
Is der a pwayce in yer ♥ fer wittul *mee* ?
how bout nao?
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Is der a pwayce in yer ♥ fer wittul *mee* ?
how bout nao?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: furrgetmenot via Our LOL Builder
SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Nenne’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
O Noes !! Nenne iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Nenne’s branes an rinse dem wiv sarsaparila*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Nenne to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez
O Noe! Nenne iz daon!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur* *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back* *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep* *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp* *Puts Nenne in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob majiklol recubereh eliksir* Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
o.O – a triplol reskwyoo!!!
Fankies Anni, PB and OM!!
*nomsabitofdonutabitofchonklipossumanudderbitofchonklitpossum – wut the heck – scarfs all free down*
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Do ai say congrats Nennepus? Beein relitiblee nyoo heer ai am nawt shor abowt teh proaticawl. If wun iz nawt-sekkund an splorts, duz wun still be nawt-sekkund?
(Kwik werk ennyway!)
It iz awlwais gud 2 congratshumalayt teh purrsun hoo iz nawt sekund! Eben iffn dey aer wivowt dere braynez fur teh tiem bein!
Fankies OM – ai fink wun of mah brayn cells – the wun inda korner ober deer, herder it
*noms wun moar donut*
what lanuage are you speaking
SPLORT!
*unsplorts*
GMTA!!!
*resplorts*
O Noes !! Nenne iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Nenne’s branes an rinse dem wiv sarsaparila*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Nenne to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez
Agennn !!!! Wy yu no lissen ???
ooh – fankies – agin!!
wud u liek sum burgers as a reward??
ht tp://www.flickr.com/photos/glorioustreats/3365742851
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Q’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
O Noes !! Q iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Q’s branes an rinse dem wiv sarsaparila*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Q to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Whew !!
Congratz on ur nawt-sekkund Q – if tahts approwpreeate wen wun splorts.
comgrabyurelashunz tu nenne adn Q awn teh splortaushus dubblol nawt-sekkund! Adn happeetayle Mundane tu wun adn awl.
Mai oaldur sunn deep loyded Caturdae tu himz noo dyootee stayshun wif teh Naybee. Himz wyl b inz teh Middlol Eest foar a yeeryeeryeer, butt(!!) fankfuelolee nawt wair tehre izz fyting. Ai wud lyk tu aks awl mai cheezeland frendz tu sedn beems adn prairs, adn gud fawts uv yur choyce tu awl teh memburrz uv teh militarree frum awl teh kuntrees arown teh whirled hoo keap uss saif ebree dae. Tehy izz awl mai heerows.
{{{{Italiana, Italiana’s sunn adn awl teh militarreez awai frum hoam}}}}
iz gonna bee a looooong yeeryeeryeer fur yu.
yabbutt(!!), atzleest tehre r wunnermuss invenshamacayshuns laik emayo adn innurnashunul kawleng kardz soe wih kan stae inz tuch priddee meowtch wenebbur wih wanna. Taht helpz a lawt.
and sign up for Skype – free calls over the Intertubes and if both your computers are enabled,l you can video chat and see each other! I skype wiv my far-away buddies allatiem
WHEE!! YAY!! Clappity-clappity!! Mai sunn jsut kawelded mih frum haffwai (oar maiB moar) arown teh whirled tu wysh mih a happeetayle burfdae (awwww – himz is soe sweetz!) adn tu letz mih knoe taht hims arribeded saif adn sownd atz himz noo dyootee stayshun. Ai has a HYOOJ HAPPEE!!
*dansdansdans happeedans*
{{{memburrz uv teh millitarree awl arownd teh whirled hoo keap uss saif}}}
{{{{{{{{{Italiana’s sunn}}}}}}}}}}}
hoo membrrrrz hiz mama’s burfday!
Waht branch iz he in?? An Yoo Nit??
Himz is in teh You Ess Naybee – adn bihkaws uv hims jawb inz teh Naybee, himz isnawt inz a you knit.
