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You know your outfit is bad when even the fish gives you a double-take
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fishy fashion police? Do nawt want!
Congrats, carosue!
tanks fur teh reskue yestadae, anni….butt(!) eet was goen wen ai gut een!
Congratz, Carosue. U leed teh way!
An after I dance ober to teh tye booteek fer kitteh shaped shamrocks, I iz going back to bed. This nawt sekond stuff iz exhaustifying.
Nite Carosue!
Ai am going to maek a ♫liszt♪ ov too daze trend setters – an tehn ai think ai’ll bring aut teh cawfee.
carosue iz teh best drisst ov awl
swiftlee follololed bai
annipuss
Ozcatmum
Italiana an
sweetpea, hoo manijed to show uz TOO luvelee outfitz.
An heer iz a nice hawt pawt ov fresh cawfee – frum mai Frosnsch press this taim.
Creem an demararararara (tai ping ra a iz kinda fun, axe shoe alley!) shugar – an ov corse skim milk an splenda fur thoz ov us hoo ar . . . Banting.
An moar muffin tops – wif blooberrees an cheerees.
Ofanks Janet. *sips an noms* Tihs cawfee taysts berry cheery (rarara).
*preen*
*sends in Thing 1 and Thing 2 to “assist” in sillybrations*
nooooooooooooooooooooes, don’t let them into teh Thai Boot Eeeeek!!!!!!!!!
fish:*bublolbublolbublol*
which, bean interprete’d: This cat should not be here, he should not be about! He should not be here when teh human is out!
Take dis cat
Take him away!
I donot like himz fuzzy furz.
Himz furz am much tu gray!
Himz wiskas lawng
Himz eerz ar tawl
Ai doo nawt liek tihs kat at awl!
Ai du nawt laik teh cat owt tehre
Aid du nawt laik himz ennewhair!
Ai wyssh taht himz wud goe awae …
Far, FAR awae’z wair himz shud stae!
Himz furrey tayol
Himz straypee hed
Ai reelee wish taht
He waz
Sumwear els
:snork!: gud thing i wuzn’t drinking ennyfing!
ai wuz … adn naow itz awl oburr teh monnytur!
*yoinks a shamwow adn komm ensus tu wyp upz teh dripz awf teh monnytur*
be dekerayting teh wallz bai nao?
Lukks OK 2 me!
Yesh. Izza purfectly luverly kitteh outfit of strypes and tasteful white accents. Sheesh. Sum fishies!
Ennifing a kitteh warez lukks gud 2 me!
U stil tehre Anni? Du u noe wen teh Cheezmeet iz in Lunnun? Oar iz it nawt in Lunnun? Ai hav Joon in mai hed, butt(!) mebbeh rong.
Do yoo think yoo mite com????
Ai mite az well. Ai’m definitelee going to teh TTI sumtaim soonish – just nawt shur wehn. Yet.
Ai wuld lubb tu. Trublol iz – wel tehre ar seberol fings. 1. Ai doan hav a pars pawt. 2. Ai doan noe wen tu goe. 3. Ai doan wanna goe wiv mai hubsbin butt(!) doan wanna goe aloan eever. 4. Ai am trayin tu nawt be drownin bai teh blakk goggie an iz hard tu contemplayt goin awl taht wai. 5. Ai akshulee nebber bean ennywear mutch an carnt disside wear to go ferst – TTI, Yoorope, US…??
sawree – u arksed…
Nawmlolee ai izza verry brayv an akshun peep, butt(!) teh big D iz pullin me bakk a bit. Is a challinj.
{{{{{Ozcatmum}}}}}} Deh deep reshun b berry hard tu fiting.
Fanks cweenmj
Hai again! Just gotted a longish fone cawl.
Ai did ask – an ai luved yur anser. Ai am, az yoo may hav notissed, a peepl luvver
an ai awlwaiz laik to noe ebreeting about ar frenz heer.
An ai did nawt noe yoo wuz having teh problims wif teh terriblol big D.
Ai am so sorree to heer taht, becuz it iz so verree danjerous. Hav yoo bin to Miss Foofetayles TeaRoom??
