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Iz NAWT guilty!
So u sez…wayrz teh ebidens??
ai eated it.
tehee
wele bii teh judj awf dat!
*kittehz klime entu jure bocks*
*goggeez sit in teh prosekyooshun seetz*
conga ratz, grantski! yu ledez teh parayd!
Is a foar-way makramay!
*dans-dans-grantskileedstehbrayd-dans-dans*
Off to the Tie Boutique?
butt(!) awf korse!
ai didn no wii cud rides horsies….. *putz onn da bifocals* oh, nebber mindz.
Iz guilty ub luuuuuuuvin dis splorty kitteh.
Kafleen! yoo are heer! did yoo gradumicate urly? or do tehy let yoo yoose teh pyooters in rehab? win dotter #2 was there, cud nawt eben haz ceallphone!
But ai doan has no munneez (oar cheezburgers)!
letz awl danz 2 da jailhous rok.
Laik tihs? h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpzV_0l5ILI
Mynd teh gap…..
dat wuz a blast frum da past. fanks 4 da linkage.
cuz ai kent du teh tyem
silli, itz 5:06 pm…
soe wisch iz eet? 5:06, oar 5:07?
0ar 8:10…
Donut du teh cryem if u cantz du teh tyem.
gmta, haz bofe dotters boyfrenz in teh bighouse, am habbin a happy an a sad fur this lol. (they did nawt hurt ennybuddy or do nuffin reel bad, sigh!, just stoopy!)
ai didn du nuffin. ai wuz fwammed…..
tell eet tu teh judj!
…adn a beri nyse pikshur u mayks!
duz u liek da doubel matting?
Beri nyse dubbul-on-tone-deyr.
*blushes pinks*
Dis iz profilin’!
noe, iz ful-fais, aifinkso!
ai heer teh trayn a comin’; is rollin’ ‘rownd teh bent,
an ai ain’t seed teh sunshyn sinse ai don’ noh wen.
ai’z stuk at Folsum Prisun an tyme keyps draggin’ on.
butt dat trayn keyps rollin’ on doun tu San Antone.
ai skratchd eh man een Renoe wonse
jus tu watch himz crai
oh, toofunny! ai saw Coccoon today, teh movie vershun, nawt teh teebee won? was a seen, ware, snerk, teh 3 mens wuz coming out uv teh pool teh furst tyme, an tawkin abowt ‘boaners?’ an won sed, “iz lyke steel! a CAT cud not skratch this won!”
Iz Walter frum the last lol, the long paw of justice finally caught up with himz
him luks sew yung. wuz Mavis robbin teh cradul??
git ‘em yung and train ‘em rite!!!
OHai, mai leej, wisht ai nu dat muxh sunur.
Snerk….Ai haznt hurd taht n a lawng tyme!
Nawt taht ai hav scene… Sit? mebbeh… beg? mebbeh… cleen up teh haus? hahahahaha.
Of course
Mavis , da kuugur.
Kuugurs needs lubs tu,aifinkso.
>^;^<
Why iz walter the one in Jail den? o.o
dis is Waltur in himz younger dayz, himz wuz bad boi since his yuth
cuz uv teh enherunt injustiss en teh sistum.
Ai is bein repressed! Duz u see dem repressin meh?!
nauw wii sii teh violinz enherunt een teh systum!
Ohai Grantski! Gud tu sea u. Congrats on leedin teh wai.
WIN!
Is guiltee onlee of bein teh kewts!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Uh-oh, DRz daon agin! Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy DRz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds DR tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Okay, thanks a milyun, AngelPlume!
*brings a stuffed bun-bun furr comfurtts*
…sigh! wish yoo had bin awn teh tr0ll’s surjimiklol teem!
Lets mah kitteh go!!!!
Mozez kitteh!
