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Kittrh law inforsur!
cutest officer evah!
wiff teh suppoart ob minyuns
being moderated, am Ai? I wonder wai…
Did u inklood anee bloo linkeez?
Cud anee part ob anee ob ur wurds be konsidurd nawty?
Duz WP reely need a reezin?
nope. Butt (!) I used the words “concatenation”, “martoonie”, “champagne” and “dance”.
Congrats, anni – u leed a fybe-way makramay!
*dans-dans-startintehweekawfryte-dans-dans*
Thx AP – it’s a miraklol – eever WP oar mai PC iz bein a pane in teh u-noe-wat 2dai!
Is prolly eezy enuff tu blayms eever wun – oar boff!
Whut wud u lykez foar sillybrayshuns dis ebening, mai deer?
Juss goin 2 start kukkin may dinnur, so Ai’ll pass thx!
Besydez, itz keepin mah belleh warm.
I have teh pointy enz and am not afrayd to use them
Butt (!) hao will ai keep intuch wit teh Cheezpeeps???
…but i can be bought with some..swhimps…
SWHIMPS!!!!!! Ai’m dere!!
An teh Bennyhahna swhimp sauce!
you bwing the schwimps, Mary, and I’ll get the shampers out of the ‘fridge
*bublols ticklol teh kitteh’s nose*
achew!!
*shares shwimps to lure kitteh off of teh computer, but moves teh shampers out of kitteh shneez zone*
And u thought teh parental controls was bad!
Ohai, LCB – enjoying the fab weather of the past few days??
No! I hadda nasty sinus hedache all weekent
{{lcb}} we’d show teh pleh sinuses the pointee ends, but I dont think that will help.
heer is some hot tea wif honey and sum biskits instead.
kthxnom!
I has finded that teh neti pot is teh soothing, at least temporarily-like.
*puts hot tea wif honey in neti pot*
*applies it*
Aaaaahhhhh!
yuppers! ai had to use something similar yesterday! I luv the warmer wether, but not the allergees!
Ewww ewww ewwwww!
Mez ez a ninja.
Mai poyntee-ends ar fastur den ur fingurz. Go ahed, trai meh.
bc sekuritee protcawl engajed.
Juss try hakkin fru dat, kiddo!
Bee vewy vewy cawrfull…basement kitteh may attakk at ani tyme.
but but but… ai deed NAWT du annefing! * wobbly lip, leeky eyes *
Innercint piggeh….iz innercint! (so far az u noze)
* nod nod * * holds up bebbeh otter *
*holds up pikshoor ob mama ottur pyning foar hur bebbehs*
*an teh fyords*
GP!!! ai hasnt seen you in a while! how are you?
Ohai GC! Ai is otay, fankies. Berry, berry bizzeh wib mai currant seekrit mishun tho…
sekrit misssion? are you a spy? lyke 007? **swoon**
Umm… so far as yu nose, yesh.
**gigglol** did you get an aston martin for a company car?
* slow, sad hedshayke * nope… awl ai gawt wus a bus teeket.
Datz ryte!
U wuz suppoased tu be fixifyin teh sploartskar, adn pikkin up ur lawndreez frum awl obber teh fluur, adn adn …
* puts teh gud toona awai *
*holds up contrakt*
Ai wuz hyred awn a tempurary baysis tu halpifyz wiff teh bilding adn subsekwent grand opening ob teh cheezland safari park. Wich ai did.
Ai has nawt partaykin in any negoasheayshunz foar full tyme phlonqee wurks, noar has ai seen a contrakt spesifying such employment (adn teh assoshiated benefits persooint tu such a pozishun).
* puts awn littlol glasses *
* skwinks at ‘contrakt’ *
PFFT! Tihs am NAWT a contrakt! Tihs am a peace ob paypur wib a crayon drawing ob a… whut taht is? a mummeh otter oar sumfing?
yu shud no taht a phlonquais is nawt juss fur lolmas, oar eben a safareh park opening… a phlonquais is fur LYFE! [insurt ebil laffter heer]
Nao, go fetching meh mai slippurs.
*taps piggeh on sholder*
Shall I point out teh ironies here, or let Mick do it? There is quite a lot of it around.
Huh? Whut yu sai? O, teh ironing? Yesh, letting Mick du eet; hims is so gud at getting awl teh creeses owt. * nod nod *
Ok then. While he’s doing that, why don’t u clean ur cubicle a littlol? Smells like rotting fish heads back there.
Um, or is that ur new cologne?
Pfft… whut yufinkso yur robo-phlonquais is faor? hmm?
