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Congaratz nd Hoo Rae !!
* cawnee butt(!) ai cannut halp it *
* Bringz owt sum balluunz nd partee streemaz !!!11!!! *
Ai em frum Nebraska USA, wee liek cawnee heer!
Sew wen yor dad-cat telz joeks, it’z Pop Cawn ?? * ai wornd yu !! *
Oh iz sew badd it maeks mee laff, pb!
Tihs iz wun plaic wair wi lykez tu hab phunz !!
JYNX!!!
Butt – ratz! yurs wuz bedder.
Ai just sed “hooray.” 
Ai’ll brake aut teh fresh cawfee an *rummuj russle* ai found sum krakers an cheez – an sum reelee reelee gud HOLEGRAIN bred.
Ai’ll toast it *toast toast toast*
An budder it (lo fat, ov corse) *budder buddr*
An spred it wif sum ov mai own plum jam. *spred spred*
There – a hole playtefull! Plentee fur awl.
Mmmmmm. . .Ai luffs plum jam! An hoemaed is teh bestest! Fankz!
Oh Hoo Rae!!
Eben if we ar just a tinee partee fur yoo heer, ai’m glad yoo laik teh plum jam. Wun ov mai GRATE favrits, too!
Ai awlso hav sum plum budder heer. Halp yurlsefl!
Otay, ive gawt tu cyclol awf, sew sea yuu laideez laitar, k?
Hav a good ried pb!
*Waevs floofee paw as pb speeds awai in distanz*
Yoo ar sew nies! I nefer had plum budder – iz delish! Do yew peel yer plums nawt second?
(Tew yeers agow in RL ai maed sew much jam that wee are still eeting it!)
Ai dont. Ai think itz much bedder wif tehm in. Addz a littlol bit ov “chooee.”
An nao ai hav to go to bed – oar ai’ll bee haff ded tomorrow/today!
Nite nite!
Sleep tiet, JCH4K!
ooh – toast and ploom jam!
nao – my ink-wiring mynd be ink-wiring – what is this ploom budder u speek of?
is it like lemming curd?
*staggers down teh stares in hur nite gown an robe*
No, nawt a curd! Iz just laik apple budder, butt mayd frum plums. Maybe a bit laik powidl .
ht tp://germanfood.about.com/od/breakfastanddinner/r/powidlplumjam.htm
If yoo google powidl, there ar lots ov tings, INK looding a playce that ses “At last – a good recipe fru powidl!” Ai dint hav taim to luk at it.
But itz REELLEE gud if yoo laik plums. Ai usuallee make mine (tho there iz nuthing reelee “usual” about it!
frum teh plum cawled teh “German prune.”
ooh – fankies –
– diddun’t meen tu get u out of bed!!
*gently leads JCH4K back to bed, tucks hur inn and leaves a fresh glass of water on the bedsied tablol*
nite nite!
Whair is ebreewun?!?!
wii nawt uzhuly get lolcats at dis tyme. no wun wud be heer to commint.
Em berry glad tew see yew, evetmcm!
Hai rae. Ai dont noe where they are! All I DO know iz that ai wuz toadallee started to find this LOL heer at this taim.
Teh furst LOL ov teh day had awlwaiz – up until nawt verree long ago – at 6 AM fur mee – nawt this 3 AM.
Ai wuz just going to bed!
But – Hooray fur being solow up there eneway.
There MITE hav bin a lot ov peeple heer. Ai’m glad ai showed up, too. It can bee verree weerd and skeeree beiing heer wiffaut enewun else.
* B O O *
*leeps in teh air*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!
* Ai nawt sene Eek fur sum tiem, nieber
*
Thx fur awl the fuudz !! Ai nawt goanna taik moar tahn mai shair tihs tiem !! Wuz bowt tu go cycloling coz teh littlol rayne wi had haz dryd awn teh rode !!
It free ay-em ?? Hao yu goanna slepe nao ?? Hab sum worm mlik beefore yuu go, tehn !!
Well – after yoo sneeking up awn mee laik taht, ai am indeed wyde awake!
Butt! Ai reelee doo do that. Mai mom used to think it wuz reelee funnee to sneek up behind mee – an just be there. Ai’d tern around – an jump – an sumthing moar laik “AAaaAAAAAa!”
Ebreewun noez it werks – an they awl laff an laff! oh – ai meen “larf an larf.”
How dose yu mlik a wom? Mus bee ver dibbicult.
Iz wholey wormed in a pot awn teh stobe !!
*
* Tri it nd it wil puut yu tu slepe fur a lawng tiem tuu
There’z a holy worm???
*goez out in serch ov teh holy worm*
Fankeez, Jch4k! (Ai thot maebee ai didn’t git teh memoe!)
LOL!! Ai dont think enewun gotted teh memoe!
Teh Grate Cheezes in teh Skye finallee mooved teh starting taims frum Hawaii to Seattlol. So fur THEM – teh starting taims ar still teh sayme. Furst wun at midnite – etc.