Awww! Ai cud lub u!
Ai awlreddy duz! Wat a cyootipatooti!
Congratz, Anni – awn being teh nawt-sekkund, wivout teh splort!
Fur sum reezun Ai seem 2 be splort rizistunt! Dat iz wye Ai get 2 dribe teh CCC. Aifink Ai haz ownlee splortid wuns.
Teh littlol tinee BC wiv teh bowtie an teh merlot, purrlot hav got me teh wurst. Tihs cyootie wun mai hav two, butt(!) tehre waz kaos heer awlreddy sew ai jus sprang intu akshun!
yesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congracheelashuns, Carosue. U dint eben splort ever!
we lubz yu pooty
Congaratz PB. Itz bizzy heer rite nao!
Ai’d save you Nenne, but our bwaynz seem to be all over teh floor!
OMCC!!!!111!!! *tittenz CHRG(wdoi) runz tu teh CCC garage, hoapin sumwun who haz driven dis will sho up…….*
*blargh. ded from teh cute…
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Heer kums teh CCC wee-ooo wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy sweetpeas brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkly minral waddurs*
*pakk-pakk kayrfully intu teh braynium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh hedd-boans ontu teh krayniums*
*kkkrik-kkkrik-ripp teh dukky-tayp arown teh hedd*
*tayp-tayp rownd adn rownd nyse adn tyte*
*strech-snap awn a noo CHRG (wdoi)*
*eskoarts sweetpea tu teh splort rekubbury ward*
Heer, sit in dis kumfy chayr in frun ob teh window. U can see teh Mu Medow frum heer – lukkit teh hart kittehs!
*rapps hur in a warm cheezmap blankee*
Heers sum chokklit possums adn hawt chokklit. Doan lukk at teh kyoot wiffowt deez protektib gogglols, k?
sweetpea!! Speek tu mi!1!
*shaeks sweetpea, lukkin fur sines uf lief*
*waves choklit possum under sweetpeas noze*
Haz a hopefull…..
Sweetpea – sai sumfing! U nawt relly ded, ar u??
*wispurrs* “Ai hazza chokklit foar u”
*rises weakly*
noms teh chokklit
*falls away in ded swoon*
*peeks out surreptishushloly from one eye to see if more goodies are being readied*
*hans sweetpea sum peenut budder an graype jam sammijes*
*eyes teh sammijes*
no shwimps for appetizers? no swhimp souP?
[and this, deer fwends, is a nexample of looking a gift course in teh mouf]
Wii be needin Runtumtigger tu bee in teh Splort Recubberee Lownge, she bee nuro nurz adn wit awl teh braynes re-pakked dere cud bee sum problumz, aifinkso.
*The CHRG is Nawt enough this time!! *frantically looks for something to block the cute* Aha! I fink these glasses should reflect all that cute from my brains! *stares at the cute*
NOE!!! Grantski!!11!! Dondoit!!!! Iz too strawg fur mortal kittehz even wit teh prekawshunz!!!!!
Im ok! The cute is being reflected
Aifinkso tihs littlol kitteh is mebbeh teh saym as teh wun in teh “wet paint” lol. Ai nebber seen tihs kind ov culler mix befawr. Izza “calico”?
ICHC has been overloading us with cute, maybe?
Teho wud be tikkled to heer this!
AAAAIIIEEEE!!!!! teh bloo eyez! teh sawfty stripey furz! teh pinkee noze an toez!!! *capers an prances frantiklee*
Kwik BF. Titen taht helmutt!
ohai! I have good news today! My dad has had trouble with his hip for a long time, he’s already had a hip replacement on the left one, now his right has needed one for months, and its caused him so much pain, he can barely walk any more, and he still goes to work for our family. He had a surgery scheduled yesterday, its on April 13th, he’ll get his right hip replaced, and after recovering, should be pain-free!
That is guud newz! Beeeems tew ur dadcat fer teh swiftee heelin an the payne freeness!
