
CLOSE ENCOUNTRES … UB TEH FURRED KIND
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CLOSE ENCOUNTRES … UB TEH FURRED KIND
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: torontokat via Advanced Lol Builder
Teh best sort
Conga Ratz fur teh tawp uf teh brayde Anni.
Teh Kwartet kittehz will plai U teh brahmz lolloby whiel U Sips teh hawt chokklit.
Thx! Dat mite halp!
Congratz fur leedin de macrmay! Cawffee an donuuts fur awl!
Thx!
congs anni. u r one sharpie on getting nawt sekund so offen.
enjoy hawt chokklit and noms and dans da nite awai.
dis bee a berry gud foto.
Thx! Yep, iz a berry atmusferik foto.
Naow Ai muss dans off 2 bed.
G’nite awl!
conga ratz, anni! bak awp wear yu belawng!
Thx catena
Hoo is dat kat?
Iz a vizitashun from Ceiling Cat!
♪ bom bom bom BOM bommmmm
Heer ai iz CC send Gushifudz!!!
Arr yu der gawd… iz mee fluffee?
Win!!!!
Beam me up, spotty, no intellolgent life doon here.
But we duz haz gushifuds.
Adn can opunurz…wii cawl dem hoomin minyunz.
♫ Boop boop boop BOOP BOOP ♫
*counterpoint ensues*
Iz yu habin a dewl idennitee dai?
that would be a logical conclusion.
Teh “boops” kin be teh wunz dat teh hyoomins duz. Teh grayte big “boms” iz teh alien wunz.
Dat wuz soooo kewl in teh theater!
shhhhhhhhh don’t talk too loud. my huzbing will crank up his ginormous speakers he maeked to prove how good they sound on hims creation.
yikes, i hope he didn’t hear my eyez roll…
they=the tones from teh moovie.
Oddlee enuf, ai unnerstanded dat.
heh, the eyerolling?
Taek me tu ur noms.
No dey iz mine! Ok, ai shair wif yu…
*Putz owt sordid pastrees an lil sammiches*
Oh, fanks. U haz corms?
Corms, carits, brocolocollee, sellerree, olibs, an odder crudetay (?) wif dips!
*runz fru awn wai tu werk* Brekkyferst! *Nomnomnom* Ohai eberywun! Hav fun todai. Seeya layder!
Ohai OCM! Obai OCM! TTFN.
Mmmm…. crudetay wif dips. *drool*
Iz dere sum niec tangy ranch dip? *haz a hoapful*
ob corse *hands NS tangy ranch dip*
Ooo yesh iz mai fabrit tu so dere iz a beeeeeg bowl.
*dipcrunchnomdipcrunchnom*
Yew beez dublol dippin!
Mai Ceiling Cat….iz ful awf stahrz!
Uh, scuze me, hoomin. Plz put dwn pixtur box and HALP MEH
Whai yew just stand dere??
Watt, watt, watt, watt, WATT !!
Ai iz alternatin currentlee on wut tu sai.
Ai is powurless tu add tu dat brillyans.
I’m shocked! Shocked I tell you!
Dis lol izznt generatin mennee commints.
Mebbeh teh charj iz tu hai…*keepz runnin fru awn wai tu werk* Seeya!
Oar derz lotsa rezistins tu ayleyun ideaz.
Pausibly dere iz tew mush statik inn da innertoobs et dis tiem?
Ai iz wearin teh aluminumnumnum hat tu keep teh ayleyunz ideaz owt!!!
*wit bopperz*
Oooooo shinee!
*Bopbopbopbopbop*
Dear CC, iz yu there? It’s mii, kitteh.
Plz tew send gushifud. I been good kitteh.
o noez! sumwun hyde teh masht taters!
“This means something!”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh teh lite ish blynding *booming voice***……….kitteh u haz a vizitor tu tell u of a speshul mishun. U muzt go tu awl hoomins adn teyl dem uf teh plan for teh compleet kitteh dominashun of teh werld…go now adn gud lukc.
*Kitteh haz an amazed taht we can get James Earl Jones doin teh annownsements wif owr budget*
*wispurz* We duzznt.
Is reely juss a hoamless gui showtin intu an empty barrul.
Hay, cloase enuf foar LOLworkz! *Gives teh showter some sammichez adn veggies from upthread for hiz kind assistance with teh voiceoverz. *
Mabee little pink-eered spot-head shud just be a kyuut as possble and nawt tell hoomins of plan. Den hoomins will go willingly alawng, providing gushifuds, pets, blankies, etc. and dominashun will happen of its own acchord.
“will happen?” — wot iz this future tense bizness? Kitteh dominashun nawt alreddi establishified?
It haz surtinlee bin establishified in mah howse.
Yep, myne howse tu!
Difinitively establishified fershure at out LolCatHouse tew! Duz kitteh need hoomin babeh fuds? Done! Does kitteh need to stare out the open back door, neigther going out nor stayng in? Done! Is dere ennefing else dat wood maek kitteh happeh? Done and done!!
Yesh, iz a gud plan, deh will conker wif teh cyootness ebenshually. Awlso, James Earl Jones is a kitteh pershon, did teh gig for no credit…:razz:
Yay! We ‘preshiates teh kind helpz of Mr. Jonez in owr LOLinz! (Adn wishes him a happee 79th birfday, abowt six weeks late.)
*BING! Kitteh?*
Yesh gawd?
*Ai want yu tu bild an ark*
Wazza ark?
*Izza beeg boat…*
No wai, ai doan laik de wadder! Beesighds, ai no has fumbs…
*Hmm, werez dat gai Noah’s numbrr?…*
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is yu gonna mayk et rayn fur fortee dais an nytes an wayt fur teh sue urs tu bakk up?
U comez in peas…rite?
Whirrrled peas..
**Kitteh gives peas a chans**
**Kitteh prefurs gushifuds**
*gibs cans ob peas tu da fud baynk*
*keeps cans ob olibs fur ma self*
duz ennyone ackshully EAT peas?
Don go in2 da lites, kitteh! Iz end uf tunnlz!!
Iz dere trayn dere?
Lyke in Roderunner kartoons?
ooo demz deh best!!
*sitz on floor lukking up at deh tv*
Duz a cween have hur own trayne? And her own roderunner?
lonn time no si…. . .. whear hav u been?. … … ….. .
i got lost, turned left at jupiter, should have turned right…
Her was lukin fur Panet X, cuz ov da earth being out ob da shabing creem molecule. Her was da boss ob DUCK DODGERS INNA 24ENA HAF CENTURY!!!!!
Maybee lite iz ceiling cat, and kitteh is his son?
Ohai! I’m new. (long tiem lurkr)
I do lolspeak rite?
Ohai, Kiomi! *exstends floofy paw ob frenship* nicetomeetcha!!
Ai lurked for longandlong, but(!) nao ai come out to play, is da fun!
Has yu met anione else?
And LOLspeak is optional, we are all bi-lingual here!
cee yu next lol?!
Hai! *shakes paw*
I hasn’t met anione else yet, u da first
Caption totally ripped from the SNES game Bubsy: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
Why are you guys talking weirdly?