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Arm candee fur shur!
But duz nawt luk like happee arm candee, I fink so. He luks like he is getting soop for dinner. Or wurse.
Well – WE ar having caek!!! Choklit. Wif eye skreem!!
*runs bak to last lol an brings ober teh caek frum teh brake room*
Harumph!!! We were just getting reddee to hav a partee – an then THIS LOL popped up!
*mumblol grumblol*
Janet!! u b fur vest frum Last!!! and carosue and catena b awl tyed up!! Haz u ben tu deh ty boo teek latelee?? dey b habbing deh springtime flower globez…. like snowglobez only dey haz tiny liddlol sparklee tulip blossomz insted uv glittery snowflakez!!!
No ai havnt! Itz bin AEGEZ sinse ai wuz there.
Yoo shaek it??? An littlol two lips flote around??? sparklee???
YesH!!! Ai think ai REELEE need wun.
An yoo notissed???? Ai luv mai Fur Vest frum Last. Ai gotted it fur winning teh Aiez Hahkey gaim at teh 08 Winter LImpix!! Member??
Whooo Hoooo!!!
Star Trek just wun teh Oskar fur Best Maek Up!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZwhup.*lightsaber comes out in full *join meJCH4K and together we can crush Star Trek……LOL kidding.
wurth ebery cent!
Hmm, whutz she kawst? *chekz wallit*
If u haz tu asking, u can’t affording.
effen yu has tu axe, yu kent efforde her.
Oh sooooooo sadlee trooo.
Az a cuzzin ov mein hoo iz neerlee bankrupt becuz ov wun noes to hiz sorrow!
GMTA!!
mebbe iz trophee hubicat!
cud bee. Luk at dat tayle!
Wai yess!
Tahtz a reelee flooffee tayle,
iz eh beeg strawng tiga. miyt efun bii eh FIYRKITTEH!
An ai reelee LUV this taip ov kitteh fayce.
Iz there such a thing az a . . . oh! LOL!!! Ai. . nao ai
‘m laffing so hard ai cant taip.
*has eh kunfused*
Ai wuz gonna say “Iz there reelee such a thing az a Fiyrkitteh. . .” an then ai saw waht yoo ment. .. .sumtaims ai ar a littlol slo!1
An it just crakked meyup!!
Dis wun Ai nawt getz, yet. Iz fyrmanz ref?
Yes!!!
Fiyrkitteh = fireman (beeg an strawng)
Becuz ov teh kittehz coloring, ai thot at furst – an breeflee – ther wuz such a thing az a firekitteh!
Ai gree wif Catena: Iz a trofee hubbicat, ai fink sew! Hiz fayce luk leik a big-boy hubbi fayce; he seem 2 presheeayte his trfeee. 2gever tehy iz a glamour puss portrit. Ifn she luukd moar happee, it wud B a beeyutius portrit.
5 sekunds befoar teh pikshor: rassul-rassul, whuts dat?
Ooh, luuk, itz a hyoomin wiff pikshor bawx. *snap*
5 sekunds aftur teh pikshor: rassul-rassul.
soe noe won beleefz wot yu sez ehbawt uz!
Whut did ai sed abowt us? Whut duz u sayz abowt us?
Floofy
Silky
Purrrrrr
Sigh
Bee-yoo-tiful cupple!
dreeme…
Hot stuffz
darn poparatzee! cants gits noh privacee animoar!
just beeing glad dehy not deh pooparotcee!!
Teh poopalotcees???
Ew. Demz eben wurs den fartografurz.
ROFLPIMP!!!!
Ew. Kleen dat up. It stinks in heer.
scat cat: don’t want!!!
Wuz teh ufny!
