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spel it owt for yu7?
U-spays-R-spays-D-E-D-D.
ahai angelplume,
ai thot u wuzs spays c. butts ai cee itz kitteh morse mousie code. dot dot dot — …. dash.
Papaz teh spaysee wun, ai is teh pritty wun. *preens*
Ov corse yoo ar. Hooz teh ittehbittehcyootipizsnoogleebaybeepunkinpi?
*skritch skritch skritch*
*egstendz chin, toluraytz teh bebeh-tawk*
*getz poyntee-endz reddy if she goez neer teh belleh-floof*
***steathy noodel sneeks inn an rubz da belleh-floof******
reely, waznt me. its wuz j4k….
SWAT!
***swats bak***
ur belleh iz softie and fluffy…. dats whats j4k sez.
*saunters obber an swats j4k**** tyme 2 rumbel inn da jungels.
*shakes hed, baks orff*
Janet can has FOUR kittehs – wer i come frum, that’s a wupa$$ gang. O.O
ohai csmally! **exdtendz floofly pause ob frendhip*** iz pleezed 2 meet ya.
****swats cSmall**** oops, sorri, dat wuz ment 4 angelplume.
*ducks*
Ohai Noodle! I don’t post a ton anymore, but am always good for a friendly fracas.
SWAT
Otay, datz enuff. *runs tu bunkur*
(noat frum Papa…dats teh plays unner teh bed wayr she is owtta reech frum peeplz. We has teh type wayr teh matriss sits awn toppa tuu sets ob drawerz, wiff a narro gap between dem dat is teh perfikt syze foar a kitteh tu hyde. Wen she goez awl teh way tu teh hedd ob teh bed, agenst teh wall, derz no gettin at hur egsept wiff a broomstikk)
*wawks ober tu noodle*
*lik-lik awn teh forhedd, between teh eerz*
U is a gud spoart, wuz fun. No harm, no fowl.
(oops, dis shud be lower down….)
***luks upp frum da floor***
ohai angelplume
fanks 4 da lik-liks ***purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs an fawls asleep puuurrrrrrrr***
ok ebberybuddy.
c’mon puts upz ur dukes, puts upz ur dukes….ai aint no cowardli lion. jus tri 2 plant 1 on mai chins….
***swings paws, hitz self on 1rst chin****
halp, aiz hit, aiz goin dwn. **klunk***
*pads ober an lukks daon at noodle thotfullee*
Shud we du nawt-sekkund aid?
whatz happinin? ai donut rememberss nuthin. ***rubz lumpy chinz***
aiz innosent ob anyfing ai mite hab dun whil undda da influencs of mouse code..
**broomsticks inn hands behins bak, luks unda da bed*** ohai angelplume.. cumon outz an playz. pleeze?
*hides sharpee behind bak*
Ohai!
r yu ok?
*plink plink*
helpz mi. aiz ben plinked bye csmmall. **dropz brumsticks, raizes pauses hi inn da aire***
****thunks***
bulletin from noodel soup…..dis tyme itz lites outz 4 reel, aiz defeeted bye a sharpie goggie (where didz dat goggie comes frum?)
*swats at bruumstikk*
rrrrooowww-RRROOWWRRR!!
*runs owtta teh bunkur*
*rasslols wiff noodle*
RROOWWW-HIISSSS-HEDBAT!!
uncle-uncle-unkle – iz otta heres. an aways wii goes, down 4 da count 4 3 2 1 **plops onn da floor***
dat wuz funs. remimbs mii ob playin wiff mii twin sister. wii wud pay inn hour upstares bedrum an makes da chandaliers in da dining rum sway.
twin, eh?
*makes note to invite BeSmall, TGT**, to nekst frendly fracas*
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**that TheGudTwin, if anyone’s taking notes …
wheel b waitin 4 u. ***runz aways wifquikness**
kthnxbye
PARTAY in Teh Twins’s rum!!!
WOOT!
Plz tu spays yur kittehs! Teh grrls, at leest!
