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Vintage Merlot Vintage Purrlot
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Ai’d liek bofe plz!
Ai’d cawl taht a GMTA! Happi burfdai & Cheers!
Thx Ambercat! Nawt dat we aer sokes…..
we juss appree…shapreesh….pappree…lyks teh gud fings in lyf!
Dat’sh rite!
Happi burfday Annipuss an ebberywun ls hoo hazza burfday todai. Hed bonks awl round. Miss yu awl. Tu mutch werk knot anuff plai. Just got dun shubbling elebenty tunz ob da “s” werd owt ob dribeway. Big mess butt noe wynin koz itzda knot sekkund big snostrom dis seezin. Lotz ob noyying liddlol wunz.
Ai haz burfday prezzinks fur ebberywun (eben iffin itz knot yur burfday) anna ginormus bukkit ob enny kinda eyescream yu liek. Hazta go nao an soakify da akey brakey bak mussels.
*offers Fuzzywhisker a microwaveable heeting pad dat will feel gud on doze akey brakey bak mussels*
Thx Fuzztwhisker!
Kitteh in on hanz…. winz in da oters…. purrfekt nite!
yuppers! ai got to lownge on teh couch last nite wif mai sleepee Shadow-cat and a gud glass of red wine!
Luks liek 6 way brayde mebbe? Happee Burpdey tu u Annie – mai Mumkitteh camz frum Chester, Tiny Ingerland, adn she uzed to putz teh coyn in ur burpdey caek – hope u getz teh coyn !
Thx TTC!
Happeetayle Burfdae wunts agin, annipuss! – ai wyl saiv yur eerz frum hasing tu heer mih cat erwaul teh Happee Burfdae sawng – taht wud mayk yur eerz tu hert, adn taht wud nawt bih a gud fing, aifinkso.
*dragz inz teh whine barr (haow propreeyatt izz TAHT??!! – frum teh lasst lol, adn adz moar applol adn fresch stromberree (itz stromberree seezin heer, and tehy r teh NOM!) tartz tu teh boo fay*
Ooh! Ai lub stromberreez! We can get den awl yeer rownd, but teh best wuns cum frum mai hoem cownty, Kent “teh Gardin uv Ingerland”!
mai sunn jsut gawt bak frum a baykayshun hollidae in TTI – himz hadded a wunnerfuel thyme (jsut lyk ai toalded himz hih wud.)
Him din’t hab teh best wevver, but dere iz plentee 2 do indores heer.
Happy Birthday anni. Hope yur day is filled with love and joy! And a few good presents.
Thx 3k!
Happeh Burfdai! Jus gawt owta skuuwlz, an ai wuna tehl yoo dat teh row-deh-oh iz beyin stawt an is gogh texeratan dai! Happeh go texeratin burfday!
Thx cheesebrrgrr. Aio wud go texeratin iffn Ai noed wat it wuz (az lawng az it wuzn’t danjerus!)
Tuff dee sishun!
Iz eazy! Pik bofs!
iz eet vintaj???
kittn luks a litlol fresh to mii!
Ohai Kvnsgrrl! *offurs floofy paw*
duz ur nayme be standin fur “kevin’s girl” ?
Ohai! *extends soft paw in return*
yesh! kvn is teh rooler uv our mousehold – ai is just teh minion in charge uv teh feeding and the scooping an teh brushing an teh spot-bot…
dont forgit retreever of toys that have been swatted under something big and heavee!
oh yesh, and teh londrfying uv teh floofy blankit.
I haz a Kevin but he no iz kitteh :blush:
Mai hubcat nameded him. Hubcat wood laff himself sillee finkng bowt habing a kitteh named Kevin, sew wen wii met him at teh Hooman sosiety, it was fate! Naow wii is luking to add a noob kitn to teh mix, and him will probly bee named Sean. Wii si going to teh hooman sosiety tomorose to sii if Sean is wating for us!
oh dat is bery eggsytin!!! I hopez yoo fynd him!
