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Tonight on A&E Hoarders: Housecat Edition I no has problem, iz jus unorganized.. WAIT! don’t frow dat away! it my very specialist twisty tie!
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Ai nead dat!
Ai still haznt fownd teh purplol wun. Has u seen it?
Do dey need a CHRG[wdo] fr de tois?
Aai borroed it, purrrplol is mai most fabrit collor, can ai keeps if for a littlol wiel longa? Prrritti pleese?
Otay, but mayk shoor u puts it bakk in teh littlol spayse between teh blakk strapp adn teh bluu plushee, ryte up agenst teh syde ob teh baskit. Datz wayr it belongs, ykno, adn ai wanna be aybul tu finds it wen ai needs it. Ai haytz wen fings ar in teh rong playsiz, ykno?
Okay, dokay.
Oar if ai gibs it intoo your handies den you cann uptz it perzakkerly wear you wantz it and den you will alos noe dat ai haz reterned it. Izzit a gud idea? Plsthx.
U puttinged it in mai pawsez?
*bat-bat-run-chayse-bat-run-pownse-hippityhop-swat!*
Kud u be gettin it owt frum unner teh fridj?
Well, ai does havv de long leggies, hanging on pleese.
*huffing puffing sqeezing sneezing dragging sighing*
OK, heer you iz, not to be doin it agin coz ai gotz to go and git mai dinner nao.
Fankees! *bat-bat-run-chayse*
I REELY hate the expression: hoarder. >^;^<
Peepl cawl u a hoardur until dey need sumfin u haz sabed!
An dey all maeks fun ov my handibag until dey wants a nalefiel, or a munnies for de carparrking, or …. or … lotz of fings. Den dey no maeking de funnies of me.
Ai iz not a hoarder, ai iz an acumulator ob usful objeks.
a pikker up ob unconsiderd tryfuls….
a ri cykler ob diskarded usfulolnes
a keeper ob mytcominyoosfulwundais
a puzzlol-mastur ob storaj possimbilliteez.
a holder-onto ob Stuff an awlso Fings
a stasher uv kollektablez
A kollektur ob stashubulz
A table ob collard stash!
As sun as Ai frows mos ennyfing awai (dat aint spoilololed) Ai finz playce where needz it!! Srlsy!
See dat? U gotstu lern tu hold ontu fings a littlol longer.
*nods*
A fing finder!
an ammassur of messess
OAR . . . a property master fur teh theatre.
Where yoo needz awl kindz ov hard to find odditieez.
Well dun to annipuss and to AngelPlume on deyre turn of speedi.
Thx AO!
Yes. Kun kat uuulation on the nawt second. Plees fprgive for not saying that to begin with: I saws the word HOARDER n forgots to congrats. N theni had to go eat w/ fambly(I lub my fambly) n didn get back til at work.
That’s mai story.
Teehee
Ithot on way to work I mite haz to go to the tea room, butt(!) I’m ok I guess.
Later
>^;^<
Ps I gotted my avatar to works. YAY!
ruh roh. Ai fink dat sumbody sneaked intu PK’s apartmint and stoled da kitteh toy basketz. Nawty. Adn stoled ankitteh tu. LCB – dat you whut did dis?
*kidding only*
Tihs is ut Amber’s “nest” luks lyk – an she knose taht, after teh noyseesukkeemasheen lawst tois will re-un-dissamapeer in her nest. Yestermaday she wus choosin, tehn chaysin, tois awl ober teh lowwnje an unner teh sofars. She”l has to wayt til nekst weeeekweeeekweeeeek til tehy re-un-disamapeer agin!
Anni adn AP – ai duz celebrashuns dans fur you adn hope you haz a happy Sumday tudai.
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*skip, hop, twirl, leap – KABOOM – oops ai mented tu du dat*
Thx OK.
Ai aer reddee fur mai dinnur. Bai fur naow!
ai hoping you enjoyed dinnur. Ai’m just finishing my lunches. Sun finally came back out after starting off really bright dis mornin den playing hide-n-seek wif clouds. We supposed to get rains and cold weaver dis next week. De weavermenz saying we get cold, rain, adn maybe sum sno (we didnawt hab any all winter here in Pacific NW).
*dans-dans-happeesunneedayinnanayburhud-dans-dans*
callud fren an sang: teh suin haz cum awt this mornin. Shii wuz teh happehtayle tu.
Kollector Kitteh will hab a berri gud reeson fur ebbrything she has kollected.
Teh orinj karrit mayks shakee-rattlol noyzes.
Teh green mausee is sawft adn skwishee.
Teh blakk strapp moobs lyke a skayree snakee (hoo needs killifying).
Teh bloo plushee smellz lyke nip.
Teh gray spotted mausee has a floofy tayl.