Yes. Ai reed eberyfing an hav mayd a cupplol ov cawmens. Laytlee awl teh uvver peeps prollems seam sew mutch bigger tahn mayn – famblee in jayol, al cohawl prollems, noe jawbs, defflee illness – mayks me luk liek a sookie. Nuffin reelee rong – jus hazza sad an carnt shayk it.
Butt – if there iz a REESON fur it – taht iz a bit diffreunt. Ai had taht fur sebral munths laszt yeer wehn mai best frend dyed suddenlee 5 daiz befoar ai wuz sposed to get there fur a visit – an tehn 5 weeks layter after ai got bak (she wuz in jermanee, an ai had to go halp pak up hur things an doo teh yoology at hur memorial serbiss an otter things) – mai Mom died.
Ai had a terriblol taim getting bak to nermal – took mee neerlee a yeer. Fur a wile, ai had this hyooj dark cloud hangin awn mee an ai cud nawt maek it go away.
Ai wuz afrayd ai mite nebber smyol again. But teh cheezfrenz heer – were amazing. An halped moar tahn ai cud ebber thank them proprrrlee fur.
An ai phiel ridikewlous complayning about mai littlol nuthing problims. So mennee ov ar so verree deer frenz ar reelee having a bad taim.
but, OM, just kuz uzzerz haz problemz dusn’t meen ur problemz don’t exist!!!!! Ur depresshun duzn’t kare wut b happening tu uthers. it just attackifyingz u. U kin stop bai deh tee ruum and unloading ur problemz ennetime. Wii haz eerz dat kin heering and hartz dat kin unnerstandingz.
Ai noe. Ai stop bai – juss tu lissen so far, an mebbeh wun dai ai wil speek.
{{{cweenmj}}} {{{Janet}}} {{{Annipuss}}}
Harts an eers.
No cOUntree ebber had such a grate cween az we do.
…if only she would shtopp associatin with Herb E Side.
Adn iffin yu have nawt be habbin a physical chekky up in teh past yearyearyear, there are kemikal imbalalances what kan ruin yer thinkin!!!!
{{{{{ozcatmum}}}}}}
Ohai Shatzeesmom. Tehre shor ar. Ai hav bin tu teh dokter – yoosed tu bee awn teh meds fore 3 yeers afta werk prollems an havin can sir an history ektomee. 8 munfs ago fownd owt ai hav diebetees az well.
Taht dint halp a lawt. Ai lawst heeps ov wait, tehn at lolmass ai trayd stawpin teh meds an hit teh boddum, tehn… hay – aim going awn an awn agen! Ai wil be bedder suun.
*ses to self “Ai wil trablol. Ai wil be conphi..carnfe.. brayv”*
An fanks Shatzeesmom. Nais tu hav teh frens heer.
beems and huggiez tu yu
{{{OzcatMum}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{OzcatMum}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Ifinkso lots uf us unnerstand. Wii iz heer fur yu. cween bii rite, just kaus other haz problems nawt meen yurs nawt exist. Beems and prayers tu yu.
Fanks 3KM. Halps tu noe tehre ar so menny frens heer.
Ozcatmom, Please, sweetie, go back on your meds. DId your Doc know you stopped? I have been on antidepressants and anti anxiety meds for years, and always will be. I had to accept that part of my brain did not work properly and never would. I tried once to stop, never again.ever. rlly. Is bad. So plz to be takin dem agin, iffn dey don’t werk, keep trying till you find some that do. Is important!!!
Ai aer bakk! Teh dayt haz nawt bean fikst yet – Ambercat is in charj uv arraynjmints, but Ai wud lub 2 meet enny cheez peepls hoo bizit Lundun oar wivin reezunablol trabblin distuns! Awlso happi 2 halp wiv trabel adbies etc.
Ohai Anni! Fankees.
Sawree tu goe awn a bit juss tehn. Ai gawt karreed awai. Blongs awn teh tearum ai gess. (Oar ina klinik!)
O – icee. Nebbermynd!
Butt ai go awn awl teh taim! Yoo shud doo it ene taim yoo want! An yoo doo nawt hav to polly gize fur it! We ar heer fur yoo at awl taims!!
Straips ar owt!
yesh, it makes teh kitteh luuk floofy.
