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Conga Rats Anni awn leeding teh brayde
LOL!!! u typed moar letters and u still beated mii, Anni!!!
Annipuss, I salute u!!!
Aifink it iz partly ‘coz Ai haz a fast connekshun!
Wuud U liek sum Anjul fud caek? Ai haz putted sum inna brake rum.
Thx, Ai lub Angel fud caek – juss wat Ai need!
Dat wuz gud! Naow Ai aer off 2 bed.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Nawt ennee nips in dis prezzie!!
*nips WRr*
wii haz moar???
*Whispers to teh Cween: They have whole stores full of dem, but I dont think they would like it if they got shredded.” Sadly
again! again!
Teletubbies!! Hay Grantski. U hav anuvver nawt-sekkund ty! Woohoo!
N’ messi!
Shredded and it ain’t cuming bakc!
basement cat luvs a partee!
party on, duuude!!
Dis grate alternate titlol. Skampr ovr tu lolbildr an bild yr lol Cowdogwah.
*blushes* fankee!
whoo needz a shredz masheen? ai duz da job fur free….
BC maykes confetti.
3km! Wut yoo doin heer?
Yoo pozed to be goin to teh stoar wif Chikkin Man!
Pfft! Da store bii klosed Ifinkso.
*shrugs*
Oh well.
fun! ay mayk yur oan confettee kit!
*skurreez away*
Teh wurld iz big, adn skaree. Jus lukk at it dis way insted! it’z a small wurld aftur awl!
*runs skweeking frum teh ruum wif littlol paws ober hur tynee eerz*
Oh. Duz dat skare u eben moar? Whoops… Um… haoz about… Deep in teh Hundred Acre Wud, whur Christupher Robin plais!
(sawree, ai iz nao stuk awn teh Disnee tangent)
*skurreez bakk tentatiblee*
Oar haowz about Teh wunnermuss fings about Tiggers is Tiggers r wunnermuss fings! Dere tawps r maed awt uv rubber, dere bottoms r maed awt uv strings!
Whar is our littlol catterpillor fren, ai fink Alice (AP) haz nommed on teh mushrhoom….Sheez small! Oar still a lemming?
♫ You’ll find the enchanted neighborhood of Christopher’s childhood days. ♫
Fankies, wildbreeze. Dat song givved me a happy!
“Kids, I shrunk your Mom. Be careful where you walk.”
O.O
Ohai AP. Didju get awn the nawt rite sied uf teh cween’s majik bonking stik? Wuud U liek sum lemmin merangatang pi? aifinkso der is sum at teh Skwirrl’s pi stall.
Aifinkso if U eet lawts uf nomz U can be getting bak tu rite sized.
*sniff-sniff at teh lemming pye*
*nibblol-nibblol*
Iz nawt pi ob lemmins, is pi foar lemmins.
*seez reflekshun in shynee teepawt*
*
skreemzskweeks*Itz ok, AP. Lemmingz iz pplz, too!
Letz jus stay away frum teh edges ub stuff, ok?
*jumps awf a tablol*
*kwiklee pushes piles uv pilloes arown teh tabul unnerneeth*
*Luuks ober teh edj ob teh tayble*
*Skureez bakk tu NS*
*adds moar big soft floofeh pilloes in deep drifts awl arown teh bayse uv teh tablol*
*lukks fur teh
peepullemmin catcher fing*Ohai, AngelPlume!
Ooh, good tymes, good tymes. But dey nevar last…
Dose eyes… dey iz lukkin intew mai soul, aifinkso…
X-Ray Vision…….activate!
*cuvurs self* Nawt tew b lukking! Stawp!!
Doesnt see through clothes, only into soul. thats how kitteh does it
O_O Dat’s eben wurser….
Maybe X-ray soul vision should vanish for a while, yes?
Ohai. Are you a halfway failblogger too? I dont speak much Lol-speak, but Im a cheezpeep at heart. *Extends plain hand* How are you?
Friends are a basic need for humans on the pyramid, and I want to talk to whoever this kid is, and try to make friends with him.
There’s seriously no point — he enjoys making trouble and has no interest in making friends, only setting friends at each other’s throats. *trots off to send a message to the Grate Cheezes again*
**luuks foar “Like” button awn p-k’s commint**
Ai can’t fynd it! Can u?
Dere’s nawt wun.
Aww….
Wat did I miss? Wuz dere a Troll here? Wat, wheer, when, hoo, how?
is goned nao, 3km, fanks tu teh powrs uv teh Cheez Wizzes. Nawt tu wurry!!!
