Mah bottom is twyin’ to take ovuh mah top and Iz tryin to stay nootral.
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Back end iz fasstur dan teh frunt!
7-way tie, I fink?
Seben (7) inz teh brayde! Concatshulashuns to Anni in the nawt sekkund spot. Noms, drinkees, danses?
Thx, Ai juss had mai dinner, but Ai cud manij a drinkie plz!
TTC setz owt sordid drinkees, bryngs owt beyootiful glassses ob awl tipes….. mixifies up choklatt martoonis, jin adn tonyicks, greyhownds (!) adn non-alkyhawlic drinkees ob sparkling lemming joose, applol joose, adn oranj joose (add sum vokay if u lyke)…….Cien Dana!
{{{TTC}}}} i ansered ur comment on deh cryer!!! u b fine heer!!! Plz tu staying and playing!!! wii lubz u just deh way u ar!!!!
{{{{{Cweenmj}}}}} schmooch adn snorglol ! BTW – Cien Dana is Italian for “may u awl live for 100 years”
Haow bout sum pie! *wips owt appel, peach, an saskatoon berry pie* Pie comes after dinner! an goes wit drinkees!
saskatoonie berry piez – dems a canajun speshultee. absmolutely yumeeeee.
Ai sumtymz gets mai fuut stukk behyn mai hedd wen ai tryz tu du teh bunneh-kikks. Taykz grate ko-ordy… korndi… guud futty-pye kontroal.
Conga -rats, anni…u leeds a seben-way splortashus makramay!
*dans-dans-kayrfulobtehbraynsellsebrywayr-dans-dans*
Thx AP!
*comes in with a mop and bucket* Sweeps all teh brains off of teh floor* I dun want peoples breaking necks today
Ish ok. They can both be comfy
…an ai iz tryin to keep mah braynes in mah hed.
*splort*
Oh deer, ai noo dis wud be a bad wun.
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy NSz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds NS tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Mmm… lemmin waddurs. Gud choice — ai lurvez teh lemmin!
*Gitz owt majiklol bonking stick.*
*waivez it arownd adn bonkz NS on deh hed*
*POOF*
NS iz now a lemming!!!
*leeds NS away frum teh kliff*
No, u nawt wanting tu goe dat way. Cum ober heer…dis way…
Butt(!) all teh otter lemmins are goin over teh kliff!
U can following dem iffn u lykes.
NS has a speshul plays in mai hart. Ai choozing tu protek hurs.
Hoapfully teh kween will unbonkify hur befoar sumfin trajik happins.
*rummijez in bag*
Sry.
I dusn’t haz an unbonking stik!
No, aidonnut fink is a seprit stikk.
Mebbe deyr is a “reberse” buttun awn teh bonkin stikk?
Heer, lemme has a luuk…
*tayks stikk, fiddlols wiff teh buttuns*
*POOF*
Uh-oh!!!
Wye duz awl deez lemmings seem so kyoot allobasuddin?
Adn, um, duz u kno wayr ai can fynding an ohai kliff?
Ai iz horribly confuzzled — but fankies fur tryin to halpify meh, AP.
Mah werk ‘puter got borked earlier in teh week-week-week, an iz nao kinda fixed, but awl mah settings wented away & ai iz trying to mayk ebbreefing luuk rite agin. Ai kuddint du a bunch uv werk yesterday cuz teh IT guy tayked 2.5 howrs to fixify my ‘puter … an ai haz a bunch uv stuff dat needs to be dun today ‘cuz weez goin on vacayshun (cruise) tomorrow.
Mah stress. Let me sho u it.
I can’t even think right now.
♥♥ ohai deyr, cyootee-pye ♥♥
{{{{NS}}}} u b a berry kewt lemming!!! mebbee wen u kum bak frum ur cruuz, u will being a hello kitty agin!!
Ai hoap so!
Hee hee hee!
V. nyce resqu.
an kyute abatar, tu!