Boff ob deez fings ar preshus.
Ai wud liek jus teh purrlot, plz.
Ai’ll has yurs – butt Ai’ll sayv it till Eestah!
U has gud tayse, yung laydee! *poars owt a big helping ob purrz*
Well — someone has to drive.
Ai’ll drink awlmoast ennifin, but fur choys red whine oar reel ale.
Ohai Anni an congrats an moar Happee Birfdai. U goin owt foar dinna suun? Maek shaw u hav a nais ‘drop’ to be sayin “Cheez!”
Ai moslee drink teh burrbinanDC oar teh ginantonnix butt(!) sumtiems teh wite whine. Redd iz nais butt(!) mai noes dus nawt aggree. Archoo!
Ai carnt sleep an itz 5.45am! Stoopy hawt wevver, stoopy naybors dawg, stoopy itchee from sumfin ai musta bin a lerjic tu.
Gawt a lawng weekend startz todai an aim gonna be tu tyrd to apri..aper…lyk it. Sunz jus cummin up nao….
Thx OM Ai aer nawt keen awn eetin owt so we wull hab a hoem-kukked lunch 2moro 2 sillibrayt – we din’t get owr festib meel at Krissmus so we hab deklaird 2morro Catmas!
sommelier cat izzwhining
WIN!
stoopy fingrrrrz – jsut washded tehm adn kant du ennyfing wif tehm … izz whining … izz … whining …
…ooh! dots!
Vintaje kittehpuss!
Noe – yung bebbeh kitteh wiv teh cyoot….o.O
SPLORT!
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
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*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! u splortingifyed awl ober.
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep awlla braynezez intu a pile.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoopifying dem awl up.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
now u jus sitting still adn resting a wyle.
Fankyu verry mutch cweenmj!
Duz red whine goe wif kitteh?
nawt if yu has payl carputs!
OK. Mebbe payl carputs duzzint go wif kittehs.
Ebbreefing goes wif kitteh, aifinkso.
Kitteh goez wiff ebryfing.
Conga rats and happy dansdansdans to awl ub uz!!!
DON DRINK ME! I NO DRINK! I just passonate about winez.
*sitz in frunt ob kitteh, drinks in teh byootee*
*sighhhh*
littlol gray kitteh wif white strype on nose!!!
SSQQQUUEEEEE
**puts paws over eyes and runsawaiwifakwikness**
**KLUNK**
**THUD**
ooopss. maybee I’ll just titen mai CHRG and HGGs and fink of pleh werk!
deez goe wunnerful wif cheezburgrs!
Deer Cheezpeeps,
I can haz nounce ment? ai haz eggsepted a timpooary job! iz a 3 monthmonthmonth assignment doin wwat ia do, wich is clerical wruk. ia kno it will be a pleh job, but ia am soo excitid to hav it, ia had to shar dis gud news. Fangu for awl de beems an hugs! {{{{Cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}
hapi dans hapi dans hapi dans
dans dans dans!
At teh momint, awlmoast ennee job iz beddur dan nun. Gud luk wiv it an fyndin sumfin beddur affer.
w00t! w00t! congarats to you! Hope it leads to more and better!
{{twocatwoman}} conga-rats and salsa skwirrls!!!
**stepkiktwirl twirl kick kick jazz paws**
Yay on teh job! Iz happitail fer you – herez hoping it will lead to moar gudness!
congrats, tahts gud to be habbing a job! hope it will leed to sumfing not-pleh!
*joins in celolbration wif wildly uncoordinated dansing*
Maybe it wil nawt bii pleh, an hav nise peeps to work wif! Gud luk!
Congrats! Pleh jawb betur den no jawb, hoap it leeds tu sumfin bettur!
(papaz still luukin)
Happeetayle thots foar yu! Wundermuss nooz abowt yur noo jawb!! Comgrabyurelashuns!