Oh yay! Wuz teh same wun frum teh otter dai?
@3km: yeshyesh, same wun taht maked cheezfrenz argu. Hmph.
Yesh… “Who is this kid” oar sumfing lyke dat. >:(
wuz hii here agin? I wuz goned tu dinner…..
@cweenmj he wuz, dat’s why teh thread is borked, acuz himz commints were deleeted.
Did I miss a nawty troll?
It seems tu hav werked! Tehres sumfing missong heer an ai can onlee assyoom its teh cawment bai a tr0ll.
Well dun PK! (I unnerstand Grantski’s sentymens butt(!) rools ar rools)
Ai wuuner – if teh saym persun is awn faleblogg, mebbeh he can bee reecht tehre foar frendin – do tehy DO that awn FB?
Hey Grantski! You can trai to maek frends wif mii! Ai won’t even be bobnoxshus, unless yoo want mii to!
**whispurrs**
Jes nawt try to tayk hur kitteh. Hur gets meen then.
PJ!!!!
*shmoos adn hedbonkz*
Fanks, wildbreeze! *schmoos back atcha*
4.5, is fun tu fynd peeplol whu leiks tu play bobnockshuss sumtymes!
*cleens up P-K adn gibs hur a hug*
You speak for yourself. I dont pour water on people.
oh…………sorry cheezland…………
{{{{Grantski}}}} Iz okay. Ai taeks teh gilt away adn frows it awt teh window.
ohai Grantski. Donut let dis maek u teh sad. Most uv us finkso dat to err on teh side of niceness is nuffing to be ashaymed uv, even if it iz mebbe nawt teh best ting fore cheezland, adn dose uv us hoo gets upset abowt trying to be nice to trolls just lub der cheezland bery muchly and it maeks dem angree win fings go a bit rong.
{Grantski} wud u laik a donut? aifinkso dey are becoming mah speshulty!
{{{Grantski}}}
Itz ok — u diddint noe & u wuz tryin to play niec wif uvvers.
Gud hart, yu has wun!
{{{{{{{{{Grantski}}}}}}}}}
Iz u dri nao p-k?
@wildbreeze: him only finked was pouring water on me, was pouring it (an ebreefing else) on himsownself
But fank yu fur teh hug!!!
nao AG…hims dint noe dat Kid izza trowel….
grantski wuz jist trien tu bee nies tu hims – gibs him kredit fro dat……..
cheezland an cheezpeeps ar tuffer dan wun meesly trowel aifinks
{{{{{{{{grantski}}}}}}}}}}
No, I knew he was a troll, It was a fault on my part. Ill ignore him.
{{{{{{grantski}}}}}}}} ur a gud kid. wii awl maked mystakes when wii wuz yung..
Grantski – ai wish dis wuld link into the rite bokkx butt(!) seams teh fred is borked compleatlee. So – plz nawt be taykin enny ov teh sitchewayshyun tu hart an now gettin upset. U did wat u fort an yore cawment splaned it. Ai noe awl teh rools an ai agree, butt(!) stil fink it wuld be nais if sumhao sumwun culd get froo tu peeps liek WITK. Mebbeh if he iz awn FB he can bee reecht tehre? Oar mebbeh nawt werth? Hoo noes.
Ai unnerstan awl teh advise butt(!) ai awlso unnerstan hao bad a nyoo-ish peep mai feeyol wen tole tehy hav mayd Cheezland a less happee plays. Teh gilltee! If it waz me ai wuld be devvystayed an mebbeh stai awai. Ai hope u, Grantski, iz mayd ov tuffer stuff tahn ai is.
Adn dat’s whi teh saying goes, “Wen teh going getz tuff, teh cheezpeeps stick togevur”
wud u laik sum caek, Grantski? der’s caek in teh brakeroom!
Yoo an ai think amazinglee alaik.
Ai lykes pi… wunner ef derz enny lefd….
Aifinkso teh pi iz awl gone…but there is caek inna brakerum!!
Ai lubs caek!! Awf tu teh braekrum!!
Meee tuuu…ahm der…. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzooooommm!!!!!!!
Littlol BC kitteh wonts yu tu kno shi DUZNOT lyke hur red dans dress !!
Wut? It attakded me nawt seccund! Wuz selvdefence!!! Ai swair
Ai sayves u frum teh ebul payper! *tear* Oopsie…
Okai, dat wun’s dun. Next???
Ai bags teh nekst !!
Ai putted tishoo paper sheets ober a ball-inna-track toy ai baied fur Cory-Bear, and him had teh funfunfun! Ai has had tu keep replaysing teh tishoo payper.