Splooooorrt!
Guud fing ai wuz ryte ober heer wiff NS…
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy teh Divaz braynz wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds DivaKitteh tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Thankyew AnglePlume…Dat eggstra cyoot bebbeh kitteh tuk me by surpriz. Mmmm…..de cholit possums are a gud start to my recubbree. Snooooooooooozing peacefully wif eyes clozd nao.
Ai is been attakked bai mai oen floof!
Twisted sistur
(so kyoot, is ebil!)
Kittehs lyke weebel wobblol duznt fawl down
!!SPLORT ALERTZ!!!
SPLORTS LEVEL AT ELEBENTY
dis is nawt, ai repeet NAWT, a drill!
ebberywun attach der CHRGs imeedietly!
Aifinkso teh kitteh sawed itself in teh mirrur. Pore fing had teh self inflicted splortz aifinkso.
* gibz teh kyoot kitteh the ittee bittee GGs, CHRG adn teh chikkun gushifuds tu nom *
Kynd uv yu. Dat kitteh iz teh twisted sumwear in the spyin.
Why do I keep looking?
*SPLOOOOOOOORTT*
Oh grantski, adn u wur doin so well deyr foar a littlol wyol…
Ahh well. Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy grantskiz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds grantski tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Deyrz no moar chayrz by teh windo, but heers a nyse komfy wun.
Adn heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
*Flyz in wif deh majicklol de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort viktimz braynez iz sukked up,*
*kleened adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protektifying *
*frum fucheer splortz*
*Victim b rappt in floofee blankee,*
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
O noes! Grantski iz doen! Frow teh CCC ovver dis way!
Hmmm. Reeds instrxtshuns…
ScoopScoopScoop. check
PatPatPatPat. check
raprapraprap. check
afinkso all teh braynes are bak in.
Leeds Grantski to splort recubbery lounge. Jus rest naoa, k? An don’t be lookin at teh kyoot! Herez sum leagle buks to distracify you!
A triple rescue! Thanks!
ai c dat da line begins ons da rite…
*******SPLORT********THUD***********
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
.
Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
.
OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
.
Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
dis iz 1 splortifurous kitteny. fanks 4 da rescuing. ai wonts luk til much ladder. ai gotz a sillie questoinion: whatz a chokklit possum?
**weakly reaches outz an exceptz chokklit possum****
It b a peece uv chokklit shaped like a possum….. deh possumz nawt b so cute so it cownteractz deh cute uv deh kitteh.
high c.
ur rite. da possumz iz knot sew cutes, exceptindz 2 odder possumz. ***hummming an nawing onna da tastie chokklit possumz**** fanks agins.
Ohai, noodul. Luuks lyk ai is gonna bekum an egzpurt at dis tuday.
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy teh nooduly brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds noodul tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Is gettin kinda krowded in heer…kayrful ob teh obber viktims.
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
fanks,
u an cweenmj r berri gud 2 mii.
u b kareful, donut exzhautify uself. wii knows u iz strong butts da splorted viktims r droppin lik catz an goggies onna rainy dai.
heers the burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to ramennoodle an MiLK112 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caek wif orinj glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, alien finger puppets, kandee, an mini jigsaw puzzlols ob kyoot kittehs!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
(speshul rekwest frum teh burfday fairy: i feels like i not haz a big enough variety ob caeks to bring to burfday parties. if yoo haz a favrit kind ob caek, speshully wun i haz not bringd before, plz tell me in teh commints! fank yoo!
)
ooooooooooooo lemming poppy seed caek? NOM!
*reads littlol note by caek: no actual lemmings were harm’d in teh making 0 da caek*
fanks guudness. Happy burfday ramennoodle an MiLK112 may you have many smores.Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Hey Is the burfday fairy cweenmj in disguise?.
Oh oh i fink I would like leamon/turkeystuffing/crannberry cake/ wif hazelnut icing and four green olives on my cake in October?
ooo, dat saonds, um, inneresting!