Teh round fishie has koordinated wif the WALL. Has no rum to talk abowt floofyness, ifinkso!
“Iz taht fishtank glars maykin me luk fat?”
Speshlollee wen tehy bee hawrizontlol.
tohse jeens DU mayk yur butt luk big – STN!
it’s not teh jeans, kitteh…just sayin…
Happy B’lated Burfdae, Italiana.
Ofangyu! Mai burfdae wuz yes turddae – itz wuz teh lublollee! (aij ain’tz nuffin butt(!!) teh numburr awn mai dryvurz lysince, aifinkso … furebber 29 werkz foar mih!
Ohai Italiana. Did u hav a nais tiem fore ur birfdai?
Itz wuz teh wunnerfuel dae – wenn ai gawt hoam frum werkies, ai disk cubbered taht mai sunn – teh wunn in teh Naybee – hadded oardured flowwies befoar himz shippeded owt, adn
tehy wuz wayteng foar mih – lublollee roasez in shaydz uv ape rickott and peech! Ai jsut LURV hasing fresch flowwies inz teh howss!
Leekie aiz? Ai wulda bin blubbin foar owers! Aim glad u had a nais sir prize.
oyupz – leekie eiiez foar shuur! Flowwies woan’t knead wattudin fur daze! Mai otter sunn adn himz wyf gaveded mih a charum brayslet wiffa Febyouerry birfstoan charrm awn itz – tu rihmembermembermember owur Bebbeh Aynjull bai – mai eiies leeked awl dai bihkaws uv teh sweetnis adn moar tehn a liddlol bitz uv saddnis. Butt(!!) wih awl lurv eech uddur, adn tahtz whutz imm poartent at teh ennd uv teh dae, aifinkso.
Musta bin diffiklolt foar NavyMike tu go awai rite nao an fore awl ov u tu sea him go. So grate taht u ar awl so clows an halpin eech uther in such a sad tym. {{{Italiana}}}
itz wuz teh hard wenn himz hadded tu goe, butt(!!) wih noe, adn himz duz awlsoetu, taht hims hazza ‘portent jawb tu du oberseez, adn taht itza bit eezyer bikaws wih noe taht himz izz inn a saif playse adn nawt wair tehre izz teh fytingz. Foar uss, wih know wih has eech uvver noe matur wair in teh whirled wih arr, adn wih hoald eech uvver in ower hartz speshullee wenn wih kanawt hoald eech uvver’z hanndz. Adn wih alwaes has owur Bebbeh Aynjull tu watsch obur awl uv uss noe maddur wair wih izz..
Ai am saying gudnite nao. Itz verry layt an ai hav tu werk tomorro. Waz going to sleep harf an ower ago… Ai get stukk lukking at fings an cawments an such.
Nite Italiana. Nite awl peeps heer.
nytey-nyte, OzcatMum! Sweetz dreemz!
trend setter kitteh can’t take the same old same ole
kitteh, where is your hat to honor Dr Seusseseses burfdae?
Yes – an wear iz two fish?
with red fish and blue fish?
inz onner uv Dokter Seussussussuuuusss’z burfdae, ai izz hasing eggeses adn hamm foar brekfust …butt(!!) a drood teh lyn at tehm beeyeng grean.
Wun ov teh funny-estest bitz ai ebber sawed awn Sattiday Nyt Lyve wuz Rev. Jesse Jackson reeding Grean Eggeses adn Hamm azifz itz wuzza sur munn. Ai wyssh ai nood haow tu poastify a linkee tu teh yu of toobs.
*hydz behynd pawses in bare assmint bikaws uv beeyeng pyootur-stoopid*
It used to bee yoo cud just copeeanpaste it in. ai think yoo still can. cSmall did it just lasst nite.
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPy2alWEZ-U
Green eggs an ham
*crosses fingers*
Fur Yoo toob, yoo dont hav to leeve teh spayces!
sekkund goerownd foar sayings uv ofangyu – luks lyk weerdpretzel eeted mai furts ofangyu!
Ofangyu foat poastifying tihs!
{{{JCH4K}}}
we need cSmall to halp with teh clothseses.
