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Heres lukkin at u!
Congrats, OM u an catena hab a tye!
conga ratz, OM!
Okai….heerz sum yummee nomz adn fizzee drinkz.
ai mus hed aot naow tu teh baeskutehbawl.
yay fur OzcatMum an catena!
Deh ty booteek b habbing lotsa springtime ai temz!!! dehre b deh kitteh windchimez tu tinklol in deh spring breezez! adn kitteh sunCATcherz tu send deh sparklee bitz uv sun dansing arownd ur room. Adn kitthehz on deh kurtinz wif deh spring time flowerz!!!!
Ohai cweenmj! Ai wil chews a kitteh windchimez aifink. Wil sownd lubblee outsied mai kichin.
kittehz on deh kurtinz? sownds lyk teh deecor in mai howse
Ai culd nebber get awai wiv taht – wiv 2 bois an hubsbin ai am lukkee nawt to hav carz awn tehm! Ai du hav sum nais oarnimence tho. Speshlollee lolefants an shells.
acshually, mai kurtins ar awl playn – teh kittehs ar alibe adn climbin up dem!
Ah dat takes me back – wehn ai wuz just a littlol martoonie, we had 2 meezers. Dey lubbed teh curtins. Climb, climb, climb. Shred, shred, shred. Happy dayz (for teh kittehs, NEway. For mai muther – nawt so happy).
mai kittehs hav lernt dat ai’ll ignor most uf der attempts tu mayk me geddupadnfeedem in teh moarnin – eggsept fur wen dey clime up mai perplol kurtins. dat awlways gets me owt uf bed – adn wen ai’m owt uf bed ai’m much moar lyklee tu fede dem. clebber (adn meen!) kitteh, ai has dem
Irritateing, innit, tu find Yu are trayned by tiny (in volyum) cat brain.
Fanks Anni an Catena an BF. Enjoi teh barskitbawl, Catena. Ai wil havva sippy fizzy drink fore u.
concatyulashuns on yur nawt sekkunds, OzcatMum adn Catena! ai brings a beeg bowl uf fresh organic sallud adn sum warm crustee bred wif budder adn mixt cold meets adn a beeeeg chonklit cayk in silly-brayshun uf teh sunneeshyn in TTI! (adn yur nawt-sekkunds tu, uf corse
)
Fanks, Gizmo! Sum cawld silbersied an a crustee role sownds nommy! *tayks a teenee pees ov chonklit caek as well*
*cuts a beeg pees uf conklit caek adn sneekily adds it tu OzcatMum’s playt* ders no callorees heyr, sew yu mai as well injoy yurself
did yu sea mai reply on teh uvver lol? ai was bizzy in RL sew it tuk a whilol tu send it, butt (!) ai am haffin a lubberly sunnie day in mai bit uf TTI, fankoo – its bery chillee, but teh sunn is shyning sew its much bedder dan rayn adn sno *nodnodnod* how be yu tuday?
Ofanks, Gizmo! Awlwais seemz nieser wen teh sun shains.
Ai iz okay tudai. Werk tamorro butt(!) tahts ok. Ai hoap.
boo tu Mundayns awlways bringin teh pleh werk wif dem
ai wud injoy sunnydais a lott moar ifn Mundayns didnt follow!
Plz to be ignorifyin teh Mundayns. It is still Sunnyday an it is – for wunce – sunny! Yay for teh spring, wut has sprung!
oh martoonie, yu ar bery wise! in honor uf yur wise werds, ai will spring arownd lyk teh bebbeh lambsis
*sprrrrring….sprrrrrrringidyspring……spring*
eeep…dissy…oooh, dots…
Yep, Spring iz heer – Ai juss heered teh iiscreem van!
and Ai cleend mai byk! Deffunutlitimatedly Spring!
An wun of my nearbys woz cuttin hiz lawns diz affernoon.
Iz suppozed tu sno heer tomorrow. Dat is awlso teh Spring.
kum aroun heer awfen?
Ai shor du! We havva ty! Can u hav a glars ov teh bubblols tu sillybrayt oar ar u at werk?
Ware has u been awl mai lief?
Jus waytin fer u tu com along m’deer.
Teh best anser Ai noe 2 dat lien iz “Well, fur teh furst haff uv ur lief, Ai wuzn’t eben borned!”
