Comments on: 36. You and your wife have 16 kittens. Your wife tells you she

By: Scentsy lady

Scentsy lady — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:50:42 +0000

Shoot, I think the momma may need the bottle of Jack!

By: Palema

Palema — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:26:55 +0000

Heck, his wife probably IS one of his kittens!

By: nennepus

nennepus — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:07:11 +0000

*snerk*

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:02:52 +0000

taht wus me – eezypeezylemmunskweezy; freewweeekweeekweeeek daon; free-an-a-bit togo!

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:59:02 +0000

He should have had the headache sooner.

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:13:14 +0000

Butt(!) my goggies bofe hab de saem daddy so iz akshully fambly.

De boi Rocky is yungerer an neerly twies de size dan de girl goggie who is bein his big sista.

Da boi goggie finks he am a labradoor aifinks. Da girl goggie finks she am a girl. A teenadge girl! Can be moodi!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:54:02 +0000

An just wehn izzit tath yoo think yoo gotted old??

We can bee az yung az we want! Ai doo it awl teh taim!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:49:01 +0000

i thot you were giving up drinking for lint?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:16:15 +0000

Yu ar most welcome Carotte!

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:58:32 +0000

Ai hav 2 Silky Terriers an eberywun finks tehy are twinz. Nawt eben relayted. An awlso chork an cheez. Bofe bois butt(!) wun is teh “tipiklol” goggie (Sam) finks hez a sheap goggie an teh uvver (Oscar) finks hez a kitteh. Biiig sook. Wuld sleap awn mi pilolow if ai letted him. Lappy goggie fer shor.

By: catena

catena — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:57:23 +0000

*has en honord*

By: carotte

carotte — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:47:38 +0000

ai lub this! thanks africat　♪…… .. . . …. . . .. . .. ? …. .

By: Jennifffuurrr

Jennifffuurrr — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:47:27 +0000

It taeks eleventy tomes fur Kitteh’s jeeneyology
an moar’n ten toes to cownt up his projenee!
Imajin byeeng birfdae gifts down at teh Kat Toi Marty,
leest sum’ll hav teh saem birfdayt so only needs wun partee.
Good fur him taht they’ll attind Lyfe’s Skool ov Nollij
No wae he cud affurd to sendem awl ta kollij.
Tom’s got teh rite ideer regardeeng parinthood
A clip-ana-snip will dohim a wurld ov tutoring good!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:45:57 +0000

I’ll drink to that!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:39:32 +0000

Cud u point teh dores 2 teh Eest nekst tiem plz!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:38:37 +0000

Juss Googlold MM an her wuz heer awn Jan 4. She sed she had a sad den. Nawt shore iffn dat iz teh lass tiem her wuz heer.

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:28:55 +0000

Fank yu berri mutch, catena, ai fownded it yesterebenning and hab faborited it.

fank uou again for de frending, yu is my frust frend in de cheezeland, and ai is berry happi.

By: catena

catena — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:27:56 +0000

iz ment fur cheezpeeps, aifinkso:

“…adn hez dansun lyk eh kat awn teh stayrs”

By: catena

catena — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:26:28 +0000

ai tryd tu giff yu teh blu linkee tu the Cheez Town Cryer, butt(!) ai iz beun moderaturd!!!
trii dis (pleis tu remoff teh spais):

ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/

it has much intrustun tipz, storeez, adn cheezfrens neuws!

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:26:16 +0000

Yup, de saem sort but dey iz so differint, liek de chork and cheeze.

De likkle girl goggie is berry berry kyoot wen we is out and ebberywun finks she is de gorgus, but she can be de debbil at home, she is berry clebber and gets bored an maeks trubble for me and her brudder.

She not berry impressed wen ai sitz an types on my lapptopop, she saez lapps am for goggies not macheens.

btw her ‘gud’ naem is Quincie.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:25:07 +0000

Yesh! Maks mii feel yung agin!!! “Let teh revels begin, let teh fyres bii started, wiis dancin furr teh restless an teh bwoken harted…”

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:23:24 +0000

homework kitteh needs…tutoring.

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:22:12 +0000

Hai agane, catena.

thanx fur de frenrekwest. Ai habe bin in mai profiel and acsceptid. thxbrymch.

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:21:59 +0000

Sew Rocky can be a nawty boi tehn? U hav anuvver goggie as wel? Saym sawt?

