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Dass a clebber trikk!
Shor is! U leed teh way agen, Anni. Congashilashuns!
Thx OM!
conga ratz, anni! yu adn OCM bii tyd!
(teh shockee fais kost mii, aifinkso!)
But teh shockee fayce wuz werth it, ai think!
Itz CATURDAY!!!! An heer – in Meeshegun, eneway – teh son iz shyning an teh sno iz . . . sort ov melting. We can haz grownd! Ai hav scene it again wif mai own aeiz!
So – we cud celerybrate wif mai favrit???
Teh COME AZ YOO AR party!
(fur thoz hoo dont noe, yoo tell us – an no fujing! – waht yoo ar – (oar nawt) waring RITE NAO – an tehn bring sumthing taystee to teh partee.
Boofay taylol iz ober there awn teh left – teh wun wif teh brite red cloth wif teh prittee Provencal patturn awn it.
Ai am waring. . . mai bloo nitegown an slipperz.
An ai hav awlreddi put awt teh fresh cawffee wif teh creem an demarara shugar (an skim milk wif Splenda) an a beeg pawt ov Url Grey tee!
An a playte ov blooberree an cheeree muffin tawps. Crispee an crunchee.
Ai lefted teh haus to get crawsonts alreddy, so ai is dressed n jeens an a swetr, but ai wud like to share mai crawsonts wif ebrybuddy!
*puts owt ginormus platr uf buttry crawsonts and blakberi, plum, chairy and orinj jams*
Enjoi, mai lubly peeps!
*scamprs bak to RL*
*rolls in a vat of Nutella to spred on teh crawssonts and some nanners to slice and also have on them or to has sepritely*
I is not waring a space suit or a canoe.
*pondurrs teh meenin ov “space suit” or “canoe” *
Teh canoe that I am not waring is from teh closing ceremonies of teh Olympification Games. Teh space suit is teh one I would have weared if I had been chosen for teh Space Shuttle mission.
Stoopy NASA. Just because some parts go missing, they automatically accuse teh applicant in teh burgular mask. Hmph.
WEEeell. . . did enewun EBBER find teh camera frum teh foto finish frum teh 2008 LOLympix sno bording event??? Hmmmmmm???
U mean that someone from NASA steeled that, 2?
*looks outraged*
Ummmmm. . . . ‘tiz troo . . . ai nebber reelee thot ov NASA doin it. But there wuz a HYOOJ crowd there! VERREE popUlar event. . . Yes!!! Ai a SHUR nao it mussta bin NASA!!
Hoo else CUD it haz bin???
*shrogs*
*camera falls out of no-space-suit*
*picks it up quickly*
*hopes no one noticed*
*purrtenz shee dint see enething*
Issunt it just like NASA to steel it and try to lay teh blame on poor, innocent, LCB?? Owtrageous!
Hmpf! Dat jus confurms my opineeon ov teh NASA. Nawt goin bak tu teh moon, wanna stop buildin teh spacey station, noe new shututle programmmm, noe goin tu Mars… Pfffttt!!!
AfriCat!! Mai bruther just rote a brlley ant column saying zactallee this fur ar lokal paypurr. An ai share this outrage!! WAHT ar tehy thinking????
Ebreething taht haz bin lerned in teh Spayce program haz repayd us menee taims ober fur hao much it cawst!!
Pfffffft!! PFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!
LOLCATBURGLAR!! Halp!! Ai cant member rite nao! Waht izzit that goez wif “Poopeehed”
Ah – wuz it “boogerbutt??”
*lukz a littlol puzzloled*
Did yoo just roll in teh vat ov nutella – an tehn roll awn teh croissantz so tehy had teh nutella awn tehm??
Oar did yoo roll – az iin POOOSH – teh vat in??
Haha. Ai red it two! An ai ass yoomed it waz teh nawt-sekkund wun! *wispurrs* ai waz juss nawt going tu hav a croissant wiv nutella an leev it tu teh un-nowing peeps!
LCB must be careful so taht pedators don’t come fur teh nutella.
w w w.you tube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo&feature=related
Shii rowled herself in teh stickee, nawt?
ooo Nutella!
hay! whi is der hare en teh Nutella? dyd sumwun roll en et??
Swopses cuppa tee and abuttery crumpitt (on talblol downthread)for cawfee and blooberry muffin, tahts my faborit kind ob muffin.
*speeks wiv mouf full* fank u berry mutch JanetCanHas4Kittehs.
Ai aer warin grey trowzers an a dark red swettur. Fur noms Ai offur bakun’n'cheezburgers an Amstel bier.