Myned u, Ai can’t yooze dat wun naow – Ai doan’t get chattid up bai enniwun ayjd 142! (oar enniwun els, cum 2 dat!)
Noe – ai haven met enny 104 yr olds laytlee eetha.
My gosh, ai reely haz hadda sents of hoomor bypass, [see downthread] ai only juss gottit.
*goes and sitz inna corner, rocks bak and forrwood*
*Hazz got ober herselb nao ann is bak to wot passis as normla.*
Whut wuz it Lawrin Back All said at teh Oskars, holding her own wun?
Will be nice to have a two-leggd man in my bedroom tonite — !!!
Sumfing lykez dat. Ai cud ree layte.
how YOO dewin?!
Just fine!
*hands BF a meet bowl sub*
Friends ref!!!
wink wink, nudge nudge, say no MORE!
Montee Python ref!
ai r ful uv refs (er sumfin) todai!
Yess, ai allwais lukk on the brite side of life miselff.
Or at leest ai triys to, ai lieks de challendje.
Flirty kitteh iz flirting wif u!
Shez a perty kitteh two! Awl taht floof!
yepp – if Red sees hur – we’re gonna end up wiffa nemptee pikshoor!!!
must…pet…bootiful…sawft luukin…floof. kant…kontrol…seff…..
*pet pet pet pet*
titan taht helmutt, BF!
who meh?
Congrashoolaysuns to OzcatMum an catena. U is almosst as fast as de kitteh in de piccshure.
Fanks, Anemoneone…aifink. *ponders true meaning of this comment*
Catena’s so farst she awlreddy lefft tu sea teh barskitbawl.
Well, ai wass attemptin to be punny.
Ai meenz dat dis kitteh inna picshure looks liek a fast peece [winkin at de bois] but you and catena is de sppeedi sorta fast. Geddit.
Luk, aise doin mai bestest unner serius dffikulties wiv de poastin, iss jus not werkin for me and ai is abowt to hexplode wivvit. So, aill prolly juss stop. OK?
Adn enniway, jokes wot havs to be explayned juss issnt funny, or punny.
Doan’t stop tryin, AO, we awl haz trubblol wiv WP frum tiem 2 tiem.
0h noes! donut stop komminting!
an never any knead to eggsplayn joeks – iffen we donut get it – we donut diserve the eggsplanayshun
*collects all the donuts an serves them onna playt*
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Iz dat de coostard or de jam donuts [jelli for dose borned in de US of Aaaay]? Coostard is sayfer iff you spills it on yur shirt, if we has dem at work ai alwais has de coostard ones.
An is der any of de kitchinpaper for de suggary chins or iz ai spozed to likk it orf. Mai goggies will probloly try if ai duzznt waip it orf.
O phew! U nawt gon awai. Ai hoap u unnerstan wat ai sed below heer. Ai relly hoap u keep coming to plai heer.
hee hee – dey is jam donuts!
an heer are sum kitteh napkins!
off to dinnur at SIL!
TTFN!
Bi Nennepuss. Hav fun.
Ta, *wipes mukki chin*
I thot wuz funny, eben before deh explanation. Don’t b gibbing up anemoneone!!
If u keep habbing problemz iwf deh posting, plz tu contacting deh Cheeziz… uz deh “Contact us” link at deh bottom uv deh paige. It will opuning up a spechul commenting box fur u and deh Cheeziz will ansering u in ur emayoz!
Thanx for de tipp, itz prolly me, if ai hab trublles anovver dai ai prolly tell de Cheezis.
Anywais, ai wuzznt meenin to stop compleetly, just for an hower or too and switcht of de rottne machine and see wot happins later.
Noboddis to be wurryin abowt me, OK?
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Wii nawt b wanting tu b lozzing deh noobeez!!! (oar deh oldbeez fur dat matter)
Dees beez doant sting doo dey?
No no no! Ai DID get teh joke! Tahts wy ai winked! It waz verry funny, Anemoneone. Ai liekt it. Ai liek ur lols an ur pikshurs an …..ai dint meen tu maek u upset.
Pleez doan just stop.
Ai havta go tu bed rite nao cos itz awlmos midnite heer an ai hav werk tamorro. Butt(!) ai reelee hoap u doan be upset ennymoar abowt this. This is Cheezland – we ar frens heer!
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Looks like you even made your OWN pun, OzcatMum, wiff teh wurd fast.