*gigglols* aifinkso not, butt (snerk) aifinkso ai noes hoo her iz! Ai lubs teh seekrits! *runsawaygigglolling*
*grabz a peez uf fudgy cake and runz gigloling after mezzomom*
if yoo keeps yor eye open, evree wusne in a graet while my ebil sekrit identiy forgets to log owt and tehn her/him/it takes over my spot. i haz tryed getting a restrayning order but sumtimes it not wurks.
Mmmmmmm now I have to be vigilante and keep my eagle eye open then. Hey what about my cake idea.
Ai duzzent kno about dem, butt (@!@) Ai iz tryin tu forget your caek request. Ai needs tu eet sum brekfass, and bee ablol tu keeping it down!
*shii said, knodding and smilolloing in frenly wai*
mmmm, caek….lesseee….tehre’s kare-it caek wif creeemcheez eyesing, adn tehre ams awl kinds ob cheezcaek (fore mai burfdae ai sumtiems maeks a choklit swirlol cheezcaek, hebben!) adn tehre iz cornfetty caek, adn dat nommy choklit caek wif teh cokomonuts, adn ob cors zoo key knee caek! Ai can has sebral difrun ressipees foar zoo kiey knee caek, wun iz choklit, wun iz oranjy, wun habs spicees adn creemcheez eyesing!
Ohai burfday fairy! U alwais brings the most nomible cakes! Ai can adds Tres Leches cake to teh tablol?
*wobblee wobblee places caek on tablol*
ooh, yummy! fank yoo, most eggsellent assitent burfday fairy!
*adds carrit caek to list to bring more offen – brings sumtimes – also cheezcaeks more offen, an choklit-cocomut caeks, choklit an spicy zookini caeks – iz nice an moist, rite, frum teh zookinis? not knowz confetty caek, but sownds gud – plz to tellin me abowt it? an ob corse tres leches caeks*
ooooooo can i be assistant burfdae faery, too? aisle be the one in charge of tasting teh caeks to maek sure dey be delicious and nootrishus?
O, fank u, burfday fairy and happy burfday to ramennoodle and MiLK112! I’ve have sum lemmin poppyseedk cake … and as for suggestions of other cakes, I like spice cake with lemming frostings … and burnt almond cake.
ohai, burfdae faerie! Yu bryngz us teh MOAST nommilishus caerks ebber! Butt(!!) ifz yu izz lukking foar noo kyndz uv caek, yu myt wantztu trie a redd vellvit caek, oar a dump caek – bofe uv tehm has teh nom!
O birfdai fairery, I has two sujjestchuns: I makes a sour cream choklit cayke wif cardamom, baked inna bundt pan, then drizzled wif choklit ganache…
en also I haz recipe fur choklit rum cheezcayke… Plz to be my guest.
*wipes droll from chin that comes frum jest rememberinging teh tastes ov thse cakes.*
Pass dat fayce wiper heer tu, pls.
goestufinfudKthxbie
ooh!!!
*wunders if it be polite to set up portkey to come and have tee an caek at Booklions’ neggst sunday??*
oopsies! adorablol bebbeh kitteh haz tumblolled arse obur teekettlol, aifinkso!
kitteh is just using its ebil wiles to get sum caek to go wif the tea!
eebil wylez oar knot, kitteh can has awl teh caek himz wantz – adn ai wyl sitt ryt daoun adn fead itz tu himz crumm bai crumm … adorablol bawl uv smoakey floof wif himz teenietynee toeses adn … adn …SPLORT …!!
O, noes, Italiana! U haz ben lyin’ here for lotz ov whiles! I iz gnu at dis, so bears wif me!
