar a maus trap?
.. aw a bush fly ?
oar a goggie park?
oar a strete fite ?
oar a cat walk (well yes, akshurlee)
oar a bird nest?
oar a footbawl stand?
…=・ェ・= cat get a cooki ann becamm gurlscout …. .. .. uhm. ……… . .
Hao duz u noes Spreeng b heer? Wen teh Gurl Skowtz b owtsyd teh LolMart selin teh COOKEEZ!!!!
Ai bawtededed tu bawksez ov Samoaz n wun bawks ov ThinMintz fur mah mawm. Y tu bawksez ov Samoaz? Wen teh nawt-sekkund wun runz owt, ai can haz Samoa!
*rimshawt*
*krikketz*
*far-awai koff*
Kthxbai! U bin wunnermaus! Trai teh fish!
Yu hookt mi in awn taht pat trick !!
:smle:
Lured me in too.
Cot me awf gard.
Thotfullee hii wayts fur hur,
cleening awl his shinee fur.
Teh sun will droop in teh skai
still hii wayts ’til she coems bai.
Skoops himz up tu kiss himz hed,
Rub himz belleh, mayks shur hiiz fed.
Hii lubs her eben wen teh baukses r goen.
Holds himz nitelee vigil ober her bed
Watching ober her sleepeh hed.
Wen teh sun peeks intu teh skai,
Hii wayks her wif a mewling crai.
lalala-lu, mai luvs, teh dai is dun
lalala-lu, mai duvs, sai gudnyt tu teh sun
lalala-lu, old frenz, sing soft adn lo
lalala-lu, good frenz, I has tu go
Gud nyt, cheezpeeps.
Noet: if it r nawt ny war yoo r, den no I wish yoo teh best of wutebber moment yoo occupy. {{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
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nai nai Mel !! Cat chew laiter
!!
fankies, mel! nytee nyt tu yu tu!
G`nitez!
o.O dis teh end ov yoor sawng! Ai lub it, MelONyx.
lalala-lu…
Give a cat a cookie, feed him for a day.
Give a cat a home with a good, caring Girl Scout, he will eat well every day.
♪♪ “CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT…”♪♪
*wisspurrs – Wy is ai singin disnee sawngs?!?!
Yu fele liek Walt’z ?? * nd NO, ime nawt arksing, k?
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Heh! Dats otay, teh furst style ov dansin ai eber lurnd (wus 14/15 yeers owld) wus teh waltz. Berry gud frend teeched mii. Aah, teh mamries…
Soe, wen yu cownt tu ten, yu doan get parst trhee ??
* Luks at mamries …. shaiks himz hed !! *
Wot sort ov cookees in teh boxes?
Almond
Breakfast
Choklit wiv choklit cheeps
D …
Dark choklit
Eggstra yummy
F…?
Is Gurl Skut in dah bocks?
i iz girl scout but i iz not nomz.
Remember Addams Family?
Girl scout: I only drink lemonade with real lemons!
Wenesday: Do you have cookies only made with real girl scouts?