*gibs cween ay shamwow an sum cleen pants*
:mr green:
*koff koff* if i can habbing yor tenshuns plz *koff koff*
*lunarmommy gets up on sopeboks to amke annownsingmint*
deer cheezfrends,
it seems liek in teh last fyoo weeks tehr haz been a edip – epdi- epimed – um, lots ob peeples hoo say “oh, i maed a mistake” or “oh, yoo maed a mistake” or sumfing sumfing dis or sumfing sumfing dat an tehn “i am leeving an not coming bakc!”
theze fings make teh lunarmommy, an i’m shur many ovvers, very sad 
so i wuld liking to say, plz to not gib up so eezily on eech ovver, cheezfrends! evree wun makes mistakes, or puts a paw in teh mowf, or misunderstands sumfing. reeely, happens wif evreewun, an wif teh best ob intenshuns! plz to rebember, we iz cheezfrends, not
foodemenees, an not to gibbing up wen a fing happens. tehn we will not has to wurry abowt habbing wun ob owr frends go away.um, fank yoo
*jumps off ob sopeboks an runsawaywifakwikness*
*chaysis aftur lunarmommy*
*Chaisiz after LM.
{{{{{{{Lunarmommy}}}}}}}}}}
*hangz hed in a littlol bit ov shayme*
Ai wuz thinking taht too!
But WAIT!!! Wahre ar YOOO going????
oh, i iz not running away frum cheezland, i just not lieks habbing evreewun looking at me up on taht sopeboks!! plus i has to cooking supper now.
o! aifawt yu wus startyn ay gaym uv chays. hassa gud dinnur!
fank yoo!
we had bakon. oh, an pancakes too. an pinapplols. an did i menshun bakon? an bakon.
Hmmmmmmmmmm bakon . . . . .
oooo brekfuss fur dinner!!! YUM
oooo dinner for lunch!!!! YUM
ai luvs teh baycun!
Breethez there a man wuf sole so ded, hoo nebber to hiz self haz sed – this iz mai bakon. . . MINE!!!! Yoo no can haz.
Well putted, lunarmommy! Izza sied affeck ov teh innertoobs ifinkso. Liek hitting Reply Awl wen yu mented to send litlol privit snerk to wun persun.
Just rememberer taht teh inntertoobs brings teh preshus gift of short attenshun span – mosly teh only persun hoo wurrys aobut teh moufpaw is yu – wut wuz ai talkin about?
Yeff, ai agreez. Adn tu add mai tuu sents wurf, polojyzin awlso innerupts teh flow adn teh hyoomur. Dis still a hyoomur syte, yeff?
Beff nawt-sekkund rool wud be tu luuk foar teh funneh befoar teh mistayks oar insult oar whutebber, den run wiff teh funneh.
*nods*
But. . . Az YOO
well noe, AngelPlume, teh Tai Pos ar offen teh funniest ov awl!!
An NO WUN shud mynd if yoo taek it an run wif it!
Whutebber cud u meen, Janet? *praktisez innosent fayse*
Reely, ai is klooliss tu whut u myte be refurrin tu.
Moi???? Re-furring????
Butt . . . ai LAIK mai laik mai silkee straipee fur!!!
An ai lyke tu lyke tu stroak ur stroak ur silky strypee fur.
LOLOLOLOL!!! SUM dai ai WILL prrroofreed!!
But… but… dat wud tayk awl teh fun owtta it.
Nawt to werree! Nebber gonna happen!
nuthur fun fing is tu purposlee misreed sumfing en ordur tu mayk teh pun oar teh sillee!
Yup!! Upfnee wuz a Tai Po!!!
Clappity clappity LM!! Wii awl sticks owr paw in owr mouf sumtymes and wii awl gits over sensitive sumtymes. Fankyu fur yur publik servise announsemnt!
Iznt ar lunarmommy just teh BEST!!!!!
{{{janet}}}
I klaim borked filtur.
*changez red’z filter*
duz u need ur plenum inspected, tu?
*Peeks hed in* *Lookz arownd*
Ohia! 
Ohai pjp! Yu are up late, aifinkso! Good tu see yu!
Hi, Lungdoc! I juss got in…nice to see yu too! You juss got off werk?
Got home a few whiles ago—still on call (3rd night)–had a bizzee today, but kwiet nao (crosses many fingerz, hopin nobodee elts comes to hawspital sikk this mornin erlee)
*crosses fingez nobodee getz sikk too*
I waz playinnn poker wiff da big boyz tonite.
I borked even.
Nawt bad aifinkso! Takes skillz to nawt lose teh rent inna game lyke taht. Adn one of teh main skillz, aifinkso, is knowin wehn to go home adn get some sleepz! G’nyte, mai frend!