Ohai. umm Grantski, if are still awn? cangrabshoolaces! an…has sume ovver funny stuffs to say, ifn yoo are still here? Iz about Grandma…but! donut worry! iz teh gud gud gnus!:wink:
smiley-fail, but!!! ai posted bloo! and, fur teh furst tyme in 2 weeks, did NAWT git eeted! uh-oh, smileys nawt werkin naow, :sigh!:
Mebbe a spayce befour teh nawt sekund colon? Ai trize it
Yep – dat werked
fawtso wuz spozed to take owt teh spacees? has always werked before, heer, I trize sum diffrent fings…
: wink : :wink :
Lazt won winz!
…an, assoomes doctor poze, wif teh glasses slid down teh noze, “how do yoo feel abowt taht? hmmm?” takes owt pad for teh note-takin…
…sigh, nesting fail, teh won wuz spozed tew be afore teh otter…iz weerd, fur 2 weekweekweeks, ai cud nawt poast bloo, or it gawt nommed. naow, ai can poast bloo, but weerd stuff happens win ai do…
*sunny britens!*
iz cauz fur teh disabilolity ifn ai iz teh crazy? an, an! why wud sunny be crazy” ummm…doktor? yore thawts?
‘k, teh won wif no spacees werked, just like ai (thawtos) did before. wuz teh operator errorrerorr! fankees, Tchr, yoo haz truly tawt an appreshyatib stoodint tinyte!
Yu iz teh gud stoodint!
*gifs gold starrr*
Basement kitteh made me dood it. ***wondering if stripez makes me look fat***
Kitteh nawt luk phat!
Ohai, mellymom3!
*Eggstends floofy paw ov frenship*
Aiz onlee okay shun alley heer, butt(!) nyce to tawk to nuu frens!
*Purrs*happy to maik yur akwaintance!
how could any kitteh wif dis fais bez guilty uv anyfina? Huh? Pweeze, ai nawt bad kitteh. Just habing sum fun.
*whipsurs: espesially pingers dat cannawt type. Shuld be “anyfing”*
Hokay, Ai furgif yu dis tyme butt(!) doan effer dooit agin!
…probly hazta go naow, teh lawndry iz beepin and teh dishes are smellin…
“are yoo hongree, sweethart?’ sez sunny
“oh yes, ai cud eeteeteet!” sez taht tr0ll
“oh, let me cuk yoo a gudgudgud dinner,” sez sunny
*sunny proceeds tew rattle-dem-pans an cuk up a gudgudgud dinner*
“heer yoo are, sweethart, iz a gudgudgud dinner for yoo!” sez sunny brytely!
*tr0ll takes a bite heer, a bite there, yawns hyoojly*
“ok, ai am going tew teh bed naow,” sez teh tr0ll
“did yoo nawt like your dinner?” sez sunny, carefully hiding her disappointment and eggzasperation
“oh, yes, wuz gud, ai took a byte uv ebberyfing, am just nawt too hongry,” sez teh tr0ll.
“ok, sweethart, be in teh bed in a bit,” sez sunny, grinding her teef and finking uv going tew teh tearoom to smash sum fugly mugs…
“love yoo, babe,” sez teh tr0ll
“love yoo tew,” sez sunny, and wanders off tew teh tearoom, glaring at teh dishes and lawndry…
{{{sunny}}} Is hard sumtiems wen teh pardner oar kidlets is nawt tehmsalfs. Iez ar hongree, brayn finks hongree, “yesyesyesplz!” Taek a fyoo bytes, tummee ses nawt hongree enny moar. Nobuddees fawlt. Just is.
fankees, OM, an..this poast wuz teh best/worst, has been up teh hiway tew teh dotters’s howses today, and BOFE uv them’s boyfrends are in teh hoosgow, nawt fur ennyfing reely bad, just stoopystoopystoopy! dotter #2′s ex libs in teh apt complex next door tew dotter, an she gotta wiled hare, an wuz drunk, an cawled teh law, an, turns owt, dotter’s apt, ware he haz been libben fur monfs an monfs, iz only 660 yards frum her apt, an teh restraining order sez 1000 yards, so him iz in jail…
an, dotter #1′s ex called, an sed, oh, teh gurls need clothes, so, dotter had gotted her tax back, and went an bawt them TONS uv gnu clothes, cuz that iz how this dotter iz, awl hart an no, well…
and her and boyfrend went togevver to drop them off, and police wuz wating, they accepted teh gnu clothes, and arrested boyfrend for violating…blablahblah…was just STOOPY! fur my dotters and teh bf’s tew be doing that. but. They gnu teh law and disregarded it, and ai haz NO sympathy fur the guys, but only fur my stoopy dotters.
