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Pooooosh!
wayte….wot’s kitteh kneed nikel four anywhey?
noms mashine!
hardt to yoose wifowt posable fumbs, tho…
hard tu hang awn tu wif no pokkits, neever.
needs it for cheezburger. naow he only needs $4.90
savings from in btween the couch rly adin up
datz fur kitteh tu noe adn yu tu wonda.
Iz tu howld daown teh ded maus Ai hieded unnur teh fridjimator lass week.
Lessee, ai try agin.
kitteh needs munneez for
Applol pie
Bacon adn
Cheezburgerz, ob course!
D…
Dangli shiny tings
Extra noms, of coarse
Full bowl of gushifuds…
Gushifuds, ken nebba has enuf
Hai kwalitee nip (emportud, nawt teh damestik)
Itemz relevunt tu mai intrusts
J…
Jarz ov gushifuds
Kountless catnip mousies
Lotz ov playtings
M…
Maus mousse
Nipz Tunaz
Ooohhh A shinee!!
P…
Pies (sordid)
Quiche – cheesee
Reems of paper to shred
Shinee!
T…
Tunas
Uder shinee
Veree importan gooshie fuds
W …
Wippee creme awn himz wafflolz (ohai dawnkey
)
Xtra gud toiz
Y-nawt sabe sum ??
Zzzzz – tuu mutsh finking send mi tu slepe !!
Jiggur uf shwimpz
Kilo uf king crabz
Lawts uf Stringz
M…
ai’ll helps u pooooooooosh
onna 1 onna 2 onna 3 poooosh
conga ratz, anni!
Thx catena!
wowie annipuss! ai tips mai hatz 2 u. ur faster dan a locomotion. iz b da cabose 4 u enytime.
oops – pardon my manners –
conga rats and shoe laces, anni!
Thx GHM!
ooops sorry Annie shuld hab replyed to u…my concatshulashions are downtred……..drinkee, cukkee? Woteber u lyke!
conga rats, annipuss!
Bank of teh kitteh!
mai iz mak a deposits inns ur bank? ***runz aweigh laffing***
derz donuts down thred. c u dere ***flips powered suger on TTC****
conga rats on ur nawt-sekkund, TrollingTomCat!
wud u laik a donut to silly brayd?
iz mines 4 a change
conga rats on ur nawt sekkund! wud u laik a donut? ai hab brot sum agin: sordid donuts, enuff for ebbrywun!
fanks u. ai’ll takes a powered suger 1 todai. ****powdered suger falz awl obber kaiem an noodel***
ooops, sowry. when didz ur air getz sew white?
um, juss now aifinkso.
*shakes hed*
snoooow!
pretti, luks likes winterz stil here.
dis is teh best kinda snow… teh nawt wet snow.
*liks fingurs*
also tasty
a liddlol halp? aiz not a big kitteh, adn dis is a big cowch.
GMTA!
indeed! butt (!) ai donut no abowt u, butt (!!) ai duz not has a grate mind. Juss a regyoolar wun.
eh littul hepp?
Conkittehsulashuns Annie on ur nawt sekkund! Iznt neerly ur beddybyetyme soon? Mebbe no danse, but drinkee adn cukkee?
Thx TTC, Yep Ai wull be off 2 bed sune iz juss affer 11pm heer.
psssssst. TTC whatz anni’s secrets? how she mobs moar quicky dan ennibodi?
Iz partlee juss lukk – iffn u can fink uv sumfin short an eezee 2 tiep, dat halps, but it dipends awn teh speed uv ur connekshun az well.
iz impressioned bai ur kwuikness. ai tink mai brains iz slower dan mi computor. butts iz lotz ob fun heres inna cheezeland.
Iz Sooper Anni!!
ai no nede no halp fwom NOBODI! ai ar a beeg kitteh nau! See!
no halp!
Awww, dats sew koot lunar…liddle halp fwom mai fwenz
sssqquueeee!!!! what a kyoot littlol bloo-eyed fluffbawl!!!
**holds on tew chrg**
carful der, gammacat!
*taeks owt teh dukky tape*
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap *
mumblewimblemmmph!!!!
O mai gudness! HALP!! Teh gammacat nawt can breev!!
*runs in circlols panniking*
*kutz whole in taype four gamma to breeve
gibs 4.5 a flannik*
FangQ you two!
aiz glad ur ok, gamma cat
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
onoez!
*nee naw nee naw*
maek way for teh CCC!
*scoopy scoopy scoopy teh braynes*
*rinsey rinse rinse rinse wif lemming water*
*pat pat pat pat pat teh braynes bak into teh hed cabbity, rearrange teh hedbones*
wut kulur taype wud u laik? *squints, eyeing teh selecshun* aifinkso u wud luk gud in turkwois. Ai hab sum turkwois penguins dukky taype
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap *
ta daaa!
*hands D-R a chokklit possum, wraps in a floofy blankee*
anyting else u need?
*haz a prowd of herself*
Thank u so much, KaiEm
I has a better nao
ohai D-R
be karefull. donut luk at da otter liddle kitteh on da rite. iz awlsew a cutie.
Whew. Thanks!
*kutz ayr wholez fur D-R*
neis, job, KM….butt(!) ai tink yu ben watchun cweenmj fur ducky tayp pointahz…hu perhapz, due nawt tu tekneek, butt(!) ovaeggsubarense, mae nawt bii teh bes instructa.
ai duz hab a tendensy to get excitablol.
nawt tu worriez!
I lurve teh splortacious littul kittehs
dont we all
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
habz Soopah Strengff wen itz cumz
2 lawstiddz Munneez!
Lawstiddz Munneez amz
berreh prittee andz shynee.
Needz 4 Cheezburgrz!!
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
keepz Lawstiddz Munnez inz pylez
4 eezee cownteengz!!!
Cheezburgrz canz maykz
Bebbeh Kitteh beeg andz strawng.
Kitteh needz pawkittz!
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
Itteh Bitteh Nom Nom Bagz
4 Shynee Munneez!!
Lawstiddz Munneez stayz
cloass 2 Shynee Deevyssez
Bebbeh Kitteh lubz!!!
Jack.
Littul blak kitteh
has deskovah, much tu
noe pokkutz en tux!
ohai, catena!
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
gets strawngurr wen U rubz hurz
snowee blowss andz vesst!
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
amz ekksellentz atz gettengz
Rubbinz andz Snorgillz!!
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
amz jusst t3h ryte syze 4 Napz
in Prittee Wun’z lap!!!
Jack.
Izza poitree fest! Nais werk, Jack an Catena!
*clappity clappity clappity*
bery nice!
(hears rumbling sound)
(runs for ducttape)
d’oh… too late…
S P L O R T
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed viktum to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
inteereeor desynur kitteh is re ahranjing yur furnature.
Ohai, ebbriwun.
Yestiddai, ai haz tew use (ai meens borro) some stuffz frum da CCC ober in puppehland 4 bostomterroror splortage. Fanks. eet wuz a emerjencie.
Ohai! Yesh, wi saw teh mergenci reskew yu purrformed in teh wilds of hotdoghome. Xcellent jawb, aifinkso! Teh puppeh’s toepads were surely splortacious. Shows even a goggeh can has teh kyoot sometimez. (Agh! Hair-a-sea! Nawt.) Keep up teh good work!
*taeks owt teh dukky tape*
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap *
HALPS! I NO CAN BREATHEZ!!
yu tuk rappy lessuns frum teh cween, didunt yu?
*fynds teh skissors an mayks teh breetin hoals fur KKC*
*gaspz for airz* Tank u, keshet! I can breaves agains!