*comes in from the kitchen, without the apron I just wore*
ohai!
is almost evening here – ai is wearing black trousers, a white an bayje striped top and bloo socks wif kittehs on…
Ai brings a pan of lemming bars – supposedleh looking like these: ht tp://www.lottieanddoof.com/2010/02/lemon-bars/ – butt (!!) i donut think i “curdled” mah lemming curdlol eenuff!
impashuns – their mine, all mine!!
Impashunz ar wun ov mai favrit flours!! Ar yurs blooming nao??
if its mah karaturr trait – yes mah impashuns is blooming…
as for the botaniklol kind – nose – we still has 3 feets of snoe… but I will put sum in mah flour-pots this summer!
Ai hav awn mai bloo denim shawts – agen – an a bloo-wiv-flours singlit top. No shoos. *finks bakk* Ai mai hav had tehse saym cloves awn fore teh lasrt partee. Ai doo chaynj an hav a shouer sumtiems, reelee.
Ai wil bring sum lamingtins wiv creem.
I has already been outdoors and has on bloo jeans and multi-colored knt top in japanese- inspried floral pattern. Drinking thé des moines from Le Palais des Thés. My nu favorit tea and I am happy to share. Also, nice crispy- cooked Beligian waffuls wif stramberries and cream.
Oooooo!! waffuls!! stramberriez an creem.
WHERE UZ taht Dawn Key!! She shud bee heer!
Ai iz wearing mah usual monastic black. Doggie is wearing her collar and some of her breakfast.
*…brings in huge plate of very hot buckwheat woofles with blooberries and whippy cream…*
I’m late to the partee … aktually got up early and did errands, so am wearing jeans, sneakers, and white sweater … and bringing olallieberry jam for any muffins, toast, and krosants dat anyone else brings.
ohai O&P!
long tiem – no see!!
*joinks a kroasan*
purrfect just befoar taconite dinnertiem
Ai haz awn teh standard unnerwear fur teh wimmins, plus teh warm unnderwearz, den turtulololneck shirt an cotton swetter over. Den nyce neu goosedaon vest.
An teh sockies and Corks Cri dos cumfurtabo9lolo fings on feetz.
Also haz a hungree.
*runz awf tu fix curree* Mmmmmm
*leeves lil drool spotz, swipez at dem wif tayle as runz out
- nawt verree eefu effuct iffctu workin verree well -nawt*
Thx catena!
Is I too late? I has deep dish nommy pizza. I wearing black slacks and a white top wiff snazzy sprinkley shiney fings on the top, where I CAN KEEP MY EYE ON DEM.
Ahem.
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Yoo ar NEBBER too layte.
Hmmmmm deep dish pizza!! YUM!!
An afterwerdz, we can haz um ov teh wafflols wif teh stromberries an creem!
Ooooh! A wainbow!
Why U luk so surprized?
Nawt sir prized. Ai lubb wainbows! Akshurlee ai nebber seed wun onna kitteh befawr….
I finkso dat because rain and kitteh not go so good togeddur.
iz dat wot liez et teh end awf teh raynboe?
Kittehs doan’t lie – dey tell teh troof! (wen it soots dem…)
Yeap, on teh goggie…
A pot ov ??????
gold??? But itz stinkeeeeeee!!!! 
awnlee wen dey ben eatun teh krisums ornehmunt tred, teh wae mai Joe duz!
Pretteh kitteh
Wud dat maek de littah bocks pretteh tu? mebbe?
Taht wuld be a nais chaynj!!
*goes to chek teh litterbawkz*
Hmmmmm. . . .
*chekks az well* Nup. Noe wainbows. Juss…. poop.
Ohai, JanetCanHas4Kittehs, haz yu washded yur handses afta de littah bocks?
O yais, *extends clean an floofy paw in frendshipp*
Haz we met? Aidonfinkso. Hwo du yu du?
I haz lotz of cuppa tees and hot crumpitts wiv drippy butter and hunney, may I gives yu ssum?
*drip drip drip*
Taeks AnemoneOne’s floofy paw. Nice to meechu too!! An ai ar VERREE verree fine today!
*dry dry dry*
THERE!!
An hawt crumpitts wif drippee budder an hunney souns reelee yummee. Thanks!!
You aer berri welcum. Ai aer s0 berri glad you is habbing a gud dayi todai. It iz sunni & fein here and dat maeks such a differentz too hao ai r feellin an ai hopez yor wedder iz gud 2.
O hay! It’s teh prysma-kitteh!
Heheh.
*Earrree mewsik*
Just waht ai wuz thinking!!
