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Don’t push!
effecks of grabbity cud be unfortunate fur awl.
Congaz Carosue, Nightshayde n AngelPlume awn yor freewai ty !!
* Bringz in a trollee ob lait niet snax n big mugz ob koeko !! *
enny dindinz awn dat trawlee? Iz nawt lait nite heer. N fak naow cheezez fikz tiem itz saim az me, awlmoast 6 pm. Gunna has tu go trai tu maik leffoburz aowt ub purfeklee gud fudz naow.
* Rushiz aot tu teh shawps; rushiz bak wib a purrfekly cuukt roze beef dinna wib graby nd roze potaitoez n pummykin n peez n carortz n colly flour n … NOMz teh lott !! o.O
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Cuuks up sum eggs kyuuz (!!) nd maiks a lawt ob cheezburgaz faw grmawgz nd ebbree wun wib a hungree !! Sawree bowt teh dill lai !
Halp yaw selbs !!
No wurreez, is a dubblol-foalding-door. Myte as well be a floor.
Conga Ratz!!
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Dat is wun kool grafix aifinkso!
Dey duzzint seez us!
*whisspurrz::: wii will powncifying on dem whyle dey nawt lukking!!!
u goz frist. no, u. no u!
*pushes GHM*
*lukz nanshalant*
*walkzawaywhistloling*
Hay!
*cween fals off door whilst nanshalantafying*
Ha!
I ment tu du dat!
*sitz adn washez faic.
U mist a spot
Thair by ur nose
*wandersoff to gushifud bowl*
gotz to go now, twas fun to plai with u my leegje!
but doodie calls…..i must anser (ew)
{{{GHM}}}}
See ya!
{{cmj}}
waves floofy paw bi
hope u dint get any doodie onu!
Whut dey doin?
Dey ar waitun fur you to fawl asleap, den they will jump daon on yur tummyie
juz lak jagulars!
Doan sneez !!
**AAASHOOOOOEEEEE***
Bah less yuu big fella !! * Eeewwww !!
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Fan-Q, pb! I kan breeve nao.
*kleens up snot goblins*
Whut preddy but ONRY lukin kittehs! Wud nawt be suprised to find owt dey has wadder balloonns an lowd horns an a kamera.
Prakticool joekerz whu karnt stawp giggloling !!
Waddur balloonz & poyntee endz nawt such a grayte combinayshun, akshullee.
Oopsie.
ShamWow?
Handz nightshayde a ShamWow anna fluffy roab.
*wraps hurself in fluffy roab*
*purrrrrrs*
*gentlee dries AP wif teh ShamWow*
yu meemembur teh plan?
yesh, but where will we find elebentee galluphin gophers carryin water balloons?
Aifinkso, Brain — but if dey called it a “Sad Meal,” who wud buy it?
Plan? wii haz a plan??? wii iz i awlwayz deh last tu noe?
Tawk tu da paw!
Oh Hai, Paw! Howz Maw?
ROFLMAO !!!11!!!
Ohhai pb!! howz life downunda treetin ya??
Ime snode unda wib teh caturdai lorndri, rite nao !! Hao yu iz ??
Stil taikin teh gud fotoez ??
I did lawndree eerlier.
haven’t ben owt wif mai camra in a whyl…. tu much rain…. thankfully, i haz a large arkive.
It luuks liek rayn heer …. onli luuks liek, izznt goen tu !!
* PB knu teh moat a hoam wuz big, butt(!) an ark ??!! *
Kepe ‘em kumign !! Iz nyc ob yu tu shair yaw pikt chars!!
Yu lib in a lan ob menny cullerz !!
** Aaar niklolsplikar !! Ai bene modjeraided !! *
It luuks liek rayn heer …. onli luuks liek, izznt goen tu !!
* PB knu teh moat a hoam wuz big, butt(!) an ark ??!! *
Kepe ‘em kumign !! Iz nyc ob yu tu shair yaw pikt chars!!
Yu lib in a lan ob menny cullerz !!
* sea tehm awn ht tp://cweenmjsphotos.wordpress.com/ *
Whatta u meenz u down’t hab the siilly string?
Fred, we’re in the middle of a raid and now you decide to get romantic ??
No tiem liek teh prezzint, eh ?? * yu gawt a heddaik … ??
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*wispurrs ferry kwietlee* Ai wuld liek to be trabloling souf foar mai lawng weekend nao butt(!) ai iz still owt cawld on teh floar in a splort pozishun wiv teh Merlot Purrlot kitteh. Halping pleez….. (nawt crayin, juss a littlol stiff from teh lawng tiem awn teh floar)
Oh nose! Hold on, Ozcatmum !
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights FlAsHiNg
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature swon lager
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of littlol dux on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Ozcatmum to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a fosterz in a tawl glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Ooops, ai did meen tu poastify awn teh merlot lol .. !!
Nut tu worree, yu wuz reksuud bai teh Cween !!
Ohhh, poor OzcatMum!! Dat iz a furry lawng tyme on teh floar. PB duz a wunnerfull jawb, aifinkso.
* Whispas: Ai wuz in te rawng spot at te riet tiem !!
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Hao yu iz, Shatzeesmom ?? * nd thx !!
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I halpinged u!!!
*getz up awf flore an shayks cawbwebbs awai*
Fankyu eberywun! Reskewed multiplollee!
Nao ai cen go dribing tu teh ‘Peesful Bay’ on teh souf coste neer Denmark (West Aust). Ai will be camping in mai tent an swimming in teh icee suvvern oshen (mebbeh!) wyol Perf haz teh heetwayb.
Seeya!
Wotch owt fur teh wails !!
* Sea You !! *
Ai miet bee wun ov tehm! Beecht az, bro.
Whale, hab a gud tiem n wair son’s creme !!
1 minute earlier…
“Paul, if you dont shuddup, i will shut you up myself.”
“But bob…” *whack* “Omph” *Stiffled mumbles*
ohai!
Ohai to yu also azwell, kittyboocat! How ar yu?
Yodelheidihoooooooooo!!!!!
Hhhhalllllllllllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!
CCCCCCCCaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuu
hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr MMMMMeeeeeeeeee???
{{{{{[Chile}}}}}}
oauch. . . ..itz warm todai. .. .. . . … .. … …. …. …
*sneeks in an YOINKS prittee floofee stripey kaliko*
*runsawaiwifakwikniss*