But fur US – itz a three our taim change!
* whisspaz: yu du kno teh LOLz ar stil at teh saim tiem ?? Onli tihs wun iz a negstra (foar niet owlz oar ozzies
)
But ov corse . . . well. . . ???? If tehy were just eech 3 ours layter, it werks out just teh sayme. Duzzn’t it??
Butt(!) wen teh 12am wun (tihs wun) waz nawt heer, wee in ozzie hav tu wayt such a lawng tiem in ower dai tu see lols. Ai am pleezd it iz heer butt(!) can bee loanlee. Speshlee wen wun ov teh (verry fyoo) ozzees gose fer a ried! (witch izza gud fing.. butt(!).. u noe wat ai meen) He wil be bakk layder ai gess.
If u still tehre Rae, conga ratz an ohai!
*pownce*
and ai is heer!
well – at wurk… but – ai is heer!!
Ohai Nennepuss! U having luntsch suun? Gud fer teh Yoorup an TTI peeps! Ai imajin Anni wil be alawng suun two! It bee just abowt her moarning tee taym ai gess.
Ai am stil dissiding wat tu du fore dinna cos itz awlmos 6pm heer. Mebbe goe tu teh beeech an sit awn teh grarss wiv fishies an ships. Tehre’s an exy bishun at Cottesloe cawld Sculpture by the Sea. Sownd gud?
ooh – yesh! can I join u?
*goes to pack sootcays and set up portkey*
as for dinnur – I like this site:
ht tp://www.taste.com.au/
*lukks for Nennepuss arriving through teleportal* U want me tu meat u at teh beech? Ai saves u a pees ov grarss an sum fish n ships. Sea u tehre!
*sigh*
Yes pliis!
Ohai, OzcatMum! Fanks fer teh greeting! Iz niec uv yew!
dis cat iz bein trayned fur egg sotic dansdansdansing.
Gud EVE ning !! * Yepp, moar core knee nuss frum mi !!
*
Pfffffft! EVE an Rae ar eezee!! Waht can yoo do wif “Janet?”"
I dunno !! Du yu drawp yor biek oar janet tu teh fenss ??
Ai fink itz a mentul boice “sownden” teh wurdz until wi heerz it eben dough it zoundz liek a shtrainj arrksinned !!
* Hao wuz taht ?? *
Haow yew no wee ar eezee?
*Snerk!*
*Snort!! *
Yu frum Erff, praps ??
ROFL!
Taht wuzn’t mai anser at awl!!
Ai wuz just gonna say – after tath wuz sitting there, awl published an nawt to bee taken bak – ai wuz thinking – hmmmmmm. . . duzzn’t sound kwite rite!
Iz okai! Iz liek beeing back in ohai skool! Iz funn!
ohai eve.
Ai dint eben hav taim to luk at teh video wehn ai saw rae feline awl loanlee, so a thot ai’d bedder say sumething kwik.
NAO ai see waht yoo meen!
Egg salad commint!
Kittee sew kyuut shi getz hur oan CHRG !!
I want see it spark.
O teh huge manatee !!
Knot onleh teh kyootist power stashun – but is green energee too! no carbon emisshuns! (nao meffayn – thats an otter storeee
)
A fine example of catic electricity
Ef yoo nom cheezburgers, yoo will balloon. Aifinkso.
LOL
Nice! Por Kitteh, that got tooh beh embressin
Dis wut happun wen hooman no has ecksbocks.
Looks like Peter Gabriel dressed up as a “Slipperman”.
What’s the thing he’s holding to the kitteh’s head? A brain control device?
Sumwun sed it wuz a messager.
Brain control device would be funnier.
It’s a massager. My Random looooove those massagers.
Animal magnetism–yer doin’ it wrong…
poor kitteh. it has no idea wai all thes air filled thingys are attacking it.
OMG! It’s a baloon kittey!
^_^
The cat looks unhappy and I did not enjoy watching this video.
The cat actually LOVES the massager- if you watch the full video (link below) he actually goes up to it and rubs himself all over it. Kitteh loves the hooman massager device
That and if the cat didn’t like it he would have kept running away from the owner!
I had kind of the same reaction. The kitty really seems to enjoy the massager, but the balloons obviously upset it and when they get to be too much, it runs away. It seems like a dirty trick on the poor kitty to lull it with the massage and then to start sticking on those nasty balloons.
Poor Kitten
Poor kitteh! Dats rly meen. CURS U, HOOMIN WHO DIDS THIZ!
Fore oncst ai agreez wif doz who sayz kitteh looks unhappy wif balloons on him, scared.
(This bootiful guy/girl looks eggsACTLY like mai late Mac! To dah spotted belly…)
fill it wif da helium
Very interesting…except Paul an TJ already tried dis for maek electric powah…didn’t work too gud.
I notice a half-consumed beverage on the table near the end!