*Drags ovver teh well-used CCC*
*Sweeps up all the braynes*
*Rinzes wif lefover Guiness form yestiday*
*Packs braynes into craniamish playse*
*Install gnu CHRG(doi) an lotz an lotz ov ducky taype*
Okay, naow u just rest a while an luk at des leagle buks. I fink der is room in deh recubbery longe naow! Here’s a nize drinky and a nize chonklit possum to nom.
ofangyu, ColoradoKat! Yu has ress queued mih, eeben thow wih has nawt mett yett!! Haow nyse uv yoo!
*ekstendseses flooffee paw uv frendshepp tu ColoradoKat*
Nize to meet u 2! *Shaeks floofy paw wif myne* I haz been around here 4 a littl while, butt (!) soemtimes werk getz 2 bizzy to maek commintz!
Aaak! Dying from cuteness!!!
Oh no, mai nawt sekkund reskue – am ai alloywed tu use dis ting??Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy teh nooduly brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep* **rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap rap
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds Italiana tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Is gettin kinda krowded in heer…kayrful ob teh obber viktims.
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
*credit to AP for CCC lesson*
U has dun well, grasshoppur.
Negst we will lurn nesting, adn updayting teh pasting befoar posting.
Praktiss maykz purrrrfikt.
Oh Boi, kannot wate!!! Wacs on Wacs off
*nebber mynd dat waz teh karate kid, grasshoppur waz teh Dayvid Carromdine show.
‘sokay, TTC. Aparintly ai is a lemming nao. Myte affekt mai teechinz.
Duz u kno wayr ai can be fynding a reely tawl kliff?
Ai nawt kno wye ai asking dis. It seem tu has straynj attrakshun.
Oh noes, u caint bees a lemming, u a prittee kaleeko kitteh. Mebbe we ken fynd a Hairy Pottyer bukk of spells tu de-lemming u. *Climbs ladder, browses books of charms and etc, oh here it is* oh no, u need tu eet a gezpatcho suup mayde of rat tayles, batz hedz, erf wurms, dust bunnehs, adn owld kitteh treets frum unner teh reefergirator. U lyke?
*ree grets dat she had nawt awlreddy left fur teh fuds. Iz Tuu Layte Nao!!*
Ohai ebberybodi.
Yu iz not noeing me becuz ai iz noo and iz not speeking to anywun befoar nao but ai haz a kwestyun. Abowt dis CHRG(wdoi) dat ai keepz reedin abowt. Iz it reely chikkin hedded becoz ai thort dat chikkins ditten hafv fings on deyr heds, ai fort it was the co(oopsi, neerly sed wot luks rood and aize not rood). Ennywai, aize not tryin to lowwa de toane uv de thread but am kurimouse, kan ennywun halp me. Plsthx.
ohai, AnemoneOne – izz nys tu meechu!
*ekstendseses flooffee paw uv frendshepp tu AnemoneOne*
Aifinkso taht inz teh werld uv reel chikkins, teh boyz has teh fingies awn teihr heddz – butt(!!) in cheezeland, ebbree and teihr buddee kan wair a CHRG awn teihr hedd beekaws itz ufn, adn sillee, adn duzza wunnermuss jawb uv keapifying teh braynz inz when kittehs getz danjurmusslolee splortayshus aifinkso.
Ohai Italiana, naice to meetz you Aize shure.
*ekstends flooffee paw of frendshipp (wich wuz wyped kleen ov de spilled braynes furst)*
Aisee, Ai wuzznt shur wevva it wuz lyk inna reel werld wiv de girl and boy chikkiis or not. Itz werry lukki dat sumwun discuvvad a hexpandibulol hextra hedspais for de braynes wen dey getz too hot from de cyootnstuff.
Fank u berri mutch for hexplaynin it fur mii.
*cats mind bakk tu V Eerlee Yeers wen momkat raysed teh chickies an sold teh eggs.*
Ackshully, teh laydee chickens has teh small red pokey-up fingies awn hed. Butt (!) nawt teh red doo-laps.
