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Hims leetul gray sellz ar wurkin hard whyl he sits awn teh leetul gray blankee.
Concats on yer nawt sekkund, AP!
*duz liddlol dance foar yew*
Fankeez, big cheez … ai has a ty wiff Adam!
*dans-dans-dansinwifftehgoggee-tywifftehadam-dans-dans*
*donkey appeers in formal wear*
**looks arouwnd nerbusslee**
Is Poirot cat around? I dunnot wunts him picking my suit..
To angelplume: May I has dis nawt secund dance?
*dans-dans-formaldansinwifftehdawnkee-dans-dans*
Ohai dayr, Kafleen!
Gibbz Priittee Dawnkee
Tee~arr~ruh wiffz seekrit, biltz
in CHRG!
Awllso habz roalz ubz
cleerz Duckee Tayp andz lawtza
strettchee Bunjee Coardz
Deez amz 2 maykz shurr
dat Dawnkee amz ‘Sploart!’z Proof az
canz beez pawssibbill!!!
Jack.
Awww Jack!!
Thankz fur taeking such gud caer ov ar darlin DawnKey!
Dat wuz nice, Jack!!! Thankyfing u furr ur cares!!
Poirot cat need bigger ‘tache?
Sertemoi nawt… has teh leetul Beljin stash wiff poyntee leetul edjiz!
but inna buks, wasn’t it a BEEG mustashe? Wif pointy ends, yer rite!
Ai is finkin teh seereez wiff Daybid Sooshet … aifink him did gud jawb!
Oh cwap! Nao ai has teh theem sawng stukk in mai hedd.
duu ba-duu ba-duu…
*tug tug tug tuuuuuuuugggg TUG!!!* Ooof!!
There! Ai fixed it!
Concats on yer ty wiff AP!
*hesitantly* do you think his name might actually be .. Adolf?
Aifinkso iz teh Charlie Chaplin kitteh. Even haz teh blakk hatt.
rassnfrassen modurashun!
oar Snidely Whiplash oar D!ck Dastardly oar Oil Can Harry….nah kitteh nawta villan!
Magnum PI kitteh.
Frank Zappa kitteh.
KaiEm kitteh.
Teeheee!
cud be Bartemius Crouch kitteh?
Now DAT is scary!
KaiEm hassa musstash??
A hawt chokklit musstash.
ouchee! dat can burn!
*lik sluuuuuurp lik lik*
no, iz purrfict.
Konsiderit kitteh is protektin teh peeps frum pinkee-pinkee-noaz splorts.
Yur rite! Looks lyke kitteh took teh blakk Majik Marker adn made wun swipe across teh noaz, blap! Wazza thotful jesture.
himz juss duznt laik deeling wif da mess frum teh splorts, aifinkso.
*squints*
or mebbeh is onlee a chokklit milk mustash?
Sez da voice ov expeereenz?
*sip slllluuuuuuurp*
aifinkso
I rest on my littel gray celz
Kitteh splorted?!
Oh noes!
Mai! WAHT a big brayne hee had!
*celz somma sarakitty’s gray matter on E-bay*
Itz pretty sparse
Unless yew haz cheezburger. Oar elebenty munnies.
Oar a kombinashun of boff.
Howzzabowt ten munneez adn a koopon tu Jakk in teh
KrakkBawx?Your offer pleezes kitteh.
Ai wuz thnkin mor noms ‘stead of elebenty. Nles it be twelveteen monees! Ten kitteh tink bout it.
LAST DAY OF SUMMER WHERE I LIVE and here i am look at lols
Ware yew libz?
1st DAY OF SUMMER WHERE I LIVE and here i am look at lols
Iz still wintur heer, is 28 degrees owtsyde, adn 50 degrees insyde. (Mah furnace is borked, adn no repayremenz till Mundane
) Ai hazza jellous.
Onoes momchan! Duz yew haz lots blankies!?
*sends warm thots tew MC*
Rite naow Ai haz awn 2 swettshirtz adn a blankee, adn glubz. *adn try typyn wif fuzzy glubz awn
* Ai haz 2 spayceheeturz adn I’ze bakin stuff in teh oben. Iffin itz tu kold, wii kin go tu mah dotter’s howse fur teh nyte. Ai haz tu bii at wurk at 7AM, adn I’m akchully lukkin furwurd to it. 
