I fix puppy so now he listen.
ai iz gud at fixin things, remember?
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Wiv wun eer enniwai!
ooo deh 4-way ty!! Deh ty boo teek b habbing deh sparklee green-eyed kitteh figureenz fur St. Paddy’z day!
Thx mai cween!
tanks berr much. ai’z doing a soop supper at church on St. Paddyz day, an ai needs tings ta go wif da cornd bif an cabbabages.
i haz herd dat chokklit goez wif evverything.
Chokklit wif cornd bif an cabbabages? DO NOT WANT.
Mebbe fur dessert aftur mah palate iz cleered.
I’ll just has teh cormed beefs and skip teh cabbages.
So, can I has extry chocolates instead of teh cabbages?
Ob cors yu can – chonklit bees a bejtibul tu!
Tahts wat mai sun ses – an rise, an parsta.
Cheekie boi.
dey duz awl kome frum plants.
Mai baysik rool bees dat grene fings ar bejtibuls (incloodin Mint Aero bars an Mint Chonklit Chips aiskreme) an moast ob teh ennee ubber cullers bees froots.
Hab u tried Googlol? Ai juss tiept in Irish Food an der aer lossa ressipeez.
Whut goze wif corny beefs adn cabbabages???
Applolsaws
Boil’d taters wif parzlee
Creem uv sumpin suop
Dinnur roalz
E …
Eggstra speshul creemie sorce
Fienlee chawpt carrottes
Grayted cheez – ov cors!
Hand pikkt babee cawns
I…
Ierish soada bred
Jig (gonna dansdansdans)
Keggs uv Guiness
L….
Lotz of Guiness
Mooore Guiness
Nawt-emptee glazzes of Guinesss
O…
U liek teh ginness CK??
Orl sordid tieps ov drinkees
Par snips
Qwiklee blancht greenie beens
R…
Overflowing wif Guinness
Peeeing guinness
Q…….
*snerk*
Oh soo mush Guinessss (hic)
Perl onyons wit pees
Qwarts uf iced tee ( peeps cannot liv by Guiness aloan)
R….
red new potatos
sum more Guinness
tankards of tee (iced)
U…
Unwooded shardynay
Verry old unyuns
Wite sors of teh besst kaynd
X…
X cyoosmeitztiemwefinnishtthisliszt
Yesh taht meenz yoo – drink up nao
Zatz enuff ginniss nao eberywun.
Time gennelmenpleez.
Dere iz nebber enuff ginniss!
speeking of, has anywon seen/heard from guinness piggeh lately?
potato leek soup?
Yum! Vee Shee Swa!
ai has had c0ck o leekee soop beefour.
*hans keshet a shamwow*
Yu mite bee needing dis.
In wun yeer and owt teh udder! Conga-rats, anni, on teh tawp spot!
GMTA!
Thx gremlin!
Well dun Annipuss an awl teh uvver nawt-sekkund getterz! OCM waz wanderin aroun teh tea ruum agen, reedin an lurkin, wen !! suddnlee she reolizes itz parst 1 oklok – tehre muss bee a nyoo lol!
(Nawt tu menshun taht itz parst 1 oklok an ai shud bee in bed!)
Dog’s ear is looking a little dog-eared. *nods*
*nods wif LCB*
*starts getting sleepeh*
Gud. Now when I snap my fingers, u will awake, and u will remember nothing of this session. But every time u hear ur phone ring u will sing teh Filay-o-Fish jingle.
*snap*
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
*dreams of FishNChips*
*dials skwirrlgrrl’s pillow-phone number*
*pillow starts vibrating*
*dreams of…..er….. teh Beach Boys*
♪♫Fill, fill fill
F’lay-O-Fish
Fill, fill fill
F’lay-O-Fish
U got me nommin’ and burpin’
Nommin’ and a-burpin’
F’lay-O-Fish
Fill, fill,
Fillay-O-Fish
♫♪
**gigglol** can you hipnotize her to sing teh Meow-Mix song next?
HEY! Giv me bak that fillet-o-feesh. Gimme that feesh!