LOL! dis always reminds me of an old Bloom County comic – someone asks Opus if Bill teh Cat has been spade or newtered.
Can ai moobs nao? Pweez?
mai noze EETCHESSSS!!!
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and it always happens early on in the sitting.
* uses teh pheasnant fethur tu skritch SHDz noez *
along with the milk-rings, nip mousies, yer car keys,…..
dusty bunnies, an lotz ob otter unidentifiables.
like that jury summons you had no idea of?
oops, musta b y ai missed mai jury dooty. no ezcuzes excepted. ai goes strit 2 da jury box .
u jus waite 2 cee what i’s spelleded…hehehehe
Adn itz eben awn dubblol-wurd-skoar (tee-hee)
ai iz spelling…
anonumouse
breftakin beauties
curlings (olympic obber noa where 2 finds humans throwings stones?)
d……..
Deddified hyumin
Eggsplozhunz
Frappuchino
Gushifudz Naow (ai haz a hongree)
H…
Hairblls (in shoes)
Idiot hewman
J…
jurysummins
Karkeys
Lettice(DoNotWant)
M…
MAUSEZ (teh nip kynd)
NIP (teh organik kynd)
ORIGAMI (whut u will luuk lyke wen ai is dun)
P…
pepperonys
(bis) quickly pancakes
rodents stews
s……
stinke cheeze
tuna delites
unlimiteded drinkies
v…….
vitameetavegamin
whoopinA…can of
Xylophone
Y…
YOWLING (wiff mai owtsyd voyse)
ZAMBONI (gonna put u unner wun)
Yay!!
Hao did dat seben get in there?
Ai dunno, but u tyed wiff urseff foar nawt-sekkund! Wiff a foar-way brayd!
I iz a CAT and U is an IDIOT
Cat eben getz moar poyts foar dat wurd!
ai see ur nawt spelloloink G U S H I E F U D S. diz iz rong.
or catNIP. get me sum now!
FAR unner teh fridj!
Wayr eben teh dust-buneez ar afeerd tu goez
(commintz myte disapeer belo dis lebel)
Then come along with me, AP. There’s fruit and caek in teh brakeroom!
oooh caek! mmmm….
**puts out choklit caykie wif choklit frosting and tall glasses of cold milk** enjoi! its better than watching the computer run simulations! *sigh*
Sorry, boss
Wuz trying tu hedd off anubber whakking-seshun, adn apparintly woak up teh troll insted. *goez tu braykruum foar humblol pye*
Has anyone dropped a message to the Grated Cheezes yet about this… person?
Ai dont think so. Ai think hez prollee a teenager hoo iz traiing WAAAAY too hard.
Probably. Now come to teh brakeroom for some caek.
Well, if yur gonna twist mai arm, ai spose ai cud be convinsed to has sum caek…
Be sure u use teh secret knock. Not just anybody can get in, u knoes. *nods*
Ai nawt can knock. Ai haz mai handz full wif dis trai uf caeks. Der is Germin chokklit, anjul fud, red velvet, debbil’s fud, adn teh blakkberri shortcaeks.
Ai haz teh bukkit uf pina clolodas tu haz wif teh caek tu.
*lets WRR in*
Come in, quick before u pass out from that malodorous stench out in teh hall.
Sumwun sayd chokklit??? Wharewharewhare? *sniffsniffsniff*
just a guess, Gabriel Iglesias may have it.
.
(he is indeed hilarious)
*nok nok*
Who’s there?
banana …
*falls for it*
Banana who?
*nok nok*
fanks,
*** nabbs an nibbels caek******
is der ani caek leff?
Therez AWLWAIZ caek left!
and then I start my pedicure with the board.
Ouch! Triple wound score!
ABRADEEMERYRIPRIPRIPXFOLYATSHUNNINGLY
*wonders where to fit the J*
SEVEREINJURY
or
BANDAJES
O, wait! I take that back. This has moar points:
SEVEREDJUGULAR
yu win.
i can has caek nao?
