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still no work? ya, we get somwun on it soon…
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I had to rebutt your computer.
still no work? ya, we get somwun on it soon…
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
Mah thots iz a bit fuzzeh, tho.
W00t!! w00t!!!
*bangz on rat howz*
Git owt heer ratz!! Nightshayde b habbing deh nawt-sekkond!!!
*deh ratz kumming owt wairing deh green conga owtfitz*
Lizzy, straiten ur hat!
Martha, git a littlol hustle in ur bustle!! Dis b happynesses dansing!! nawt lazynessez dansing!!!
*Deh ratz straiten up*
Conga, conga, CONG – GA!!!!
Conga, conga, CONG – GA!!!!
Conga, conga, CONG – GA!!!!
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws fur teh CongaRats*
Plz to showing dem a bit uv kindness, mah cween. Dey must be exhaustified after teh Olympix Closing Ceremony Partee.
awl riyt, awl riyt…aim heer
conga!
conga!
conga!
Dang! dreddud branefreez… Ohai, {{{{{nightshayde}}}}}} Conga ratz. Wairz dem gud ennurtanerz dat bringz awl da frexhmintz?
Mebbe teh dansin rodintz iz hazzin Olympix wifdrawals. Ai noe ai iz.
*grabbeez ns bai deh pawz and duz a throw triplol axlol*
lukkit hur fly!!!!
mebbee I shudda tolding hur wut I wuz gonna dew, nawt- sekkund.
*keches teh ns adn twirlings hur sayfely tu teh iys*
*dans-dans-twirlytwirly-dans-dans*
*blink blink blink*
Wut jus happened? Ai feeled liek ai wuz flyin — den teh ruum started spinning — an heer ai iz dansin wif a byootimus kitteh.
*czechs hur bottlol uv cold medicine*
*bows to AP, tehn wandurrs off*
C’mon, AP, letz go bobbobbobsleddin!!!!!
*grabs AP’s paw and shoves her intu teh dryver’s seet, jumpsinclosebeehind*
WOOT!! Heer wii go!!1!
*sportz anowserz voyce*
Cheezland’s entree into teh bobbobbobsled raze is layt but (!) iz gainin speed kwiklee!! Look at dose kittehs fli! Swoosh arounnd curve #1, zoomin into teh ‘gooseyneck’ turn….
*still teh sportz anownserz voyce*
Mi Hevins!! Ai’ve nevver scene dat!! Dey did a loopy-de-loop at teh finnish lyne!! Teh nawt-sekkend tyme ai’ve ebber scene that!! Adn whut bee teh score frum teh jujjez??
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII
AP, kin ai get yu sum dramamamine?
*pant-pant*
Aifink furst ur gonna need tu get mai klaws owtta ur bakk.
ROFLMAO!! Mental pic of pointy ends DEEP inna back an AP has sutcha WHITEISH/GREEN cast to hur fur!!
kitteh sed butt!!!
*tee hee*
I haz Root Beer and EyeScream for floots!
Oooo floots!
*Gits isee mugs frum da freezrr, putz dem onna tablol, gits beeg scooprr owt*
Ai is redee!
Ai almoast furgitted de crazee strawz an de lawng spooonz!
Mmmmmm. . .it bee liek SUMMR wiv da root beer floots!
Fills Drgnfly’s mug 3/4 way wif Root beer, den takes teh sooper scooper and carefluy adds a ginormus scoop of EyeScream. Foam runz up and ober teh top but AI wpes down teh mug and handz it tew Drgnfly. Hear ewe are Drgnfly!
sets up Automated flootmaker to dispance teh right amount of root Bier and Eyescream intew each mugh!
Fankeez catslave! *SLURPPPPPZZZ* Iz deelicus and fomey!
*getz mug, wawks up tu teh awutomaytid flootmaykur*
*putz mug unner spowt glurrglol-glurrglol*
*moobs mug tu iyskreem shoot ploppity-plop-fizzzzz*
*addz a krayzee straw adn lawng spoon*
SLUUURRRPPP!!! Aaaahhhh. Fankeez, catslave! *urp*
*wanders intu teh fred* did sumbunny say root biir flote?
*getz a mug adn getz in lion fur teh flootmaykur*
mmmmmm!
