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Dis iz ur kitteh —> Dis iz ur kitteh wifout noms —> Any qwestions?
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ewwww! Noms fer kitteh!
Sillibrayshenz fur yu awn leedign teh macrame, Carosue !!
Fanks. I fink noms ar in order, don’t yu?
Shell wi pripear a lissd ??
Ann Choaveez
Banananana smooveez
Cheezburgaz (ob corse !!)
D..
Duk L’orinj (nawt teh poisin wun)
Elelelefantz eerz
Fryed fritterz
Gushifuds
H……
Hawtgogs
Iceetee wiff lemonz
Jalapeno nachos
K…
Kiwi salad (tuff tu LOL)
Lazagnea
Mushrruumz piazza
Nomnomnomnom
O…..
Ai can haz anchoevees awn mah peetsa?
Absololutement!!!!
*whispurrz..whi is Her Magistee cartwheelin?*
*whispurrs to Shatzeesmom*
She sumtaims duz taht a lot.
Oar – did yoo meen – wheeling a cart?? Wif teh ornjiz an pannycaeks wif the stromberreiz an awl teh cookiez?
Yes! She MOAST Sir Tin Lee iz doing that!
I can haz stromberries pannycaeks?
Did yoo get yur pannycaeks yet???
Heer yoo go. Wif lotz ov rype joossee stromberries wif sum whippee creem.
*whisspurrz: just bkuz I can*
*whisspurrz: wai am wii whisspurring?*
*whisspurrz to cweenmj*
ai’m nawt shur. Just seeemed laik teh thing to do.
Ornjiz
Pancakez wif strawberreezzz
Quite a lot uv cookeez
R…
Roobarb Pi
Sparkloling whine
Toastee tomartows awn toste
U..
Undulayting eels . . .(we mite need to cuk them
Visshee Swaz awb yur spare gus
Watermelone, ov corse
X . . .
(jinx yu ow mi a koke!)
Xcellant lawbsters
Yummee choklate
Zat’s awl Peeps!
Heer yoo go!
Ai pored it in this nice glass wif teh ai see cewbz.
Unyewsual sordid pastreez
Verry fyne treets
Wattermellonz
X….
Ull tea mate cheezcaek frum teh Ull Tea Mate Cheezcaek Faktoree
Verree spicee Sessschwan Chy Knees fuds
Waddermellons (nom ptui nom ptui nom ptui…..oooh, dots!…..)
Xtra halpings fur ebberyone!
Yummy sordid deezertz….adn….
Zantac all arownd! (ur gonna needz it….)
OMCC!! LUK at taht!
We hav THREE big wattermellonz!
But – SHURLEE there must bee sumthing. . .
watercress??
w. . . ???
wumbatz. . .
wurrms. .
wookiez. . .
wunderbred. . .
HAAAAAALP!!!
maibi teh dawnkey can sugjest sumfin.
Wi LIEKS wattermellonz! Kool, Krisp, sweet…..okay, ai’m awf tu teh store.
(wumbatz? Ai haz a konsern…..)
W—Wishconsin Cheeze!!!
Wippeecreem.
wallnut caek
Wallide pike.
whoalmeel bred
Well, in onner ov kafleen…..WAFFLOLS!
A wine frum mi … !!
Oh, yeah! I shudda waited longer.
Ai fink shi wud
likliek teh wafflolz !!* Prolly haz teh limmitid ‘pyuter tiem, sew duen dribebaiz *
aifinks shi wuld snarfflol teh wafflols!
ai wuld tu. wafflols is yum!
Ai doan tihnk tehy ar cawmin raond heer; ai seed tehm at fayrez butt(!) doan kno enniwun whu wud eet tehm !! Kafleen prolly haz teh helfi fud wair shi bi nao ??
*
* PB finks ob pooridge !!
I finx da pooridge is pleh.
Roald owtz pourridge iz wot ai hab moas dais !!
No mlik, no shugar !!
* .. nd vegemite awn toast, tuu !!
*
W00t! a 4 way ty!! deh ty boo teek b habbing deh speshul kitty faised LOLeepopz dat tastying like deh gushifudz!!! Git wun fur awll ur kitteyz!!
Tehy sowd dangermus. Wut wud happen if a peeplol acksidenlly liked teh kitteh LoLleepop? Ack, choke, flop flop flop!
Peeplol n tehir petz du stardt tu rizemblol eech uvver, yu kno !!
*preens*
Ai DOO luk verree much laik mai byootiful Mitzi!
At leest, mai avatar duz. Iz that gud enuf???
Az awlways, yu is byootiful, JCH4K!
