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Do me a favor? Move alla dis crap so’s I can take a spin.
Picture by: Willow’s Mom Caption by: andykatz via Advanced Lol Builder
Puleeez!
conga rats and gallumphin gophers on your nawt sekund, ozcatmum!
heer are sum sordid noms and drinks to sillybrate!
Fanks, Gammacat! Ai nebber sene 9 nawt-sekkunds befawr. Watz it calld? Astnonashring?
Teh rekord iz 18 in teh nawt sekund minnit!
*nods* wood kneed naymtags jus to keep ‘em all strate!
ninesensiklol, maiB??
A triplol brayde?!
Young ladee – wut are u doing up at this hour!! is almost my bedtiem – let alone yours!!!
*takes of strict mummy-mask*
*whispurrs* hope ur having friedegg off!!
Galumping gooses on being top of the pops OM!
shampers and cheeseepuffs for all!
Ohai Nenne *lukks arown fore yung ladee* Nope – nun heer. Jus ole 52.
Ai bin having a rlly gud tiem an tehre waz so mutch happee heer tonite so ai staid an staid.
Yes, ai am staying hoam Friedegg – just as wel – 4.15am!! (waz awlreddy)
Tiem tu sai gudnite tho. Bai!
G’nite? Iz awlmoast G’mornin! Sleep tite tho!
Fanks Anni – an fanks Nenne too. *grabs a cheeseepuff an runz awf tu bed* *sweeps crums owt ov bed* *fawls aslee…zzzZZZZZZ
ooh – I diddunt mean to send u to bed!
{{{{{{{OzcatMum}}}}}}}}
Thanks for the pashunfroot caek urlier!
*openz wun eye*
Seeya
Iz ok Nenne. Lukk at teh tiem! Ai shuld hav gawn abowt 4 owers ago!
*cloazes eye agen* Zzzzzzzzzz
*dreemz ov pashunfroot…Cottees cawdyal…spinning cubbids…*
Cheezland teh best.
nite nite!
*tucks OM inn lite silk sheet, leaves a glass of water with ice kyoobs onda nite stand*
sleep tite!
I wanna seez sum Galumping gooses!!! Dey sounds funneh? You hab U-Toob bideo ub demz????
wheeee!!!!!
Gollygosh! A forfawld GMTA!
ai know!! mind melds on an epic scale!
magnetic……..BRAINS!
aaaaaiiiieeeee!
*luks fer Spock* mai nerd let mee show yu et
holee mynd meldz battyman!!!
Wheeeeeeee!
**gigglol** GMTA nightshayde!
Hee hee!
*lieks teh spinnee rieds*
Yupz! – adn tihs wun’z moar bedderer tehn teh tee kupz atz teh MowsHows … noe lyns!
LOTZ o GMTA, NS, Gamma, and TWL!
purrreesyslee wut i were tinkin hahaha i sed it daown below
wih needz a howskeepurr
Wheeeee!
Iz in yer cabnets, spinnin yer condiments!
WEEEEE!!!!!
Kitteh wants 2 hab fun!
Whee itz teh teecup ryde!
dem teecups mayk me teh dizzi – hoap for no hayrbals!
Hay, TTC – GMTA!!
*stagurz awl dizzy lolee inz surtch uv sumplays taht iznawt spinnen*
konsiderit kitteh iz … konsiderit…
tru! most kittehs wood just nock eberything to the floor!
Datz teh step aftur askin politely.
williboi wud…
*krash…klunk…..boink….thud*
*twurl* wheeeeeee *twurl* wheeeee *twurl* wheeeee…. urp…
merrroooyowel! ….doan feels sew gud
Oh noes!!! *maykes sum peppurmint tee fur willy boy*
dat happenz to mee too! dis will halp
Monty wuld nawt arsk – he wuld be rattlin teh pawts an pans, wiv teh dore shut, tehn *noknoknok* “Plzcanaicomowtnao?” “Wear ar u?” “Intehcubbid – agen”
BumpyKatt goez ehnywher he wantz tu, we’z cawl him “teh vyrus” 1 tyme he gotz stuk behynd teh silbrewear drawur!! Thot we wuld haz tu cawl teh Fyremens *too bad we didn’t*
when I sit at the computer, Shadow-girl puts her front paws on the back of the chayre and then pokes me in the butt (and normally scares me half to deth)
the look on her fayce says “why is there a giant pink thing in my nappy spot?”
Mom has a tray table next to her recliner — the tray table keeps filling up with papers & assorted small items (pencils, ponytail holders, paper clips, small toys, etc…), but it’s also a favorite napping spot for a few of the kitties. Every once in a while, a kitty knocks everything to the floor, then looks at Mom as if to say, “haven’t you learned yet?”