MMMM, rutbeer flotes!
Steps intew line, serbs some sawft Eyescream and rut beer and mixifies it awl up…
sipsipbraaaaaap
purrdonez-moi!
Yu aer too kind catslave. Did yu no wee call tehm ‘spiders’ in OZ?
aid forgotten that – my hostmum used to make sum for us, with brite red rasbree soda from a home delivery soda maker i Melburne – wif vanilla eyescream!
*hassa sentimental momint*
I’m back!
*goes to get a root beer floot* – has nebber had root beer – but bought wun de otter day to test, haven’t had the kurridj yet…
It wuz nawt suffishuntlee assinyne
Compyootr iz awl rump-led.
Beddur git off kitteh oar ai wil git behind in ma werks, den no gushifuds!
Kitteh alredy haz a behind in ma werks!
Ai re-bringgd teh wyrz intu teh bakksyde, tu. No need tu fank meh.
Oh, adn u shud chekk ur modlol trayn. Aifink is missin a kaboos.
*clappity clappity floofee pawz*
Urz iz beddur den mien, AP. *cheers AP on*
Ai wuz finally plantin teh Amarillisses adn Gladyolusses, adn kaym in layt, so had tyme tu fink fru teh braynfreez. But u gawt up deyr wiff a solo tawp spot! CongaRats *dans-dans*
*gentlee skritches AP behind teh eerz*
*mmmm-purrrrrr*
*offurz chin*
*gentlee skritches AP unner teh chinny-chin-chin*
Ooh, yeff, datz teh spawt!
(noat frum papa: Angiez faybrit fing is teh awtomatik chin-skratchins…ai keeps teh fingurs skritchin, adn she moobs hur hedd arown tu wayr she needs teh skritchin. Is beri kyoot.)
Mai boi Jack duz teh sayme fing! Sumtimes he pushes so hard inta de skritchins he fawls awf teh bed… iz teh funneee!
Owr Tyler sumtiemz falls ober wen u skritches himz cheeks & chin. Silleh kitteh.
Hii just cant STAND it!!
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Ai kin juss imigine! Ma freesias arr aboot tu bloom an ai iz so eggsited!
Dey has such a wundermus aroma, duzznt dey? Enjoy!
Ai will tayk pics wen de du tu shair wif ebreebudde.
Freezias smell so lubblee!!!
Ai allays thot dey smelled laik froot loops
Speshully de yelloow wuns.
ooh, ai lubs teh freesias! Mai dadcat lubbed teh smell, tu.
Nao wat playse wii gow awn teh innertoobs tew fynd teh cheezburgr delibbery?
Ai lawsted mai blooness an ai haz ai beeg sad. Stoopy wp nawt gibbing linky eben thow ai iz loggered in…
Gibs teh stoopy wp a mytee SWAT! upsyde its hedd.
*batbatbat* Yesh, aifinkso mebbe oper aytur airror, butt(!) iz fun tew blayme teh wp enny waiz. *goez awf tew fynd teh cheeztown crier an ficks teh lack ov blooness*
Iz bloo nao?
Yu hazza bloo! Yay!
Yeff, adn it eben wurks! Gud jawb! (oar gud swattin, wun or teh obber)
you’re bloo an teh linkee works!
Yay! *dansdansdans* Aifinkso mebbe fone an WP nawt comp…cump…donut get alawng sew well. Whutebber.
kitteh iz ordering 25 casez ub dese
ht tp://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger-in-a-can-is-both-the-best-and-worst-thing-ive-ever-seen
canz iz pawptawp nawt need fumbs tew open…
I gess yew wud cawl dat a rebuttal.
*Snerk!!*
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I am still responding to all da responses. Please be patient wif me.
Ohai 5E! Iz gud tu see yu. Ai hoap awl is bedder wif yu.
Yes it is until Thursday. I has an appointment. I have to buy this very small pill for $26.00 just one. I think it is a tracer drug. I will not be a happy eagles friday though.LOL
At leest is juss wun!
*wandurrs up tew teh masheen wif ai hyooge mug* Lyte awn teh iskreem, pleez. *mug fyllz wif a teeny byt of iskreem tehn an LAWTS ov rewt beerz* Yum. Fanks!
