
Crap! Here he comes…! Think, kitteh… … …What would MacGyver do?
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Crap! Here he comes…! Think, kitteh… … …What would MacGyver do?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Elreydelleon via Our LOL Builder
Run!!!!
aiz rite behindz u an nightyshades annipuss sweetspea an theatricalWL. wii awl runz aweigh wif quiknesses pufff, puff, karefuls ebbery1! donut trips oar wii’ll awl endz up inna floofy jumbel.
*trip* *THUD!!!*
sawry!
ooh noooooooo!
da floofy 6 kitteh pileupz iz undderweighs.
**dustz bunniez, whiscers, pointyends awl rowlling down thread**
an thus begins anudder dai inna cheezeland.
*untanglols cheezpeeps*
*dust offa pat pat pat*
*fyndz floofy blankees*
Sawry fer mai klutzy!!!
Iz orrite TW. Blaym teh goggie.
weight! haz u sceene annipuss an sweetpea?
*reacez inna floofy pileupz an pulz dem outz*** u okai?
*wayves cheezburger smellin sawlts unner noseys*
Stay wit us!!! Anni?! Sweetpea?!
Larst tiem ai sor sweetpea she had a cannatoona. Mebbeh fownd sumwear kwiet tu eets it bai hersalf!
lettz hed down thread an c iffin des okay.
OMG!
weres nightshadys 2.?
aiz reely worriedz nowz. **nose inna air… snff, snifff, sniffff**
dem 3s stil unnda da floofy pileupz? ai donut smellz hidz noor hairz of dem.
OH NOES!!! We needz a serch partee!
Ai bee goin tu bed – iffn ai see tehm tehre ai wil giv u a cawl. Nite.
aaaaaahhh sleeps well ozcatmom.
ai fink wii mite haz 2 luk 4 dem onn caturday.
iz att werk an bests 2 finishs mii projet. plech – werk makes mii looni.
TWL iz uptz 2 u, unlessen u needz a nap.
kthkbi4now..
Ar yoo shur it wuznt a cannashwimps??
If so – sheez ober teh fence an nomming sumware!
fanks
ai wont worri enimor. da shrimps takez prioritie.
wii kan luk 4 da shrimpys heds caturdai.. probly annipuss, sweetpea an nightshayde wil b at da endz ob da trails.
U will come up wif sumfin!
Ohai NS, Anni, Sweetpea, TW an Noodle. We hazza 6 way watebberitscawled. Lets bee awf tu teh sillybrateree drinkee funkshun. Deres shamplain, jooses an canny pays wiv shwimp an olibbs!
aiz bringinn da soupz 4 awl. alsew crakers an chetter chees. annz kosher dil pikels 2 cher.
Ai wil donayte sum crabancheezy wontons to teh sillybrayshun!
Yum!
adn ai has brot indibidulol peetsas, adn a boofay uv awl sordid tawpengs soe peeps kan putt awn enneefing tehy laik … adn wif peetsa tehre msut bih sordid sodaz (diet ifz yu purr fur), iceytee, adn beer (inklooding nawn-alkohawlick beer ifz yu laik).
Ofangku Italiana. Ai wuld bee having a middynite snakk – sept itz 2.20am!! Juss wun littlol pees mebbeh. An juss wun littlol glarss ov ginja beer aifink.
Um… Panik?
Noe panikanni. Howz taht anklol goin? U havin sum nais sunnee dais tu wark tu teh shawps in?
The anklol wuz broked in 1976! It haz nawt bean teh saem sinse den!
We haz sunshyne, but it iz stil cawld -2C erlee dis mornin.
something rly creative involving canopener
Kitteh says: don’t just stand there with those opposablol thumbs, McGyver, open da toona, give the contentz to moi, then frow da can at teh ebil doer pestering me.
U can yuse teh lid to flash sunlite into the ebil doers ize.
ooooooooo i like teh way you fink!
ai needz a payper clip an dat stringy toi!!!
ai bee makin a grappuling huk to git ober teh fence
Guud plan! Kan ai borro that grappulin huk fer a bit daown the thred?
eggsellent MacGyvering!
runnnnnnnnnnn aweigh…………………
Ruuuun!!!
No run Ozcatmun I will protect you.
Ofanks, 5 Eags. Mai heroe. Butt(!) watifitzabare!?
Mai nawt-sekkund cawment dint show up rite awai, sew ai mayd teh sekkund wun, tehn it did.
