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a gud rub iz wot ai nede
Wowza, pb! Yew haz a fore-wai brayde and three of them iz wiv yerself! CongraratZ!
Whu Rae ?? Sew ai did !! Hoo rai !! * sawree bowt taht !! *
Dat massus muss be gud iffn yu kin brayde yerself!
* Whispurs, ackshuly, ai haz a solo … *
Drum solo? Gitarr solo? Freeburd!!!!!!! *Gits owt liter*
* Considderz singen “O Solo Mio” butt(!) tihnks bettar ob it !! *
thank you!
Hee, hee !! * Ai reeli am larfign !!
*
glad i could help.
* wel ai didnut meen ennifing yu cud bi finkign ob … !! *
*Snerk!*
Wat wuld we bee finkin ov??? *Heds tu NB*
*heads of the NB*
*Leaves a roo barbe and walled knut crumblol on the boofay tablol ( ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/rhubarbandwalnutcrum_88591.shtml ) along wif sum tee an cawfee an camomyle tee for the stayinguplaters *
Oooo! Fankee fur teh camomyle, Nennepus! An ai luvs walled knuts! Ummm!
Ooooh. Roobarbe cromblol. Haev knot had fore tu loong. *taeks big bowl adn gose tu korner to nom awl biself*
Ohai Nenne! Roobarb – yum! Mai fabrit, wiv applol oar nutz oar crumblol oar – bai itsalf.
*skritches hed* Hmmm. Seemz tu me ai bin sayin “Mai fabrit” foar a lawt of fuds maed bai Nenne an uvver cheezpeeps. Culd bee a missij heer…
*nodnodnod*
I nose how u feel…
Butt (!!) – this is cheesland fud – u can have all u want!
Ai CAN !!!
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* Grabz cuttlury in eetch paw nd sitz at tablol … !!
Help urself PB!
(we nose wut I did, last tiem we tryed to serve fud the propreeate an posh way…)
Wud it halp if ai offurrd tu du teh dishiz ??
prolly knot – I’s be just as clumsee
*dansdansdanstwirldans* Konkatulations pb
Othx n Ohai Wolfkit !! * nd niec dans dans dansign tuu
*
inter speesees
Masseus kitteh is talent-ted. . .or talon-ted. . .or talon-toed!
Talon-toad??
Ewww – naztee – do NOT want
*hop-hop-KLAW!-hop-hop*
Yeff, is whut nytemayrs ar mayd ob.
Toadally hawriffic!
stritch those tindonz
Conga ratz PB. A nawt sekkund anna hole lawt ov sekkunds as wel.
U sowndin a bit liek a nyoo zillenda heer.
*OCM dukks owt fer a but* BBL.
Thx OCM !! * Chik yu leeter !! *
eeze tohse aking boanz
Piking fur nitz ??
O yez !! Yu iz a teetcha … !!
Maeks me scritch juss reedin it!
Chekkin fur tix?
Ai is kayrful nawt tu yooz teh poyntee-ends (much).
Den wud bee akyupunkshur nawt massaj aifinkso.
An alawt noyzier tu aifinkso. “Ow! Ooch! Stawp!”
Can you say, Probably declawed?
no, she’s not declawed. but she is very gentle!!
Maybe so akyupresuur massaj?
Ai kawls it massaj-upunkshur. Is mai speshultee.
Wuldn it leev u a littlol flat?
Only if u is blow-up doll.
I tink sumwun needses to go tu NB *nods*
Akshully, wuz hedding tu bed, saw noo lol.
Ai will goe deyr nao. Nytee-nyt down-unders (adn layt-nyters!)
Haz gud dreems AP
nyte nyte AP!
snooze tite!!
Nite AP.
I haz needs fore showder massage plskthx
Ohai Wolfkit! Mee two. *arches bakk* juss a littlol tu teh riet plzthx”
Ohai OCM
you knead showder?!?
Here ht tp://www.chowderrecipes.net/ChowderRecipes.htm – you can choose wichever u like!!!
Ooh – wynter jus arownd teh korner. tihs paige coem in handee me thinks *nod nod*
Tank u
*lukks fore teh corner Wolfkit speeks ov*
*onlee seez heatwayb an moar summa*
Must be inna diffrint contree aifinkso….
Iz a loong slow bend/corner tu go rouwnd
Yep. Aifinkso. Hard tu bleev itz Ortum. Owell. Mussn komplayn.
Jeez, that´s cool. I want this cat.
yeah, we had that same thought when we addopted her. she is a blessing.
Massoose Kitteh fyndz
awll kyndz nawttedz mussillz inz
playssez shoodz nawtz beez!
Massoose Kitteh amz
lyke sawft Hawtz Watturrz Bawtull
awn hurz Beeg Gye’z chest!!
Massoose Kitteh shoodz
wawlkz awn hurz Beeg Gye’z bakk anz
Napz awn himz kiddneez!!!
Jack.
Nyce wurk Jack !!
awesome pawwsome.
Chile can have help?
mi pawfessnail masag so gud for yu, make yu hapy snorrings.
Should be called “checking for head lice kitteh”
o.O
Nitty nora teh bug eggsplorur!
If only I could teach mine to do that on cue and let me choose my neck or my shoulders as a target!
“Hao else iz I spose to kleen mai pawz wen Iz finnish in da litta bocks?”
with claws? ouch.
Poor declawed kitty
…. he’d be all scarred otherwise…
she’s not declawed!! she’s just gentle!
My kitty does this to me, except he stabs the f#$% out of me when he does it. x_x
c’mell’s umpteen-zillion-greats grandmother?
checking blooness
He lubs hims daddy
(dyslexia doesn’t mix well with lolspeak, so excuse my lack of it, but…)
My cat does a similar thing in the mornings, but only on my neck and face and inner arms (actually the worst bit), not fun when he gets a claw stuck in my lip, but usually not too horrendous. You can see the cat has clipped/rounded short claws in the first part, so that throws out the de-clawed theories.
Got a Purr-forated scalp now
phrenology kitteh interprets yur furry skull
the cat isn’t massaging him, they’re checking his internal organs for weaknesses.
…or maybe the kitty’s slooowly tenderizing him, like fine Kobe beef.
Ooh, what a cute guy! The cat is pretty adorable as well.
thank god i’m not the only one staring at the guy all the time
iz teh paws dat reefreshiz!
My cat does that to me all the time. She purrs too.
Haha, that’s lovely! And such a handsome guy
Glad to know that a head-hair-fetish isn’t just one held by my step-mum’s cat!