Woot Woot! Gud nyoos indeedy! Hoep hez up an hoppin suun.
{{Grantski’s Dad}}
whut gud nooz! Beemz tu yur dadcat foar a kompleat adn swyft recubberree!
{{{Grantski adn Dadcat}}}
YAY for Grantski’s Dad! Beeems to him for teh surjery to b awl swift an neat and for kwik heeling!
but wii just saw dis kitty!!! h ttp://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/25/funny-pictures-cat-is-this-the-face/#comments
Wai wii gitting rerunz?????????????????????????????????
Butt (!) dis kitteh sew kyoot! Da kyoot can nawt bee contayn in syngl lul.
Icee ur poynt. Nawt lawng ago at awl. Butt(!) ai doan maynd seeyin tihs littlol cyootie a fyoo tiems.
a good kyoot cannot be splorted ober tu menny tiems!
8)
Nao that u menshun it -I wus thinking I hadded a Deja-vü… Is a cyoot kitteh, butt there b mennee otters, too, that r being lost in teh innertoobes. *hcr pondurs ovur kitteh selecshun*
Ai wil leeb u awl pondering. Tiem fer bed arfta awl mai trabloling awn teh weekend. Bai!
Gut nite!
Ai has as traynj sense ob day jharr voo – Ai dunot objekt to teh repeets, purrr sya, butt(!) we has oenlee juss seen tihs pinkee pinkee toe pad kitteh and Ai dunot fink we can coep wiv a dubble does ob such cyoot!
ai shal nawt splort … ai shal nawt splort … ai shal nawt splort … izz mai mantruh. Ai shal, ins tedd drenk mai sinnyminny tee adn eet kow peeuss amowntz uv chonklit uv awl sordid kyndz tu distraktify maiselv (itz mai burfdae, adn ai kan du whut ai laiks, rite??!! Rite??)
It IZ ur birfday!! Happee Birfday Italiana!
Ai jus sor taht befawr ai left fer teh nite.
Happee Burfdae!!11!!
Happeetaledansdansdans.
Spinnspinntwurltwurl
*wood frow teh konfettee but (!) hazznt figgered it owt yet*
Happee Burfdae to YU!!!
Ai wish u a happee dai! Inn honur uv ur birfdai ai borro dis sawng ritten by KittyRoo….(ahem ahem)
♫ We wish you a Happy Birthday
The day you arrived on earth-day
And have a so-full-of-worth-day
Dear Italiana! ♫
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Happy Birfday to u
Happy Birfday to u
Happy Birfday, deer Italianaaaaaa
Happy Birfday to uuuuuuuuu!
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May u has a berryberry happy day and berryberry happy yeer and mennee mennee to cum! And YESH u kin doo whut u lieks, Ifinkso, o yesh! {{{Italiana}}}
{{{OzcatMum,Shatzeesmom,bf473,honeycakerabbit}}} ofangyu foar teh lubblollee burfdae wishus adn awl teh sawngs adn dansdansdansing. Tihs iz ternifying owt tu bih a wunnerfuel burfdae, aifinkso.
Haow oald ai izz, yu mae aks? Forebber 29, ai annsurz!
Hippee burfday tu yu, hippee burfday tu yu, hippee burfday deer Italianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, hippee burfday tu yuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! ♪☼♪
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♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ CARA ITALIANA ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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An meneee moooooaaaarrrr ♫
Happy Burfdai Italiana!!! Yu kan haz awl teh choklite yu wants!!!
ofangyu africat adn 3km! ai has lawtsa wunnermuss chonklit fings tu shair – kraips fyllded wif banilly kreem adn chonklit shaybings, wif chonklit saws drizzlolled awn tawp … chonklit muffinz wif chonklit chyps inz tehm (and wippee buddur foar spredding) … dubbul chonklit brown knees … sordid chonklit kookees … adn uv koars, chonklit martoonies!
Oh, not this picture again. It was messy enough in here last time.