)
Sorri OzcatMum
Aiz habbing a sents of humoor bypaass here. De lubbly sunnysun is shiynin in mai iiis and ai not bein able to moov, cos de little goggie is asleep on my sholder and ais not wontin to waek her, so altho ai seed de likkle yeller face ai cannt see it winkin.
Ai reely reely reely not upset, honest, so hab a gud nite sleeps.
byseby
oh noes, teh super duper 1-2 punch ub teh sunny sunn and teh splorty goggie!!!!!!!!
LOL
How doo u doo, AnemoneOne? Has wee met?
*extends hoofy*
Ohai, kafleen, howz you doihn todayi?
*extending floofy paw to shhiney blak hoof*
Ai was doin hokay till de goggies started to waeks up juss nao, will soon be theys teetime. O no, juss rolling ober and goin bak to sleeps.
goggie teetime? *pondurrs*
Ahhh. Okay, Anemoneone. Ai can sleap nao. Ai had a wurree taht ai upset sumwun in Cheezland wiv mai slitelee poyntee hyoomur. Glad ur okay. Giv taht littlol cyootipatooti goggie a schmooz fore me plz.
Seeya mate!
Nebber, nebber, nebber has you upsest me. So sorri you has had a wurried, nitey nite sleeping tite. An shee only cyoot wen shees sleeping, truss me onnit. We donts call her Ratbag for nuffink.
N torkin of how cyoot shee isnt, she has juss f@ted in her sleeps, on my sholder. Cyoot NOT!
Heheheh. Ratbag. Ai lieks it. Bai.
bettur dan F@rtbag
/runs
lol lol lol
See keep a doin it!
Luki shee reely waikin up now and is mooved off mai sholder and gone into de garding. Hopefulli datz de end of dat!
*Moar puns* *gigglolz at de rroodnezz shee has made*
O noes, likkle goggie has restted adn wants to playz naw.
Ai still larfin at de F@rtbag.
LOL LOL LOL
U izza funni wun.
New name, Quincy has it.
o noes, LOL!
Haz U seen teh LOL wif goggie taking uv kitteh asleep aon arm an U wud cut awf arm raver dan wakey up teh kitteh? Iz wun Ai faborited, Ai cud luk it up.
nos – don’t stop commenting – you just catching peeps sumtimes when dey nawt sekund waking up. As ai said to sunnyhuckle “keep on keeping on” adn do nawt fink we aren’t happytayl wif da jokes. Ai needed a sekund cuppa coffee before ai get sum jokes.
Ai gotted it. Maybee peepz doan tawk uv “fast wimmen” enny more.
Dis is wun berry pretty kitteh………but nawt liek mai Jewel. She is teh bestest!!
Letchurruss Kitteh
amz goweengz froo ‘Pawng~Fawrr’. Duz
nawtz undurstandz wye!
‘Pawng~Fawr’ happenz 2
Kittehz awll t3h tyme. Summtymez
Kitteh getz ‘tooturrd’.
‘Tooturrd’ Kittehz still
getz ‘Pawng~Fawr’, butz ‘tooturreengz’
maykz nuffeengz happenz!!!
Jack.
Kittehs-nawt-vulcan gets teh Pawng~Fawrr?
Miyn goggie iz feelin teh stranj e moshuns. She gets tutored soon. As soon as pwsibble.
Mae West kitteh.
come and see me sometime
“Ai yoosta b sno-whyte, but ai driftid”
Don’t chu hayt dos involuntarie eye twitchies *blink, blink*
Mraooowerrrr!!!
Kitteh wurkin awn construkshun syte
wolfwistles at Hot Stuff passin bai!
She givvs hur tayl a bitovva swish
An retourns teh wink ov an aye.
He chex hur owt, looxer upan doun;
She givs bak a glanse in kynd.
Is finely spreengtyme wethur owt,
An we kno wuts awn Kitteh’s mind!
Kittee goen tu teh spring fashinn sho ?? * .. tu fashin a fambilee
*
In teh Spring
A yung man’z fansee
Litelee ternz 2 forts
Uv wat him’s gurlfren’z bean finkin uv awl Wintur
A nyu set ob tyerz fur teh car ?? * hee, hee, Anni !!
*
“Don’t worry I’m not fat, just fooffy.”
Oh Noes, what’s in my EYE!?