G’nyte, Lungdoc!
Bootimus kittehs.
Serious question: has 5eagles been around this weekend? Did I miss him somehow (easy to do when unable because of work to keep up with lolcomments)? I need to apologise to him for a comment on MacGyver kitteh.
Please to let him know I did not mean to upset anyone by saying MacGyver was “yummy”. I should have said “I think the person who played MacGyver looks cute.” Please, 5eagles, to be accepting my apology.
>^;^^;^<
No no no no nonono non!!!!
That wuz a purrrrrfektlee nice commint!!! We donut hav to pologize awl teh taim! Reelee.
If we thot that, nun ov us wud ebber say enething.
An yoo dint upset enewun!! an if yoo did, itz there fawlt fur being too too tuchee!! Yoo sirtinelee did nawt upset mee!
Dont werree! MacGyver IZ yummee!! We awl think so!
Dam strate! An awlso (pickin up onna hoarder kitteh frum 2 lols bak) MacGyver iz a fella taht knoes wut to do wif a twistye or ovver usefle objeck!
ai awlwais tawt magyva wuz yummee, tu!
An in StarGate, too!!
Butt (!) this iz the kinda thing we meen- u didn’t say ennyfing wrong or bad- ai do nawt think 5 Eag wuz upset. Shud nawt need to ‘pologize!
Ithotso wuz da funny!! Nawt tu bii worried MC, wuz awl in gud fun!!
Hey no problem LOL We just playing around.LOL
The rest of that said “Thank you to everybody for your kind suport response inb the last LOL.
Pj, I cannot respond to friend requests from my smart(duh) phone. When I get home after work and the feeding the cats, around 1130pm central, I’ll get on the desk computer and respond.
Thanks again to all. Where would I go if I were to leave? I meant”leave the LOL for a time.”
>^;^<
Butt – unless yoo want to, wai shud yoo doo eben that???
An . . . itz just NAWT taht sirus heer!! Ai dont eben LUK at mai profyle fur daiz an daiz sumtaims.
We dint used to hav them, yoo noe. Ai am AWLWAIZ Sri Prized so mennee peepl ar bak there tawking up a storm.
You are not leaving now.*5 eags graps mitsubaschicats.*
Snert. Dude looks like he’s been around the alley once or five times. I know I don’t need to ask if he’s got a watertight prenup. Honey, I’d watch my floofy little tail if I wuz you, or maybe I’d watch his floofy little tail even more carefully, if ya know what I mean.
Oh, and all best wishes on your marriage, of course. May you have many happy years together, and I mean that sincerely. Really. Meow.
*taking bets on how many munfs it will lasting*
Butt . . . ai BLEEV in troo luv!!
Bak tu the funnys: typ os? Sowry. Iz a
AB-.
>^;^<
there iz no typos. only sum spelings that iz more creatib tahn ovvers.
There iz no trai. Awnlee do.
yes yoda!
That is one of the best of the litter.
aifnkso, tu!
Sno~Bawll Kitteh amz
nawtz ‘Troafee Wyfe’. Hurz habz tayst
andz hurz wawntz ‘handsumm’!
Hubbee Kiteh habz
t3h Floof andz tufftee pawz. Maykz
4 ekkskwizzitt Napz!!
Sno~Bawll Kitteh
knoez it wuz Lubz atz berreh
Nawtz sekkundz Hedd Bawnkz!!!
Jack.
It haz happened to mee!!
Lubz atz berreh Nawtz sekkundz Hedd Bawnkz!!
yes, mebbee iz trofee huzbind!
clappity x fife!
(mai komment gut nommed)
Did it hav teh bakon awn it???
Dey are bof de trophys, so pritty, so floofy
Yes! Teh Prints an teh Printcess hoo will will shurlee lib happilee eber after.
*sigh*
Happee ending!
*barf* Otay, bakk tu reyalitee.
*luuks at papa*
*luuks at mama*
*luuks at goggeez*
Otay, mebbe a littlol longur. *hits refresh*
Hare bawl?????
LMAO jch4k.
U missed the joke: tai po = type O blud type. I’m type AB negative not type O. Nvr mnd.
>^;^<
Ur in rayr foarm tunite, MC.