She’s a nexpert. *nods*
She wuz heer just last nite – an funnier tehn ebber! It wuz a joi to see hur.
Until ebreething wuz ruint bai teh big fite.
Big fite? Do ai need to get teh pitchforks owt again?
Pitchforks were DIFINITELEE menshuned!
an ov corse it wuz about a troll – hoo may oar may nawt bee a troll.
an ov corse LCB wuz there.
He caym bai agen tonite butt(!) waz nawt off ensiv. Traid tu be funnee (witch iz wat we doo heer afta awl). Nobodee ansird him.
Ai noe. It brakes mai hart.
But ai dont dare say enething moar. Ai think ai’v dun too much damij az it iz.
Ai fink u wuz tryin 2 halp teh trollish wun tern in2 a gud cheez peep. Praps LCB wuz habbin a bad dai.
Ai’m shur she wuz. An that maeks mee phiel awl teh werser. ;(
But ai phiel bad fur teh wannabeetroll, hoo reelee iznt. Just a teenager traiing to get sum tenshun.
An ai wuz hoeping we cud tern him frum teh dark syde an show him hao to hav sum reel fun – wif reel frenz.
Doan’t beet urselb up – Ai aer shore dat LCB wull be bakk. nun uv us can stai awai frum heer fur lawng!
Ai shur cant!
Ai so hoep waht yoo say iz troo!
Ai disagree. Hims wuz nawt tryn tu be funneh.
Wuz anubber laym attemt at shokking segsyooul vulgaritee.
Ai is prowd ebrywun wuz aybul tu mayntayn NPT.
Ai wented back in time in mai tardis and saw. Well, ai has to go to a meeting so dis is a drive-by – bye bye awl, play nice and hope to see u soon!
Bai Martoonie!
O deer, ai jus went an red teh purrtinint commintins…ai dew hoap hour frends wil nawt abandon uz ober dis dizagrrreemints. Duzznt luuk tew meh taht wuz aneewuns fawlt, jus got owt uv hand. It maiks meh hava sad
Mii 2! {{{BF}}} Doan bii sad, k?
Ohai BF an AC! Noe moar bein sad, okay?! Iz Choozday wear u ar – so u can chooz tu be happee.

Iz Wen?sdai heer nao, so ai iz goin tu sleepifying mai trublols awai. Until teh nekst taim
An sai ohai to Pepsi an Tucker an Murphy. Cheez!
{{{{OzcatMum}}}}
efferee wons eh krituk
Luk at fashinfishee tawking! Lowd an too much gold bling on fishee!
Kitteh disaproves your bad choice of clothes
oh my… i madez it to da show…::faint::
Combravoulululayshuns on making teh funt paije!!!
*pops opin elebenty botlols of shampers and gets out hyooje mounds of cheesepuffs*
Sips and noms all around!!
cheesepuffs? Yummmmm… tanks for da noms and sips!
explanashuns in order… fishee no lookin at kitteh… kitteh is stylin & profilin… kitteh & fishee lookin at mama’s not gud tastez
Ah!!! frum teh hoarses mouf, azi twere.
Usuallee we need teh poet aiez of Jack Deth to see it frum this purrspektive. But this maeks it awl teh funnier!
YAYAYAY fur yoo. Frunt paige iz a rellee big deel!
But since when do cats listen to fishes
Ifinso dey b moar likely tu nom deh fishez.
Xcuse mii. I kan innerupts heer fur a minute pleez. I haz requests fur healing beems and prayers.
LOL/OFF
As some of you all may have noticed rhsb haz not been around lately. She has been battleing “The Big Sad”. I think alot of us can relate to what that is like. She has requested beems and prayers from her friends here. Please to be sending them her way, so she can get better and come back and play. Thanks!
Now back to yur regularly scheduled silliness.
oh deer – this winturr is taking it’s toll on a lot of cheezepeeps!
Dearest Red – beems and cuddlols and happeetayls are on high over the pond!
pleas tu come back and play wif us – we misses u and want to help bannish the big sad!!!
Oh NOES! Ai am nawt heer so much mice elf, so ai had nawt notissed.