I feel compelld to poynt owt, tho, fur anny of yoo plannin to run owt and get wun, that teh speshul advertyzed in this commershul is from last Febroowary; that is, it is nawt current, kthx.
Taht iz a REEL commurshal?? Peeps wotch tihs an tehn bai teh berga?
Wuld be putting mee awf fishie forebber…
Well of korse nobody WE know wuld hav rushed owt and bot teh feesh sangwich based on this commershul.
*whissels, looks away, rubs toe in durt*
OK OK SO I AYT A FEESH SANGWISH OR TWO OR MEBBE THREE FORE ELEBENTY!!!! Sheesh! *runs and hides*
**chases after gremlin**
BOOP!
*ring*
Hello? LCB here. Who u is and whut u want? Oh, Gremlin? Sure. Plz to hold.
Gremlin? THere’s a singing fishie for u on line elebenty.
*whispurs* LCB, ther WUZ a feesh but . . . butt . . . buttt – *kries* I EETED it!
*ringring*
O hai. LCB here. Who u is and whut– oh. Yes, she’s here. Plz to hold teh line.
Gremlin? There’s another singing fishie for u on line elebenty-two.
Get it? Fish on teh line? *gigglols*
Feesh on teh line, ha ha, ha ha! But – hao kin it be on teh line if I eeted it?
*looks skeered* Sumtiems, they coem BAK!!! *runs and hides in kloset*
**faycepaw**
oh, & BOOP to LCB & gremlin
Hay, gammacat! Do me a flavor and anser teh phone for a few whiles? I has to to teh… u know. kthxsuckah!
*boards jet bound for Singapore and fliesawayfast*
okelee dokelee LCB!
**waytes by phone**
*riiiing! riiiiing!*
bananafone….!
where’s the sassafrassin reply button?
oh, there it is,
hello?
hm.. I hadnt seen that wun. but mabbeh that was a gud thing…
I had not seen that one. Only teh one that was on every 5 minutes during teh Olympics whare teh same 2 guise is in teh car and teh fish calls teh lite-haired one on hims cellaller phone and sings teh song.
But can I just say that is is commestible… commando… comment… it is a gud thing that teh singing fishie uses teh correct grammar: “Whut if it were u hanging up on this wall?”
O taht wun sowns MUCH bedder!
Aifink if ai were hanging up awn taht worl ai wud fawl awf wiv hyoomillyashun…
Gud grammar tho.
Mos grammars ar gud.
ai nebber metted a gramar ai didnawt laik … ai’m jsut sayin ……
Ai havtu sai ai offen seez teh grammar ai du nawt liek butt(!) ai maeks tehm rubb it owt an du it agen!
*seez leeza’z hed nodding*
a bobblol hedded skwirrlygurrl!!!
*pokez leeza’z hed tu watching it bobblol*
*watching deh nodding LCB hed*
Am u a bobblol hedded lolcatburgular??
*pokez deh LCBz hed tu watching it nod summoar.*
*gigglolz*
frenz and countreemenz….lend me yor eerz
Oops…furgot da roamins…sorry Shakespee…schayke…er, da Bard
LEOSMOM!!1!elebenty!!
How u is? Whare u been? Whut did u bring me? Anser teh last question first. kthxgimme
oooh, its so nice to be missed!! aiz bin lurkin, cauz aiz been workin hard! (ai shud only be lurkin now, butt (!!1!) ai cant resist mai frenz!!
Ai bringed you….
A pile of inboices to pay..
Bunchis of papers to sign
Certificates of Insurance to send out
Dull boring insurance stuff
E…
Ebbery taxform pleh
Fyling, fyling and moar fyling (where did awl dis cum frum??!!??)
Ginormous amownt uv eeeee-males tu anser
H…..
Horrible amounts of reports to write
Insane amount of reports to create
Ji-normous amounts of reports to fix
K….
-jenn
who works with too many )(&)(&*& reports
oh!!! oh!!! oh!!!! mai boy kitteh is Leo and mai girl kitteh is named Schatzie!!!!11!! so aim Schatziesmom, too!