FLAJELLAYSHUN
ooohhhhh!
playings with the stringthings!!!
winwinwin!
is that blud?
WIN!
Ai lykez string, yeff ai du.
Blud is gud tu. *nods*
scrabblol is fun with Kitteh rules.
Most fings are fun wif kitteh rules. If nawt fun, rules chanje wifakwikness.
or else!
(see above ideas where to fit the J)
heh.
LOL!
Kittehs favrit werd: S T O O P I E H O O M A N
Izzint dat tu werdz?
naawt in lolspeek.
-a
Dis dum gaym ehneewey. Cat b wurf much moar dan 5.
*nodnod* If yu has C-A-T, yu win, coz if yu nawt has C-A-T, yu looz.
dats tru!!!! cat worth elebentee x elebetnee points!
*nods* on an automatic trippul werd score.
*moves tile*
Hay! This says FOURPLE word score!
*shrugs*
more for me!
But… but… i’ts written in claw mark!
i can has no ideer hao that mightve got there.
*innocent eyes*
what iffen ya borrow a cat?
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sorta time-share kinda deel.
yu canhas the hrblls, the litterboks, and all the prizes! I believe they are under the fridge.
I will has the other share.
and the fourple werd score.
GMTA!
*taeks who is this kid? to teh korner*
Yoo prollee dont noe this, but we offen hav kwite yung peepl heer. IF we ar going to say things laik this, we doo it in a litelee disguized way taht tehy wudn’t recognize.
An it HAS to bee funnee. Teh problim iz – yoo may think yoo ar funnee, but yoo aren’t succeeding. An moast ov teh things yoo say ar moastlee kind ov tasteless, too.
Ar hewmor heer, tho ai think yoo cant see it, iz much moar adult. We ar NOT shokked bai waht yoo say. Itz just – sort ov grayde skool laik.
Yoo cud akshooalley hav fun heer, ai think, if yoo wud trai a littlol harder to see waht teh reel tone heer iz.
Don’t waste ur time or ur good heart, Janet. Clearly this is a juvenile who thinks it is SO cool and clever by acting in a way that is neither. Can u imagine who might be impressed by “I trolled the comments on ICHC!” Only other juveniles. Ho-hum.
*sigh* Yur rite.
*thinkz wif nostaljya ov teh wunburgertroll battlols wun whilst weelding teh majiklol pitchfork.*
SUCH a gud umbrellol it wuz.
I am glad that you are nice. This is cheezland after all. So, the kid makes crude remarkz somtimes, nobuddy died…and maybeh he will become more refined with age.
No, nobuddy died, but he/she/it slithered away smugly because it got what it wanted: a direct response. Gotta feel sorry for someone who has to act like a jerk just to get attention, but OTOH, this is a fun place for most of us, where we can escape the jerks we have to deal with IRL.
OH RATZ! There goez mai argewmint.
Oh, itz a he fur shur. An yes, it iz an odd way to be getting sum attenshun.
Teh gud part cud bee tath we getz lotz ov caek in teh brakeroom! Wif no kaloreez eether!
An – ai guess, az Maus wuns sed, that ai am amongst teh lukki wuns. He wuz meening sumwun hoo got to werk in theater fur a libbing – but nao ai meen becuz ai dont hav to deel wif hardlee ene jerks IRL.
So a jerk oar too – heer oar there – iz well wiffin mai tolerence limitz.
Thankz PJ!! Ai laik too bleev that there iz gud in ebreewun – corse – tehre AR teh “Rs,” hoo think yoo shudnt get Unemploymint inshurance, becuz tehn yoo ar too layzee to go aut an find a gud job – oar that enewun hoo izn’t helthee oar duznt hav elebentee gazillyun munneez haz no rite to hav helth cayre – no gud to bee seen in tehm atall.
BUTT – stuff laik hoo iz thiz kid sez – hez just reelee yung an – ai see no sinez ov ebil – just – reelee yungness!
Axe shoe alley kinda cyoot – in a verree odd kind ov way.
Nitee nite witk.