It iz a rubber glub dat iz worn awn teh hedd 2 hold teh braynes in caes uf splortin dyoo 2 cyootniss. It lukks liek teh hedd uv teh daddeh chikkin (liek teh pingwing in the Wallace an Grommit moobie ‘Teh Rong Trowzers’)
Oh an walkum 2 dis happi plaes! *eggstends floofee paw in walkum*
Ohai anniupus, naice to meetz you Aize shure.
*ekstends flooffee paw of frendshipp (wich is still kleen ov de spilled braynes)*
De kynd Italiana iz also hexplaynin to me. Wot lubbly peeps libs in de cheezeland, u iz awl so helpflol to noobs lyke me.
I haz anuvva kweschun. Haz ennywun evva had a splort wen de seed theyselbs in a mirrer wiv de CHRG(wdoi)?
Aize innerestd to noa jus in kase it ebber happenz to me. Ai finks ai shud be az gud preepared az posibbublol. Plsthx.
O noes, Annipus,
so sorri, ai applologizes fur writin yur name rong. Ai hates wen peeplol doez dat to me. Ai rites it rite 3 timez to show ai noes it
Annipus Annipus Annipus
jus liek wen ai wuz in skool an got sumfin rong.
Ai prifurr 2 hab 2 Ss at teh end! Nennepus ownly haz wun, but Ai aer greedy an hab 2!
Aifink enniwun seein demselb wiv a CHRG awn wud gigglol, nawt splort – dey aer nawt cyoot!
ai donut know foar shoar, butt(!!) aifinkso nonebuddee has ebber splorted frum laffin atz tehmselv’z inna CHRG … laffed tehmselv’z sillolee, maiB eeben ROFLPIMP’ded – but splorted? aiknotfinkso – althow ai myt bih rong abowt taht. Atzleest ai has nebber herd uv taht happeenyng.
Oh, poo!!! i iz being moder ayted!!!! i tryz agin wif deh desguize on deh linkee….
Oh Hai Anemoneone!!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!!! if u goes tu deh www dot cheeztowncryer dot com and klikking on Acromymz at teh top uv deh page u will finding lotz uv akkromymz and deh wun fur deh CHRG haz a linkee tu a silly set uv pixors showing a reel CHRG being applyed tu a reel live hyumin!!!!!
Ohai, cweenmj
*ekstendseses flooffee paw uv frendshepp tu cweenmj*
Fank u verri mutch for de welcumming. Ai hab lukked and faboritted de cheezetowncryer for reeding layter. Hoo izzit in teh foties? Iz dat yu? Ai hatez habbin my piktorr taken.
No, dat not mii. LOL…. I b much older… It b a frend uv deh dottir uv a gal named (i think) Rosie hoo used tu posting heer….
Ohai!!! Walcomes tu cheezland!! Teh bestest place eber!!!!
*offers paw in frenzship*
Duz yu lyk teh home-made chewy chokklit chip cookies? *offurs big plate uv cookies*
Ohai prysma-kitteh
*offers floofieh paw bak to prysma-kitteh an whishes tu b gud frenz*
Yuss, ai lubs dem, fank u berri mush.
*taeks cooky, shylee.* nom, nom, nom,* *duzzn’t eben leeve enny crumms*
Dat wus delish, fank u.
Ai fink cheezeland iz wunnerflol an ai wishes ai had founded it long, long wiles ago.
Plsthx. *lukz longinli at cookies*
*hands AnemoneOne teh plate uv cookees an also a glass uv milks tu go wif tehm*
Aifinkso cheezland is teh place we awl wishes we finded long ago… so we all halps tu bild it nao!
Bild, bild, bild, teh wunnermuss plays uv frendness adn joi!
ai luff cheezland!
Ohai wildbreeze! Hao yu be duing?
Ohai, p-k! Ai b duing prettie gud, hao iz u?
