Ghost kitteh still craves erth plain fud.
teim to call da cweepy short lady
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Conga ratz n merengay mice on yur solo tawp spawt, Anni! Hao wud yu laike to sillybrate?
Thx KT Aifink a small eggsplosyun wud be fun!
*Brings aut teh kemikls*
*Bang!*
Prittee culurs!
Ooh thx!
clapity
But WAIT!!!
DavecanhasDrTinycat wuz JUST heer.
No wun can do teh eggslosyuns laik hee can!!
So cloas, butt ( ! ) yet so far.
Goastly dreems ob fabrit noms…
Dubs. We lubs dems.
Lub-a-dub-dub!
Ghost kitteh….scares meh
Creepy kitteh is kreepin up awn u…
Booo!
Erth fuds: Deelishus adn Nootrishus. * nods *
Iffn u can ketch dems, dat is. *nods*
Nuttin’ ah sai nuttin’ lyk a lil skwob.
Taystee noms, den plai wiff teh fevvers!
Fawghoarn Laig Horn FTW!!!
See fuds is pritty nommy, too!
Ai see fud – Ai nomit!
Oh him sees teh fuds ok, iz teh nom part dats gibbin hims teh trubble.
* nod nod * he cannot has!
Well in that case, we should just get rid of all teh fuds so that teh ghost kitteh is not teh tempted and tormented.
Whutever shall we does with the fuds?
Aifink we cud…
Banish dem tu teh baysmint
Catch dem owrselbs
D…
Dig a well to hyde tehm in
Eet tehm up arselfs
Fling tehm ober teh hedj
G. . . .
Gib dem to a nawt gost kitteh
Hyde dem inna kayve
Injest dem (nom, nom)
J. . . .
Jetty sunn dem oberbord
Kik dem intto a korner
Lik dem so nowun els can nom dem!
M…
merry dem tew a forgin prince
nom den quickly
offer dem tew da nomless…
W00t!! OHAI!!
Put tehm in teh bak ov teh frij
Qwiklee freez tehm
Recylcol
S. . .
send dem tew soviet russia
takes dem awawy n a bukit
u slurp da noms
Trai out eggs ah tik ressipees wif them
VIP treetment fur teh best wuns
Wash an drai tehm an put them away in teh cubbord.
X. . .
O!
Xtrakt teh jooses an maek a slurrpee
Y. . .
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
burdee slerpee!! do not want!
Yoink them tew safety and get tehm an ichc login & abatard…
Zoom away wif tehem tew by a pyooter sose they can follow teh funs!
Whew! sunny almoas mist a list, ocd sunny wud NAWT hab forgibbon!
Ohai, Princess! so good to see you here!
Yay fur teh grate finish, sunnyhuckle!!
Wud yoo laik a sip ov mai burdee slurpee??
oh, shoor! “eat a live toad furs ting in teh morning, an nuffink wurs will happen awl day!” burdie slurpee iz probly no wurse than that…
slurp, slurp…hmm, is…is! interestingly gud! fankees, JCH4K!
Goast Kitteh ams spookeh butt (snerk) kyoot!
Hauntingly, beautiful
Tantalyzingly, unobtaynibul
Unnecessarily, punctuated
Do yoo, think so??
Regrettably, I does;
But, why???
¡¿No, reason?!
Yes – (reason) – iz vastly: overated . . .
“Let’s eat Grandma”
*sneekz in*
*lookz around*
*yoinkz stray comma frum evidence ruum*
*callz loyer*
*run after pj perry*
*YOINKZ teh toy stray comma an putz it bak*
Hey!! We were having sooo much fun playing wif that!!
Yoo cant just taek yur comma an go hoam!
hehehehe! ohai JAnet et awl and pj an everywun!
good thing was nawt sparkly, LCB wud have gotted nawt-sekkond!
Eats, shoots and leaves
dduz shoots an leeves taste gud? ai noze upfi lykes…but…
Ai hav to go! Nao!
* lukks arownd * hmm… so whut ai has missed whyle ai has bin awn mai seekrit mishun…?
Ebberyfing seems tu being in ordur… yesh, mai cyoobiclol is juss hao ai lefted eet… Mick is steel waring hims lip creem… LCB is steel yoosing hurr robo-phlonquais…
*sneaks up behind piggeh*
*taps him on teh, um, sholder?*
O hai, Piggeh. I thought u was on a sooper-secret spy mission. Did u comes back to does ur londries?