*cartwheelz over tu Janet*
Dat b better than gud enuff!!!
*Continuez cartwheeling*
*runs after cweenmj*
*getz a littlol dizzee frum traing to see hur fayce whilring around laik that*
Iz tehre a reezon yoo ar doing awl these cartwheeleez?? Did sumthing wunderful happen???
Ai hoep so – ai wud reelee laik to heer sum gud nooz rite nao.
I just felt like cartweeling thru a lol! u shud try it, it b fun!!!
*continuez cartwheeling*
Yoo nawt tyred yet ??
* wundaz wot hur sircumfrins iz .. shell ai ax ull leeb it ?? *
π2r uv korse!!
* “Washer Go”, PB tihnks tu hizselb !! *
Nope. No questions. .__.
Milk ring!!!!
itza nekless !!
Milk ring? Nao we can haz hawkee gaim
FAIS AWF!!!!!
*bat bat batz* *slidez rollz tacklolz*
SKOAR!!
*hoarn sownds*
*luks undur ovvin*
Krap….nao I can’t fined mah milk ring
Game resumes in 4 dayz…new gallon day!
Unless Ai can git stoopy hoomin 2 puhl owt teh ovvin…..
*layin awn sied, wif front lef undur ovvin, batting fyureeusslee*
Oh, man! Ai jest gotz awl mi pads awn!
*skaytes slowlee tu deh boards, kikkin up bitz uv icee bitz*
Kan ai dryve teh Zambonee??
Zamboanee ride!!!!!
Oh Teh Hugh Manatee…..Where are teh Noms???
yu meen teh 3 stromberrees tu teh rite du nawt cownt?
Doze littil red fings? Doze r nawt reel noms!!
OK….mahbeh foar teh stoopy hoomins. Jus nawt kitteh noms.
Ai no dat mai kittehs turn their nozes up at teh stromberrees, but (!) dey aer also nawt so thin!!
Adn thankees, ai wood lubs a new kitteh faized skarff frum teh bootique.
diet goze rawng !! * eet sum thin faw gud nis saiks !! *
Poooor widdle kitteh!
>^;^<
.. tehy boaf luk sew sad !!
Hope doze berries is nawt suppozed to be kitteh fud or dis predikshun kud bekume TRU!
berry paw fud faw kittee !!
Better gets dat kitteh a sammidge or sumpin.
soup, maybe?
Oar toona.
toona sammidge with ‘mato soup. heated in microwave. *gigglol*
*cartwheelz thru LOL*
*pawzez* *snip* *snip*
*continuez cartwheelz*
*cween trips over da string disguised as a tendril which is attache’d to a microwave door which…
*BOOM!*
hee, cween got all splattere’d whif ‘matoe soop!
*cartwheelz thru deh shower*
Hmmm . . .awlmoast teh prrrrfekt lunch!
Ov corse, yoo hav to chase teh soop down. . . *gigglol*
Naw, it jus go roundy roundy. Eezy to catch. Nawt so eezy to kleen up.
Unless yoo hav a handee dandee snadblastrr. . .
Dis is wat BC finx ov strarberree noms
Dis kehtti ish smart
he noes jus how tu get noms
Buulaimic
is wut ur kehhti will be
wifout teh noms!
-QM
Danke.
Bitter !!
*pores pb ay pint*
Danke !!
*cartwheelz thru LOL*
*pawzez* {{{PB}}}
*continuez cartwheeling*
Hi Fibez teh cween !! * Ooops, nao yu gawt bier awn yu ..
*
Duz teh thot ov bier suddenlee maek ebreewun speek teh jerman???
Beer loosens tongues !!
*
*Ich spreche kein Deutsch
Wirklich??? Wieso denn kannst Du das sagen?
Ai gawt a schvester thair nd bizzited sum yeerz agoe !!
OK!! Gud start!
Nao – jermanee iz a BEEG cOUntree. Can yoo be moar spessifik where yoo were – oar where she lives??
Did yoo laik it??? Mennee, MENNEE yeers ago?? It wuz axe shoe alley much prittier a long taim ago.
Tho itz still verree prittee.
Ich bin ein jelly donut.
Shi libz in Hidelburg in teh Alt Shtat, neer teh Nekar ribar !!
Ai bizzited sebral tiemz nd awlso Dredsen, Berling, Humberg, Ober Weezenthall (neer chek), ect, ect !! (in ’93).
Ai tride tu speke teh jurman (frum a frazebuk) , butt(!) awlmoas ebbreewun wontid tu praktis thair Ingerlish awn mi !!
Reellee?? Ai mite hav seen hur last April!
