No, thanks. The tablecloth’s made me a bit queasy.
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ai cudnawt eet enni moor eniisaiz
Yeff, ai is awl fulla stayks tuu *urp*
Wowz, ur gettin kwik, PB!
U leed a 5-way makramay, plus a sekkund kommint ob ur own!
*dans-dans-dubbloldipleeder-dans-dans*
Thx AP !! Ai maikin dubbly shore !! * Annipuss duz it mor tahn ai can *
Hop, jump, skip …. land !! * Izztaht a dans oar aflektix ?? *
Aifink izza beri afletik dans, yeff.
*APz hedd moobs bakk-adn-forf wachin teh afletiks*
Aifink ai stikks tu dat foar nao. Much less wurks.
Adn less kweezy-maykin *urp*
U wants sum drinkeez? Alka-seltzerz? Pink-stuffs?
A sorceror ob mlik, plzthx !!
*putz soarsururur awn teh fluur*
*re-fill soarsururur wiff moar milks*
*fills it wiff milks*
*lapp-lapp-lapp* Mmmm, datz gud!
* conjurz up a happy tite nd slurpz teh lot !! *
Done like dinner
You just beat me by one second poussinboi.LOL
Ai feal gud bowt taht tuu !! * kidden *
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* Ohai mista eeglolz !!
No, you should have just rubbed it in.LOL
Hee, hee !! Yu bin wurkin tudai oar LOLing arownd ??
Yu wernt LOLeegagin wif yur nawt seccund commint PB!
Mebbe heez LOLeegaggin on de wai…
ARRRRGGG WP! *Shaykes fist*
* eggstenz paw nd shaiks fist wib drgnfly *
Wel halow sir, shall we dans naow?
*Dansdanstwirlkurtsee*
Sush a gennleman!
*Dans’n'spin’tehDrgnfly’n'bow*
An gracefulol tu! *sigh
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* .. tripz awn himz feat az hi sitz daon !!
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I was working long hours. I am very stressed so I come here to laugh. To sit at the table and exhange stories and jokes.(notice how I tied in the lolz).
Try using your ‘S” as a 5.LOL 3KM. How are you today?
SE, I iz gud. I got tu gow tu da NB and LOL an play wif myne Cheezpeeps. How iz yu dewin?
I nebber wuld have come up wif dat awn myne own.
Thnx fur da advise awn da “S”
Lawng owerz am no gud fur stress, yu kno !! * Ai yoost tu, butt(!) nawt nao !! *
Yu duuen gud tu ty fur nawt-sekkund, 5 eaglolz !! Izza wurld wyde comp pet ishun, sew proobz ur brayn iz wurld clarss !!
Donut werree 5E. Wee will mayk yu laff summoar.
*drgnfly koms owt wif a clown noze on tu du a dansdansdans*
Yadda yadda yadda bim bam BOOM!
*drgnfly trips onna bug shuz an enz up onna flor*
Hee hee
Lmao thats what I am talking about. I had visuals on that one. Hey dress pussinboi up as a clown too?
Tahtz rite !! Go ahed n larf !!
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Some people love eating chocolate with marshmallow whip creme and almonds. This is my treat on this site.
Yor mum maiks a betta play luntsh tahn mai mum, ai sea !!
Mmmm, chonklit wif mushmellow wippee creem an almunds sownd nommy!
Oh, de cheezy peeps iz nais tu 
?? *larf larf larf*
Blargh!!!
Is guud with cream corn cweenmj.
An da hooch in da jarr?
Ai wunner if teh floor iz enny beddur.
Butt ( ! ) dat luks lyk hoamade maplol sirrup in dat maysin jar, an yous knowed wut dat mean!!
Pannycaeks!!!!!!!!!!
Oooo, iz dere bakun tu? *hazza hoapful*
Aifniks yous haz to haz baycuns wif pannycaeks. Is stayt law or sumfin lyk dat. Oar maybees iz a sin. I dunno. Wun ob doze bad fings.
Iz da unnown elebenteenth commanmant “Thou shal nawt hab panycaeks wifowt bakun!”
*nods*
Ai wuddnt say no tu sum shwimpeez awn teh fluur, tho!
*luuks at teh linoalium* Nebber mynd.
Hao yu feline ?? * Yu gawt bad taist, u kno *
Emptee playte is nawt gud!
Kitteh mite go hungary !!
oar himz culd polish it awf.
Teh 70s called. Dey wants der dining ruum bak.
LOL
Hmph. Well, they can has their stoopy kitchen back if they gives me back my turkoyze tommyhawk necklace, teh one I buyed in Aridzona wif my allowances when I was visiting teh grandparents. I last sawr it around 1977. Deal?
* Hazza suzpishun ob granma *
“Wot big nekless, yuuv gawt, gramma !!”