(Ai is A pozitib, much moar kommun. Ai gibs sum tu Red Kross tumarro)
But ai awlwaiz ment Tai Po to be teh Anshunt Chineze poet, teh yungrr borther of Li Po!
Li Po
, Li Bai, et cetera. About Tu Fu ·
Li Po. 701–762 A.D.. Also Romanised Li Pai, Li T’ai-po !!!
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Chuang Tzu And The Butterfly
Chuang Tzu in dream became a butterfly,
And the butterfly became Chuang Tzu at waking.
Which was the real—the butterfly or the man ?
Who can tell the end of the endless changes of things?
The water that flows into the depth of the distant sea
Returns anon to the shallows of a transparent stream.
The man, raising melons outside the green gate of the city,
Was once the Prince of the East Hill.
So must rank and riches vanish.
You know it, still you toil and toil,—what for?
Li Po
A cheezburger, ob corss !!
“Mai kingdom fur a cheezburger !!”
“A cheezburger bai enni uvver naim wood stil smel !!”
“I did butt(!) si hur parsing bai, butt(!) I wil luv a cheezburga til ai dii”
* awl turnett mewzings …
*
Ai haz an impresst!
OH! Ai thot yoo sed “mewlings.”
Oar – ar yoo kwoting teh grate Chai kneez poet Mu Ling???
* halps selb tu cup ob chai *
Tee Zing
*snerk*
Doo yoo maek REEL chai???
Wif teh plane blak tee, grated fresh gingrrr an crushed cardamum seeds – an teh hawt milk an shugar???
No, jus blak tee (wibbowt creme/mlik oar shooga)
Rede abowt teh “agony ob teh leevez” * huh ??
*
ht tp://www.tealand.com/Glossary.htm
HAO did yoo find tath!???
Poar tee!
Hoo NOOOO??
Doo we hav to feel reelee giltee nao wehn broooing teh tee??
chai: tea. Often refers to masala chai, or spiced tea, a strong black tea infused with milk, sugar, and spices.
Ai lerned to maek teh reel chai in India.
Ai mussd tri it wen ime owt sumtiem !! Iz shoar tu bi in owr markitz oar sub urbz !!
Yoo hav to maek it yurself.
Waht we heer, eneway, can bai az “chai” iznt rite at AWL!
Butt – itz REELEE eezee to maek.
Ai wuz tihinkign in a caffay ??
Sumwun ells haz enjoiid it heer:
ht tp://jessesomer.wordpress.com/2009/11/14/degraves-espresso-bar-the-number-one-chai-in-melbourne/
Hmmmmm. . .
Using a traditional honey dipper (you know, the ridged wooden ball on a stick) I drop spoonfuls of amber glory into the cinnamon, ginger, cloves and touch of aniseed black tea soymilk mixture.
This mite bee chai sumware, but itz not reelee rite fur India.
Ov corse, ai cant speek fur AWL ov India, but ai’ve bin prettee much awlmoast ebreeware there – an teh awnlee spices shud bee cardamum an fresh ginjer.
Ai hav to go to bed nao (see below) butt itz soo eezee to maek.
Ai’ll tell neggst taim ai’m heer.
Ciao fur nao!
Ai thot chai ment “tea” in Hindi. Teh spycee wun is Masala Chai – butt(!) tahts wat peeps meen wen tehy say Chai tehse dais.
It seams taht tehre ar menny opinyuns abowt chai. Tihs explanes a bit, frum wiki.
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masala_chai
Ai doan poot mlik init. Cos ai doan drink mlik!
Mu Ling?? Ai knew him wehn he adn his sister were infantz,
Mu Ling adn Pew King, in teh nursez’ armz…
(showz waht an old duffr Ai am, aifinkso…)
Duffr iz ozzie fur shepe steeler !!
* Ohai !! *
Ohai pb! Now Ai lerned somefing new!! In US “duffer” generly referz to somebodi silleh or clumseh–speshalee a poor golfer aifinkso– but we nawt haz enuf sheeptheefs to need a speshal name for him, aifinknawt. –So howz thingz wif yu??