Dass nawt gud! Yew shud definitely go see dotter if it gets mush woorse! We donut want a freezed momchan!
I dunno if yew kno anyboddeeh dat has a kerosene heeter yew can uze, but doze fings relleh warm a howse rite up! Dey beez hawdder dan da sun, aifinkso!
Aifinkso we gonna end up wif a FAT momchan. Sew far Ai haz baked pizza, lemmin skwarez, chonklit-chip cukkee pi, a pork roost, adn naow Ai haz sum pertaters bakin. Dey gonna bii happi tu see mii at wurk tumorraw!
Haha. Ohh yesh! Dey gonna lubs yew!
ai hopez u have gas-oben. borked furnice iz nawt nice.
Nope, no gas lyne tu howse. Onlie lecteric. Furnace is oil, adn iz hard tuu fynd repayremenz hoo noez haow tu repayre it.
Conga rats tu AngelPlume adn Adam fur beeing Nawt Secund!
Fankeez, momchan! *dans-dans*
Is a littlol eezier awn teh weekends, speshully aftur TTI goez tu bed!
But if teh mysteree is, “Wher ar teh missing gushifud kans” or “O, catnip maousie, wher is yu hiding?” Is it different THEN, Mr. Kitteh?
Teh missing gushifud kans ar in mai sekrit stash, in kayse u ar layte.
Adn teh katnip mausee is unner teh fridj. Pleez tu be fetchin foar meh.
miss-shur pwah-roe sez ‘naow goe awai oar ai shal tahnt u a sekkund tyme! u iz in mai sunspawt!’
Paw-roe kitteh is habs Hastings kitteh do awl da legg wurks. Den hims taek credit fur soling da mistree ub da missing noms.
I will need the little nommy cheezburgairs to compleet mah reeserches
Adn plez tu makye shure teh cheezburgairs ar skware. Symmettree adn oarder, wii must haz it!
yur misturee is tu eezee tu solv. ai neads sumfing moar challenjing fur teh leetlol grey sells.
I will let Captin Hastingz solve ur problem.
Muss~stash Kitteh feenkz
Hewminz needz Neero Wullf 2
sawllv dis missturree!
Hewminz coodz awllso
getz Beckitt andz Cassill 2
hellpz Awrchee Goodwinz!!
Muss~stash Kittehz willz
duz himz bessest 2 sawllv dis
Misseeng Napz Mistree!!!
Jack.
klappity klappity!!!
Hoo stole mai nap?!?!?!
Yesh! Cassill an Beckkit can solb anyfing!
Mistreez? Ai lubs teh mistreez! Hao about Prophesser Plumb in teh lyberarry wit teh ohai-koo.
ohai cheespeeps! ai iz laet to teh party acuz ai bin having teh pleh homewerks.
is… is der sum hawt chokklit oar mebbeh sum adult bev ridges? ai needs a brake.
*Fixes som nommy hawt chokklit wiff som butterscotch schnapps*
*Adds wippee creem* Der you go!
Maibee sum pizzah? Oar sum cheez adn krackers tu go with ur hawt chokklit? (pleh homewerks!)
ofankees!
*selects cheez wifadiserningness*
*nom nom nom nom nom nom*
*urp*
dat… iz…. byootifulness!
*sips*
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs*
Hmmm… i wundurr if Poirot-kitteh wud let mii gib him/hur a liddle schmoo awn teh hed? Hii/shii is reelee booteefull!!! *sigh* Dose eyes!!!
Wuz it yuu taht gabe tihs kittee choklit millk, AC ??
!! *
* teh gibbawai synez ar tehre, yu kno
*digs toe in da sand* I gabe da hot chokklit butt (!) it waz herz idea.
Shaim awn yu !! Nao kittee luks lyk hur grmnar kittee !!
*wisspurrs* is shii a sicilian-kitteh grammar?
Payshence iz a vurt chew … vurt chewally impozzibul sumtiemz !!
* mumblolz sum moar tu hizself ,…..
Tehse vurts taht yoo laik to chew – ar tehy laik TimTams???
o.O – a triplol hikkupp!!! well done WP!