Upndaon, but habing fun inbenting kitteh toys an testing tehm on mai kittehs an heering hao frenz kittehs lyk tehm. LOL
Mebbe u canz halp me, mai kitteh duzzint offin play wif tois. Ai eben bot hur a nyce fetheree toi fur Christmas, but shi duzzint lyke it…
Ohai WB *beeleeves we haz met* *heddbonk* U shud gett ur kitteh sumthying liek a papur bagg, a Q-Tip, a peece of floof frum undur teh refergirator, or one ob ur bestest waches off ur dressur!
*nomnomnon glugluglug* *wipz mlik frum chinnychin*
Yum, fanks prysma-kitteh.
Dat was wunnerflol, ai ditten wanna seem a greedygutz befoar an taek too menni cookeys.
I woz so bizzee reedin de cheezelandcryer dat ai neerly diddnt see de cookies. Ai wudda hadda sad if ai found owt dat aida missd dem.
Thx berry mutch.
Mai nooduly brayns adn ai fangyu foar teh ress queue, TTC! aifinkso ai wil hazza bitt uv an knapp awl kuddlolled upz inz tihs flooffee blankee
*noms a chonklit possum wyle drefteng awf tu dreemeelandzzzZZZzzz*
March 5, 2010 … the SPLORT heard ’round the world!!
Whut? I can’t hear u. Too much splortification going on.
Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs
The folks at the National Splort Warning Center are going to have a long day.
aww, i jus wanna cuddle dis tiny fuzzball every time i see him. (prety sure iz a him. girl kittehs usually have more triangular faces; dis guy’s iz round, but either way, super-ultra-mega-cuddles!)
Aieeeeeee!! Teh floof! Teh teeny eers! Teh floof! Teh liddul paws! Teh floof!!
Duckytaype, kwik, asap, an also stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shud AI callz Dr. Tinycat?
*runz in wif deh teknikuller dukkytayp.
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!
u b sayf now!!
fnku m kwn!
*gnawz littlol hoals in teh dukky-tayp foar PK tu breef*
*gnawz biggur hoals foar hurz tu see fru*
*skurryz away*
*snip snip* Hoep Ai aer nawt 2 laet 2 maek breevin hoelz fur PK!
Goonitez adn happee weekweekweekie-endz tu awl mai cheezefrendz!
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOO tu ebree adn teihr buddee*
SQUEE!
*SPLORT*
Honk honk honk! Beep beep beep! Weeooo weeooo!
)
Heer coms de CCC!
*Sweepee sweepee da brayns*
*Rinsee rinsee wif sparklolee wadder*
*Pakee pakee bak in da hed*
*Taypee taypee awl de boans in playse*
*Snappee snappee on a gnu CHRG(wdoi)*
*Raps KKC in a floofee blankee an leeds her tu da recubberee ward*
Heers som hawt chonklit an a chonklit possum (Ders sum libashuns onna tablol iffn yu wanna
Donut luk atta kyoot wifowt purrtecshun!
Teh CCC soundez lyk flying momkeez.
yew needz muziclol caccumpni mints:
deedee deedee dee-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedee,
deedee deedee dee-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedee,
Awlwaez wanted fleet of flying momkeez of mai own…*sigh*
U tooz? AI awlwaez wanted tehm too!
Tank u, drgnflyz! AI need-ed dat rescoo from the pleh dai at work AI had!
Teh floofie-baby floof! Teh liddol pinkie nose! Teh teenie tinie paws! Ahh! *SPLORT*
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! u splortingifyed awl ober.
.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep awlla braynezez intu a pile.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoopifying dem awl up.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
.
oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
.
*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
now u jus sitting still adn resting a wyle.
Fankew, cween! *shmoo* *noms teh possum* Can ai haz sum homewurk tew distrakt frum teh cyoot, pleez?
Plz tu ansering deze kwestyunz:
1. wut b deh rezun pi ar skware?