Ize teh gud, thx !! Habbin a phew daze awf frum cycloling tu enjoii teh reigning weddur !! Sum ob Melburn had hale teh sighs ob gulf boilz, butt(!) ai wuz lukki nd didnut; jus lawts nd lawts ob rayn !! Wi nawt had reel rayne fur sew lawng, iz a joi to bihoald
!!
This iz gud, rite???
Ai thot y’awl were having a terry bull drawt??
Nice to hear taht yu got teh needed rain, pb! Ai know what yu mean… sometimes in summerz, after weeksweeksweeks of hot & dry in this part of teh SW US, wehn it finally rainz for a minnit Ai lyke to stand out in teh pour adn just soak it up… (and can get away with it ’cause teh clothes will be dry again in abowt five minnits, usuallee!)
Aim wotchin teh tv nyuz nd lawtz ob peeplol hab lawst ruuvz, ect, etc !! Twu hundrid millyun munnez wurf ob damij !! Sew nawt gud fur sum, butt(!) gud fur teh land nd teh worta suplie !!
!! *
* Ize glad yu nawt sai yu dans dans nyood
O noes! Ai hopez teh rainz adn hail nawt hurting peoplez in Oz. Bad enuff to lose teh roofz adn get teh dented bonnet and whatnot.
And for teh nekkid dansdansdans… nope, nawt Lungdoc! Mai physiognomee iz Mama Nature’s way of sayin “This one iz nawt intended for teh nekkid dansdansdans, kthxbai!!” Adn Ai nawt wantz to contradict teh instructions. Same Nature taht givez teh rainsplashes, can has teh litening for instructive reminders…
One of mai favrit Mark Twain quotes goes,
“Thunder is good. Thunder is impressive. But it is the lightning that does the work.”
*G’nite PB!*
Nowun hert, juss prawpurty n hausez, thx !!
* Taht markt wain gnu hiz stuf !! *
Bai Lungdoc !!
Ai . . . LOL Lungdoc!!
Again, ai am awlmoast unablol to taip frum laffing so hard!
Ohai Janet! Glad yu got a chuckle. Aifinkso teh Bard nawt mindz if wi borro some of his good linez…
Aim shur hee wud bee laffing wif us!
An nao, alas, ai must hie mice elf off to bed. Ai can haz an urlee doctor appointmint. An yoo noe, they ar nawt so happee wehn teh peepl ar layte.
Ai’m finallee going to see about teh Joynt replaycmint fur mai fingrr taht a “borked” last yeer. If AWNLEE it had awnlee bin just borked. But NOOO. . . ai had to axe shoe alley smash teh joynt!
Itz kinda skeeree. Tehy say itz a verree deli cat operashun – an it mite nawt werk.
Cud maek it werse. Butt – ai dont see hao it cud be MUCH werse.
An tehn – ai’ll be part bionic! Whoo hoo!!
Gudnyte, Janet! (Can you has one of teh kittehs trained to do your ICHC typinz while yu heal up teh operated finger?)
Nite Janet !! Gud luk wib teh fingar !! *wavez *
Barney awlreddi duz lotz ov Tai Ping!
Too bad no wun can reed it!
Sekret Kitteh Kode!!!
An teh operashun iznt tomorrow. Just – ai heop – teh set up.
The rarest, donchano. Ennyway, gots to leave this LOL: work almost done & then walmart n home. Soes won’t be bak til next dai LOL. I dusnt always take tiem to responds, usually just reeds.
TTFN
5eagles u have to let meh goes now. Kthxbai
>^;^<
Damn, some guys have all the luck.
Catentment-yur doin it rite. Eye luf dat kittehs can akshully smyle.
*smiles to self*
Wai to go, brutha!
For a second there, I thought that big, shaggy throw pillow in the background was a dog.
Together, mi amore, we could make baby tigers….
Trofee wife is gud, so long as it is not cat-as-trofee wife. Mah bruther has wun of those wunst.
Is the arm candy the white cat? Or the fluffy cat? The fluffy cat has luxurious qualities but is bigger so automatically the “guy”…? But saying a white wife is better is hella racist. So is it because this place is filled with eurocentric nerds that it is just a part of your “culture” (racist life of cognitive dissonance) white is the best? I’m confused, it is not obvious to me which cat is being objectified for the amusement of insecure women identifying with cats and insecure men equating sexuality with household pets.