Yesh yu aer!!! Mai Shatzee iz a littlol calico floofy kitteh.
Extry works for no extry credit
Forms to fill out in fourplicate
Grant application to get funds for moar grant application forms
H…
El lick trik bilz tu pae
Finn icky kuss towmurz
Grumpee unner riturz
Heeps uv paipur werkwerkwerk
I …
In voy sez
Jumble (i likez tu du deh Jumble)
Klipt tugezzer paperwerkz
L…..
Lawtz ov pensils tu bee raitin wiv
Munnee bukks butt(!) sadlee noe munnee innem
Nawt a bit ov tidiness awn teh deskk
O…
Obbertyme! (sai no moar!)
Pleny uf meeting minits tu tipe
Qwite a lawt uf tie len awl fur mi werk hed ake
R…
Reemz uv paperz tu being filingifyed owt
Stoopee reportz tu riting
Tax formz
U……
Unpayed billz out teh wazoo
Verry, verry late notizes
Wat teh heck is dat bill 4?
X…
Xtra huge pile of paperwork
Yellow forms in triplicat
Zipped files
Ai hazza impresst wiv teh slitelee moar pyoor kwalitee ov tihs liszt as compeard wiv teh wun upfred. !!!
ai fink it wuz teh Guiness
yash – indede.
Yubecha … HIC!
WHAT!!!
Speek up!!
Congratz 5 Eagles.
If I came second then how come I am way down here?.LOL
*Shoots up arrow with a rope on it* ————–
—————-> dang missed.
WP dassunt listen.
Who’s on furst?
*snerk*
Who,why?
Wats awn sekkond?
I dunno….THIRD BASE!
yesh
I would like to hit a home run.
well den hit it hard sew why oar bucuz donut catch it!
heer iz a youtube video u mai find halpful adn ufny.
I bet u wood.
/runs
Itz teh lawng strings hangin awf teh uvver free nawt-sekkunds.
*getz sizzers an cutz uvver stringz*
Dere u go, 5Eags! U bee up teh tawp nao!
U obilusslee feelin okay todai – tahts gud.
Oh yes. hai Ozcatmum. I have to go at 2:30 for holster monitor for fifteen day. I will be like a kitteh on a leash.LOL. I no like it.
I am having fibrillation every day now. I come here and laugh them out.LOL
A holster eh? – du u getz a gun two??!
Ai hads to wear wun of dose wuns. Iz not so bad, u gets used to it. But den, u iz sittin der worryin abawt whedder or not it will goes off, and den dat makes ur hart beet faster and it goes awf!
Iz very poor system, aifinkso.
Gud luk wiffit, tho, we is sending beemz!
Maybe next I will use my catarang wif rope..
Catarang… iz taht liek a boomerang???
Nooooo its what Batman uses..LOL
Ahh. Ai nyoo taht. Wuns lawnng agoe…
Puppy will nevar listen to kittehs…
sadly, dat b truu!!
Pointee ens speek lowder dan meowz!
Also truu!
awl fixed an reddy 4 sale 2 da highestest bidder.
(knot reely – ai lubs da goggies 2)
noodle -i dun no wats i doin but i dood it anyway- wacha think- i dood ok?
ohai nuffy ***extentz floofy paw ob frenchsips (no, no frendzhips, no, no frendships to nuffy)**** aiz berry pleezed ta meeted u.
u dood bery bery gud.
Babbeh Basemint kitteh iz scarwee!!! Run babbeh goggie run furr yer libe!!!
O, ai needz doo dis 2 mystr CatLadeee.
… adn ifz himz STILLZ nawt lissen, ai fiks himz uvver eer!
Noodle – i’s dun no wats i doin but i dood it anyway – hey evrybodies is OK?
Tihs kitteh haz teh eebil lukk in himz aiez. Skerry!
Aifinkso! Dis kitteh’s hoomin in fur a ryde wif dis wun!!
Imajin if u waz layt wiv himz dinna?!!! Nawt bee prittee site.
