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seven sharpies later, ceiling cat’s disguise as a common tabby was complete.
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seven sharpies later, ceiling cat’s disguise as a common tabby was complete.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Chris10a via Advanced Lol Builder
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Dats a clebber trikk!
an a verree clebur disguise!
Conga Rats GC !! Wantz tu danse?
sorry TTC!! ai haddto run to a meetink!! ai wud luv to dans
have sum shampers nawt sekkund!
**sip sip dans twirl**
Congradchewlashuns to AP – my conga rats werz hydin doanthred………..danse, drinkee, sordid pastries, woteber u liek!
Thx! Ai yooshullee haz a glass uv red whine ‘bowt naow.
Putz owt bestest whine glasz fer Annie. Putz kitteh charm wif Annie’s nayme awn teh glasz sew it jest for herz. Getz awt borkscrew thingy adn opyns whine. Toink ! corck goz springyfying rownd teh ruhm, TTC bats bats bats. Gyves Annie her speshul glasz of whine – Cheerz!
Thx! Ai had 2 go an du sum riserch fur P_t (Ai haz moast uv teh bukks an liek lukkin fings up in dem)
transformayshun complete,but still C.C.
Yesh! Mai BumpyKatt is a beeyootiful Benglolly lukking tabbykitteh, but now ai haz a pawnder *puts paw thowtfully to face, hmm CC in disguise? Nawww culdn’t bee* Eenyway, conga rats to AP for teh nawt sekkund of teh three way brayd!! Wez culd conga danse, or haz teh drinkees adn sordid caeks?
*sez kayrfully* Um, yoo shor it wuz Ceiling Cat hoo took on teh Tabby exterior in disguise?
*luks at mah own Tabby; ponders*
*whispurs* Sumtiems I finkso is teh uther wun. Yoo noes, teh Basement wun. *looks askance at own Tabby, currently sleeping anjelikally under a blankie on teh bed*
yesh, dey can look so sweet and peecefull, cant they?
an what a prettee tabbee too
**restrains self from YOINKing CC**
Nawt bad, speshally dun witout thums!
Congrachewlayshuns to you
Congrachewlayshuns to you
Congrachewlayshuns deer annipuss
Congrachewlayshuns to yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu
Heeeyyy, finaloly ai gotz da bloo!
Whoo hoo!!1!
Congrats 2 u naow u aer bloo!
Aithankyew
Yesh! adn itz tested – u haz teh cyootest goggies. We haz a Pemborked Welch Corgi, 13 now. Mai mumkitteh waz fruym Chester, TTI *welkum to Cheezland, extends floofy paw ob frenship*
*Eckstending flooffie paw to TrollingTomCat and de Corgi*
Sorri to taek so looong to replying, butt(!) considently ai hab been on de tellingbone to my IRL BF whu is libbing in Pemborkeshire!!!
*Floofy orinj nawt-poysin kitteh waivs Ohai 2 AnemoneOne* Welcoem 2 Cheezland! Aifinkso iz a bettur playse 2 lib tahn Moose County. 400 myles Norf ov eberyware wuld b bery bery cowld n teh Wintur! Ai happenz 2 has awl Teh Cat Who…. buuks awn teh floor bai mai feet rait nao….just bot 2 moar adn fownd taht Ai awlreddy has 1 ov tehm. Has u red Short adn Tall Tales ov Moose County?
Hai, hai, hai *waiving back to de taysti tandgereeni*
Ai hab red and rered so menny of dem, and ai haz keeping sum of de wuns ai hassnt red in reserbe for wen ai needing a gud cheering up! Ai doez de same wiv de Diskwurld buks.
Wont sai fur shure about de short Moose tayles, elk ai mite bee telling u a fib.
*Snerk….moose, elk….snerk* N teh buuks Q interbiews residints fur stohrees adn tawks abowt raiting a buuk ov short adn tall tales. Well, tehy akshully published it! Koko adn Yum Yum r nawt n it, butt(!) is still guud sinse wii noe teh karacturs.