But… but… u specifically specified when u left on ur hand-quote seekrit mishun hand-quote that no one, not even a robo-phlonquais, no wait, especially a robo-phlonquais was to go near ur cubiclol.
Ah yesh… but but but ai wus yoosing teh reberse psy… cyc… sice… mental stuffs tu maeking shore yu deed eet!
… and teh axe u was wielding all menacing-like when u sayed it? Whut was that for?
* slow, sad hedshayke * Is yu getting reel lyfe meexed up wib whut yu sees awn teh majikal lite bawcks agen?
U mean, like this video on teh Tubes of U that shows u wielding a axe all menacing-like?
Silleh! Taht is juss mai “Intwoduckshun tu EXTREEM shaybing” bideo!
I see. And whut about teh one where u is being leaded away by teh nice policemans for causing a distrubance at teh day spa?
**has sudden immage of shaved GP carrying an axe**
*hands gammacat teh brane bleach*
Quick! Drink right outta teh bottlol! No time toulouse!
**sipsipsip**
oh heck
**glugglugglugglug**
all better! fanks LCB!
**goes and lies in dandylion patch and watches clouds**
:blink:
aifinks ai neads sum uv taht bleech tu.
Wayt. Whut? * eggshamins taype * PFFT! Taht is NAWT meh!
Lookit dose lips! Lookit dose rinklols! Dere is onwlee won purrson taht cud bii!
Don’t bogart that bleach, g-cat.
**hands around limon scented brayne bleech**
fanks fur shayrin teh bleech, butt butt noh fanks fur shayrin teh imaj.
ufny teh fings peeplol is willyn tu shayr.
*goez tu bakk ruum*
*rummijez fru teh miskel… missul… varyus fings*
*lokaytz wun slippur*
*bat-bat-run-chayse-bat-bat-pownse-hoppity-hop-shred!*
Ai wud NAWT wanting tu bii yu rite nao!
*luuks at syze ob GPz fuuty-pyez*
*luuks at syze ob LCBz fuuty-pyez*
Whut u fink ai is, stoopy? *rip-shred-manglol*
* lukks at awedeeunts *
*freeziz in playse*
*luuks ober shoaldur*
* lukks arownd wib a nerbuss *
Donut yu ebber gets teh feline yu is teh bean watched?
* shudder *
*luuks arown nerbusly*
**hands poppedcorms out to awedeeunts**
go awn, act lyke we arent heer.
*wisp purrs*
mmm! poppycorms! fanks gammacat!
*egzits… stayj leff… step… by step…*
Nawt tu furgit teh kokoa koala’s tu go wif teh poppedcorms. Adn teh shampers tu sip.
That’s just teh trubble, piggeh. U didnot do anything.
Well, u DID does a good job of cleaning teh cubpoards. There is not a speck of fuds anywheres.
* URP *
Yesh, well… so mush fuds awl in won cubberd… eet wus lyke a helf hazurd, aifortso. * nod nod *
Umm… wen yu is going tu teh stoar, aneewai? Ai has a hongry adn dere is notting in teh manshun.
Heez hyding sum ob teh guud toona sumwayrz. Ai knoz it.
eep! do you reely want to know wheer the tuna is now?
Der ar sertin kweschuns wun shud nebber ask.
Why don’t u and ur phlonquais ride ur bikes to teh stoar? Is a nice day out.
*hands piggeh teh shopping list, Vols. 1 through elebenty*
Is yu teh crayzeh??? Eben wib boff ob us awn bykes wii wheel NEBBER bii abul tu carrying awl of tihs bakk!
Kum awn, AngelPlume… lettuce taek teh splortscar owt fur a spin…
Oh, and piggeh, don’t EVEN think of taking teh splortscar instead. Is teh dangerous because of a makfunkshun in teh… hello? Piggeh? Whare u is?
Yay! *grabs teh keeyz*
Wayt! Ai is nawt in yet!
stoopynogudphlonquaisdrybingawfwibowtmeh
U has teh list? Hello? Mistur piggeh?
*turnz arown*
Ah yesh… heer eet am. Umm… lissen, aifinkso mebbeh yu shud going awn yur own. Uh huh. Yesh. Umm… yu wheel need teh spayce awn teh seets tu putting awl teh bags awn… uh huh… yesh.
VVVRRROOOOOOMMMM!!
O Piggeh, there u is. I was trine to tell u that teh radio is stuck on teh all-bagpipes station so u has to ware ur earplugs.
*looks*
Um, whare is teh splortscar? And ur phlonquais?
* shrug * awl ai seas is tyre marks, a beeg cloud ob smoke… o, adn ded ppl.