But him enjoying it ohsoberry much!
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn2rZuPkAm8 <- close teh gap
(ai cannawt resist… but aftur awl, Cory-Bear has teh auntees an unklols heer!
)
He shurlee duz – DUZens ov tehm.
Lukks liek FUN! My Monty wuld luv taht.
Ah, his comments are all gone. *goes for sum cake*
Teh thred is unwinded! Oooh… *goes wif Grantski*
Ai dunno quats goin on wif teh threds but ai gots sum cayk maid fwom karots an pinyappl an nuts an ceemamon an an an der’s plenti fore eberywon een mai keetchen!!! u whant sum?
Oooh, Hildacat, taht sounding teh tastee! Yeshplz!!!!!
Yes, pleez!
Mmmm…
Taht be wunnerfull! Thankee muchlee, Hildacat.
Yummi, eets gotz teh kreem cheez frawteen two…hoam mayd! Ai go get sum playts fore u too! Who elz whants sum??
BTW, Wildbreeze, as fur what yu said befoar about yur kitteh nawt playing much, trai these:
long shoelace, drag it arown — oar lay it on floor, put tishoo paper oar newspaper ober it and teh gib string lil sharp teeny irregular tugs
make ball uv loominum foil size uv golf ball, oar getta pingpong ball, an toss in baftub when empty, fur game uv tub-hockey — ball bownsis off edges n stuff
dry rotini pasta, oar peenuts oar walnuts inna shell
cardboard boxes uv varyus sizes an shapes – keep changing tehm
take empty bafroom tishoo tube, scrunch ends tugevver, an put treets inside fur kittehs tu figgur owt hao tu get owt
bubble-blowings
lukk arown dollar-stoar an trai tu fink lyk a kitteh!
i tried bubblol blowings wunce, shi jus stared. Shi duz lyke boxes… hmm…
Fankew!
crumble up paper entertains my kittehs. Shadow actuallly comes running everytime she heers paper russle!
@wildbreeze: crinkle sum tissoo paper an put inna box… mebbe wif a lil catnip oar a cupple treets oar sumfing at teh bottum.
Ai trayd catnip mausies fer nawt-sekkund teim yestydai an mai 2 kittehs nawt stoppt playin wiv tehm sins. Wel – sep tu eet an sleep. Wun kitteh nebber playd wiv yooshual tois butt(!) he lubbs tihs wun.
Our threds, they is tanguled and borked!!!!!
Kwik, ebreekitteh, we hassa *string* situation!!!!!
*pownses awn teh neerist tangloled thred an ressuls wif it tu, er, trai tu untanglol it*
*pullz awn annudur string*
*ambushez a unsuspekting string*
*wrasslol wrasslol wrasslol*
*pant pant*
p-k, ai tink ai hab dis wun wrassloled intwo submis..sibmish…ai borked dis wun.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I has nebber has a Frunt Paije befor an I fots awl teh comentz was fur teh loler…. but U guize iz juss hassin a tea partee…isn’t u?
Grate funs! Mebbe ai wil remumber to come bys mor oftuns and has dis tea wif u’s! Anee noms offerd? I is berry sad to sais I has nebber leftd comentz cept’n on teh lol wen it is furst maid! Anyhoo ai considur dis a tea partee in mai honur so FANKIES!!!
Ohai violetD!!! Conga-rats tu yu fur teh frunt page!!
Come playing wif us enny thyme! (Issa lil moar confuzzling than usual ryte nao coz a tee-are-oh-ell-el’s stuff got deleted an tangloled the thredding.) We alwayz has lotsa fun!
Iz kinda lyke a beeg tea partie, ai gess… Welcum, violetD! *extends floofie paw uv frendship*
Congradulashun, violetD! *hands violetD a nice cup ov Jasmine t*
Ohai, violetD! Welkum to Cheezland — and concatshoelaces on ur frunt page lol!
U iz welkum to playin heer ennytime. Lolspeak iz opshunul, so donut haz a worree abowt using it or nawt using it. Wee iz a frendlee bunch & iz awlaiz happitayl to haz gnu clever pplz who lieks to play nicely wif otters!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Grantski…wus u tawkin tu meh? If sew I is honored dat u cheezpeep wud speeks tu such a lowly fp’er as meh! If nawt…awn wif ur tea partee!!!
Fankies prysma- kitteh! I iz indoobitablee honurd!!! Still lurning teh lolspeekz!
U iz veree gud at teh lolspeek, aifinkso!
Wildbreeze…fanks sew much fur teh floofie paws uv frenships!!!I’z reely lubs dis awl to heck!!!
