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BOOP!
Boop 2 u Maus an congrats!
Ohai, Maus! conga meis tu yu!
Hello, I must be going. Elebenty smoos to all teh Cheez Frens!
Ohai, bai!
Hello!!! gud by!!
oooh, ai missed Maus!!!
stoopy werk!
**time travel schmoo and BOOP to Maus**
Hello, he must be going.
He cannot stay,
He came to say
He must be going.
He’z glad he came
but juss teh same
He must be going!
He stayz a week or tu?
He stayz teh summer thru?
but he iz telling you,
He must be going.
(Wii hopez he comez bakk soon…
Maybi this afternoon…
Why kan’t hi stayz til June?
Where wazz hi going?)
Marx Bros. FTW
Um…Capt. Spaulding?
How teh lolifant got into mai pajamaz, Ai’ll never noes.
*Hmm. Now taht Ai seez taht in writing… du yu fink taht Groucho intended a littlol double-entendre there?*
ai b’leeve he said he didn’t liek a dirty joke…unless it was told right.
ai has dat dialog awn eh posta een mai rek rum!
on which to cogitate, there is much.
applolsawse!!!! applolsawse!!!!
Oh yesh, ai mented to say that, too!
Calppity clappity, Lungdoc! Had to go0 goo Google to be sure which film. ’twas Animlol Crackers.
datz a mytee fast booper, u gots deyr, mistur!
(welkum bakk, gud tu see u, conga-rats!)
It’s all in teh wrist action…
*Sing along*
“A Pinball
WizardBooper has such a supple wrist…Tommy ref!! way tu go, Maus!!!
*runs in late*
*tries to boop*
*is boopless*
eep! sry I mist u Maus!
* tosses teh Skwirrl teh kee tu teh tyme masheen *
Haz fun bee bak bai suppurtyme. Wii iz hazzing peekin pi foar dessertz.
BOOP!
OHAI teh Maus!! Ai wuz JUST thinking ov yoo about an our ago!
*spiritz droop* Ratz! Ai think ai mist him ~
aiz nawt unnerstan yu sillee hyoomin!
me eever…….iz confuzed.
Duz dat meen byootimuss?
bootyimuss?
Kitteh finks ebbrifing u sai 2 him is a compleemint!
kitteh iz rite!
Prekoashus, purrhaps.
ohai AP! ai sees yu is awayk frum yur nap. ai didunt wunt tu wayks yu up, butt butt thawt yu myte wunt tu nohs taht sum grosuree stors delibbur sew yu duzzent has tu aktyually goh tu teh stor.
But den ai wudnt get tu drybe teh splortscar.
*yawn*
Ai wundur if dey has it awl loaded up yet. *luuks for keyz*
wel, syns GP is onna seekrit mishshun hims duzzent has tu noh an yu culd styl dryb teh splortscar.
don furgit teh eerplugs fur teh tryp bakk!
Well, yeff, but teknikly it is LCBz splortscar.
Adn ai duzznt egzakerly has teh beff repyootayshun wiff her.
As a dryver, dat iz. Juss cuz ai rekkifyed it wuns oar twyse.
Um, nawt dat ai admitted tu it…datz whutz nyse bowt GP.
Is eezy tu blaym stuffs awn him, adn iffn heez nawt arown…
BC nawt obey law uf grabitee
Grabitee test!
No, ai won’t faaaaaa
llllllll
Ouchie ouchie *(~*())Q**E$()
anybodie gotta eispak?
‘splain taht regex AO. my brayne is not capable 2nite.
Ai redd it az a sware werd!
Ai faaaallllled off an hurted msell and dere was expleeetiv deletids bein said and ai neeed a aispak for my bashed hed.
Itz not u, itz mee.
Ai unnerstuud u, AO…..nawt shur if taht b a guud fing oar nawt! {{{{AnemoneOne}}}}
Clang clang clang! Cattails races in wif an eyes pack. Here u go AO. Hold dis on ur ow ow owie. My cats climb in teh mostest precarryest spots an usually dun fall. When teh do, tehy slink away saying *ai ment to do that. really, I did.*
Espeshully wen dey falls on dere bax insted of dere feetz. Datz unushual but ai had kittehs wot wuld fall of de back of de sofa and it werrnt far enuff down for dem to turn ober.
Oooh. My Ozzy did that last week. He was rushing to get to the food place cuz it was breakfast time and he suddenly had an urgent need to lick his shoulder blade. He forgot to stop walking…. he ended up rolling completely over, not easy for a 17 pound chunk. He was soooooo embarrased. He went right over to the hearth and did the dignified spinx pose until breakfast was ready.
Aiz sur hi ment tu dodat
Iec pakz b availablol at deh tybooteek. and asprinz. Just sayin’.
Kitteh shayped asprinz!
Yoo cant get them laik that just ENEware!
Ai beein a bit bizzi right now, ai got all f4 feet to cleening and a tail to wosh before ai can possibli speek to ennibodies, K? thx.
ai thawt yu wus suppohs tu says “ai mentid tu du taht.”
Yus, aize startin de accrocatic classes!
Kitteh jus dropt in to say Ohai!
not Oh*ll?
BC iz gowing tu noo haits in hiz ebil serch for sowls adn minyuns!
Izza hostile takeober of the pozishun of CC!
kittehs….teh fink so weerd, but so lol
annuzzer vulchure kitteh!!!
iz kulchured, nawt vulchured!
kittehs….teh fink so weerd, but so lol!
deja vu! so weerd, but so lol!
ssqquueee!!! what a kyoot littlol BC!!!!0
ai has to run to a dr. tinycat appt! plees send spare beems for a gud checkup! (ai hasa silly wooreed)
Hoep awl iz OK GC! Gud lukk!
Itz harf past bedtime fur mee, so ais going upstares. Anywun else wantin a muggof de hawt chonklit or de hawlick befoar ai go?
*passes varmous mugs of hot mikl and stuffs round da rhum*
Nite den.
*take a mug o hawt chokklit.*
Thankz! Gud Nite!!!
* addz sum creem de koko tu teh cween’z hawt chonklit. *
mmmmm. fankeez WRr!!!
eberything ok up north?
Wii iz hazzing raynes tudai. Nawt gud. Maeks teh snoes meltify adn teh ribbers nawt can howld awl the waddurs at wun tyme.
uh-oh! wii hadded deh raynez heer tu. but no snowz tu meltifying. I trust ur noo hawse nawt b in deh flood playn.
Onlee if teh dam brakes. den ai be unnur hunnurd and elebentee futz uf waddur.
datz a dam lotta wadda!!!
Thx AO, Ai muss get 2 bd sune 2!
uuuh, I SENSE DANJER!
Wil Robensun!
Lost In Space ref FTW!
The Fall of Basement Cat… in 3… 2… 1…
Beez cayrfull, Liddill
Bayssments Cat, dayrz amz lawtz 4
U 2 seez! Eebenz
wenz deeleengz wiff t3h
nasstee, unseendz Grabbittee!
Itz pullz feengz daown 2
hitz t3h growndz so dat
Kitteh no canz leepz andz bowndz!!
Maykeengz Grabbittee
Kitteh’z emmennee!!!
Oh, Grabbittee amz Kitteh’z
wursstest emmennee!!!
Jack.
datz why kitteh needingz deh anti grabbitee bootz. *nods*
Books you say will tip over why?.
A well balanzed kitteh *wishez I hadz a tale for balanz*
What you have no tail?.
Laws of gravity don’t apply to basement kitty.
Did you get rid of some magazines, or is my butt getting bigger?