Awl teh bedder tu lure, er, entyce, er,awl teh bedder tu getchu clowser, mi deer!
But… but… was just a littlol tommyhawk and gramma like teh big necklaceses. I has her squishblossom necklace and it is teh so heavy that I needs to ware a reinforced steel brazeer to keep from being nocked over when I wares it.
Steel brazeer? Mmmm, wii can has moar stakes? Adn shwimps?
*drools*
*bringz lolcatburglar a BEEG Boo Kay ov squishblosssum flours an layz it at hur feet.*
*hugs Janet*
Purrr prrrrr purrrr prrrrrPURRRRRRRRRR!
*HUGS LCB*
*sniff* ai think ai need anuther hankeee. . .
*gives Janet a lace-edged ShamWow*
Oooooohhhhh! Did yoo tat thiz lace yurself???
*daintillee dabs at aiez*
*rings aut into a beeg bloo bukkit, wich oberflows*
Ifinkso I seen it da otter dai. Wuz at a yard, um I mean an expensive auction. Yes, yes, dat wuz it.
*pleex xcuse myen nawn knowing uf da strike out thingy*
*wispurrs*
Itz teh werd “strike” at teh beginning, an “/strike” at teh end, but wif a “>” at teh end uv eech werd, an a “<" at teh beginning uv each werd.
Well then why u didnot buy it 4 me? *leaky eyes*
O, and u does teh strike out like this:
<strike>whut u want striked out</strike> =
whut u want striked out*Pssst* Itz like bold only wif deh word strike instead uv deh letter b.
Oar laik boldof cweenmj an hur amaizink cartwheeleeeeeeeZ.
*cartwheelz over tu Janet*
Oh Hai!!! I finso u b kinda bold urself!!
k’mon!!! give it a try!!!
*continues cartwheeling*
*bakflips after cweenmj*
Whooo HOOOOOOOOooooooooooolukkout!!!
w00t!! Winnie-Wonka hassa lol on hers birfdai!!!
Gud
WinWun Winnie !! Habbee Burfdai !!!11!!!Wowz, she (?) had wun juss reesintly tuu, lyke lass week?
Gud jawb awn teh lol-maykin! *dans-dans-fruntpayj-dans-dans*
Tyme tu bring owt teh rollikin rohdents!! C’mon skweekers, du yur dansdansdans fur teh nawt sekkunds adn Winnie!!!
Heer tehy kom, drest in teihr bestest dansin cozzies. Itzza hi step, kik step, spin nd leep …… nd jazzpaws !!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 
c ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ 
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ 
♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER Winnie-Wonka ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
Sheez prettee cloase to being teh kween ov teh capshuners, ai think.
DAt is AWSUM!!! Your creative brain is full of win-nie!!!
Happy Birthday, Winnie-Wonka!
Umm.
*Hazza dizzy frum combo uf plate an table cloth.*
Ai laik de tablol clof
Dey boff bii purty by dem selfs. Iz da combo.
Yez, yu donut hab tu wosh it berri offen !!
Mai thots eggsaklee! Wud maik a gud rug tu aifinkso.
Ifinkso I haz seen a rug dat luks lyke dis. Teh pattern wuld mayke mii dizzy. Mii an Boi boff has truble wif buzy patterns an our eyes.
“Iz nawt yu rug, iz mii.”
Ai ‘memburz a dress Ai wunst hadz dat lukked liek dat. Ai wore it wif yellowowow tights adn lime green shooes. Trooly a child ob teh 70s.
Ohai, momchan!! Ai maed yur kookiepie adn took it tu werk…dey lubbed it!!! Fankee!!
Yu r berry wellcome! Mah dotter mayde sum wif peenaut budder cukiedoh fur herz boifrend, butt(!) Ai lykes teh chonklit-chipp teh bestest.
*cartwheelz over tu momchan*
Oh hai!!
*continues cartwheeling*
*bakflips after cweenmj*
OHAI momchan!!
*continuez bakflipping*
Iz dat Tidmum’s howse?
hehehe!!
I hadda lukk twice! Kitteh luks lyke Mortimer…eerily so..eeben wiv teh slitely cross eyes
Butt(!) i duz nawt hab a tabil clorf like dat…it would gib me a haddock
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Extrafromage puttid tihs picshure up for teh capshuns…..Beautimuss kitteh you has, EF
Ai do NAWT want tu no whut izin teh jar….eeewwwwwwww
Luks lyke pikloled hair ringz tu mi !!
Da jus frum elebenty kans ob sardeenz?
Car partz soakign in kerescene ??
Likwified vasseleen???
Toebakkee joose??
Teh worta taht libz in yor sinc bend !!
Kod libber oyl.
Worta awf a dukz bak !! * a muddee duk *
i think it needz moar cowbell!!