I see what you mean.LOL You like me have a shuddering problem, kidding.
Got sum chewin gum?
*passes over some ABC gum to 3km*
*5 eags pulls out duck tape,comb,pantyhose,crutch. …builds a sling shot.*
but go ahead and launch the goggie if that’s what you had in mind…
I just build it and they will come and operate it.
pew pew pew *shyoots goggie wiv littlol stonee fings*
RUN! PETA SAW THAT!
Y run? teh goggie started it.
Oh, he did? >:O *pew pew pew* I fink Ozcatmum had good idea.
Butt(!) ai misst! On porpoise ov cors. Juss skerrin teh goggie awai.
But nobuddy sed it was a goggie, did dey??
Coulda been teh vet…
Why blaem teh poor goggie? Vet muchmore scary!!
I cant fink of which is worse, Vet’s Pointy ends, or teh Goggie’s Pointy Ends.
Nais kitteh! Iz tihs teh Mainly Coon tiep? We nawt hav tehm in Aus taht ai hav scene. Hansum.
Yeppers! Just like my bridge kittehs…they are bootiful aminals…
Can I come too?
Love macGyver, yummy.
>^;^<
Kun kats to awl. Took abit to c the lol(stoopy smart[duh]fone)
You can’t eat Macgyver?
GMTA 5 Eags. Aifinkso she dussen meen yummy liek taht.
You could, but it would be bony and against the law
What does she mean then? *5 eags almost in tears.*
I dunno, with a little whipped cream, might be kinda tasty…
That disturbs me on a number of levels.
LCV- leads CP to Nawty barn- Grantski, shud u joyn us?
no, no, ill be fine.
I dont think I know who Teho is, could you enlighten me?
Him wuz a freekwent poster an berry clebber – still plais heer, sumtiemz, but nawt offn naow.
If I see him, I’d love to say hi!
I fink she means that the Macgyver character is attractive to her eyes, not her taste buds.
She probably hasn’t tested the latter…
*joins lcv and cp in teh NB*
Hiz character iz taystee???
HEY!!! Wadder yoo kids doin up there in teh barn!!?? Dont maek me com up there!
You should be there too. wf that tasty remark.
I see why teh “Nawty Barn”.
Where did the other half of my comment go? O.O
Yummy in a hansum manly way…( Liek u?)
Yummy in a hansum manly way…( Liek u?)
Yummy in a hansum manly way…( Liek u?)
LCV iz verry repetitibe todai….
LMAO……..LMAO……LMAO..luvscatsva.
Sea u gaiz tomorro. Hav fun playin hear.
Itz Caturdai!!!!! Bai.
Toodles OzcaTMUM. Stay well and watch for open man hole covers.
Toodles OzcaTMUM. Stay well and watch for open man holes.
Hannsum Mayncoon heerowcat nids wun payr uv panteehowz … tu maik a trumpawleen foar obur-teh-fents goeng … adn tehn tu yooz tu lawnch aykorms atz teh purr soo wing goggie … adn naow itz thyme foar a kumm ershul oar elebbenty.
Maybe a rocket powered shoppinf cart?
*Shopping *
*zoom* WEEEEEEE!!! Ai lykes dis ideeyer!!!
*eggstenz floofy paw* Nyce to meetchu!
Ohai
Ohai! *Shakes floofy paw* Nice to meet you
… witch MacGyver kud bildify wif teh bitz adn peeces himz fyndz inz himz pokkits, uvkoars
uvkoars! Rocket powered shoppin cart sownds liek fun!!!
Yeah! MacGyverkitteh kud yuze itz tu skayp frum teh baddguize, adn tehn mayk a foar choon selleng bild’em yurselv kitzfoar zoomin fru teh soopurmarkitz … himz kud eeben getz teh shamwow guie tu sellify teh kitz awn teebee – bai wun kit foar elebbenty munnies pluts shyppeng adn handloling … butt(!!) wayt! Kawl inz teh neggst tu sekkundz, adn weel dubblol tihs oaf fur adn sendify yu a sekkund kitt absololutelollee FRIH – jsut sendify anuzzer shyppeng adn handlolling fee … witsch izz oanlee elebbenty bazillolion munnies moar, uvkoars. Ack NAOW!! Kawl 555-ZOOM tudae!
*snerk!*
Harrowing voice: Kwik! McKitteh!
McKitteh: Gibs meh a bottlol cap, a dime, sum duck tape adn a can ov toona.
(teh toona is jus fur meh).