Sleep well.
He has axe shoe alley sed werse fings dan tonite, which makez me fink maybe he’s growing up a bit. Now he seems to be a littlol bit more personablol and playful. Oh, well, if it getz too horriblol, we can step around him.
If it gets too horrible, it’s your fault for encouraging trolls in the first place.
*steps around lcb*
You have just Cheezland a much less enjoyable place for me, pj perry.
Oh lcb. Pleez donut think this.
Cheezland wud nawt bee teh Cheezland we luv so much if it were nawt fur yoo. So much ov waht we doo heer an hao we hav fun iz awl yur doing.
Ai dont noe wai we ar . . .
Nao ai haz a giltee.
Well, I am sorry for that, lcb, I feel sad too. It just seems kind of harsh and mean in here. I will stay out of your way, if you wish.
Butt – ai dont think it will. Leest, ai hoep nawt. Ai think hee iz brite – an maybee misguided.
Ai think he cud “Improove” – wehn he seez taht he duzznt hav to say theze things to be noticed.
Ai membrr wehn ai wuz waht ai think hiz aige iz – itz nawt eezee.
In fakt, itz reelee hard.
Ai dont think hez a REEL troll. Nawt at awl laik that lolololetc prrson. Ai think hee cud lern to play nice an hav sum fun heer.
Well, I hopso. He’s kinda funny!
I don’t care to sacrifice my safe haven fun place so a few of you can coddle trolls. You know how much I love this place yet after tonight it is very hard to want to hang around here anymore.
yeah….I know JUST how you feel
Butt – itz NOT taht ai want to coddle trollz.
Ai nebber wanted to coddle teh loletc, oar teh s&e – oar moast ov teh otterz. Indeed, ai did mai best to maek tehm go away. an ai eben had mai own wunburgertroll – taht wuz when SJ gibbed me teh umbrella taht yoo sed ai cud uze fur mai brellee.
But sumtaims, wun coms along taht may seem laik a troll, but prollee izn’t reelee. An- if it can bee fixed – hao can it hurt so much at leest to trai???
I have to agree. I do believe in giving everyone a chance and explaining things to apparent trolls in case it’s just a misunderstanding. Once. If someone has had the basic premise of cheezland explained to them and chooses to ignore it, and takes this kind of childish pleasure in deliberately acting like a troll, however, they’ve made a rather clear declaration of how little they respect the values and community here, and they forfeit any right to be, well, coddled. All the more so when it’s a repeat offender. There is simply no excuse — play nice or leave, don’t expect the rest of us to put up with crap.
Janet — aifinkso it isn’t your good intentions or wanting to try… it’s the fact that this is, or has been, a save haven from idiots. This isn’t a kindergarten classroom, to teach rudimentary social skills — sadly lacking, in this case, I’d say. Having to see trollish comments being not only tolerated but encouraged — and that’s what’s happening here — in what should be a troll free zone makes it less of a haven and therefore less appealing.
Ai feel kinda responsibul foar dis wun.
Ai has seen him befoar, and he got fed, so ai tryd tu stop dat. But nao heez bakk, adn is maykin cheezfrens say bad stuffs tu eech obber, adn ai feels reel sad bowt dat.
Aifawt wiff awl teh noobeez hoo mebbe duzznt kno bowt NPT, ai wud poast a warning. Adn nao cheezfrens are at eech obbers froats kuz he got fed. Seems lyk derz no way tu aboyd it…iffn ai ignoarz dem dey get fed, iffn ai poast a warning we has an argument.
If dis guy is refoarmable, and refoarms, den cheezland has dun a serbiss adn we can awl be happyz agin. Iffn he shud be bannd, den dis fred shud be gud ebidens foar teh banning. But pleez stawp fyting.
Ai is sorry 
Yoo noe – yoo ar wun ov mai bestest frenz heer ebber – an ai wud nebber ebber doo enething to hurt yoo – let aloan doo enething to maek yoo nawt bee happee heer.
