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Ai’ll bid a hunnerd munneez
congarats anni!
Ah’ll bid a hunnerd an fibe munneez
hunnard an SIX!!
hunnerd an eleben
hunnard 2 10th powers
SOLD tew teh noodle! Gibs me teh munnee nao.
ai wuz hopin 2 pai onna install mentz planz. butt ai finks ai’ll stall furst. *luks arond, runz 2 da piglet banc*. ai finks ai wilz havta stalls quites a bitz moore. Duz u tak creditted cardz? oar amybee caek instedz?
i bidz (n + 1)
*aukshuneer voyce*
hunnerdansix, ai hava hunnerdansix, dew ai heer hunnerdanseben, whooll gib meh a hunnerdanseben
hunnerdaneleben, wii hav a hunnerdaneleben, c’mon fowks, dis vayse izza classik, whool gib meh a hunnerdantwelvity
hunnertanfurrteen (unlukkee fur som) !!
hunnert an PURRRRTEEN!!
big spender, big spender, wii hazza hunnerdanfurteen, hunnerdanfurteen, whool gib meh a hunnerdantwenny?
HUNDERDANTWENNEYAIWUN!!!
HAH!! Current sea chanj!!
WUN LAKH!!!!
*haz an impresst!*
Um, millyun dinars
* haz no idea uv teh valuu, wether shii can affurd it or nawt*
Yoo pik!!
WUn milyun – Algerian dinars = 8,744 BRRRRitish pounds
Jordanian dinars = 911,398 Bps’s
Libyan dinars = 505,663
Serbian dinars = 8,806
AND
Tunisian dinars = 464,561
Ai think ai ar autbid!
How menee dubloons?
Well ~ Ai’m nawt reelee shur . . .
BUTT!!!
Kyrgyzstanian Soms wud bee 14,506 British pounds.
Doubloons are approximately 5 to the ounce. With gold at 1000.usd approximately 100 doubloons comes to 20,000usd and I don’t remember the conversion factor to pounds. (but they are worth a LOT more as collector coins).
Taht wud bee – kwite rufflee – about 31,500 pounds. Just fur teh gold.
So wun dubloon iz 3,150 Birtish pounds??
OOF!
*haz a re-thinkin uv lik lqwid licky supply uv munnees*
*gives bid kard bak tu sails’ assissiiistnant
hunnerdanfifity, in pounz (sew iz moar dan originalolol bid in dollololos)
Rijinul bid wus pownds sterlin!
Iz teh stirling powns better tah teh papyur?
Ai noz ginnesses are teh moar vallulloloable.
Hunnerdantwelvity plus one fresh catnip mowse! I’m all in!
Oh, it grebes me to tells u…
Dub loons is rare and probably naw eggseptiblol currency.
But wif Great Northern and Pacific loons, is probably an eben trade!
*gooses shepmom fur her bad puns*
but dis information is acormorant to wikipedia! it muss be troo!
hunnerdantwelvity, butt (!!!) nawt noz whut will due wif vaze. Maybee let tey kittez playz wif it.
The bidding is gettin hott and hevy! I finskso we needs to has a refreshmints brake, liek some frooty sparkloing watters wif slices of froots and tangerine-frosted kitteh-fayce cukies liek I mayde a thousand (it seemed liek!) for the book launch partee tonite in San Francatsco. All local Cheezpeeps are invited–6 pm @957 Cole Street in SF. Pleeze come!!!
Ohhhh hao nice – an ai wish ai cud com. Alas – yoo ar about 2000 myols away an ai dont think there iz taim . . . Ai havnt eben washed mai hare yet.
Wells, you bettah gets rite on dat if you are going to mayke it (LOLs)!! I hoep we gets a full howse. DadCat is reading from the book and he is all eggcited abowt it!
Sowwy–I mean “The Confessions of a Catnip Junkie” that just got published. Check owt the link to Amazion books in my profile!
*snekez en wyel awl teh biddaz ar nommun*
*siddulz awp tu teevee*
*grabz kitteh vais, putz bottul awf tekeelah en eetz plais adn runz ehwae wifakwiknuss*
dere….dat wil kepe dem busee wyle ai getz safelee ehwae
an kno wun noticifed, cept mii ,an Ai iz wai behin teh cuirve.
put su flours innit…if u dare!
SUM flours
So luverlee!! Butt be carefuls adding flowers!
teehee, GMTA!
Hmmmm – ai think iz wun ov those mekanilol wuns.
See?? Rite heer – where tehes lions ar under teh eers. Yoo press heer – it opens up – yoo insurt teh
AWIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
Wud u liek me 2 cawl teh mediks, Janet? Oar sum fyremans oar bofe?!
purrhaps a pair-o-mediks?