Thangs to awl! I hoap ia will stil haz tiem to bisit Cheezland!
yayz fur u! *dansdansdans* I agreez, enny werk is bettur than nun, dis dayanage! keeps fuds on teh tablol and in u an kittehs…
Yay!!! Best ov lukk tu u. Mebbeh sumhao it wil eben werk owt nawt to be pleh. Ennywai – well dun!
YAY! gud fur yu twocatwoman. Wii duz wat wii haz tu. Hopes yu git better permanant job soon!
yay on teh jawb. hoap et wont bi tu pleh!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Jlcollier, catzrme, an Annipuss teh qween of the nawt-sekonds!!
i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, a yello cake torte wif tasty sliced fresh froots an wippy creem, sparkly party punch, iskreem, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbow trayls when tehy fly, ittybittysekrit diyarees wif pens wif sparkly gold ink an also sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an sparkly kitteh stikker wif liddle rinestone eyes! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy burfday Jlcollier, catzrme, an Annipuss teh qween of the nawt-sekonds!!
. May you have many smores.Weeeeeeeeeeee. I will drink to that. {{{{{{{{annipus}}}}}}}}.
Thx 5E!
FankQ burfday fairy fur ur gud wishis an teh wundermuss fuds an goodie bags!
duz dis mayk yu ‘cween fur eh dae’?
*mai aej, let mii shoew yu eet*
oh, an annipuss, plz remember taht all teh cheezland fuds haz all teh gud fings in them and none ob teh bad! so enjoy!
happy birfday annipuss!
an catzrme if yoo sees dis!
Thx lunarmommy!
Happi burfday to deze cheezfriends: Jlcollier, catzrme, and annipuss!
** helps self to yellow cake an party punch and sparkly ditten stikker with rinestone aiis **
** leaves more creempuffs – some filled with whippy cream and some with lemming curd **
Fank you, Burfday Fairy!
*tcw lurves creempuggs wif wippycreeem*
Happi burdday annipuss, Jlcollier, and catzrme!
Mmmm, mii too! Happilee, ai alos lubs teh wuns wif lemming curd!
*taeks wun ob eech. Puts wun moar in pokket for later (later lubs creempufs, too)*
Oh, adn congarats, TCW, awna job!!!
Ohai OaP! Tehre waz an nis…incs.. fing happend wiv teh creempuffs an lemming curd in teh larst lol. Ai tryd to maek sum moar tu maek up foar SUMwunz steelifying tehm, an ai hoep tehy wer up to teh exspekkted standid!
u did eggstremely eggseptional work and ai hazza prowd of u!
8)
Ooooh, sekrit diyarees! Do want! Thangu burfday fairy.
rassenfrassen deekodur ring! hao is ai suppohsd tu noh whut mai muud is iffen ai cants deekodify et??
ohai, ohai, ohai! an to fink I almoast mist this moast eggsalad burfday! woot! It’s yure birfday! Yay to awl! Jlcollier, catzrme an ANNIPUSS!!! Happy Happy Burfday Awl!
Ohai Annipuss! AI has being gawn awl day, but (!) wanted to wishing yu teh berry happitaylest birfday eber, an menny, menny moar!
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Has a carrot caek wif teh kreem cheez i sing!
Thx Cassidy
Ohai Cassidy. We haz nawt met. *extends floofy paw*
Wat du u sing?
Ohai OzcatMum! *takes floofy paw* Fank yoo!
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Ai sings “Happy birfday”… jus nawt berry well.
wi surves noh purrs beefour dere tyme.
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Ai haz boaf a happitayl an a sad today.
Teh sad: Ai finded owt dat sumwun ai noed in ohai school yeerz ago jus tayked himz own lief wiffin teh past fyoo dayz.
Ai haddint talked to him since ohai school, but he wuz a niec purrrsun & mah hart breaks fur himz famblee & frendz.