*getz teh gooseebumps*
*wraps Janet inna cheezblankee* Heer yu goe! Noe moor shiverin!!!
Thankz AfriCat!! LCB an ai hav a spookee mindmelddee thing goin awn.
*snugglolz into teh sawft cheezblankee*
Oh hay! It’s teh me! BC wif prysms, uh-huh yep!!! Sumwun been sneeking arown taking picshurs uv me? Hm? Hmmm????
Yu r teh very luvely, p-k!!!!
Itz a reelee nice foto ov yoo, ai think! Yoo ar nawt smiling tho. Izzit fur a passyport???
*smiles an shows lotsa sharp pointee whyte teef* Peeps get nerbuss when ai smylol! Dunno whai!
SOL (snickrz awt/out lawd)
Welll – yoo noe – theze daiz wif awl teh cameraz in teh shellfones – it cudda bin enebuddee.
Akshullee, ai gots tu go — off tu get moar fabrics fur teh making uv kitteh toys, ai almost owt!!! Ai just cud nawt let this wun pass wifowt saying ohai.
Hugs n hedbonks!!!!
*runs awf*
*waivez tu deh PK* bai!
O, teh luvlee beeg eyes!!!!
Purrrainbow!
Where’d mah Skittles go…?
yule sii dem ehgen, aifinkso!
****sniffs de air, slowlee shaking hed****Nun a mai kittehs left a wainbow, eder. I did just put chococat waffels an caramel banana syrup on boofay table, plus some noms for kittehs.
ooh, nomz!
ohai mellymom, ai doan fink wii haz met. *eggstends floofy paw uv frendships*
*stans in teh lion behind bluesdan473 to greet mellymom3*
A lion?? Git in teh car Janet!!
Hey hey hey, lions be frendleee. No need to gets in car to hyde frum them….
Rite!!
Ai ment ~ *stans behine booklion behin bluesfan473 to gree mellymom3*
Luvly to meet u *twirling tail around your leg*
*raisez pawz for hi five* I wuvz frends!
Dis bee givin a hole noo meenin tew taht ad kampaine….an noe, ai doan wanna taist teh rayneboe
Sorri all de cheezepeep wot is snedding me freinrekwestz but ai iz onna tellingbone wiv mai IRL besfrend and are habbing trubble to do 2 fings at wunce. Aize bin and aczeptid dem nao, plsthx.
Ohai Anemone, hoap ur frend is otay.
*holds owt floofy paw uv frendships*
*holz owt flooffypaw wiel tryin to takl to BF on tellingbone*
Hwo do you doo Bluesfan473. She is tellingme dat she haz de gowt, ooo dat’s paynful. She normololly taeks longtimes onna tellingbone, mite be 2 howers yet. I bee bak, liek Arnie.
Ohai bluesfan473, ai tryed to repli befora but(!) finks it gotz lozt sumwares.
*holds owt flooffeh paw uv frendshipp*
Ai’ll be bak (liek Arnie) but mai BF is telling me dat she haz de gowtz. OOOO, paynfull.
ohai anemoneone!
*eggstends floofeh paw of frendship*
no wurries – u tawk tawk tawk tu ur RL friend furrst!!!
We kan wait
Hallooo, is mee bak agin. Tellingbonecorl finnisht nwo. Pore BF gotta porly nee.
So, too doo fings propaloly
*extenze flooffy paw ov frendship to nennepus*
Pleesed to meetchoo nennepus.
Pleese to be excyoosing me nao wiel ai feeds an water(!) de goggies. An feeds and water(?) myslef.
ooo! ai wunt ay raynboh tabbeh!
aczually… iz iu mix al de colorzs u makez bruwn!!! hahaha lovz thiz picz…
Dis mah Navi’ avatar, I is a big elebenty feet tall kitteh, don’t be messing wid me
Ohai TK. AI doo liek ur ‘bloo screne ov deth’ LOL.
An tihs nyoo abbatar.
fanks ozcatmum! We is finally habing a gorgeous day in gnu England, it beez sunny and byootiful
Roy G Biv wuz a kitteh?? Hoo noo????
Himz nikk naym waz Violet?
Rainbow kitteh…ate my skittles…
I don’t get it.
Heer. Go luk at this one.
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/04/i-poop-rainbows/
Just copynpaste in yur browser an bee shur to cloase teh spayce between teh
h tp.
It’z wehn sumthing iz so cyoot it eben poops raynbows.
X ray kitteh glows in the kolor of da rainbo!
ROFL! Yes, this cat is part unicorn… please don’t ask which part.