Nawt poysin *headbonk to Catsablanca*
*Waves floofy paw* Ohai TTC!!!!
ai like teh books too, but tehy kinda got worse neer the end. And there hasnt been a new one ina while
Yeah, iz 2 badz. Butt(!) Ai still reeds tehm (a liddlol bhind, tho). Lilian Jackson Braun wuld be 98 nao….Ai tryed 2 fynd owt if seh wuz still alibe, butt(!!) culd nawt fynd anyfing definut. Ai jest red The Cat Who Went Bananas, adn has seberal moar 2 reed 2 ketch up.
TrollingTomCat, are ai missremembrering or is your avataaar changde? Ai wuz finkning day you issa booful gray kitteh. Oar did you alreddi telling dis to de udder peeps ihn udder freads?
Unforchewnotly aiz dunnit haz WP at teh werkie, so deres no Abatar, butt (!) my profile hazn’t changyed. We haz two kitties (1 tabby, 1 gray), teh Corgi and 2 horzies. Mebbe anudder kitteh?
Mai goggies s;eepz onmai bed, yor bed will be full wiv two kitties (1 tabby, 1 gray), teh Corgi and 2 horzies. You aint got de room for anuvver kitteh, ware you gonna slep?
Hoorayy for AnemoneTheBlueOne (is an Avatar nao!??) CJ estends scragglypaw of frenship and welcome to the wonnerful Land o’ Cheeze!
Fank you berry much fur de graysus welcomming.
*Hoffers neatandtidy paw to Catnip Junkie*
U no whut dis meens. Be very very kerful how u treet awl catz today, mite be CC in disguise. If you no giv noms and scritches to awl catz you see, no madder how humbul, u get da black marx from da CC.
Dis is gud rool for effery day I finkso! All kittehs ar CC in disguise becuz if you lets dem dey will fank you for the noms and scritches wiv a purr and a blessing!
C C woks amung us!
An hims dids a berry byooful job, tu!
dat tabbeh duzzent luk common tu mi.
NUTIN’ iz common aboot teh Tabby!
my famblies’ BESTEST kittehs were awl Tabbehs! Three ob tehm–wunderful purrsonalities—lyke Dr. Virjay sitting and purring necks 2 mii rite now!
yoo can C hymn on my profyle…(and check out my lols, if you wanna! lol)
i lubs all kinds ob kittehs, but teh tabbiez hab a speshul place in my hart
is your wanderer kitteh hoo is out 2 see teh whirld a tabbeh?
Ai hoep taht iz kittehz rait reer paw stiking up, nawt teh paw ov a kitteh hii b sitting awn!
Sumtaims u has 2 git tehir attenshun nawt-sekond. Ohai, KaiEm! Hao iz u todae? Wether heer iz finully byootiful!
ohai! ai iz okies. I has a sick, adn plenne uv homewerks, but fings are going rite along. teh wether hee is teh pleh rainy! butt(!) it will go away soon enuff… *shrugs* teh ocotillo be bloomin. Hao iz u?
Ai iz feeling owld adn hoeping Ai donut luuk as owld as soem ov teh peeps Ai saw yesterdae at mai ohai skool reyoonyun committeh meeting….Ai dint eben rekognize sum ov tehm, adn it had bin onlee 10 yeers sinse Ai lazt saw tehm. Bery scary!
aww donut feel tew bad. We cannawt halp gettin older. U donut luk old to meh!
{{Catsablanca}}
Awww, fanks KaiEm! Liddlol orinj kitteh wil b liddlol fureber!
*Whispurrz: Iz mai 40f reyoonyun*
deh ocotillo in bloom b so pretty!!!
dey are! ai luvs teh Spring! eben in AZ, tings grow gnoo.
*has a confyoozed*
is dat herz hallowe’en costyoom?
Who put all this crap on my desk… MY desk!?
Eggsacto nife…………….chek
Boen foldurz……………..chek
Paynt brushez……………chek
Markurs…………………..chek
Taype……………………..chek
Glooz………………………chek
Wyre cutturz………………chek
Bottlols…………………….chek
Halpful kitteh n teh wae….chek
Afinkso iz mai desk.