And please let me clarify, I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR MEN WHO VIOLATE RESTRAINING ORDERS! I had one against my first husband, and there was a reason. But, in both of these cases, the ex-wives were calling a lot and saying, pleese come over, I am sad, I have no money, the kids miss yoo, the kids need clothes…and BOTH guys were paying ther court ordered child support, and doing their pee-tests, and staying clean and sober and non violent! BUT! they both knew they had restraining orders, and were stupid to make contact!…but…but! ai am just saying, it makes me mad and sad on so minny levels, because I know that both dotters are raising kids by themselves, and both dotters paid money out of their own pockets to “stand by their man” and help with child support when the guys were out of work, to keep them out of jail, and both dotters bought clothes and food above and beyond, because that is the kind of women they are, and now, both of them are paying…
*sunny climbs up on her verrry verrryverrry big soapbox……*
So, awl ai am saying is this, IF YOU ARE A MAN, AND YOUR PREVIOUS WOMAN HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU, STAY AWAY FROM HER AND THE KIDS! I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM, HOW MUCH YOU THINK THEY NEED TO SEE YOU, JUST STAY AWAY!!! AND PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT!!! AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE SENDING OVER “A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA,” YOU HAVE FRIENDS! SO HAVE ONE OF THEM DROP IT OFF! ‘K? ‘K? ‘K?
And, if you are a woman, and your boyfriend has an ex hoo haz a restraining order, KICK HIZ @SS IF HE EVEN THINKS ABOUT CALLING HER OR GOING TO SEE HER OR THE KIDS!
And, if he is too stupid to understand the words, “restraining order,” please go on with your life, and do not beat yourself up, you are not his keeper, he is all grown up!
*sunny climbs back down, puts the soapbox away, and goes off to do her dishes.*
{{{sunnyhuckle}}}
{{{{{{{Sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}
OH! Grantski! ai just wanted tew be tellin yoo taht my nefhew, Grantly, went tew Grandma’s finally! Him had teh flu, but gabe her a nice dinner and minny munnies! and, cangrabshoolaces awn yur nawt-sekond! schmooooz!
Dare Dare nao Sunny…*pitty pat litely onna shoder* Git it awl owt, vent. Sumtymes to taking a brisk wok halps wif teh pleh fellings. Iz wen ai do mai bestest hows kleenin, den wen awl dun, plum warn owt *sigh*
sawry, shud haz bin on teh tearoom, and is now, am nawt crazy-mad, just, frustimakated! did nawt meen to skare evverybudddy awf! was just, taht kitty, and ware ai haz bin awl day, well, sumtymes sunny needs her sope-bocks, in hopes ov (venting, yes) but also letting peepul noze, tew, just, pleez, donut be stoopy.
“this haz bin a public serviss annownsemint, ok, pleese-and fankeez and sawry!”
…and…gitting teh dishes dun wud halp teh most, fankees fak, iz awf tew teh kitchen naow…schmooz tew awl, and, pleez hab a happy caturday nyte!
Nawt has to being sawry!!! Ebuddy hads teh yukky day wuns inna wile, Cheezefrens can has teh unerstandings {{{sunnyhuckle}}} <3
Heers a kweshun: Ai yooshally go awn teh nyoos websites (News.com.au etc) witch iz lowcal foar mai contree.
Juss wunderin wat ar sum ov teh nyoos websites u peeps lukk at eech dai?