Teh happitayl: Wun uv mah bestest frendz jus became an Auntie agin dis mornin. She haz a brand gnu nefyoo & ai iz waytin fur pikshurs.
Lyfe shoor can gib us a mixd bad sumtymes, yeff.
Ai gibs u hugs adn cheerz, in whutebber oarder u wants.
Lief kin be weerd, aifinkso.
*iz fankful fur awl hur frendz & famblee & awl teh niec pplz/aminlols in teh whirled*
Teh entyre circlol of lyfe, yoo has it. Prayrs and beams to teh frenz and famblee of teh wun hoo taykd himz lyfe. And prayrs and beams to teh behbeh nefyoo – may hiz lyfe be full of gud things and wunnerful eggsperiences.
Teh bebbeh comes into famblee uv bery luvving, caring, wunnermus pplz. Him will haz a gud lief, aiknowso.
*ahem* mixed bag
**snerk** now ai has a pikshur in mai hed of angelplume wapping sumwun and sayin “learn to type”!
Hmmm, mai reply is gettin moderayted…teh linkeez mebbe?
Well — sumtiemz, teh bad iz mixed wif the gud… an sumtiemz teh bad iz mixed wif teh nawt-kwite-az-bad.
Yup! It still maed sense!
{{{{{NS}}}}}
Deh sir kul uv life awl at wunst….. kinda diskumbobulating.
cheezfrens, yay! ai is bak frum mai mammyogram an ai is all OK! hoorayz!!! All dat is rong wit me iz, ai has sum densitee onna left day ai duz not hav on teh rite. Dat’s all!
so 2morrow AM ai throwz brekfus partee wif cinnayum buns an fancee cawfees as ai promissed. An every1 is welcum!
Fanks to all hoo sents me good beems an wishez!! *is dansin*
Glad awl iz well! Ai haz 2 go fur a skwishin Choozdai week.
Ai hopez yrs is as eezy an gud-nooz as was mien.
Wundemuss nyoos! Awlwais a littlol tents waytin foar teh reesawlts. Mai “elnapress” (mai sistas an ai cawl it taht) is nekkst munf.
Ai rillee shud mayk an appointment to haz dat dun.
–ehh, ai typez 2 fast. Ment to say “dat ai duz not hav”, not “day I duz not hav”.
Is still happee! *dansin moar*
Yay yay yay!!!!!!1! Wot gud gnus, angelynx! Ai danses wif yoo!!!
yay for happy outcomes!
YAY!! angelynx, wat wundermous news!!!
*duz happi danse fur yu*
Yay!
Hazza gud eebening adn an happeetayle weekweekweekie-endz, mai cheezefrendz! Ay’m goeng hoaqm naow – ai wantz tu getz a hedd uv teh Friedeggdae ebbenyng trafyk.
Pleeze keap a happeetayle thawt foar mai elldur kiddo, hoo izz deep loyingz wif teh Naybee foar a hoal yeer – himz leebz tumorow, adn ai hazza liddlol sadd (noe, akshully itza bigbig sadd) taht himz wil b gon foar a nentyre yeer.
*waivs paw adn hedz foar teh doar* – hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOO tu ebree adn teihr buddee!
{{{{Italiana}}}}}}
deh yr will going bai faster dan u think!
HAPPEH BIRFDAI DEER ANNI!!!!1!
Hab a lublee Birfmas sellabrashun tomorrow!
DK xo
I no liek wain (iz a tee totaler), but I likez mah kittehs bofe frush n aged :3.
But, afink teh red won iz a cabernay. I’ll just hav teh purrlot.
Happy Burfday, Annipuss! In honor ov yur burfday, ai’ll haz teh wine nd teh kitteh! (Ai hopes dats nawt ober-doin it!!) Best wishes Anni nd mennymenny mor nawt-sekunds!!!!
Ah, a vintage purrlot to go along with the purrito!
And next to them-my cat. Vintage Killlot.
Lovely, except you do realize Merlot is pronounced “mer-low”, right?