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Special Delivery
u can mail ordur anyfing dees days
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: bluecats0 via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai’d liek wun uv dem!
kan ai haves da 2 4 1 speciol deel?
pleze sends anubber kittehgram wif pointy ends.. trubbles ahed.
Unfoartunetly, teh only song kitteh noes is “meow mix”
Ai wants chikens, ai wants libers, meow mix meow mix pleees delibber!!!
Nawt again! I CANTS HEER YU!!! *stufs pawz in eers* Lalalalalalala!!!!!
Karolling kittehs tu u!!!
and nao that it’s lunch tiem ober de pond an dinnur tiem round yurup, not to ferget late nite-snack time inda east – here’s a repeat purrformance!!
Happy St. Davids day!!!
Lets have sum welsh noms:
Lets start wif leak and gote cheez tarts:
ht tp://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/9699/melting-leek-and-goats-cheese-pastries
Sum welsh cakes:
ht tp://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/5569/welsh-cakes
Sum welsh rarebit moofeens:
ht tp://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3427/welsh-rarebit-muffins
and to top it off, sum Bara brith:
ht tp://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/2800/bara-brith.aspx and a larje bowl of home churned, lightlee salted pale budder
and tee, cawfee, koko, joosies an smoofies – an otter sordid bevrijies, inklooding welsh beer…
help urselbs and Enjoy!
schmoo to you nennepuss for teh wonderful noms!
*nom nom nom*
*yoinks rarebit muffin* Fank yoo!!! Dis be mai favurit!
Kitteh thawtz he wuz gettin rabbit
Sents to himz by u
But all he gotz was bred, cheez, an bakin
An kitteh thinx dats teh good stuffs to.
omaigudniss! naow wii hab tew goe obbur tew whales diz sommer! mmm
comgrabyurelayshuns, anni!
*draggz inz teh vasst chonklit gooddee buf fay frum teh lasst lol* Ebree adn teihr buddee nom tu yur hartz kontint! (kontaynz noe shugar oar kalloloreez, ifz taht izz yur purr fur ents, uvkoars!)
Thx Italiana an happi birfdai!
ofangyuberimeowtch foaqr teh burfdae wyssh, annipuss! ai izz hasing a partikyoularlollee luvlollee dae tudae!
Hope it continues to be a luverly day! Happi birfdai!
ofangyu! Itz lurvlollee-er bai teh minnit!
*smylols frum eer tu eer*
That kitteh is HUGE. Did she grab a bobcat by mistake?
MRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!
FTW!
Liddul tu melodeeyus fr reel kitteh singin, afinksew,
Fanks Ambercat – Ai hazn’t heered dat fur ayjiz an Ai lub it!
This iz a speshullee gud vershun!
Mai Fiona haz a relee prittee voyce – verree sweet.
Barney iz VERREE lowd wehn he wants to go out!
Praps tehy cud doo this doo ette?
I love the bit where they almost start laffing!
But teh blond wun manijd 2 keep a strayt faes awl throo!
I like that parts, too, nennepus!
LOL x elebentee! FangQ for sharing Ambercat!
Fabmewlus!!! ROFLMA
ofaqngyu! Whutta lubblollee sir prize!
ohai , land sharks heres
“Candygram”
oh noes…..
da cone hedded kittehs frum franz r arrivin tonit. musts prepares tini consumableles.
HIPPO BIRDEEEEES TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
“O gibs mii a hoem
wer teh cheezburgurs rome….”
awsums!!!
An teh tyoonah dont com in a tin.
Wehre sell dum is herd
A “getofftehdamcurtins” an such werds.
An teh goggees is nawt alowd in!
*clappity…clappity* dat wuz wunnerphul, Ambercat!
yay! *clappityclappity* jk2kitteh an ambercat!
Y u putted meh owtsaid sew I haz tu b reskyood?
Yez, I no I wuz myaowin nawnstawp tu b let owt, but I didnent noe u had mayd it sno!
Just kuz I asked tu go owt duzn’t meen I wanted tu b owt!!
Cat-22.
Menshunen noe naymez, butt(!) Sumwon iz lion on the flore of the ayrport on the bottom of the las LOL wif eh plain tu ketch….
Serbs u rite fur splortin at teh end uv a lol!
Has jus seyn eet afta landun frum nawt sekkund flt
In dat caes, Ai’ll maek an eggsepshun fur u!
ofangyu foar the burfdae witchus frum teh lastest lol!
*putts a sawt pillolow undurr Catena’s hedd adn kuvverz hur wiffa flooffee blankie tu keap warm*
…Umm … Halp??!! Catena izz styll awn teh floar frum teh lastest lol, adn ai has nawt bin trayn’d in splort ress kew!!