* jumps in teh eire *
O, is juss yu! Yesh, ai is juss… umm… err… popping in tu… umm… err… checking yu is otay adn tu doing sum londry.
* scribblols in notebukk adn taeks picshores wib teeny tiny camura *
I’m sure u has some eggsiting stories from ur mission so far.
Has u meeted any mysterious, exotic wimmens?
Been in perilous peril?
Been ticketed for jaywalking?
* slow, sad hedshake *
AWL ob teh abubb, BEFOAR ai eben gotted tu teh end ob teh drybewai!
Hay! Hu has bin lukking affer teh bebbeh otters??? Lookit tihs mess! Dere is feesh heds awl ober teh plaice!
Teh robo-phlonquais, of coarse. U should see whare teh fish tales is.
Which reminds me, don’t look in ur desk drawer.
An teh gutz?? Where ar teh fishguts??
* lukks up frum desk drawer *
O, teh Hyooge Manatee!!! * faynts *
* unfaynts * Ai shud NEBBER has sold yu taht lowseh (adn haileh unsaif) robo-phlonquais!
* refaynts *
Hmph. He’s back 5 minutes and already sleeping on teh job.
Teh robo-phlonquais doesn’t sleep, no. It does go into “scream-saver mode” from time to time, though. Very realistic plonquais-snooze action.
* slow, sad hedshake *
ALWAIS wib teh hedbatting… yu shud going tu sea sunmwon abowt taht, yu nose?
Oooh! Good idear!
Books Hedbat Ur Way to Hawaii cruise.
Ai has tu getting bakk tu seekrit piggeh stuffs nao.
kthxkeepaneyeantehbebbehottersfurmeh
* waybes *
we lubs u piggeh, taek care!
OH! ai missed taht piggeh, win ai had just bin missing him!
Will come back, piggeh? iz sekrit mishun ober?
Oh luk!! Itz a Guinness Piggeh.
Hoo can Up hare endly Jump akross teh see to Eire-land.
Oar
can piggehs fly now????
Ohai Janet! Hao yu is?
Wii Piggehs kin flai, ob corse! Awl wii kneads is a littlol halp frum ACME… * nod nod *
Ai ar fine!! Hao ar yoo??
Ai think ai am coming to Angleterre sumtaim in teh layte spring. Ar yoo gonna be around???
Yoo can just flai to whereeber ai am – wif a littlol halp frum ACME??? Wich iz . . . ????
Yesh yesh, ai wheel being arownd, mowst liekleh… ai wheel has mai peepul cawl yur peepul; wii wheel du lunsch, dahling!
Ah!! Icy!! Yoo will be wheeling arownd. Shud ai bring mai bike too??
Umm… mebbeh! Ai wheel has mai gnu byke bai den tu!
Ai’m getting LOTS bedder. Ai can ryde fur myols an myols nao! If itz nawt awl uphill, eneway.
When u is there, Janet, watch out for the Werepigs of Lunnon! *nods*
Hao can yoo tell itz a Werepig. ??
Do teh lurkalot??
Their pig. Their kastul.
?????? A piggehs hoam iz hiz kastul???
It’s all in this song, from teh Lardy Gras Party last weeekweeekweeek!
Werepigs of Lunnon
I sawr a werepig wif a zombie otter in his paw
Scamprin’ thru teh streets of Soho with a pout
He was lookin for a plate of pickloled eggs
Gonna get a big glass of Guinness stout
Chorus:
Weeekweeek, werepigs of Lunnon
Weeekweeek
Weeekweeek, werepigs of Lunnon
Weeekweeek
U hear him prowling around ur kitchen door
U better not let him in
Bag of pork scratchings got decimated late last night
Werepigs of Lunnen again
Weeekweeek, werepigs of Lunnon
Weeekweeek
Weeekweeek, werepigs of Lunnon
Weeekweeek
He’s teh impudent rodent, who ate his way thru Kent
Lately he’s been overfed in Mayfair
U better stay away u see, he’ll nom ur hole pantry
Pffft, he’ll eat moar than Liz Taylor
Weeekweeek, werepigs of Lunnon
Weeekweeek
Weeekweeek, werepigs of Lunnon
Weeekweeek
Well, I sawr Scrooge McPig scampring wif teh cween, doing teh werepigs of Lunnen
I sawr that lolpigburglar scampring wif teh cween, doing teh werepigs of Lunnen
I sawr a werepig drinkin some nice warm applol joose at LCB’s
And his hair was unkempt
Weeekweeek, werepigs of Lunnon
Lol whut
OH YESH!!! Ai membrrr nao!