Teh oring mausee has a lawng tayl. ….
See, orl berri gud raisins. Mmmm, raisins, sounds gud to mee.
ooooohhhhhh….shineeee………
Hay! Datz MYNE! *swat-swat*
ow ow ow
*hurries into da korna an hides unnner de tv wiv her bak to de rhoom* *has founded a nibble in de baskit and issnt enuf to shaer*
Silleh, ai wuz swattin teh shynee, nawt u.
*goez unner teh tv*
*hedbonks-purr*
Ohhhh, okay
*offours remains ov nibbble*
*nom*
Hay, ai knoz wayr derz sum reel noms.
Teh hyoomin lefted a haff-eetin grilld cheez sammich onna kowntur.
U up foar it? Hmm? U fink deyl noatiss?
Not iff yew nox in unner dr frij furst, den ai pulls it owt befoar we eets it. Wot u fink?
Aifink is moar fun tu sit onna kowntur adn nom it awl up.
Derz a reely nyse sunbeem dat kums fru teh windur up deyr.
U lykez it beddur wiff dustybunnehs?
Nao, doan be silleh, but den dey finks it wenndoan de fridg longtime gonn and doan wannit back, de dustbunnies cums off berry easy den we eats de sammich. Seees?
An iff deres kathares on de counter dey notice, aid rahter havv de dusstbunneis.
Oooh, u iz a smart wun! Ai dint fink ob dat! Gud ideeya!
*jumps awn kowntur*
um, did ai miss a step?
*bats sammich offa teh playt ontu teh fluur*
*jumps bakk daon*
*nom-nom*
S’okay, de dustbunnies dun runned awai wiel we wsa tolking.
Heer, u can has teh rest ob teh sammich.
Iffn we mayks it awl gone, hyoomins woant need no dustbunnehs tu be conbinsifying dems ob nuffin.
Oar mebbe we juss bats teh dry krusteez rownd till dey goez unner teh frij wiff teh bunnehs, eh? Dat sownds fun!
De nortiness is bak on my machein again, won’t let me relie on yor boks bellow.
Aifinks we batz de crusties arrown de kitching onlies iff deys burnd and not worf eetin, and den dey arguus abowt whoo corsed de crumbs wiel we looks innersent, and duz a likkle bit of fur cleaning off de crumbs at de saem time to show wot kleen kittehs luks liek.
Dey nawt burnt *nom-nom*
*cleens pawsez, cleens fayse*
*praktissez innosint luuk* Ai is a gud kitteh, ai is.
Adn is nawt ur kumpyootur bein nawtee.
We juss ran owtta nesting ruum.
Awl teh reply kommints will nao juss be stakked up.
U hastu yooz teh reply buttun at teh tawp ob teh stakk.
Halp, aise beein pushed owta da nest.
Gud job wees not burdees, eh?
Oh, BTW yu maeks a berry convintsin innersent kitteh? Get mutch practiss?
Yah, papaz gawt awl kyndsa rools.
Ai gets lawtsa praktiss.
No goin awn teh kownturs (sept in teh baffruum)
No krossin teh street, no killin burdeez, awn adn awn.
Annuver kwestshun.
Anif aise de wun at de bottom of de stak will ai get all squished up, or down, or wotevver?
Noap! Dis is cheezland, doan furgets. U be sayf.
Dey juss keep stakkin up forebbers (oar stakkin daon!).
Sumtymz gets hard tu fynd teh tawp, tho, tu add moar.
Papaz gotta go owt tu teh stoar. Be bakk laytur!
iffn yu kan’t keep trak uf yur tois, they is fare gayme!!!
*batbat skoot skoot*
*trakks teh shinee toy beri cloasly…*
*seez opportoonity…*
*bat-bat-run-chayse-mrowwwr-hedbat-rassul!*
*rassulrassul-bunnehkik!!!*
*shakes selv owff*
Maibee ai tri anudder toi…..
*yoinks lymegreen raindeer adn RUNZ!!!*
*run-chayse*
Kitteh needs menny fings, liek
A acre of grass to romp in
A bumblebee to chayse
A catnip grove … jest becuz
A doggeh in the neggst yard to torment
A elegant floofy bedd…
Fibe goalden ringtoyz
Gushifuds galoar
Hi-tekk mekanikul mauses
Isekreem!
J…
Jools, shinee inn da sunn
Kitteh noms
Lottsa kitteh noms
Moer kitteh noms
Nudder noms
Ooo gotta tumiache
Praps shoodnta hadda last lotta
Qrunchi noms
Rest heer
Silently
Till
U
Very quietli
Wraps mi uor
Xellent
Yeller blankie.
Zzzzz
Aimbethankyu, cweenmj
*shyly curstsees to her madjestee*
De qrunchi noms was de lass stroh!