**gigglol** mai tabbeh will stand infront of teh computer to get hubbehcat’s attenshun
heers the burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to C_T an Lindykat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd sordid cheezcaeks in evree flavr – choklit, choklit chip, cherry, lemmin… all teh flavrs yoo can fink ob! also frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodiebags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, itty bitty handheld toy pinball games, kandee, an giant colur-it-yorself kitteh posters wif glo-in-teh-dakr markers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happitayle Burfday C_T adn Lindykat!!!!1!! Aifinkso Ai wil has sum choklit cheezcaek adn frooty party punch. Nomnomnom. *Whirrrrrrrrrr sownd coems frum noyzemaker* Fankee Burfday Fairy!! *Trais 2 plae wif itty bitty handheld toy pinball gaem, butt(!) kant pull bak teh fingy bcaws Ai has noe posable fums. Cawls Sassy 2 coem ober adn halp sinse seh haz teh eggstra toesis taht werk laik fums:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3268914432 (mynd teh gap) Ping….bong….bong….TILT. Goez bak 2 nomming cheezcaek.*
Fankies, burfdai fairy an Catsablanca! Ai has been lurking laytlee du tuu S.P.R.L.S. wich duz nawt let mii plai like Ai used tu. Teh choklit cheezcaek is teh nommy!
Happy burfday lindykat may you have many smores.Weeeeeeee.
Fankies, 5 Eagles. Wii hav nawt met, but Ai hav seen yoo arownd. Nom! Teh smores ar delishus. Did yoo mayke dem yoorownself?
MMMMM, sordid cheezcaeks! May I hab cherry, pweeze? Happy burfdaze to all burfdae Cheezpeepz.
Sew artistick! CC mayde adorable cryptogram on tawp of hed: Wut it meens? Too cump… comlx… hard for a hoomin to figger owt!
Iz it da Da Vinchee Cat?
does anyone else think that cat is sitting on another cat? theres 3 paws and part of a face in the box too.
Catsablanca adn ai cud nawt figgyur it owt neether
*squints*
OMCC! aifinkso ifn ai turn mai hed to da rite, ai can see a fayce!
*turns to teh left*
butt (!) ifn ai turn mai hed dis way, it luks laik yarn.
hmmm….
*cricks neck*
YOWCH!
Whew!! *wipez fourheadz wif floofy paw* A ceiling kitteh’s work is neva dun.
Ohai, frenz!
Gess wut I did 2day! I went nexst door an sed “Ohai” to teh fyremenz!
Dey wuz testin dere ekwipmintz (ladder truk an hoze), so I went ovur dere an sed, “Kin yoo aim dat wadder ovur to teh bloo car? Kthxbai.”
Wen I got bak, my frenz sed, “Yoo get dere fone numbur?” I sed “Yeh. Iz nine-elebenty.”
*snerk*
**gigglol**
oooo,….. fyremenz!!! dey b rite next tu ur apartment?? u lucky gurll.
Now u need tu teechifying ur kittehz tu clime deh treez and b awl helpless!
Teh onlee tiem dees kittehs be halpless iz wen dey want teh fuds!
No, dey iz nexst door to my werk.
I park my car face-ing dem. I watch dem play kro-kay an do stuffs owtsied!
U haz a beeg luckee!!! Watchin teh fyremenz play kro-kay and do stuffs bee moar fun den mai werk!
No on notices the other kitteh underneath the big cat? (the little paw sticking up)
Ohai, Sarah! Yesh, seberal ov us notysed it 2 (see abuv). Ai wuz hoeping it wuz kittehz own rait reer paw, nawt teh paw ov a skwashed kitteh.
I am trying to paint the sunset, and you tell me you don’t have any orange?!
Waht if Ceiling Cat were one ov us, just a straynger on da bus? Triin to make his way home?
A lovely kitteh, and a LOL caption!
Ceiling Cat works in indelible ways…