Mom has still not learned that the table is for kitties. Random stuff should be on the floor.
My Eve used to let the dogs out of the bathroom (where they were supposed to stay during the day) just so he could sleep in their bed….
Ai’s Mezzo’s nappy spot. Ebbry tiem ai wants tue doo sumfing, ai has tew get aot frum under Mezzo.
LMAOPIMP….jiant pink fing…..ohhhh h0oooi0o0o
*snerk*
omg we iz habin a SOOPURR GMTA momint aifinkso!!!
*snerk*
pullll outs ebberiting cepts 4 dat gushifuds. den clothes da doors. kthxbii.
I wantz tu jump up, clime up, goe sideways, leap frum shef to shef, pownse doun frum ambusssh, frow toy mousies an wadder ballooooonz doun on peeps
*runs fer covur*
aftur awl – it iz mai pribate caro. . . ummm . . . merry-go-roundz
den ai puek awl ova teh plais.
ewwww, know barfings inn da fud kabinet.
***hurri obber 2 da otter kloset an upchuks inn da runnin snickers**
Kitteh wants the wurld go around, wurld go around!
**sigh** Back to werk, and I dont get cell phone reception in teh lab, so no playin in cheezland!
TTFN and dont get too sick on the spinee rides
**leeves cups of soothing pepermint or chamomeel tee**
Sorry to interupt, just checking to see if my blooness is back. Iffn it is, someone plz to be tellin Phillipe.
yayyyyyy
Congrats awn ur blooniss!
Don’t be lazy, Susan, move this stuff!
Whut ai getz ifz ai grabz teh brassass ryng awn tihs marree-goe-rowndanrownd??
bah, i’m stukked in moderation (cawz ob linkies?) so heer it is agin:
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Monkeypaw, SteamingPile, an owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, a delishus blakk forest cheeri caek (an teh cherriez is froots so iz also nootrishus!
), iskreem, spakrly party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark fairies (like me!! only i not glowwz in teh dark), glo-in-teh-dark shaped raynbo slinkees, kandee, an glo-in-teh dark alien stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Oooo, kant wate 4 dark to c all teh glo-in-teh dark stuffs!
Happeetayle burfdae tu awl teh burfdae peepses!
*grabz a peese uv cheery caek az teh marree-goe-rownd goze rownd … adn a glo-inna drak faerie awn teh neggst goe-rownd*
*thud* wat a tai twoday!!!!! Fantabyoolus.
g’nite, mai cheezefrendz! Hazza lublollee eebening, oar moarneng, oar wutebber thyme itz izz wairebber yu izz! Thyme foar mih tu goe hoam!
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOS tu wun adn awl!*
My blooness is back also! Someone please to let philip d’beeker know also.
Kthxbai!!
>^;^<
Oh, YAY!!
so, if I make a comment now, deh noo lol will pop up and no wun will seeing dis. Iz dat how dis werkz?
possumbly
a pair ent lee knot.
Chile can have help?
Oh SANAFABICH!!! AR YOO AWL RITE???? I’VE BIN REELEE
Skews mee. Dint meen to be shauting!
I’ve been reellee werried about yoo. Ai wuz gonna leeve a msg awn yur profyle. But yoo ar sort ov awl rite, oar yoo cudn’t bee heer.
Ai wuz SOOO releeved to see yur nayme heer.
{{{{{{{{SANAFABICH}}}}}}}}
An ai am soo sorree about waht happened. Hao verree scary that must hav bin. An probablee still iz.
Thank u ur concern, janet. Im alright as well as mah pplz an home. I liv in santiago (capitol city, rite in da middle ov chile), an although teh earthquaek wuz pritee big her, it wuz teh south ov chile dat sufferd teh most.
As 4 da earthwuaek itself, it wuz horrible! I liv in da 14th floor an i thot teh buildin wuz goin 2 break in half.
glad to hear you are sayfe.
Thoughts and Prayers from teh Hot to the peeplz of Chile.
Ai am so reeleeved to heer this. Thanks fur letting me noe.
If ai were a Merry Can Nooz Interviewer, ai wud ask “An tell us, Mr. Sanafabich. Just what were yoo feeling wehn yoo thot teh bilding wuz going 2 brake in haff.
That must have been . . . I’ve never bin in an urthkwake. But I have a hard time imajining anything moar frightening.
Ai’m just so glad to heer that yoo an yours are all rite.
But I do feel really bad fur awl teh peepl hoo ar nao suffering so much. I joyn with Tidmum in sending awl the best thots ai can muster to tehm.
That kitchen cabinet looks just like the one we had in Virginia Beach. But we used it for pots and pans.
WAY CRAZY DUDES!!!!