Yesh indeedy! Wud jest liek one of each pleeze! By teh whey, a commint blow was modratid so is owt of ordure, but AnemoneOne has completted the sett boofully, so nivir mind!!
So den, nott juss mee woss gott dee norties wiv de machien?
Rite, sumtymes the moderator taeks a coffeebrake and den the commints jst flote into the ethers! Butt (!) you do sech a gud jawb wiv all yer commints, AnemoneOne, dat I hoep yoo don get the moderates too menny tymes!
Weeelll, aise tryin to be fillersoficall abowt it. Ai ar tryin to remembre dat you winns sum and you looses sum, it all ballances owt indi ennd.
Or sumfin liek dat.
Shynee Munneez andz
Millk Reeng Feengeez amz sum ubz
Kitteh’z faybritt feengz!
Coalekkturr Kitteh
habz sellekkshunn ubz CatzNipz
Mowsseez dat hurz lubbz!!
Kitteh awllso habz
lawtza Shynee Deevyssez
2 awkyyoopyez tyme!!!
Jack.
Hmm, baskit seems tu be missin teh shinee munneez.
U gots sum chaynj u kud spayr? Shinee wuns, nawt tarnishd.
No! Donot tuch dat or dat or dat. Or dat eever.
Gimmee dat twash bag. You fwowed dis away?
Are you crazee! I needz dis. and dat. and evereefing. I not a culectohawlic, no datz not tru.
I has enuff rume. Teenagers beeg nuff to sleepe awtside. I uze dere rumes. See, no prawblemz
Adn dis klozit is juss full ob koats. Hao menny koats u needs?
Wud be mush betterer yoos ob spayse iffn ai stakkd deez bawxes deyr.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ravenix, ICanHasKedeva, Karma72, Onleekitteh, an Tianna an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, tasty tres leches caeks (which iz a nice yello caek infused wif sweetened condesned milk, evaporated milk an hevvy creem) topped wif wippy kreem an cherries, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! teh crokay balls are payntd to luk like trol heds an when yoo wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallets tehy make funny troll-y noyzes! also goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, bendy cartoon akshun figures, windup spinning cartoon akshun figures, liddle racecars wif pull-back motor akshun, teh rest ob teh contents ob my happy-meel toys drawer!!!, kandee, an puffy funny-face flower stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Wowz, fybe burfingday peeps? Happi burfingday! *dans-dans*
Adn kayk wiff free kynds ob milks adn kreem? *mmm-nom-nom!*
Fankeez, burfday fairy!
Happi happy burfdays to the burfday kidz! The partee shud bee in San Francatsco whare the sun is shining and the cherry and plum trees are in full blum! I wud liek veree mush to have a taste of the tres leches wiv a cherrie on tawp. I bringed the shampayns to sneek into the punch wen nobodee is lukin!
*goez owt tu teh krokay feeld*
*tayks a bawl adn mallit frum teh rakk*
*WHAKK!*………… … … … … … .. .. .. .. . . .o
Lukit teh boobs on dat chik! Deyrz fytin adn ai gawt deleted! Whut fun!
*putz mallit bakk awn rakk*
*wawks away*
YAY!!!
Happee burfday tu ONLEEKITTEH!!!
fankies mai cween. Ai wuz absorbed by a gnu book (“Making Rounds With Oscar”) adn almost missed mai own parti. Hii iz a kitteh who works inna nursing hoem.
oooo noma. Ai lub sum fudgy burfdai caek (ai has left ober piece ob “death by chocolate cake frum Red Lobster from yesterday). Adn bownsy lite up balls. OOO – adn a liddle race car goes perfektuly wif my Corbette. ZZZOOOMMM – off tu da rasis.
Fankies bery muchly burfday fairy. Dis be a great gud dai.
*sheephissly forgets to give burfdai greetingz to alla uver Cheezpeeps*.
HAPPY BIRFDAI TO ALL (adn happy unbirfdai to eberywun who birfingday nawt todai). Enjoy da prezzies.
Yes! Happi tayll burfday to eech n evryone. Tell meh burfday faery: doos the trolhed krokay balls have trolly googlie eyes as well as make noises? Just wonderin. Thot that mite make even more fun.
>^;^<
adn iz moar kitteh kolleckshun unner teh frijurater adn unner teh stoav adn unner teh cowch adn chears adn behine teh teevee adn unner teh bedz adn , umm, ai fergits…butt ai finz dem
Yuz gotz to diversifie–odderwize whatif a hoomin findz yer stash and “organeyezez”it? **searching around frantically, twitterpating tale**
Pack Rat meet Pack Cat.
Cats who hoard and hoards of cats.
The title should be “Hoarders: Housecat Edition and the Humans Who Enable Them”….LOL