Yoo noe, ai wuz gonna cawl yoo to tell yoo taht yoo were absoLOOTee fasntabyewlus at teh Lardi Gras.
A reel Tour de Farce if ebber ai saw wun.
Aw, thx! Teh kimkiwi and Tessm and skwrrlgrl all worked hard on teh event. Was teh fun and teh pancaek-y!
oMG !! u rawks! lcb
Hmph. C’mon moderators! Teh hokkey game is over now, and teh link I posted is TO UR OWN SITE! Plz to post it?
kthxnotthatanyoneisstillheretoseeit
Boo!
Hay! Iz teh Guinness Piggeh!
*walks over, sitz down neggsta GP, holds his paw*
We misted you, Sir GP. Plz to stay around, k?
Ohai Q! Hao yu is? Ai wheel trai tu being heer wen ai kin, but but but mai seekrit mishun meens ai canut bii heer as mush as ai mite wanting tu bii…
But waht Q sez iz verree troo. We hav reelee mist yoo a LOT!
{{{Cheezfrends}}} Ai has mist yu tu!
Oh! I has a idear!
We can outfit teh piggeh wif a hed-mounted webcam so that we can follow every eggsiting minnit of teh next phase of his secret mission! *nods*
*goes to find teh robo-phlonquais to halp wire teh piggeh for teh innerwebs*
Nao – THATz an idea!!
An if itz intresting enuf, we can poast it awn yootoob!
* rayses i-brow *
*raises glass ov Guinness*
*KLINKEE wif teh razed i-brow*
*rayses i-beme*
downt want teh buildun tu fawl down.
hehe
raises low-brow. Or wuz dat a Lowenbrau??
*gets popcorms, reddy to watch eggsiting video ob giness piggeh*
It cud bee az eggsiting az teh wun they did wif teh cat – ware teh cat spent moast ov teh taim peeking aut frum under a kar!
SPEEKING OV EGGSITING – iz ebreewun waching teh Hahkkee game?? We (teh Merry Canz) just TYed – in teh last sekonds – wif Canannada!!
WOW!! Ai. . . just WOW! Itz goin into obertaim!!
*nods* *rushes back to tv*
Eh littul kat went romen aot, won dahk adn wyndii dae
Awpun teh sill hii restud as hii meowd ehlawng himz wae
Wen awl et wonse eh mightee flok awf tastee noms himz saw
Eh flyun thru teh raggud skiez, butt(!) hii wantd dem tu naw.
goest kittehz skan teh skiez!
…haz had it in teh preveeuss lyfe wen he nominate it
Kiteh is reflekting on fuds missed…..
@@@@@!
fur teh gud nomz….
Ohai! Ai haz returned frum teh Hillz. wii gotted teh fourf plaic. Ai nawt can go to visit Maus. Butt Wii gotted teh plak adn sum munnies bak.
conga ratz!
OHAI WRR!! Ai reelee must hav mist sumthing. Teh Hillz?? fourf plaice? Plak?? Muniies bak??
Waht were yoo doing??
Summtymez Kittehz dat
crawsst T3h Bridjj canz cumz back anz
bissitt dary Hewminz!
Summtymez Kittehz can
oanlee bissitt 4 a kwikk
luukkz andz den goez bakk!!
Hewminz canz oanlee
seez Kitteh 4 a sekkundz,
butzz Hewminz feelz guud!!!
Jack.
Sumtymez, fined whiska
Aor eh littul bit of klaw
Noe yur stiyl ehround
This iz at wunz so sad an so sweet.
Ai wud luv to see sum ov mai hart kittehs again – eben if awnlee fur a fyoo sekkunds.
*suddnlee haz teh leekee aiez*
{{{Janet}}}} {{{cheeses}}}}
Thankz princees mu. *sniff*
Ai want to hold Mitzi’z tiny elegant paw, an cuddle Florian, an drink cawfee wif Shakespeare, an hav Fred snuggle up to mai eer awn teh pillo, an brush Molly’z thick red cote, an hav Thomas bring mee yet anuther vole. . . an Pooh Bah. . . just to pet hiz littlol hed.
