Basement Cat Exorcism Step 1 :

Basement Cat Exorcism Step 1 : Douse with Holy Water I’z fresh outta Holee Waturs… Oh wellz, dis’ll do!
step 2: put in cage, same as step 1
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Basement Cat Exorcism Step 1 : Douse with Holy Water I’z fresh outta Holee Waturs… Oh wellz, dis’ll do!
step 2: put in cage, same as step 1
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: DianeMarie via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Eeewww!
A 6 wayy makramay! Awn sekkund thawt mebbe sum Feliway wud hep. Conga rats AP – wud u liek teh conga rats tu cum awt of teh conga ruum and danse danse, or wud u like sum noms adn drinkees?
Thx TTC! BTW, wunder if wud be best iffn u yooz small caes letturz fur me – Ai keap finking u aer congrattin AngelPlume! Moast peepl cawl me anni.
Uf course anni – sew sowwy fer teh confushion. Adn anni it is frum dis dey forwerd! {anni}
Step 2: runz away!!!!!
Conga-rats Annipuss!!! A dans dans dans fur yu?
**otters do water ballet**
**splashsplashleepsplash**
eEEeeeEEEE!!! I lurvs da otter ballet!!
clap clap clapsies!!!
Canz deh due teh synkrownized?
Wudent deh looks funnee in does rufle caps?
I don’t know. They get kinda distractified wif the splashing and rolling…
Deh wud luk soooo cyooot in teh 1960′s bafing capz wif teh sparklolly dingle donglols adn kitteh charmz on teh capz *ob course we wouldn’t want to interfere wif teh swimming*
Deh may be distractified wit deh sparklolly dingle donglols! I wud!
Me 2 ! I was on teh swim teem in “razzlefrazzle3elebenty197rrralflfl* in hi schyool and we had to wer dems * so not cool*
A Tomz Kat wif a baffing cap? Wif dongolleez?? Woooo I bettz yoo gotted awl da girls
DUK and HOLD YOR BRETH!!!
And sumwun hand me an UMBRELLA, kthx!
duk … oar getz gooseded??
U wuddint. U wud?
Layzur iyez fyred up adn reddy tu vaypuryze anee inkumming wuddurz.
Gud one, AP!
KwiK! putz him in de synk
hoaley catz, batman!
Basement Cat, yourin a hole nao! *snerk*
kwik! — hooz gawt teh inn cents??!!
An peppermintz?
dunawt furget tu sett yur Stromberree Allarum Klok!
*Pssst* Do nawt want!
*pssst* gud wun!
INCOMING!!!
*Throwz flanik on top ov live tinklol grened*
OMCC!!!!
**hands BC an flannik**
Nawt a purty sight!
BC: “turn ur hed and coff”
ROTFLMAO
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Smileycat, Gently, sunnyhuckle, an 3kittehsownme an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n butter yyellow cakes wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, sekrit ajint walkie-talkies an sekirt notebooks wif sekrit decoder rings, kandee, an liddle alien dot-to-dot buks wif shiny alien-colur crayns! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happi burfdai 2 awl teh burfdai peeps. Ai hoep nowun wull mynd iffn Ai wish sunnyhuckle a bettur yeer dan teh wun her juss had.
Anom tu dat! Happytayl burfdae, ebrywun! *noms fudjy caek* Ooh, alien dot-to-dot buks! lessee….wun…too…free….dis amz fun!
A beriberi happeetayle burfdae tu awl teh burfdae peepses!
*yoinks sum krunchee yellolow caek adn araynboe frizzy bee … nomfrownomfrownomfrow … ooh! lookkee atz awl teh purdee kullerz!*
♪ ♫ ♪ Merororowlhippo burdiez tu yew,
Hoppi bloo fliez tu sunny, 3kittehs, smiley n gently,
Hippy noo guys two yewowoworroowl!!!! ♪ ♫ ♪
*williboi bowz*
*taiks sum fudgie caek an frizbee*
*froze frizbee*
oooh purtees!
*is so bizzee tryin to desifer de sekirt notebuk wif de sekrit agint decoda ring dats she not wotchin woss happnin adn getz hit in de bak of de head wiv de frizbee an hre hat fals off*
*Dat willol teeching her to pays attenshun!*
Happi tayl burfdai to awl!!!
>^;^<
U must be Ceiling Cat or direct descendant of Ceiling Cat for this method to work…otherwize…
POINTEE ENDS!!!!
Dude. Say it, don’t spray it!
*Snerk* Haven’t herd dat sinz graed skool!
U no whut dis meenz! Dis meens war!
BC tern u into froggie
Stripity kitteh’s peepeepee turns fings inta froggies?? Does it turnz da litter inna da box inta teenee tinsee forggies???
Oh nose!! der beez a breech inna da space thyme contimmooum!! I sew confoozoled az too witch LOL bee a current wun!!! Ifinkso iz dis wun …
it WAS.. but wut was, now is. and wut is, is now was. or wasn’t.
one of those.
yesh.
izza puzzlolmint!
aifawtsoe ai hadded loozed whutz lefft uv mai mynd … butt(!!) ai fownded itz … sorta … aifinkso … tihs luks kyndasorta lyk wair ai lefted itz … oar knot …
*wandurrz arownd inz confuzzlol’d cirklolz … rownd adn rownd … adn …kerplonkz awn teh floar*
WP iz goin bakk in tiem!
weerdpretzlol kneads a GPS aifinkso
Oar a boot up teh u-noe-wat
oar a vizzit frum teh sowf ennd uv an noarth-bownd kat
whi ai bean maudratid????
*pout*
kaws weerdpretzel izz beein … weerd
I am SERIOUS… I think there’s something IN here~