By: catena

catena — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:21:23 +0000

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:19:22 +0000

My profiel goggie is habbing meni names, he iz a ‘Parson Jack Russell Terrier’, well dat wot his papers saez. Wen hi is being gud liek dat day he iz bein called Rocky, wen he iz bein nawt gud he habs udder namez, sum of dem izznt gud for de mixxxed cumpny.

By: catena

catena — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:18:02 +0000

Stretez awf Fiyr!
ai lubz dat sountrak!

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:15:03 +0000

Non ennimor catena, ai yoosed to hab 3 but dey is all libbing in the eternal sunny back garden, I miss dem berri mutch.

I haz 2 goggies nao, itt a long storeh.

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:14:13 +0000

Neeva plz. Blakk onlee. *taeks tee an sipsipsips*
Ai juss bin lukkin at ur wite goggie abbatar awn ur profiel. Iz cyoot. Wat sort ov goggie is dat plz?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:12:09 +0000

Just furr teh yung at hart!

By: catena

catena — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:11:10 +0000

du yu has kittehz, tu, AO?
ai bii sendun yu eh frens rekwest. it bii kumon frum ‘azevedan’
Kthxwelkumtucheezlan!

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:09:55 +0000

Hai OzcatMum
*wipes strawberri preseb from floof on paw and extendz in frenship*

Doo yoo liek mlik wiv yur tee or iz yoo wun of de peeps dat liek lemming in yur tee?

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:05:33 +0000

Sownds delishemuss! Fanku! *extends floofy paw to greet anemoneone*

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:05:01 +0000

You iz berry welkom catena, butt(!) aifinks dat we must gobblol de pnut buttercups berry kwikly becos my likkle girl goggie finks dat dey is fur her. Ai haz fiyted her off, heer yu are.

*nomnomnom*

By: catena

catena — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:00:58 +0000

whi tank yu, Anemonemonemonemone!

By: vinay

vinay — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:00:55 +0000

Butt – no appasble fumbs fore holin bats n balss n stuff wiv.

By: AnemoneOne

AnemoneOne — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:59:39 +0000

Ohai, ebryboddy in cheezeland.

Ai jus got bakc frum de soopershop and the farmshop and hab sitted dwon to eet mii lunch. Ai gotz frehsbayked rye bred and lubbly butter and strwaberri preserb fur anyboddi dat wantz sum.

Fur afta dat ai did bii a pakkit of pnut buttercups, witch ai nebber triid befoar. Dere ar 3 in de pakkit and ai finks datz 2 menni fur me to eet in 1 go. Ennywun wunt to shaer dem adn sabe me from the tummiakes?

O adn ob corse lotz and lotz of cuppa tees.

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:54:31 +0000

Butt(!) ai pwomist tu luv, onner an owbai, nawt be a futtborl coche!

By: catena

catena — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:43:50 +0000

datz wot yu get fur marrien eh krazee kat laydee!

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:35:48 +0000

Ha! Ai red tihs befawr butt(!) ai onlee juss gawt it.

By: poussinboi

poussinboi — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:53:59 +0000

Ar Harrr !! * Muss tel Cweenmj bowt taht; shi did it in onner ob the lolympiks !! *

By: nennepus

nennepus — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:53:08 +0000

akshulleh – a whole lot wud be icee…
and fings that has been iceed….

By: poussinboi

poussinboi — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:52:37 +0000

Maibi hur wurk pyuter borkt; ai donut fink shi had innertoobz at hoam !! * Finkin ob yu, MM !! *

By: nennepus

nennepus — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:51:49 +0000

sorree bout dat – we has nashunul defrost ur freeser-day up heer…

By: nennepus

nennepus — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:50:37 +0000

nose – ai hassunt seen hur for ajis!!! not onda buuk of faysis either!!
*hassa wurry…*

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:50:18 +0000

Nawt shore bout MM – Aifink she wuz awna fyoo daiz ago. So mennee frenz pop in an owt iz eezee 2 looze trakk.
Tummee rumblin – tiem fur lunsh! Bai!

By: OzcatMum

OzcatMum — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:47:14 +0000

Ai liek ur Hobbes abbatar, wolfkit. *nods*

By: Lotus

Lotus — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:44:56 +0000

I can has bluberi smoothy nao? I alredi eated mah cheezburger! Kthx.

By: poussinboi

poussinboi — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:43:42 +0000

BTW, hab yu hurd ennifing frum Mugglemary laitly ??

By: poussinboi

poussinboi — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:41:54 +0000

Ai fort taht wud wawm hur plais up ?? * Hab tu arks hur..*