2. If deh soufbownd lolcat leevez ICHC at noon, and deh west bownd LOLcat arrivez in Denver bai way uv Saskatoon, how menny commintz will b nommed bai WP???
Um…
1. Cuz der mom donut let dem go owt onna frydai nite?
2. 42!
1. Uhm… circul?
2. 7000. Ai’m shure.
Aifinkso ai haz jennetic kyootnes immun-itty. No splortzink, though aifink teh…teh serebro…serrebo-spina…mah brayne-juice be dribblin out mah nozez a bit.
Fur awl dat, rilly-rilly is one Ky-YOOT itteh-bitteh-BITTeh kitteh!
Dis kitteh juss meltz mai hart!!! ::::::sigh::::
I fink dis kitteh now hold teh record for most splorts caused in a single day.
Could be.
Oh noes! Tew kyoot! Kall Dr. Tinycat b4 Ai- *Splort*!
O Noes!! Ai neber done dis…
*runs round in sirkles, wringing paaws,* watt to doooo??? ARRGH….
Hokay, get serious here…
Neennerrr Neenrerrr!!
Make way for the CCC!!
.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! Katzo splortingifyed awl ober.
.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep awlla braynezez intu a pile.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoopifying dem awl up.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
.
oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
.
*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp, rap rap rap rap rap (Ai has been watchfiying da cween, oh yesh)
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
now u jus sitting still adn resting a wyle.
OMCC…Ai’m exhaustified!
5….4….3…. OH Carp! SPLORT!
AHHHH Halp ober here, not anodder one, ARGHHH!
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! u splortingifyed awl ober.
.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep awlla braynezez intu a pile.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoopifying dem awl up.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
.
oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
.
*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
now u jus sitting still adn resting a wyle.
I can haz hankiee? Wivaquikness plz? thnx . . . bai.
*THUMP-UMP*
Bob…say something! O Noes!!
Ai hope Ai’m donin dis right…
Ai’m tring to keep up….
*taks deep bref*
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*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! u splortingifyed awl ober.
.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep awlla braynezez intu a pile.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoopifying dem awl up.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
.
oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
.
*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
now u jus sitting still adn resting a wyle.
OoO…Ai’m jus gonna lye down here and restify myself…. WOW
It’s time to put your behind in the past, kitteh!
Lion King quote WIN!
Teh kyoot- it is too much!!!!!! *SPLORT*
Onoes! Nobruddy sawr dis wun!
*skoopy skoopy skoopy brayns inna pilol*
*wash wash wash wif minrul wadurs*
*pak pak pak intew brayn cabity*
*put bonses bak awn brayn*
**tayp tayp tayp wif duk tayp*
*snnaaaaaaap teh CHRG (wdoi) awn*
*rap rap rap moar duk tayp*
Nao, since dis wuz sucha long tymez ago, u needz lotsa recubbery tymez. Hab a choklit possum, adn sum choklit milk. dunot lukkit teh kyoot, adn jes relaxify fur teh lawng tymes.
oh my… the cuteness..
I will not splort for the sake of the people having to clean up the mess
But damn, so cute! *melt a little*
you haz bad weight diztribution kitteh
i dnt get it
aaaaw!!! lokkit da cute littlol paws! u wanna be mi fluffypuff kitteh? CUDDLEATTACK!!!
da haut’ mi aussn sockn!
~splort~
Ooopsie! Nobruddy sawr dis wun!
*skoopy skoopy skoopy brayns inna pilol*
*wash wash wash wif minrul wadurs*
*pak pak pak intew brayn cabity*
*put bonses bak awn brayn*
**tayp tayp tayp wif duk tayp*
*snnaaaaaaap teh CHRG (wdoi) awn*
*rap rap rap moar duk tayp*
Nao, since dis wuz sucha long tymez ago, u needz lotsa recubbery tymez. Hab a choklit possum, adn sum choklit milk. dunot lukkit teh kyoot, adn jes relaxify fur teh lawng tymes.