
You no understanz, hoomin. These bars aren’t to protect me . . . . . . they’re to protect YOU!
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You no understanz, hoomin. These bars aren’t to protect me . . . . . . they’re to protect YOU!
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: roltgunner via Advanced Lol Builder
So how come I don’t feel safe?
Congarats on your nawt-sekkond Winnie!
Spanks much – is mai bery nawt-sekkond nawt sekkond so ai has the happeeness. Cheerz! *clinks kawfee mugs wif u*
Oooh, gratz! Da bery nawt-sekkond nawt sekkond is speshul!
Cattails clinks twh kawffee mugs. Cheerz!
*pourz fresh hawt coffeez er tee er chokklit fer ebreewun*
Salud, amor y pesetas, y tiempo para disfrutarlos! *clinkee*
ooh…hapi dans dans dans!
W00ty-w00t-w00t!!! itz Winnie-Wonka at deh top!!
I duz a feerze dans in ur onner!!!
Dansy-dans GROWL!
Dansy-dans HISS!!
Dansy-dans ROWWWRRRR!!!!
Yu are const… con..awlwayz ammazing, mi cween!!
Ai diddnt no dat yu spoke feerze!!1!
Did I skeered u? 8)
Adn egstra congrats foar ur frunt-payj yefferday
Ai has a tie knee FEERSE!!!
Raowr!
This is Basement Cat Jr., on Spring Break after starting skool wiv his blue bow tie, fuulin effreebody dat he wus going to be gud! Nao the troof coms owt!
Halp! Mai hed is stuck! Ai prawmis ai wont hurt u iffen u git meh owta heer hooman!
Izznt dis lol eerly? It iz stil teh weekweekweek end izznt it? Ai dint misplais a dai, ai hoap!
yup. kawt mii bai surpriez!
nose – still Funday! and yes – it is urlee!
iz dere a skedule?
yup.
duren teh weke – LOLs et (US eastun tiym) 6am 9am 12noon 3pm 6pm 8pm
awn wekeundz – 6am 10am 2pm 6pm 8pm
aifink
Cumlpeetlee foold me! Ai had a bizzee an thort Ai had an eggstra ower!
Lukks liek we haz 2 wayt fibe owers bitween dis lol an teh nekst. Messiz up mai dai cumpleetlee!
*Boops BC onda nose*
*Shmoos BC onda head*
Yesh dear – ai is shaking frum da big skared!!
Pardun me iffn Ai lol!
Be my guest!
Teh detaylz awn hauw basement cat wuz tossd aot of hebben…
Well, nawt-secund he
Ate teh applol
Banged on teh perlee gaits
Crashed into teh clowdz
Dumped teh cherubs ober….
Eructated at teh dinner taybul
Fryed chikkin in teh holee waddur font
Gallumpd wildlee fru hebben
H….
Hit a doggie-anjull upside his hedd
Injurred a harpist
Jumped into teh all-sowls meeting buffet line
K…
Klawd St. Peter
Laffed at hiz skreems
Made luvvy paws awn awl teh hebbenlee kwire
N….
Nawed on sumwuns haylo
Opuned teh gaitz adn snuck owt
Pestered annudder doggie-anjull
Qwit gowin tu kwyor praktis
R…
“Repayrd” St. Peters pulpit
Steeles toona from da kitchin
Teased da goggie anjulls on sundays
U…
Ran frew hebben like a hurd uv elolefantz
Stole a peec uv angel cake
Tossed himz halo intu deh bushez
U…
Uravvled a raynbow
Vishus faise (maid wun)
‘Wakka-Wakka’d’ during prayors
X…
Used up ebberwun’s patience
Voted himself ins charge
Washed awl teh gold off teh streets
Xploded a bunch of stars
Y…
Yaaawwwnneed when CC skolded him
Zoooooooommed when himz wuz told dat he wuz “outta dere!”
clappity clappity clapp!!!!
pop goes da weasel
Bebbeh bloo eyes got hiz feerce on!
Dose perty bloo ayes needza splort alert, aifinkso!
Bebbeh Kitteh wiff
shaddo furz andz bloo ieez habz
a kewl naym…. ROAR~shakk!
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
nawt groandz n2 himz fayss yetz.
Will beez handsumm Tawm!!
Bebbeh Kitteh nawtz
habz teefz yet, but habz Poyntee
Endz sharpz az needillz!!!
Jack.
gud morgun, JD!
Ohai dayr, catena!
Gibbz catena beeg
muggz ubz Afturrnoon Tee datz
deelishush Iee Bryte!
Awllso habz Tee Caykz
andz wawrm, butturrdz Skoanz andz
Hoam Maydz Fudjj Braowneez!!
catena canz awllso
habz Redd Zeengurr ifz hurz feelz
a Napz cummengz awn!!!
Jack.
ai is innoscent ai tells yu! ai’s bin fraymed! ai wunna speek wif mai lolyur!
I is little kewt scruffy monster! Naw, very scary feerce cuddly monster! Aaaggh! Let me start again. Sweet wriggly little babeh beast…
Aww shucks, just hug me.
Dat iz a kyoot bebbeh Basement Kitteh wif a feerce, Aifinkso!
Sumtimez we duz haz a premo…..primo….perma….feeling dat trubblol iz on teh wai, but we ignoarz it beclaws teh kittnin iz sew teenytiny and sew kyoot and sew snorglolble….and teh nekst thing we noes, Basement Cat is awl growed up and teh ebil ‘n’ carnage ‘n’ nocked-ober trash canz ‘n’ sneeky-poopz-in-teh-shuuz haz begun…..
Dat iz Basement Cat’s syko kitten!
Fa fa fa… fa fa fa fa fa fa bedder…
run run run…. run run awaaaaaaay
o… o… o… Aiiiii.. aiy aiy ay aiy oooooooooooo…..
The littlest Rorshach.
LOL, yeah.
I just hope the kitty’s too weak to hold a pan of hot grease.
…is kitten stuck? Poor baby.
basement cat cannot be stopped by such silly things!
Is kitteh at the vet, getting better?
Is kitteh being adopted?
Because otherwise, it’s a feral-looking black kitteh in a cage at an animal shelter…not the best candidate for adoption.
So, it dis picture has happy ending, taken by person who took him home, please tell me.
its that small???????????