Happins EBREE Taim!
Hoaldz Liddill Kitteh.
Slips Alfred E. Nooman Mask
ober Kitteh’z fayss!
Dis willz cutz daown awn
‘Sploart!’z andz allowz Hewminz 2
Chin Rubz andz Snoargillz!
Gurl Cheezpeepz getz noo
Tee~arra CHRGz
2 keepz ‘Sploart!’z prittee!!!
Jack.
Ideelly a place nxt 2 teh gooshy food.
*sigh*
OMCC, this bii da kyootest kitty!!!!!
*titens CHRG and luks at chekbuk balance*
Well, that did the trik!
Halpz! Ai iz hasin teh kyootz oberdoas. Teh ony remdy iz wachin teh nuze awn telybishun ai finkso.
Ken sumwon runn the CCC bai the DTW aerport, coz (afta ai wish Italiana Hapi Burfdae),, aiz goona
SPLORT!!!!
Oh awl rite den – heer cums teh CCC…
*sweep up catena’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*Drives the CCC from next thread to BDL airport to help Catena, sirens blaring, lights flashing, horn a-honking*
*Blasts CCC thru sekurity gatez*
*Careens to stawp next to Catena, leaps out, sweeps up teh brainz*
*Quickly, yet thoroughly, washes the branz and pakpakpaks tehm into the hed cabity*
*Replaces head bonze, snaps on new CHRGwdoi (drawings are of a biplane, in honor of Catena’s place of splortitude)*
*Whips severl miles of dukky tape around the CHRG*
*Looks nerbussly over shoulder and sees Transportation Safety employees thundering down the concourse*
*Leaves a thermos of martinis and one of hawt chonklit, a box of chonklit possums, and some purrtektib apparel next to Catena*
*hops back onto CCC and roars out of BDL, heading north up route 91*
Whew!
Oh, I see I made an error! Catena is at DTW, not BDL. In which case, I would suggest she make her way to the Japanese restaurant on the main concourse of the big terminal, have a hot sake and some noodles.
Fur yoo, catena, ai will nao kwiklee do teh “klassiklol” reskew!
Cept we dont usuallee hav to do it at teh hare port! Flying Bunways Air??
*runs to fetch teh CCC*
Awlmoast az gud az noo!
*getz out teh bukkit an teh broom*
*sweep sweep sweeepittee sweep sweep up teh brayns*
*put tehm carefullee in teh bukkit*
*sweep sweep up teh rest ov teh littlol cells lying in teh korners*
*put tehm in teh bukkit*
*poar tehm awl into teh hed*
*pat pat pippitee pat pat tehm bak in playce*
*tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk in awl teh loos enz*
*replayce teh hedboan*
*SNAP awn teh noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*tug tug tug tug it into playce*
THERE!
Thiz iz nawt so bad tath yoo haz to go to teh Hed Splort Recobbery Ward (HSRW), so if yoo will just sit heer in this comfee couch. . .
Ai will cover yoo wif this sawft dark green blankee. . .
An heer iz sum Catberree choklit fur strenghth. . .
An a hawt choklit too – just becuz!
Just cloaze yur aeiz fur a bit – no peeking at teh kitteh – an soon yoo will be az gud az noo!
You didn’t rinse! catena has a dirty mind now!
Rinsing iz nawwt part ov teh klassiklol reskeew!
That wuz came much laytur.
noe chanj dere…
tankz, yu guis! dat wuz eh fabulus reskew!!! (ai eggspeshullee lyked drinkun down teh marteeneez befour TSA gawt tu dem!
WANT!!!!1!!!
Bah bah bah buh, must run and find cover… emergency stash of CHRGs and HGGs must be here somewhere…
Oh jeemony, not gonna make it.
~Asplode~
O noze! D-R haz been splortd fer such a lawng tyme!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Iz u otay D-R?? Speek tew meh!
Thank u, I’s be good nao
Dat de splortiest, most splorty splort I eber seen!!