*hedbats piggeh*
I is NOT teh ded! I is just this pale because I couldn’t get my tanning session in becasue teh day spa was closed because of a distrubance!
*turnz awf raydio*
*turnz raydio awn-adn-awf*
*swervs awf teh sydewawk*
*tryz tu chanj teh raydio stayshun*
O, yesh… rite. Ai herded abowt taht. Dey sed awn teh gnus taht a rinkleh owld man streeked arownd teh plaice adn gaybe a bunch ob owld laydees hart trubbles.
Is prolly fur teh best yu wus nawt dere wen taht happened.
*hedbats piggeh*
*is distractified by horriblol wailing and screaming*
O noes! Does u hear that, Piggeh? Sounds like AP is in teh trubbles! Or someone is shaving her wif a axe!
Or mabye is just teh bagpipes. Run!
AAAHHH!!! * runsawaiwibakwikness *
Bai ebberywon!
*pullz intu shopping-stoar parking lawt*
skrrreeeeeccchhh!!!
*turns awf enjin*
*raydio goez OOOODELLY-OODLE-OOooooohhhh*
*sitz in teh blessid sylins foar a minnit*
*dragz teh shopping list tu teh kusomer serbiss desk*
Ohai deyr. Pleez tu be putting dis stuffs intu mai splortskar.
*curlz up in kitty-bed on ayul 9* zzzzzzzzzz
Ai wuz hazing a boaring dae until Ai saw teh Phlonquais Pholleez abuv. Fanks fur teh laffs, LCB, GP adn AP!!!!!!!1!!!
*luuks up*
*goez bakk tu sleep*
You are one efficient piggeh, GP.
*Hedbonx and schmoos*
ooo fankies Q! yu wud finkso ai wud getting a bonus but but but nooooo…
ai izz jsut purr tendifyeng tu bih sleepee-ingz … soe doan trai nuffin funnee, oake?
BC alwayz sleeps wiff wun iye haff-open. *nods*
U wil haz tew rite tew ur frends wif……a pensil! *da da duuuuun*
muuahahahahahaha!
Adn u will has tu mayl it tu dem in an enbeloap…wiff a postij stamp!
an wen u lik teh enbeloap u wil git a paypur cut awn ur tung!!
teh horrur!
Adn den u hab tu taek it walkeez tu teh malebox!!!!
adn put it in de whole!!! BAI HAND!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Noooooo!
malebocks? wats dat?
ware teh YNGs r stord until needid fer sum ironin er sumfin else?
Oh fangQ for teh eggsplanashun BF!!! cheezland is tooly entertayning and edjumacashunal!
luk BF!!
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3268239104
OMCC!!!
*snert*
O teh famosity! O teh brakeabul objekts!
O teh lawst residjoouals an revanoo frum teh unauforizd uze uv mai immidge wich ai r alzo uzin unauforizdlee havin *yoinkd* it frum sumware awn teh webosphere!
Naow wher am dat cheezland lolyer wen yoo needs him?
dat kitteh duz nawt haz mai cents uv styul an paanash tho, shee iz nawt warin teh St. Pats dai attyre. Purrhaps it iz mai ebil twin?!
iffen sew, aifink u shud be afrayd…bery bery afrayd!
But (!) de ebil twinn still be a twin…beayootemous kittehs.
*whispurrs* auf teh subjekt, does yu tink teh LOL is teh embody…imbodi..teh physicalizashun uf Woordy poopz?
Majjikk Windo amz
Midnyte Kitteh’z Spesshull Playss
4 afturrnoon Napz!
Majjikk Windo amz
2 nyss 2 gibbz 2 Liddill,
Smrt, Handsumm Beeg Gye!!
Midnyte Kitteh habz
Hisseez andz Poyntee Endz 2
heplz sendz hurz messijj!!!
Jack.
Woot!!! **applaws applaws**
IT department kitteh
says This gonna take a while
IT department kitteh will deel wif your lappytop rite after nappytime
zzzzz….
Ai dunno if basement kitteh is reelly trying to helpz or iz just lookinz fur a wurm place to nest?
ooooOOOO, a lellow compootr! DO WANT! DO WANT!
Dats teh pyootur? *luuks agen*
So it is. Aifawt der wuz a leegul pad sittin awn top ob teh pyootur.
U buyz pyooturz baysd awn deyr kulur?
Hey, remember in about kindergarden until about, oh let’s say, around 3rd grade where individuals across the earth are taught how to spell and write correctly? Apparently this lesson failed to reach everyone. God Bless the US