*beems awn hai to teh souf westish*
{{{{rhsb}}}} Hoep tu sea u at Cheezland reelee suun. It bee teh bestest plais fer playin an fawgettin teh sad.
beems adn gud fawtz tu rhsb foar sunny fawts adn feelengsbeddur sune!
{{{rhsh}}}
Git well soon Red, yaheer?!?! {{{{{{RHSB}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
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Menny beems to yu. Hoep yu feline betterer soon!
one fish, two cat-fish,
gold fish, grey cat-fish,
hmm, dis can’t B rite…
tehre’s a cat keepz gettin in teh wai
berry tru!
teh grey stripey R gud at dis.
aaarggghhh… Plz tu bii ignoarifyin. Grumblmutturhissgrrr…
O noze! Luuks lyke teh grumps haz got our frend {{{{{AfriCat}}}}}
Noe, noe, i jus wanteed tu post a linkee tu a berry splortee kitten, butt(!) teh stoopee fing wudn wurk!
Fanks furr teh hugz dough, if yu luk up-fred yull cee dem returnified. {{{{{BF}}}}} (o wat teh heck, yu kin neber hav too menny hugz!)
twoo! {{{{AfriCat}}}}
Ai dunno wat is goin awn laytlee, it wuz sew eezy tew poast a bloo linkee an naow fur sum reeson ebree tyme ai tri it gits moderatd an den fliez awf inno owtside spaise, eben tho ahm dewin it eggasktlee teh saim az alwais! Grrrrr!
*pownces on AC*
rrreeeoooooowwww
*tumbloltusslol*
*washwashwash*
*curlzupsnugglol*
purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrr *curlzupsnugglo, returns teh washwashwash an fallz asleep wiv a smilol awn hiis fuzzy faice*l
u still there?
Hmph!
*skwiggle wiggle skwiggle wiggle inno teh cuddle puddle an curls up*
Cuddlol puddlol!! Just waht ai need.
*purr purr skwiggle wiggle cuddle snuggle*
c’mon in Janet an ebreebuddy else, teh puddles fyne!
Disapruveeng Kitteh has dispruval awl ovar hur fase;
Evin Mistar Feeshie thinx yur owtfisa dizgrace!
Teh Spyder in teh coarner gasps an cuvvers awl hur ayes;
Teh Burds owtside grow sylent an therz laffter frum teh Flize.
Teh Flee-buggs in teh carpit awl stawp an stair an smyol;
Nowun can bleev yur obtoos cents ov styol.
It braeks yur Howndawgs hart to theenkx
(an he adoars tihngs taht reelly stinx!)
taht yood be leevin hoam todae
dress tup in sucha nawful wae.
Ef yoo can’t reed thayr loox ov dred
Yoo mite do bettur bak in bed!
YaY Clappity-clappity! Brava!! … yu dun GUD!!
Jennifffuurrr!!!
u make mii purr!!
Dat was byootiful Jennifffuurrr… u haf lots of talents. “bak in bed…” WANT!!!
The cat looks like he is waiting for you to leave the room so he can pounce on the gold fish.
Strypee Kitteh nawtz
habdz bad owtfitz! Fishee habz
grayt beeg googill Ieez!
Strypee Kitteh habz
snowee vesst, spatz and glubz. Maykz
Kitteh moar handsumm!!
Strypee Kitteh shoodz
luuk in Prittee Wun’z speshull
majikkill meerurr!!!
Jack.
An ai think ai need teh majikill meerurr, too!
Thanks Jack!
huz teh kyootuss kitteh awf awl?
I kan uze majikal meerurr? Pleez.
D.R. an ai wuz wunderin…duz aneewun kno wai teh reely cayute pixure uv teh kittee wif teh big bloo eyez an teh pinkee noze an toze wuz remoobd yesserdai? Teh capshun wuz sumfin lyke ‘cahn u find ruum in ur hart fer meh pwetty pleez’
It got poastd an dere wuz commints awn it…..an wen ai got hoam frum wurks las nite…it wuz GAWN!
deh old wun b heer– h ttp://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/25/funny-pictures-cat-is-this-the-face/
Oh noe!!! They shud put it bak.
Teh commintz ar priceless!!
Ebreeewun – kwik – rite an tell tehm to put it bak!!!