Ohai Nenne !! Yuuv riternd !!
Back inda snow!
———@
SPLAT!
*gigglolsmadleeanrunsawaywiffakwikness*
Wyzguy, eh !!! * nyuk, nyuk, nyuk *
……………………………۞ *oommphh !~! *
*ducks (or are they gooses…) just in tiem to use the majiklol laser snoeball rerooter and sends PBs snoeball back to OZ*
* Applize sicret ozzie trik * nown az teh kanga ruze *
tu snd gail fawss wins tu meat teh froe zen bawl nd tern it bak tu Nenne’s haus awn teh hil !!
* Gail wuz habbing dinna at the tiem butt(!) ai fort yu shud kno wi ozzees wil nawt bi beeten !! (sept at teh lolimpiks)*
______
|_____|..۞ <<<<<<<<—————– * Hee, hee !! *
*hits forcefeeld button to purrtekt the howse onda hill*
*activates majiklol curling forrce that splits the ozzie snowball and sends it back downundah*
*gps-cow ordinayts inda lazurr go hay wire – and snoeballs land on Uluru…*
They prolly needed that water too!
SPLATSPLAT!
*stunned sputternings from the grouwnd*
A long, ominous obnoxious braying is heard from a nearby highplace…
BLAST!!!! Foiled by teh forcefeeld by WUN MINUTE!!
Curses!
*pops into a invisiblol donkey hole and gits away*
Wel, it seemz ebbree linkee ai put in getz modder aided !!
*
* Wot ar tehy fingking ov ?? !!
* Whu wuz taht gallint dawnkee whu lept intu battlol ?? *
* Shi bi liek teh faymuss Zawrow (cept hi roed awn a orss)!!*
/lolspeak
I have documented and sent feedback to ICHC about the system moderating any and all blue links in my comments this weekend. From reading of other people’s comments, I am not the only one caught by some change to their system. If you have already had ICHC feedback, please share it if you can. Kthxbai !!
Lolspeak
o.O – have they caught onto our devious tricks??
have u tried posting them without the http and www – that usually wurks fine too!
It’z teh http floormat taht throes tehm inner loop, coz wibbout catshing it, teh paig wud lode stuff frum uvver sights intu owr cawmints. Teh “no follow” claws stawps taht adn blu linkeez wivowt taht hab had it insnerted. Iz kwite ok tu yooz “ht tp”,ect tu gedda rownd it, butt(!) iz goen bakwoodz, aifinkso !! STN WP !!
* Ai fele bedda nao, thx !!
*
*googles “poirot”*
David Suchet as Hercule Poirot
^_^ k thx
-_-; That’s what I get for trying to embed a music player into a comments post.
Hey! I like that symbol! Is dat facepalm?
wud dis wun be “im not lissuning too u”
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Are dere moar ub deze?
Yu shood maik tehm coppileft, kafleen !!
-o-: * spektiklols *
-O_O-
{-O_O-} <—— not lissening wiff glasses
Kitteh not lissening too u. (Kitteh an not lissening bee redundant i finkso)
oops I meen
(^._.^)
Izzit a kittee oar izzit a batt ??
* ai lieks taht wun !!11!! *
noes, batt is diswun: /(^._.^)\
Interesting. Check out the times. WordPress is axing for a hoofing again.
kafleen says:
February 28, 2010 at 2:55 am
wud dis wun be “im not lissuning too u”
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Are dere moar ub deze?
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collegekitteh says:
February 28, 2010 at 2:35 am
-_-; That’s what I get for trying to embed a music player into a comments post.
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kafleen says:
February 28, 2010 at 2:54 am
Hey! I like that symbol! Is dat facepalm?
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*sigh*
Totally useless and actually pernicious, without context.
*headdesk*
Tair dartabays bi borkt, aifinkso !!
my stooopy post maded my brayn look borked! my hoofs has kicked mah own butt!!
* wot stoopy post ?? Nuffin stoopy bowt it !! Hmmph, Ai sai tu yu !!
ur cute.
*pats poussinboi’s head*
Want!
OMGzzzzzzz!!!!!!! i LUV agata chriztie!!
Oh, and Deputy Tux haz reverse mustache! :O Must B couzin 2 Poirot kitteh!
Kitteh haz moostash