Ai wuz staying fur too weeks wif frenz hoo liv in Heidelberg – n teh Altstadt – rite neer teh ribber too!
Indeed – ai livved ther mice elf fur neerlee two yeers – a long taim ago.
In 93??? An yoo dint com an visit mee??
Ai cud sea teh difrins frum eest tu vest !! Teh littlol eest cherman carz wer leffed awn teh sied ob teh rodez! Wuz onli a phew yeerz sins teh worl caim daon! Mite go bak wun dai …
Ai wuz in Stuttgart tehn.
Oh, ai noe!! After teh wall cayme down, ebreething chanjed so much.
Awl ov a sudden, there wuz teh big flud ov teh tiny funnee cars – But it wuz wunderfull to seem tehm!!
an nao there ar AWL teh big truks goin thru to Poland. Sumtaims teh rite lain awn teh Autobahn iz just wun hewj lion ov truks. Skeerree, big truks!
It wuz fun trablign bi trane nd stain in yuuf hostiles !! Ai tuuk teh niet trane frum Humborg tu Parrie nd trabeld teh metro tu a hostile wair ebreebuddy ells wuz a stoodint. Fronsh brekkfuss ob a bole ob cawfee nd wun harrd role wuz a shok !! *
trukz twiyst!!! Git in deh cheeziz itz a lion!!!
ai stayed in sum ov those wehn ai WUZ a stoodent!
An . . . just a hard roll??? Nawt a krawssohnt?? At leest??
Thatz prittee much hao ai felt sumtaims. Where iz teh cheez – a wanna get INNIT!
Wun taim ai thot a truk wuz just gonna run me down frum behind – an ai had nowhere to go – cuz there wuz a big truk in frunt of mee an a big truk beside mee . . .
Nebber had crussonts unles ai bortid tehm !! Aifinks teh hostilez nd teh hotillz wer maiken lawtz ob munneez nd saben awn teh brekfuzz fuds !! Sell a vee !!
jah vol!! (gigglol)
Ah HA!!! Teh Shatzee iz a ded giveaway!
sparkleh kitteh wifout noms? must be vampyrecat frum twilite series
Wow! Real life Mog!
Jan Pienkowski for the win!
ohai Moomin! Nice to see you in Cheezland!
OHAI Th Moomin!
What iz a Mog???
Ai kwiklee googled Jan Pienkowski.
Ai dint noe enething about him.
This iz not teh Ninha kitteh? That’s teh awnlee wun ai saw tath wuz a blak cat.
As ai recall, Mog is a kitteh in a children’s buk by Jan P. Aifinkso. Mog is teh win!! Ai shall hab to bisit teh children’s buk sekshun next time ai’m at teh liberree!
Oh hai all. Yoga kittteh?
Ohai 5 Eaglolz !! * Yoga kitteh iz duen it rawng !! *
Reddi fur Mundane ??
*groans* donut say dat werd to meh!
*hides frum Mundane behind teh cowch*
*cartwheelz bhind deh couch*
Oh Hai!!! {{{{KaiEm}}}
*continuez cartwheeling*
Oh hai 5 Eagles. Ai wuz hoeping yoo wud bee heer.
We ar heering, frum teh Lolympix, so much about teh First Nations – comprized (ai just red urlier today awn Wikipedia) ov ober 600 peepls.
Ai wuz wundering – did yoo eber tell us waht tribe yoo belong too? An awlso – ar yoo moar oar less direkltlee north ov me heer in Meeeshegun??
Ai am just, az awlwaiz teh curious!
Dis Ur Kitteh amz
wutt hapenz wen Kitteh Nomz
Eelekktrikkill Coardz!
Dis Ur Kitteh tryz
Sowff Beech Dyettz andz habz
sum straynjj, weeredz reesultz!!
Dis Ur Kitteh no
canz chayss Milk Reeng Feengee datz
beehyndz Tukkz Kitteh!!!
Jack.
Dis is ur brain on drugs……..
Hai Grantski! Waht ar yoo dooing down heer awl bai yur loansum??
I think I got up a little too late today, so WordPress stuck me all the way down here!
i finks teh “reel” kitteh is finkin: “see wut i hav tu puts up wiv? mai hoomin is weeeeeeerd!”
reel kitteh disaproves hoomin’s choice of sparkleh impostor!
Nom is a verb. Not an adjective. Not a noun. Only a verb.
Ice cream for show;
ice cream for crow!
Let us all nom the noms together!
*noms nomilishus noms*
I rest my case.
yes, how did he change color?
i dont know maybe its a lot of fur
My cat doesn’t have that problem…. though she swerz it’s “x-tra fruff”
OK Thanks for sharin.