‘S OK, Ai haz gon awl teh wai bakk dere 2 do teh nessesseree!
ofangyu, anni! ai hadded a wurreed!
Hippo burdseye to you!!!
and here it is in norbegiun too
ofangyu nenne! Taht wuz beriberiBERI nais! ai has nebber hadded a norbejiun burfdae wyssh bihfoar. ai has noe eyedeer whut tehy singded, butt(!!) itz lukked laik teh fnu!
{{{nennepuss}}}
*Skids back into thread, having gone to airport to rescue Catena*
pantpantpant. That was some fast driving and maneuvering.
That wuz wun ov teh moast amazing rekews ai’ve ebber seen!!
Cant hav hur flying auf wiffaut ene braynes!!!
tanks, awl yu guis! butt(!) iz gpen nauw!
Foar MIH??!! Yu shuddint has! .. butt(!!) ai has a happee taht yu didded!
*blooshes behynd flooffee pawses*
Singing kittehgramz doesn’t seem too happy about being a singing kittegramz.
Soopah Floof Kitteh
wiff Strypee Tukkseedo amz
nawtz cuddlee Bag~Pype!
Soopah Floof Kitteh
duz nawtz wawntz coaldz andz Wyte Wetz
Stuff… Wawntz goez Indoarz!!
Soopah Floof Kitteh
wawntz Beeg Cuppa Hawt Chawklitt
2 wawrmz up insyde!!!
Jack.
“cuddlee Bag~Pype!” ROFL!!!!
annudder grate pome Jack!!!
Clappity clappity! Sooper floof kitteh- sayz “Ai’m singin until u let me in da howse!”
akshulleh – aifink his singing “Donut fence me in”!!
a knoes mine does if his knot reddy to come inside…
Hooray Jack! He is sooper floofeh!! Well dun!
Ahem Ahem!
*gets awn box to see bettur*
I iz getting a promoshun!!! WOOHOO!!!
*happy dansdansdans*
*falls offa box*
oopsy teehee
*maykes sordid cheezy eggy sooflays foar awl teh cheezfrens to sillybrayte*
Ooh, cheezy eggies, NOM NOM NOM! And congrats to you, TheatricalWanderlust – whut gud gnus!!!
comgrabyurelayshuns, TW! Yay adn clappity-clappity foar yu! Whut happeetayle nooz to reeseeb awn a Moandae!
Fankyu and hippo birdies to yoo!
ofangyu! ai has turnded twenny-nyn … agen!
*gigglolsnert*
*swimswimswimswim*
Hello my dear Italiana! Happy birthday to you! I hope you don’t mind if I sing a little song for you!
*plucks harp strings*
♫ I bring you happy birthday wishes
From all the friendly fishes.
May these clovers good luck will bring you
And lots of friends to cling to.
A manatees wish for you..
That all your hopes come truuuuuuuue! ♫
*swimswimswimswim away blushing*
*swimswimswims back*
*yoinks that superfluous ‘will” in the third line*
*swimswimswims away again*
ofangyu, Hugh! Taht izz a moast wunnermuss burfdae sawng, adn ai hazza privil edged taht yu has singed itz foar mih!
*SHMOOOOs Hugh awn himz noes adn runsawaewifakwikness*
Dat’s a gud birfday to stai awn ;-D
Oh yesh. Ai haz been dere menny yeerz. And congrats TW!!
ai has bin twennee-nyn foar soe mennee yeeryeeryeers taht mai kiddos r bofe oalur tehn ai yam (whut ai yam).
*gigglolsnert*
Happee Birfdai Italiana. Manee wishes for a wunnerful day!
ofangyu foar teh gud wyshus! Ebree wun izz SOE nys!!
*blooshes behynd flooffee pawses*
o.O – Confabulations!!!
*pops open elebenty bottlols of shampayn*
Skål!!!
Fankyu!!!!
Fankyu!!!
redundant kitteh iz reduntant….. *faycepaw*
Mazel tov.
Fankyu!
YAY!!! congatulashuns!!!
Fankyu hunnybunny!
conga-rats TheatricalWanderlust!!!!
**pops open bottle of shampers**
cheers!
Cheers!!! Fankyu!
Ooooo…so happeez ta seez my LOL on de frontz page! Wantz ta thankx de unknown pictcha takerz and de beautzifulz kitteh widoutz whitz nones ofz dis woulds havez beens possibles! Andz MY birfsdays was on Friday… so dis a very happy belatedz birfday presentz! Ciao meow!
happeetayle burfdae tu yu a fyoo daiz layt!! Heer – pweese tu has a chonklit martoonie and a brown knee tu sillybrayt yur speshulol dae!
Thanx fer de spesull wishez Italiana!