*weeklee*
Thankz annipuss. Maybee bofe wud bee best!
Does duckky taype werk for slashes and bytes? Putt JKH4Ks’ hans into new CHRGs which mysteriously werk for bofe heds AND hans. Whoo knew?
oh thanks, CJ.
leest ai’m nawt bleedink awl ober teh flore enemoar.
So luverlee!! Butt (!) be carefuls adding flowers!
GMTA BluesFan473!! The sharp edjes at the topp of this beautimous vase may cause unanticipated outcomes of bluud!!
a vase dat valublol shud not be sitting on teh TeeVee, aifinkso!
Eneewhares the attention is focused, is whare dat vase wantsta bee!
gud poynt. iz a gud fing dey donut hav a flat-skreen!
oooo donuts agin! *nomnomnom*
wud u laik a donut?
Oh yesspleeze. I wud laik one dat is oldy-fashioned and has a glazee crisphy edje pleeze. And I finkso I will needs a naice drinkee to go wiv, liek frooty sparkloing waddur wiv lemming slaize to cut the greeze(!).
ooo lesse wut ai hav heer
*rummages in teh kichen*
ai hav teh sparkloling watur adn sordid fruit jooces to be adding to dem, ai hazza pommmagranite adn razzzzberry adn orinj adn blooberry adn OH!
ai haz champayne for making mimosas ifn u pleez.
*begins slaizing froots*
Sush a selextion. I can helps? Heer, I brot sum melon slaices, liek cantoloops, waddurmellon, honey-do, Canary mellon (teh favrit of menee kittehs!).
wat a bootiful kitteh, such kleen pritty wite furz an markings!
Iz qwite rare commi comb cumbin mix uv teh zeebra an teh girarfiffity
Iz qwite rare commi comb cumbin mix uv teh zeebra an teh girarfiffity
*narros iiz slietly, finkin shii had awlreddy submitted dis commint*
Dat is ok, AngelW, becuz WP gaved mee the sayme prob earlier in the thred so it luks liek I repeeted maiself. (*Embarrassed fayce**) Won’t you pleeze join me in a delishimous cookie wiv a kyutte kitteh fayce on it?
Ai wuz lukkin at teh hoomin cloz, an gotted, um, distratified.
If dere are cuukies lef, wud enjoi havin wun wif you.
iz a bootiful kitteh, butt(!) it luks laik himz mowf be dripping sumfing… *luks arownd nervusly* is a littlol dis concerting
tats swo coot. dat kitteh ez fwozen.
Iz Feelyn Dinnessy befor er aftur teh Meeng Dinnessy? Dose arteezanz shure paynted beautemous stripys on dat vase. It luks sew reel.
o poo, is wayting moderashun. lets try again:
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Tiffi an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today, an iz also teh burfday ob teh Nite Watchman hoo ob corse takings care ob teh meddow an all teh kittehs an goggies an bunnies an horsies an evreewun else hoo comes tehr (cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/nite-watchman-chroniklolz/). i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, spicy applolsawse cakes, iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, an baloloons to sending to teh meddow for teh Nite Watchman. also goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, bendy junglol aminlol akshun figyurs, kandee, an shiny smiley-face stikkers in many raynbow colurs!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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hapi burfdae, tiffi!
hapi burfdae, tNW….teh kittehz bii preparun eh speshul sillybrashun adn payrad een yur honar!
*goez to teh Princess Mu Meddow an sitz awn teh Bench*
*spredz aut teh big piknik blankee*
*unfoldz teh tablols fur teh caek an drinkz*
*putz out teh payprrr playtes an forks an spoonz*
*cutz sum caek an putz it awn teh playtes.
*hanz teh Nite Watchman a BEEEG slyce ov caek wif aiez kreem an sitz wif him awn teh Bench*
Hmmmm . . . this caek iz REELEE gud, izn’t it??? Itz a grate playce fur a burfday partee – wif awl the kittehs an goggiez playing. An teh bunneez hopping around. An thoze gorgeous horses ober there.
An luk – heer com a LOT ov otter peepl! Hoep we hav enuf caek.
Oh fank you pleeze, JKH4Ks. Oh, an I seez that heer comes Catnea wiv a vase and flowers for the picnic!! I am gettin in lien for sum caek and to shaek hans wiv the Nite Watchman who douz such a good job helpin peeps who has the need for hims comforts. I has a sik kitteh that the docs say is nuffin can do, so we might have to ask the Watchman for his helps to introdooce Fluffball to the others in a too-liddol while. Her liver said “no mas” so we has to fayce the fax. I’d rather not fayce ennefing like that fax!