Anna drum solol!
An sum (s)trum pitz!!
Hay! Ai resemblol dat rebarque!!
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**gigglolsnerk** ai luv teh look on teh kittehs fayce!
Iz a ninspektint luk, fur shaw !!
Prittee Wun habz skeem
2 helpz Kitteh luze wayt. Nawtz
knoez ifz itz wurkeeng!
Cloff awn Nomz Taybill
seemz berreh lowdz 2 bloo ieed,
Flooffee Tukkz Kitteh!!
Flooffee Raggdawll Tukkz
Kitteh willz jusst getz sum Nomz
undurr t3h Taybill!!!
Jack.
Clappitee clappitee!
Jack awlwaiz seez it nd sez it az it iz !!
um… what’s in the jar -
nevermind… i don’t really want to know…
Plate needs cheezburger. Plz to fix. Kthx.
*cartwheels over tu D-R*
Oh Hai!!
*continues cartwheeling*
*bakflips after cweenmj*
OHAI D-R!!
*continuez bakflipping*
Puff puff puff. Hao far ar we going???
I finso wii haz bonked intu deh end uv deh thred. *whew!!* gud thing, too, I wuz gitting owt uv breth.
*bonk bonk bonk*
Yup!! Ai think *puff puff* we ar at teh end. *puff puff*
Yoo want sum tee oar cawffee?? Oar maybee a peese ov this chonklit fudj?? Salleh maed it. Wif teh rayzins an hazlolnuts! Nawt halping mai dye it at AWL!!!
Chokklit fudge???? u haz tu asking if I wanting chokklit???? Ifiinso u furtgotted hoo u b talking to.
Heer yoo go. Itz reelee AWFLEE gud.
dyoo laik it wif teh raysins an hazlolnuts??? Ai hav sum heer that she maed wif – HEATHBAR peeces!! O.M.C.C.!!!!! it iz teh yum!!!
lunarmommee – cud yoo uze a bit ov fudj rite nao too???
fudge wif heethbar….. *swoons*
*rushes kwiklee to fetch teh swooning cowch*
*slydes it kwiklee under cweenmj befoar she fawls verree far*
*puts sawft pillo under hur hed*
*covers hur up wif an Abruzzi cuverlet wif green frinj*
Nite nite!
ai hav to go to bed nao.
*runs bak an leeves playte ov heethbar chonklit fudj awn teh littlol tayblol next to teh cowch fur wehn shee waiks up*
*raizez hed weekly*
gud nite!
*nibblez sum fudge*
*reswoons*
*collapsez ontu couch*
NEED 2 add somtin about da jelly on da side
oh nos, cant b jelly, dozint smell liek it.
now, just a strip ob dis dezine as a border on a skrapbuk page wuld be kind ob nice. but a whole taybulcloth? uh uh. nope.
*i is getting moderatifyed!!! my nice story about buying necklaces on road trips to utah in the 60s and 70s is getting moderated!! grrrr. an after the moderators let teh f-word slip throo a few weeks ago, too. grrrr.*
*bonk bonk bonk – RRRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPP*
Waht did yoo SAY????
Ai just rote to teh Burgrrrrrs about teh reelee oberzellus moder ayting.
Moar laik commint-ayting.!
Teh bugerz roet bak tu mi adn sed teh izyew iz wib WP adn tehy am triien tu wurk wib tehm tu soart it owt. Cannut puut in blu linkeez adn tuu zellass mojerasian; harf teh tiem, tehy eet teh cawmint aftar sebral owers sew is waist ob tiem !! * Grrrrrr, phhtt, spitttt !!! ….. meowww *
Eye purzanally lub dis tabul-cloff. Is berry retro-sebentees! Sum of mah finest yeers were berry retro-sebentees
Wun day eye weel be gud at teh lol-talking…
ai fink tuday mai bi teh dai.
Awww fank ewe, fank ewe! :”>
Ohai everybuddy!
I hassa reqkwest!
Dis r too teh peepulls dat wud wunt to bee friends wiff me, or maybe dey alreaddy r on here on my profile, but we don’t get to converse personally much cause i do more of that on Facebook. Could you send me a friend request on Facebook? If you get a Facebook account you don’t has to be visible to strangers…just friends. Or friends of friends, if you want.
There were so many nice people on ICHC that contacted me and send lubs dat I want to keep in touch with them all. I fear some mite have slipped through the cracks! I am discovering Facebook seems to be the place that works best for me to do that!
It also has a calendar app and that works very well for keeping all teh Cheeze info organized for me!
SO I would love to receive any ICHC cheezfrend Facebook ad requests.
Tanks! facebook.com/kafleenthedonkey
Iz dont wanta no wots ina jar
Boolz tekstikulz ?
Jack awlwaiz seez it nd sez it az it iz !!