
Steve had always been a sucker for the ‘buy -one-get-one-free deals…So when he saw the LOLCat informercial on TV late one night…
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Damitria via Advanced Lol Builder
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Congrats, PB!
Thx Anni !! Ai notiss yor cawmint luks lyk yu finist mai sentenss !!
Soe it duz!
Ai fink lubsorinjwuns wil faynt wen shi sieze tihs wun !!
* PB lubs teh orinj wunz tuu !! *
Ai lub dem awl – nawt soe keen awn teh odd lukkin wuns liek teh nakid wuns oar skwisht faes wuns but dey aer awl kittehs!
Tehy awl gawt caracter !! Heerz a littlol strete fieter !!
.. nawt-sekkund ai get teh floormat rawng,
nd sekkund, wen ai geddit riet, ai gon intu moddy raysin !!
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o.O – that is knot a happeh kitteh!!!
Prolly had tuu menny fiets !! Sum tom-kitteez du taht !!
Hmm! Wudn’t liek teh get awn teh rong sied uv him!
Ai hab sent u a messij awn ur profiel bowt modurayshun.
Ai aer off owt naow in teh wind an rayn. Iffn Ai aer nawt bakk bai teh nekst lol, send a serch partee (oar fyremans!)
Doant get cort owt !! * Orlwaiz gud adbice !! *
Skating skwirrlies to you an anni! a lubbleh tie – just onda dot!
*drags inna trolley (like the wuns dey hab onda trains in TTI)*
Nao – wut can I get u?
Tee, cawffee, koko, krisps, sarnies, kitkats?
jinnantonnix? beer?
O guud, te trolley iz bak !! Thx Nenne !! Kitkat n cawfee fur mi, plzthx!!
Cheez !!
*poors PB a larj cawfee, takes a napkin an playsis the cawfee onda tablol. Reechies for the kitkat, nokks the cawfee ober*

*hides behind the trollee*
*goes to a guidance cowncellor to find another career…*
Aifink u can just help urselbs frum da trollee
* nods * Ai knu taht wud hairpin wen ai yoozd mannaz fur wunc !!
Ohh tank yu Nenne! *crash-tackle-hugs tu evreybodyadn “boing’s” awai wiht a cawffee adn a skoen*
ohai, nenne, anni (whoze off to teh whirled outside bai now?), and PB. Iz just back from walking the new-to-me-for-8-days-now goggeh. Hurz an early-riser! It was still dark when we started out. Brrrrrr
And ai hafta arsk – what’re sarnies? A sardine sammitch? (pleh, pleh)
ohai Q!
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galopping goannas onda noo goggie!!
*waits pashuntleh tu see the pikkies of the goggie
Sarnies is just short for sammishies – dey can be any flabour u want!
purrsonnalee – ai is a proppur kitteh and i like sardines… Hubbycat does not – so I has to choose between schmoos frum him or the sardines…
*sigh*
WHO’s bargain?
iTzza barge in !! * kidden *
grin:
harrumph – not only mah bloo link is sendt to moduration – they even deleted it!!!
all I said wus “Who’s in Bergen???”
and posted this: ht tp://www.flickr.com/photos/erikveland/445744100/
Him cudn’t rizist!
Enuff ginga spies fur yor taiste ??
Always hide ur kreditkard wehn watching the shopping channel layt a nite…
There are so menny temptashuns dear!!
u cud end up wif:
Agates – made uf plastikk
Borked gym ekwipmint
Chayrs, fugglee – but lukked good on the small skreen
Diamunds – BWAHAHAHA! (sound of the seller wehn he sends u rhinestoans)
E…
Edjukayshinal buks – foar chilld wren yu doan hab
Fat buster fuds – wen yu awlreddi helfy
Gulf Clubz wiv reel levver handlols
Hotel Bookigns – wen yu gawt tu werk
I..
Ice skates – two sizes tu small
Jello molds shaped like goggies…
Kloads – in awl the rung kollurs…
L…
Lolcats, instant (just add noms)
Munniesaving gajets (taht cost elebentyhunderd munnies)
Newanimpruved ebberyting!
Ox See Kleen prod ducks frum heer two eeturnity
Pope Eels Pokkit Fish Her Menz
Q…..
(no bodies finishes?)
Quikly wait los dite
Reel kubit sirconeeuhm ring
Seven four prise ob won (Wow!)
T…
Tons ob wahtebber u donz whant
Unuseeel callektor playtz
Very fine fine fine prezidents coins
W….
We gotz onlee fhew so callz now
Xtreme ex or size quipment (funny quip)
Yu cantz go rong with dis purrrchest
Zebras in manee kollurs
* Clapz hans *
Gud wurk NOD !!
Lol kittehs
Mysteree books(gud, akshully)
No moar room awn teh kreditkard
O….
ooh – misteree books! yesh!
They cud be:
A is for alibi fruu tu U is for undertow by Sue Grafton
Bones-books by K. Reichs
Childruns misteree buks
D….
OMCC! Oranjkitteh bonanza!
Wii had a oranjebutnawtpoisin-kitteh named Katz. Katz wus a wanderin boi. Hii wud stay away furr days an den return wiv eers fulla holes an skratches an fings. Eben wen hii gots tutored him still wandered awl ober teh plaice. Hii wus a gud boi. {{{{{Katz}}}}}
ohai AC!
may OBNP-kitteh Buster came to us on his wanderings… he lost his way home and chose us instead
He still wanders – but not for more than a day now (and I fink he just wanders to the sunniest spot and stays there to pretend he’s far far away…)…
BUT WATE…..dere’s moar!
Getz a free kitteh squeegee wif ebery set of LolCats, yu only pays teh shippings adn teh handlings.
HOW CAN DAT BE TRUE???
(we still happy wif dat becuse awl yur monies are belong to us nao.)
Only elebenty minnuts lef to order….
If ewe order in teh next elebenty minuts Wii will dublol ur order for now eggstra charge! Dats write ewe getz 4 LOLcats for teh Price ub 1.
BY Juan get Juan free and DUBLOL ur order TEW dat iz four LOLCATS in Awl for teh price ub Juan!
Cawl NOw hopperators are standing by!!!
iffen yu throh en ay turnyp twaddloler fur noh eggstra munnies, ai’m en!
Turnip twaddler? Someone has been reading “Bloom County” too much…
“Yes, but you don’t know which Wun uv us did it!”
Ai wunted 2 orng wuns, butt (!!) laydee purrsuaded mii tu get different-luking wuns frum her kitteh’s litter.
Gud fing tu, nao Ai can cloz doorz more eesily wiffout worrying dat sumbuddy gotz locked on wrong side.
Same as wif goggies: “door” is sumfing kitteh iz on wrong side uv.
Kitteh Copy
We now copy kittehs
75c each
Multicolor available
…Unfortunately, the cloning machine got terribly out of whack, and started producing the next lolcat before the previous one was completed – meaning there was no way to turn it off without committing lolcaticide.
Yeh, der seemz tu be moar heds dan boddees, oar sumfin.
EEK! Kitty Clones!
lolcats are spensive dese dais…
No wayz! Mah oranj kitteh iz named Peanut!
And heres wee seez another victem of the late Billy Mayz.
I wish I had four faces so I could bury them all in kitteh-sides simultaneously and go “floof”
LOL
let me guss…..he got more cats.