{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}
fank yoo jack, thats very byootiful
A lubbly scenty mint, thx Jack !!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPY BURFDAY to Tumnus hoo habbings a burfday today an LaraCroft, Mbur_eggburt, Dekk_Rant (hoo iz a sekrit idenity ob sumwun but i will never saying hoo) an fantimaroolz hoo all habbings tehm burfdays on teh Feb. 29! an evreewun else wif burfdays today an nawt-tomorrow!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks, iskreme, frooty party punch, baloloons, an the tradishunal sunnyday game of trol hed crokay. well, iz kold an rayny in burfdayfairyland, but in cheezland iz warm an sunny! anyhoo, teh crokay balls are paynted to luk liek troll heds, an wen yoo wakk teh mwit h teh crokay mallets they make funny troll-y noyzes!! also goodie bags filled wif kitteh an burdy-shaped finger puppets, kaleydoskcops to looking at pretyy dezines, kandee, an puffy alien zombie stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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clappity! happee burfday eberywun!!!!
Hippo Burdy Ebbreewun !! Tehre’s a lott ob peeple wib un-burfdais todai whu can claym tehr ar yunga tahn tehy arr !!
Oooh!! Zombee stikurs !! * PB orlreddi gawt googol ize !!
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Thx Burfday Fairy !!
Yoo doo?? Googol aiez??
Waht doo they luk laik???
Izzit hard to ryde a bike wif teh googol aiez??
Hee, hee !! Ai yuuz teh googlol maps tu plan nyu rieds !!
Yuu stil riedin twelb milols a dai ?? Iz a helfy wai tu go !!
LOL!!! Ai think tath haz to wayte fur spring.
It wud bee awlmoast Sir Tin deth to ryde awn teh rodes rite nao!
ohai Janet! u can has spikee bike-tyres, just liek mah hubbykitteh has on his bicyclol!
Then u can ride round wiffa fierce!
Nite, nite cheezland!
Well . . .yes. Ai cud ryde around wif a feerse. Ai uzed to ryde in teh winter awl teh taim in Salzburg – eben wiffaut teh spikee tyres.
But it iz teh KARS tath wud kill mee! Sno heeped up awn bof sydes ov teh rodes – no where to go if they ar too cloase.
that maeks sense – stay safe!
oh – and… Go Canada!!!
Naite Naite Nenne !! * Yuuzally teh otter wai raond !!
*
What??? Dint yoo meen – GO USA!!!
oh well. . .
HOORAY FUR AR FRENZ FRUM KANUKSTAN!!!!
Silbur iz gud too . . .
Kanadus wunned!!!
3 – 2 inna obertymez ….
pleez nawt to wakkin my tr0ll? ifn yoo se my picks and lols, can see him haz alreddy bin sliced&diced. kfxbai!
What’s the cat’s name, Pepper?
wooooooooooo, ahma skaree gost! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Feer me pidgy!
ohai, bf! ai am haffin tew go and finnish taht tr0ll’s dinner, ifn hims hed did nawt wind up in teh trollcrokay! An haz lawndry, and chekbook balansing, an bills tew pay!
But…but! dotter #1 came tew visit today wif grandsons…we gawt teh catmus tree down, an ai halpified teh boys tew be makin cookeez,
Haz bin a goodgoodgood day, srsly!
{{{{sunny}}}} so glad u hazza goodgood dai!
ohai, g-piggeh. haz been a commint here & there abowt missing yoo! an…an…an! ai wuz awn teh sekrit basemint fone wif 2minions, an gawted awn teh compyooter to chec sum deetayle fur hur, and seen yoo heer. Said, OMCC2M! G-piggeh is awn teh ichc! and she said…ok, bye, and came heer to be seeing you herself.
Welkum backbackback. ai merembers yoo moasly frum win ai wuz lurkin, ahlwaze gave me teh happytayle! GP iz back frum teh sekrit mishun…dansdansdans. ai am meening, sillybrayshuns and dansesdansesdanses…An noze, ai donut danse berrry well, but…but! you cannawt see me, hahaha!
U danse bootifully!
tew bad cannot be dansin and cookin symelt…simutl..at the same tyme! schmooz, an hedbonks!
oh! an…an! BTW, what iz a “robo-phlonquais?” this girlcat haz muc uv a much tew lurn!