Harrowing voice: Elebenty seconds McKitteh! Elebenty seconds!
tick…tick…tick…
Megga Floof Kitteh
shoodz lukkz innosent. No habz
kewl Swiss Armee Nyfe!
No habz eesenchull
oapozzibill fumz 2 maykz
Swiss Armee Nyfe wurkz!!
Megga Floof Kitteh
coodz awllso clymz Tree, but feenkz
a Napz am bettah!!!
Jack.
*clappity clappity* very nyce Jack!
/cues music
That would be my 9-year old cat, Annie. What a surprise to see her here.
Fuzzy Tales! this iz yur kitteh???
WHAT a byootee she iz!
She getz around alot, hmmm??? Ai’ll bet she haz lotz ov frenz!
Iz she az sweet az she luks?? Oar a debbin in de skyes???
She’s actually quite crabby. LOL. At least with my other two boys. She’s not fond of other cats, but I love her anyway. She can pretty silly when she’s not being nasty.
Does she by chance have a Rocket Powered Shopping Cart?
teh kittehs, tehy do seem to get arownd mystereusly. Teh way yur alone in teh kichn wun minut, and u turn arownd an is being stared at liek “wut, Ai wus heer teh hole time. Opn sum tuna.”
It adds to teh fun
Fuzzy Tales: your web site is beautiful. I’ve sent myself an email with link to read at home. The memorial to Chumley was hard to read here atwerk. Thank you so much for the stories too.
OMCC!!! WHAT a wunderful blog site yoo hav.
An ai see – shez a tad carbbee???
Awl yur kittehs an kitteh piks ar reelee nice!
ai sekkund dat – adn ur tribbyute tu Chumley jsut gabe me teh leeky eis – it wus beyutimus! {{Fuzzy Tales}}
Kwik! Ai need a crumpld wad uv paypur, a milk jug tear strip anna twisty tye!
*bat bat bat bat bat*
Wut? Eskape? Um..noe, ai jus wantd tew plai. *bat bat bat*
We have a Rocket Powered Shopping Cart, that might work for “Playing”
Sweet! *leeps inno rocket powered shopping cart*
Full speed ahead to the cheezburger store!
Erm….we may haz problem. Shopping carts come with breaks, right? o.o
braykes? braykes r fer sissies! wii doan need noe stinkin braykes!
Dis is gonna be messy! *Zooms on to teh cheezburger store* Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Yaaaahooooooooo!
*throwz owt grapplin huk borrowd frum TW upthred an caches teh door handul*
Awl owt fer cheezburgs!
*skampurs up tew cownter*
Ohai cheezburg cownter purrson! Kan ai haz twelvity dubble cheezburgs, elebenty larg friez, sebrel applol piez anna dyet coak?
Tew goe pleez, ai hazzta leev fer wurks *sob*
*Follows bluesfan to teh counter* why are dey giving us funny looks? Have dey never seen a rocket powered shopping cart before?
aifink tehy r jus admirin hour paanash an derring dew!
AI has bin finking bowt dis all dai, and teh wundermous cheezpeeps. it seems liek teh peeps taht find ICHC, and lurk, and stai, and send beems wen needed and duz happidansing wenever possiblol, weather we ever meets IRL, it duznt matter. Wii just nose tehre is peeps wif big harts wating to share teh gud and bad, like frenz do.
Ai is just beri-beri glad ai fownded tihs place, and ai send U all big hugz.
{{{cheezpeeps}}}
Anom!
{{{{kvnsgrrl}}}}
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{{{{Kvnsgrrl}}}} I love the cheezpeeps as well, they’re the best
Group hug, anyone?
{{{{{group hug}}}}}
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*jumpzwifakwiknes intu teh groophuggiez*
{{{cheezefrendz}}}
ai agrees
{{{{awl cheezepeeps frum here 2 eterniti}}}}
{{{{Cheezpeeps}}}}
{{{{{{{{{all cheezepeeps frum here and beyond.}}}}}}}}}
Awl teh cheezpeeps is sew friendly to me and my doggie…
*adds waggy tails to group hug*
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Happy Fridegg evverywun!
oooo – a cheezpeepz puddle.
*OnleeKitteh jumps right in and enjoys da lub*
*3kom jumps right in with ebbryone!!
{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}
I LOVE the MacGyver one– hilarious!!!
*Getz out paper clipz*
*Attachez rubberband*
*Hopez fer da best*
omg generation gap much…
“What would Brian Boitano do?”