I likez “the onion” iz satirical and funny.
ohai, OzcatMum! ai enjoys tawkin abowt maiself, so forgib me ifn dis is tew much infermashun, but u DID ask…
ai goes to opb dot org, witch is teh public radio for teh stayt uv Oregon (ai yoosed to liv der, OPB is teh best in teh country!)
adn ai also wach teh daily show on comedy central dot com (hay, itz got noos!)
adn ai go tew gawker dot com (be carful der, it can be… nawt for teh faint of hart)
other dan dat, ai juss googlol wut ai want to no.
I lubs da daily show too. Probly nawt get in Awstrailia. Too bad. *Runs to gawk at gawker dot com.*
Can get enny if tehy ar awn teh intertoobs, warebber ai lib.
Thx gaiz. Tehy awl lukk ineresting.
do tell meh wut u tink ob dem ifn u luks! adn sorry ifn it iz… tew… shocking.
Nawt shocking! Funny!
Do you no abowt the onion?
ai do! iz teh ufny, most uv teh taim! ai am a conni sewer uv satire, aifinkso.
Had a lukk. Nawt shocking at awl. Tehy ar awl kwite diffren frum teh nyoos ai been lukking at ober heer – sryus nyoos. Ai nevver thot ov lukking forew funnee nyoos sites. Iz naiser tahn teh ‘nawmal’ wuns! Ai lyk teh onion.
ufny noos is teh leest depressing, aifinkso. adn ai is glad u donut finkso it iz shocking. ai has a werry abowt it. Teh innernet can be scary!
Ai haz 2 bois ayjd 23 an 25 an ai fosted a 15 yr old. Nao tehm waz skerry!
{{{{{{{pj}}}}}}}
haz nawt tawked in long an long! wut yoo doing up so late? and, wut is gawker?
{{{{{sunny}}}}} I bin in self imposed exile….You should no I iz alwayz up late! Look up thred alittlol fer gawker context. Schmoos!!
yoo wuz in orygon? schmooooz and schmooooz!
oHAI sunnyhuckle! {{{{sunny}}}}
ai wuz, in PDX, until August 2009. Ai left for AZ to go tew skool. Ai misses it sew much! Ai will miss teh smell ob teh daphne on teh cleen spring air, all teh silly hipsters wawking der dogs on teh waterfrunt at teh first chance ob sunshine…. *sigh* U iz in Oregon, tew, isn’t u?
Ai met a man frum Oregon in Perth, West Aus larst week. He waz wiv hiz grandsun awn a lolidai heer. Waz verry frenlee.
Oregonians are sum uv teh frendliest peeps in teh USA, in mai eggs perients! Ai wud laik to visit Australia sumtime, ai hav heerd der are sum berry frendly peeps der, tew!
Yes. Tehre ar menny hoo wil welum u if ur a bizziter heer. U juss sai “g’dai” an tehy wil yooshallee hav a chat. Speshlee if tehy ar mee!
oh yesyesyes…ai sends yoo teh smell uv teh daphne, ai haz one in my yard, becuz they smell so wundermus, and iz the furst tew bloom! They smells so gud, uv corse yoo miss! and teh flowering quince in the front yard, not much smell, but wundermus color! and, my daffodils and hyacinth are blooming, and I has some crocus in teh fridge, oh! my! needs tew get them out, was making them bloom by tricking them in teh fridge, but the reel wons are blooming in the yard…how could you not miss oregon? I came here from the midwest, but donut miss the snows and icees!
The furst tyme my dotter #2 came to visit, we were driving thru the Willamette valley to Molalla, from the airport, and she eggsklamed (was in June!) “it smells just like a pine tree air freshener!” Made me lafflafflaff!
hehee! fankees for sending me teh springee thoughts *leeky eyes* oh, enjoy teh spring for meh, sunnyhuckle. ai lubs teh spring. it comes ebbry yeer, no madder wut, adn ebbryting is noo agin.
oh, yes, new is good. {{{{{{{KaiEm}}}}}}}
{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}
iz past mai bedtaim, sunny. good nite! schmooooooooooz
Kitteh cannot afford atterny; wun wil be appointed fer himz.