Congrats to yoo, bluecats0! Hooray!
Thanx u gremlin! Dis turnin outz ta beez a cool dayz!
Congrats on teh FP adn happi late birfday tu bluecats0!
Manyz thankz Lungdoc! I haz a happyz!
conga-rats on teh front page and happy belated birthdai bluecats0!!!
Thanx so veryz much gammacat! Mai FB cheezfrend sed he hadz a “congratulations” fer me buts he eated it. Imz gonna keeps urs!
W00t!!w00t!! dat b a purrfect capshun!!! Yay fur making deh front paige!!!
Canz uz bewievez it cweenmj! I hopez urz travelz iz goinz jes grates! Thanx agenz cheezfrend!
comgrabulashons on making da frunt paije!
and belaytid hippo burdseyes two ewes!!!
*pops more bottlols of shampers* – skål!!!
Ooo…thanx uz nennepus! Betweenz Italiana’s martoonis and ur shampers, Iz gonna be snockeredz! Herez ta allz mai wellwisherz…Cheerz!
He follered meh home. Kin I keep heem? *looks hopeful*
Oh yes an yoo can snorgle him an hug him an cawl him george!
datsa sum beeeg kitteh! (lurking ober awl teh sillybrashuns nd happicatiness soaking up teh frenlie wif a kwietness. Cheers to awl!)
Cheers Markitteh!
A toast to awl cheezfrenz!
Cheers Markitteh!
A toste to awl cheezfrenz!
ohai, markitteh! aifinkso wih has nawt mett yett *ekstendses flooffee paw uv frendshep tu markitteh*
Heer – joyn teh festibbih teez – *off furs markitteh a chonklit martoonie adn a brown knee*
Fankyu, Italiana. “axsepts floofy frendshep paw wif a bow adn a grin.” Martooni adn brown knee hitz teh spot. Kinda sillybratin still. Caturday, Feb.27 was anniversary of marriaged to wifecat. 23 years. That sumfing like 161 in catyears, innit?
ROFLPIMP!!
Wuz awl uv uss, inz teh foy yur, wiffa popgunz, aifinkso!
LOL!! ai forgot about dat scene!
Oh pleez don shootz de kitteh!
**yawn** Canolli-butt was auditioning for a kitteh-gram job last nite – in between playing with something that had a bell, scrabbling over the hardwood, and thumping into things (probably poor Shadow-girl)
I’m off on an epic search for enuff caffeene and noms!
tyme fer a groop sing-song! Pleez tew sing along tew the toon uv Teh Lonlee Goathurd!
♫ Out in the snow was a ticked-off Lolcat
Meowy-oh, meowy-oh, meow-heehoo!
Singing ‘let me in or your face I’ll claw at!
Meowy-oh, meowy-oh, meowy-ohdaloooo! ♫
ROFL x elebentee!!! @@@@ x elebentee for you, Hugh!!!
wunce the catfeen kicks in, I’ll try to think of more lyrics
ROFL-meeeoooowww!
Sekkund vurss –
“Owt awn teh stepz tehre’s a angwee kitteh!
Mewo-wy-oh, meow-wy-oh, meow-wy-oooh!
Letz mih inz naow, oar itz woan’t bih pritteh!
Meow-wy-oh, meow-wy, ai’ll skritch yoooo!”
nyce…um…harmonee dere Hugh.
♫ Folks inteh howse hurd teh katterwaulin’
Meowy-oh, meowy-oh, meow-heehoo!
Dey fowt it wuz teh sownd uv teh roof a-fallin’
Meowy-oh, meowy-oh, meowy-ohdaloooo! ♫
Hey, gu noos evebuddie! De repayremanz fixified mah furnace adn Ai KAN HAZ HEET!!! Adn itz oney kosted 400 munnies.
*Ahem* adn sinse Ai hab de oben awn a LOT de las tree dayes tu halp warm up de howse adn sinse Ai kant seem tu hab de oben awn wifowt cukkin somefing, Ai haz lemmin skwarez, chonklit-chip cukkie piez, browniez, cormbred muffingz, baked pertaters, pork roost, baked tortellini (teh edibubble kind, NOT mah kitteh ob teh sayme nayme!) adn mac & cheez.
Yay fer teh heet!
*taiks heeping plait uv pork roost, tatos, tortellini nomnomnomnom*
Fank u momchan!
Plzandthanxu! *bouncez awai wiht platz hield balancd own ebery apen…app.. paw adn tale!
*heddedk* furrgot to congratz on hazing heet again!
Shouldn’t be kittehgram it should be “Carol Kitteh sings for cheezburgers”
Tis teh seezon 2 beh jollieeeeeee!
She’s cute!
Pritty gurl and gigantaur kitteh at your sevice!