Oh my, oh my.
*walks around nerbously ringing hands*
Cheezland nawt nesting properly, dere wuz a troll dat I missed.
Callllm daon! {{{3KM}}} *shmoo*
Iz teh Lucy-furr effeckt, I finkso!
Nawt wurry, 3km, we shud has a gnu lol suun aifink an tehn we has proper nesting uv threds again (meenwhyle, has fun beeting up these wuns!).
Besydes, yu shud hassa careful abowt ringing yur hands… what if LCB sees teh shinees? Yu mite loze a fingur!
Altho this lol be full uv win, an reminding me moar uv mai Cory ebree thyme ai lukk. LOL
Fanksa fur plane hands too Grantski! I lubs it awl. I feelz like ai is akseptin an oscar…Ai is wai too esxciteds rite nao….U is awl sew sweet!!! I is cumin bak fur shur!
Gud! Wii awl lubs tew hav gnu cheezfrends!
Violet, hai, ai is gnu heer tu! ebereewon ees sew nyc hear! wud u lyk tu kom tu mai keetchen an hav sum ov mai cayk mayd fwom karrots an pinyapples an cimmaom wif sum hoam mayd creem cheez fwosting on heem? ai luving tu hav u der violet…an eberybodi elz tu!!
Creem cheez fwosting iz mai FABRIT!!
Oyes, ez sew berri goot! ai lyk tu eet et wif warm pancayks fore a yummi snak sumtymes!
Wel ai bettur goe naw, mutch tu doo! U’all hab a berry goot ebening, okay? OKay!!!
U…. sed teh majiklol werds. “Creem cheez fwosting.”
*smiles dreamily*
Fankies fur teh caek, Hildacat. Itz nommy! Ai donut fink ai haz seed u heer befoar. Welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Tank u sew mutch nightshayde! U’r ryte, ai am nu heer, jest gat heer yisturdai, I lub et heer now! Tank u tank u sew mutch, i aksept ur floofee paw uv frendship an am beri happi tu bee heer but ai must goe naw, plez injoy da cayk an fwosting, I leeb et heer for eberyone to share! Goot night…y buenas noches tambien!
Mai cweenmj…yr lejge…Ai must beg ur forgibness fur “borrowing” ur splort recobery on the prior lol…..Ai hab stumboloed on TREE unrecobered splorts an….welll…. Ai can’t not halp ‘em…dey was all splorted…liek da Marines…don’t leve anybode behind!
no problem!! wii can’t b habbing deh unrecubbered splortz!!!!
Ai wuz makn U a valentyn, butt (*) ai kept habng to start over. U still lubs mii rite?
@@@@@!!!
Srry but mai reel kittehs has cum tu cograchulait meh now…wun is awn mai paws’n'arms and it is sew hard tu type!! Fankies awl SEW berry much for dis funs!!! I is sew lubbin it! Gotsa go for nao as ai can rlly onlee type one wurd per minnit! Poor averaje!! Awlmowst cannawt maik capitols!FAnkies eberywun fur asseptin meh as wun uv ur own! Honnurd!!! Rlly! Lubs u awl!!! Lik lik sniff sniff SLURP!!!
{{{{violet}}}} (dat izza hug) *shmoo* (dat izza kiss)
See u soon!
YEZZ!!! Hildacat!!! I is dere wif u!!! Fankies!!!
pjperry…fankies fur teh jasmin tea! YUMMMMEEE!!! Wif Hildacat’s cayk dis is WOWin!! U is awl awferin sew much lubs,luvs,lurvs….whateber u calls it! I gess awl kittehs speeks and printz differentlee!!Like littl childrenz! Anyhoo…I wud lubs tu tawks to u awl mors…but handz iz nao goin to sleeps wif fat cat on’em!! I is in Kelowna B.C Canada…ware is awl uv U? No tell if wanna remane privatz!
You can clickee on our bloo names for imfo and friendingz…I am from Chicago.
Next: teh paipr baeg trik! Pullin aot a bunee!
I wunted two join youz with teh fuhn. Oh wells, I az fund a boxz anywayz :3
Nawt tu worree.
Seams Ai iz Awlways layte, so Ai rites ennywai.
Wud be shayme to confine wunself tu jus teh currint fred, Aifinkso.
Am Glad tu see sumwun else cummin after the mayne tokkin is over.
(Finks — Floofy paw uv frenship is prolly in order heer.)
*extenz luvly orng paw (nawt poysin, an iz teh kleen, tu!)
Welcum tu Cheezland.