OMCC, dat is cute.
i haz a frend what used to say “look, him haz hiz ear on backwards!”
always mayd me LOL
Is dere a Pleaz not to bee bendingz back teh eer troll?
probably!
Sarcasm ON /
OBVIOUSLY, a human did this! Because cats do not have opposable thumbs!~
This is not funny. It hurts the ear of the dog to have a bended ear.
Don’t even TRY to blame this on that POOR! INNOCENT! CAT! Look at him! Does he look like he could do something like this???
/Sarcasm OFF
Him sir tennlee duz….
*nods* Yep, yep dat bebbeh kitteh luks likee hee capabobbol ub jest aboot eenyfink!!! He beez scarwee lookin… I shure iz jest cuz he bee da mad rite now, butt steel — dat wun meenee luk!!
Ohai Cheezpeeps! Kafleen schmooch…Ob corse, wez neber dyd dis tu r Goggie, butt (!) sumtymes it happenyz acsidentually, cause dey crazee. We alwaz sayz *Every time an ear gets flipped, an Angel gets his wings*
Mai sillee goggie duz it tu himsalf. He pawrs at himz eerz an wun offen stikks ova liek taht. Heez a goggie – wat u eggspekt?
*Nawds vigorushlie in agreameynt* gud ting I bees werying a scharff tuday arund mai nekc oar mai hed mite fal off
kitteh has eebil luuk, but is soooo kyooot!
an a kyooot littlol puppeee
SSSQQUUUEEEEE!!!
SPLORT!!!
uh-oh!!
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee awl deh braynez inna pile.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee dem up.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee intu deh braynial cabity,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp.
*Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
.
Dat bedder?
Tuk u up in dis floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
FangQ mai cween! ai wasnt prepared for the ebil kyoot!
**Snuggle**
*nods hed* Yes, gamma, sumtiems ebil wayrs a gray, floofy cat-soot.
Pore bebbeh goggie luks sew clooless. Cat luks debilish
Butt kitteh, duz u fink that wil reely wurk? Affer awl U has dose gynormous sayle lyke eers awl opend up an U neber lissen…. jus sayin!
Kittehs doan’t nead 2 lissun. Dey noe awl dey nead 2 noe.
Yabbut look at teh floor in teh ears! It filters out the noise teh hoomans make and just lets in teh sound of teh can openuperer. *nods*
Ahhh! Sew taht bee wai mai kittehs dunnawt heer wen ai tel dem tew stawp clawin teh sofa but come runnin at teh teeniest treet bag russle. Teh power uv teh eer floof, itz a strainge an mysteereous force!
dat eggsplains it! mai kittehs will pop up from a deep sleep at teh sound of a gushifud can bein opened, but wont get awf teh tablol!!
*nods* it awl maiks sens naow!
Aiv awlwaes sed dat mai kittehs kin heer teh sownd ob sallaivuree glands oapinnin up …
Bebbeh goggie, dont tern yer bak on dat kitteh
bery good abvise, aifinkso!
Bebbeh goggie, dont tern yer bak on dat kitteh
*Titens CHRG*
*averts iiz*
whose iiz are you vertin?
heer is sum ducky tape wif kittehs on it for safety
**wrapwrapwrapwrap**
*cutz airholes for NS to breeve*
you OK in dere, NS?
*gasp*
Fankies, GHM!
Itz bery daynjerus to haz such a kyoot kitteh in teh saem pikshur az such a kyoot goggie, aifinkso.
“His master’s voyce,” kitteh vershun.
I’d make this my desktop, only the coolest cat picture hasn’t been on it long enough. You know the one. Black cat, streaking over a wall. Still, dang, this is kyoot!
wow, iz a cute kit.
Coot! Tew much coot. I have ta sit down for a while.
(Puts on anti-splort gear)
Basement Cat in his younger years.
i noes wants to kno how to fix doggie
Cannotz furget Power’s Whiskey! or teh ohter Whiskey as long az teh Irish teem iz kep fur Noms!