*razzinfrazzin stoopy yuck* yesh, dis wuz ment tew bee abuv.
ai is yur noo sehkyuritee protokall. plstuenturyurpasswurdkthx!
Ur passwurd must kuntaining 2 nomberz and at leest 5 characterz u will neber rememberify. kthxgatcha.
And ur passwurd muss nawt spellilfy a wurd in anee nown langwidge
an you must change it ebery time the tide goes out!
Oar when teh monark flutterbaiz return….oar leeve..oar maik baybee flutterbaiz….
yesh ai aksept gushifuds en loo uv teh passwurd.
and u cannawt uze a passwurd u haz uzed in teh last two incarnitations.
also u cannawt uze a gushifuds u haz feeded me in teh last tew meels. ai has diserning pallit.
Prittee Tukkz Kitteh
amz upsetz wiff Beeg Gye 4
lakk ubz attennshunn!
Majjikk Windo taykz
upz 2 mutch ubz Beeg Gye’z tyme.
Needz inturrvenchunn!!
Prittee Tukkz Kitteh
wawntz Rubbinz and Snorgillz. Nawtz
Campewturr Geek~Speek!!!
Jack.
*clappity clappity* Mai kittehs sceniments eggsackly!
enjoiebul ez awlwais, Jack!
OOh, I haz an eggsited! Vacashun starts tewmorra affernun! Hubbicat and ai are goin tew BellJum, land uv beer (fer him) and chonklit (fer mii!). Wii’ll be meating wif frens of his frum teh intertubes (fur wun day – laik a cheezmeet butt(1) wif beer) den turing the kuntreesyde.
No pleh werk lappytawp aloud!
Happytayl dans, happytayldans!!!!
ooooohhhhhh!!11!!! Yu be habbin a wunnerful tyme!! Eatz lotz uf choklit fer mi, if yu pleez.
luckee luckee luckeee!!! make sure to have sum Neuhaus dark chokolit!
sayf travuls an enjoi yur trip!
YAY! KittyRoo, haz lotsa funz wif yur hubbikat and frends and bii safe!
Yay! has fun!
ooooooo ai has a jelus! hab fun!
Ohai Wii iz hazzing peetsay at mai haus tunite. Ai bringed sum foar awl mai cheezfrendz.
* staggurz in wif elebentee peetsay bawksuz *
Sumwun can bring sum drinks?
I can bring somfing but like what?.
How bout sum sordid biers – rootbier, birchbier, , ginger-bier…
Dere’s rootbier flotes up teh fred a wais…
*rummages fru pitsa boxes fer the white wun wif spinch*
I bringz deh chokklit martooneez!!
*takez a big slice uv canajiyun bakkin and pie napplol peeetza*
Fankeez, WRr!!
Brings beer (nawt root) and Diet Coke (mai purrsonal fabrit). Cheers!
*Helpz miself tu sum deyet Coke adn addz a splash of teh Captin*
Thankee luvscatsva! Hoam frum wurk adn dis will hit teh spot!
Der iz eben sum shwimp wif eggstra cheez fur teh maryO adn LCB.
Fuzz 2010: now with 97% more cat hair.
butt et styl crashis an gohs intu sleep mode fur noh reesun.
adn den teh mowse dizapurrs…
adn has teh BWOD (butt(!) wiggul of deth)
iz nawt as skaree as teh Bloo Screen
BWOD!!! ROFLOL Ai LUBS it!!!!
Aiv scene it but (!) didnt no it had a nayme!
ai’ve cawled it the butt wigglol uv doom
ohai cheezpeeps! nebuddy stil wakee? Ne ub dat root bier stil ablolabul?
That cat is amazingk and teh teh very good boi!!!
My cat does that all the time, especially when I’m hard at work on something that will actually pay money. I tell him it’s for cat food and fish flakes, but he doesn’t budge. He just paws at me gently. Pay attention to me, foolish human.
I gots one who does dat, too. He’s an espurrt on unplugging the laptop, closing my files, and standing on F1, crying “HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP”. So much help, he is!
Kitteh wieps teh screan n keebord wib hur ….. umm, ,, tayl ??
Wotta umbmer !!
Helpful kitteh stands on F1 key!
that is hillarious
Wat a re-butt-al!
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!