Hope everbody hadz happy caturday.
NOBUUUDEEE NOES TEH TRUBBLOL IFE SEEEEN! *singsingsing*
Ohai Noofa. Nais singin!
ohai! nais tu meetchu! *offurspaw*
*shayks aoourd paw wiv own floofy paw* Nicetumeetchutu. U nyoo heer?
*offurd* brayn freez!
* Offurz OCM a nyce cup ob tee !! *
Hello!! U dint get woshed awai tehn?
*sips tee grateflee*
No, wi didnut get enni moar reign larst niet at mai hoam. Berri patchee, sum plaissis got 70mm nd sum 15mm yeztudai !! Iz reynign agin nao nd sowking intu teh graond; ai wish ai had gawt sum rayn tanx bai nao
!! Iz rawng tu sea it go daon teh drayn !! Perf mus braik teh draot berri suun …. 
* sips oan cub ob tee *
Ai hav sumtiems thot ov getting a raneworter tank butt(!)…well…
Teh raydar mayks it lukk as tho ur getting draowneded rite nao! An teh nyoos ov cors ses “Melbourne” waz fludded wiv a big stawm an moar comming tonite.
G’day ‘ow ar ya?! tu all teh frends in Oz!!!
‘ow yar goen, mait, orlrite ?? * G’dai AfriCat
!! *
Wotcha duen tudai ??
Jus fine tanks! Gots a writing class tu teech naow, … wundurr if i shud teech dem LOLspeek?!?!
Prolly nawt
!! BTW, wot dai/daze yu nawt wurkign ??
Heheh. Wy nawt?!
G’dai, AfriCat. Howz teh desurt tudai? *looks around own yard*
Ai fink ai noe taht anser!
G’dai OM, PB an AC!!
AC said the desurt wus green!!!
*wunder iffen he will get pics before it’s not green anymoar… and pics of the bebbeh camelols..*
We can has less water dan usual too – but only because it’s so cold that the snoe stays on top of the layks, an no innem…
* Office Nenne a cup ob tee !!
*
ooh – fankies!
Ai gawt lawtz ob snikerz tu shair !!
!! *
* Yuud bi a fuul nawt tu hab wun
ht tp://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/07/Snicker%20T.jpg
*yoinks a snikr*
at wurk Ai is mr. T – ai is scrum-master for mah team – and ai keep the bad guys away
Ohai Nennepuss! Gud moarning tu u.
lubbleh moarning – just finnished mah sekkund brekkfust – waiting for morning tee!
Wuts for dinner?
yes. at furst ah wuz juz lovin teh LOLs…but den….cheezpeepz seemd so sympato…sympati…uuhm….nice
Awwl Ai sed wus “Duz yur hed go altehwai to teh tawp ob yur helmut?” Sheesh; Inglish pleesmens has no sense ob hyoomer!
mebbeh his ellivaytur dussint go rite to the top of his head either? bad combo dat… no humoor and no ellivaytur…
Ai iz fine; yu is fine; wot awl tish tork bowt payen teh fine meen, tehn ??
* Duz enni pleaseman hab a scent ob huuma ?? *
Oh yes! Ai wus stawped bai teh pleesmen, fur dryvin juss a teensy bit too farst. Tehy axes me “Enny reesun yu wus dryvin so farst?” an Ai sed “Ai sry; Ai wus wotching teh traffik an nawt mai speed” an teh pleesmen sed, “Wot? wotching it dissamapeer inn yur reervyumirrer?!”
Ai thort it wus ufny, eben tho Ai did get free poynts anna fyn!
Taht wuz teh ufny !! Sum ob owr staitz hab dubblol teh poyntz awn lolidai lawng weke weke enz !! (Iz wun heer nao)
!!
!! * arnt wi awl 
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Adn dubblol teh fienz tuu
* PB duz nawt lib in sutsh a stait nd
haz nawt bene cortiz a cairful driber“i iz innocent!!”
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The jig is up!