An nao ai hav noe idea waht to do.
an stagehanddan – do yoo meen that? Yoo dont want to come enemoar eether??
Ai haz a hyooj giant sad that ai hav dun this. Ai am sorree – an maybee it iz ai hoo shud go away.
check yer mail
Nawt u, jpak, ai startid it. ai is sorry.
EBREEWUN STOP
Can we please just call an end to this — the thoughts of leaving and fracturing the most wonderful community ever, AND the guilt and shouldering of blame?
We be cheezfrenz, guis! Plz tell me we nawt gunna let a troll come between us! A trajedy, it wud trooly be!
A quiet reminder of NPT shud be enuff when a troll appears. If teh troll makes inappropriate remarks that bother you, notify teh Cheezes — you donut even need to tell uvver cheezpeeps it was yu.
Can we all calmly fink about whare this be going, an whevver any troll, reformable oar nawt, is worth teh disintegration of teh Cheezland Famblee?
Yoo ar rite, prysma-kitteh.
Ar famblee iz wun ov teh moast wundrrful wuns awn teh fayce ov teh urth.
Thiz iz teh verree furst argewmint ov ene kind taht we hav ebber had, that ai noe ov.
An tho wee ar so verree verree much alaik, we still dont think teh sayme awn ebree isshoo.
So – ai hoep we can just treet this az teh inevitablol famblee skwabbul – an just let it go.
Ai cannawt eben IMAJIN laif heer wiffaut lcb. Ai dont eben want to hav to trai. THAT iz waht maeks mee so verree verree sad.
Oh, grate…ai posted a linkee foar NPT adn itz in moderayshun.
Prolly nebber see it nao.
sorry LCB et al, adn fankeez PK. U has a gud hart.
Huzzah, P-K!! Well sedded! Ai toadalee agrees.
*groop hug*
But AngelPlume – ai dont see hao ene ov this iz yur fawlt at all. Yoo just did waht iz nermallee dun.
Thankz fur traiing to sholder teh blayme – but ai can see that it wuz ai, an nawt yoo.
An – waht iz this NPT ov wich yoo speek. Taht we will laiklee nebber see.
{{{{{{cheezlandfamblee}}}}}}
gud nite john-boy an a special gud nite mrs magillicutty, wherever u r.
yeh Jimme Durante was special, yes indeed.
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hot…cha-cha-cha
Hai DK!! A groop hug iz prollee just waht we need. but ai feer sum ov teh wuns we want to hug arnt heer rite nao.
But it still iz need rite nao.
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Ohai Janet! *hugs JPAK* Ai cannot imajin ICHC wifowt LCB eever.
NPT is LCB’s Latin abbrebiashun for “Do Not Feed Teh Trolls”, membrer?
*hugs ebreewun in site an wanders awf tu bed, glad fur wunce nawt tu haz job inna moarning*
Lubs yu guis, moar tehn enny wurds cud say!
Nite-nite P-K! Schweet dreems.
*B-I-G hugglol*
Is still in moderayshun, but juss goe tu teh cheez town cryer adn serch awn NPT. U will fynd teh artikul LCB rote abowt trolls… we shud awl JUSS IGNORIFY DEM!
Dat meens no responsez AT AWL.
Iffn dey feels loanly mebbe dey goez away, but iffn dey gets attenshun OB ANEE KYND den dey stikks arown bein trollish.
nuff sed.
lolcatburglar
i hope you reconsider. don’t let the turkey get you down otherwise the troll wins.
i joined the cheezefamily on groundhogs day. your instructions helped me turn my orange cat p.j. into my avatar noodle. i might even try to put a green mask on noodle for st patricks day.
we peeps can still have a safe and silly place. i just skip the kids comments. i suspect he’ll get bored and leave us peeps alone.
it’s getting late here in santa monica. let’s everybody get a good night’s sleep.
What do u mean, cheezburger doesn’t have a Z in it?
Hims obvyusly yoozing teh rong dikshunary.
obvyusly.
aifinks ai culd du verry wel playin lolspeek scrabblol!