No, dats Catena, nawt Catnea! Sowwy!
noe worriez. ai maykz dat typoe maiseff!
ai has eh sad fur yur sik kitteh. {{{{{CJ}}}}}
O fanks to CatENa, WildBreeze (naice to meetcha!) and Keshet! Havin the Cheezfrends is a reel comforts becuz I knows that other peeps who lurv the kittehs has to go throo the sads if dey wants to have the happies sumtimes. So I preciate more dan werds can sey that peepz sends the huggs!
Mai goggies are dere, an are teh frenlee tu kittehs.
*looks four rite keeys thru blurrie ice*
Ai haz a mpathee four yur tu-soon loss.
Butt (!) we will seez dem again, wudn’t want to stay in Celing Cat’s home if no otter kittehs (an goggies) were der.
*softlee hums ‘Sum Wear Over teh Raynebow
Blue kittehs fly
Gogs (gotta keep teh meeter) fly over teh rayne bow
And one day, so will I
Ohai! Aww… dose r sad fax…
{{{{Catnip Junkie}}}}
{Catnip Junkie}
mai fiveteen yeer owld goggie Ginny has had ay bad livur fur sevural yeers. shi has dun gud onna speshul dyeit, butt butt ai nohs hur livur mae sai “enuff is enuff” at anityme.
Wut kinda diet? We gives to Fluffball the hoomin babbeh fuds in chicken and she keeps it daon MOST of the tiem.
ai feed hur Science Diet l/d wich is ay loh proteen preskriptsun dyeit frum teh vet. shi cants eet ani aminlol proteen sew ay givs hur soy treets frum tyme tu tyme. lukkeelee shi leiks teh vegitablols sew shi can has awl teh veggees shi wunts. ai du nawt noh whut teh optshuns ar fur teh kittehs, butt butt ai is prettee shur der is ay kitteh vurshun uv teh Science Diet l/d.
Ohai Catnip Junkie
*extenzz flooffeh paw of frendshipp and smilez*
we hazznt met befoar butt(!) my goggie hazza bad libber too, ppoor boi, and he hazz de speshul Hills Prescription Diet for goggies, but I jus chekked and Hills duz kitteh nom too (ppoor boi sayss foodz not nommy but datz anovver probblim an I maeks it az taistee as ai can fur him). Yur aminal doktor shudd be abel to hep yu wiv dis, coz dere mite be moar dan one kinda speshul fuds fur yur kitteh.
Hope dis helpz.
Fanks yuu, AnemoneOne. What a pritty nayme you has. I will aks about the diets so Little Fluffball (who is not so much a ball enneemore) will feels beddur. She is 15 years young neggst month, so we has had lots of fun so far. Hoping to has more to come.
*extends floofy paw of support, friendship, and sorrow for ur kitteh*
My doggie has been through 3 sur juries, radiation, and chemo for her cancer, and her liver was very wonky. Vets and others said sweet potato is very gud for teh liver in doggies.
I don’ noe if it helps for kittehs, but u might check it out. Ai used teh bebbeh fuds wif my girl too, and dey makes organic sweet potato bebbeh fud dat she uvs to lick up.
*sitz onna bench wif Janet adn the Nite Wachman*
*stiks lotsa sordid kullered stikkers onna pritee blu baloon adn hands it to teh Nite Wachman*
Ai fink ai will go bisit Saxon naow. Ai sees him ober dere wif teh odder horsies!
Is dere room too sit by Janet?
Ov corse there iz! It’z a nice big bench!
An wehn teh bench iz full, ai’ve awlso browt lotz of fowlding chayres an stools. An pillos fur enewun hoo wanzt to sit on teh sawft grass.
i can has pillow on bench? *greedy*
dey…dey moduraytid teh burfday fairy??
happee burfday evurywun!
*pix ay powncee bawl*
Ai noe!! It’z – itz. . . awlmoast . . . hao can enewun moderatify teh BURFDAY FAiRY!!! WAHT iz this whrrrrld coming to????
*sloh sad hedshayk*
yup.
Happy Birfday, Tiff an Night Watchman!
***hugs****
**runs to go see Cween MJ**
“No fanks, hunny. Ai wants teh vayse dat’s moar CURVY. Dat wun lukks FAT.”
Is NAWT fat; is floofy!
Kitteh is em-purr-er
TING!! tinkle tinkle tinkle
Luks / sounz lyke yu botted teh vase.
(butt if iz teh kitteh, wud not tinkleb — oh, jesh, it wud)
*reeturns tu her frekwent State uv Confushyun.*
“Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.”
George F. Will
“There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.”
Wesley Bates
eggsellunt justificayshun fur nawt hassing braykablols en teh howse!
That’s teh onliest thing ever said by George Fwill that I agree wif. *nods*
Is there a SPIDER up there!?