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No, see, the advanced hypotenuse of a scalene triangle is roughly proportional the the cubed root of an imperfect integer when the tangent of the base pi is calculated. DOH!!!
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Dis sumwun say “pi”???
lucky i was going to be first but first the worst second the best..
Wait … whut? Too much maffs for me, ai is off to bed (it be midnite in Jurmanee where ai libs).
G’nite, Upfi. Hab a gud weekend wiv ur datcat!
i was the first to vote!!
Gnyte, upfi – has a gud tyme wiff ur papa!
den wooden yoo bi teh wun in teh weddin dress?
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Thurd iz teh wun wit teh tresure chest!!!
Congrats, AP – Ai wuz still reedin teh lass lol!
U has reezin tu be distraktifyd tu, wiff awl dat birflee-kayk!
Ai wuz oberwelmd bai awl teh peepl hoo wisht me happi birfdai an wantid 2 maek shore Ai sed thx 2 ebbriwun!
Hoap itz nawt tu lait fur me tu sai happines birfdai tu. {{{{{anni}}}}}}
Ai din’t see dis till 27th ‘coz Ai wuz asleap! Thx Gma!
“Pi” yumm! Conga Rats to AP awn ur nawt sekkund! In teh hawner of teh nawt sekkund, teh lolympic Conga Rats bee dansing in *oop dere goes one nao, jumps off teh ski ramp, does an elebenty half twist adn a slollom! Wot wud u liek for the sillybrashuns??
Aifink ai wud crashee awn teh slololum, wiff oar wiffowt anee jumpin!
Aifink we can duz teh yoozhual happy-dans-wiff-noms-adn-drinkeez.
*dans-dans-dansandspinadneetadndrinkyaysolotawpspot-dans-dans*
Nawt tu drink nd dans, plzthx !! * Hao can wi dribe taht poynt hoam? *
No moar tahn fiev dansses in wun haor, k?
* Nyce dans, btw !! *
ai leik pi.
*sits owt chokklit creem, blooberry, applol, an uthur sordid piis onna tayblol*
Yummers! Awlso seyts awt teh sparkloling lemming wawter adn applol joose. Halps Keshet tu pash awt playtes awf pii awf choyse to awl of teh peeps attend….attyen…uh coming tu teh sillybrashin. *NOMS piece of bloobery pie*
yummy! an tehr is pizza pi downthred!
*nom nom nom*
Mmmm, teh sordid piez ar mai fabrits!
*nom-nom-nom!*
Aw, pi. Ef anneh ob yoo remembrs, dats hao ai started. Remembar, WEI tiw mush pi?
Weigh tuu mutsh !!
HOO weighs tuu mutsh??? Teh PI eeterz?
Ummm ….
…nom nom!!
omg!!
Hoomin neads tu brushify up awn teh aljebra!
Hi no nede an alergy bra !!
Protektshun frum seesunal alerjees
Ai lieks Pi
Ai do too! Wud yoo laik sum ov this nice blakberree pi? Wif sum vanilla aiez creem???
Itz fum mai verree own pikked wild blakberrees. Tiny but taystee!!
An yoo were reelee cloase again, ai see!!
Ai hads tu go awai, but if dere iz ani left ai’ll hab sum naow, fanks
dang i thought i was going to be first!!
Ai alwais thin taht, bud Ai nevver iz
Yool has ur day, shado. Doan gibs up, tho klebber is moar important.
Wee can onlee hope so!!
ai don unnerstan taht, but ai don tink itz sew importint anymor tu bi nawt sekund. ai wint tru tu much stresssss triing. sew wen ai seez a nu wun, ai comints an it windz up whereber.
first the worst second the best!!
Thatz nawt eggsacktlee wut we say around heer.
Still Anni’s birthday for another hour! Happy birthday, Anni, and happy Christmas dinner with Puddy-Tat tomorrow
Thx Q!
I second the happi burfday greetings! I iz just runnin in and runnin owt an has nawt had teh chance yet!
Teh onli find I unnerstood in dat wuz PI and DOH.
shulda been fing as in thing nawt “find” tu much maff fur myne lil ol’ brain.
*shudders at thot uf hewlpin boikat wif homewurks*
*pat pat* No, no, dere is moar. U noes “see” “advanced” “base”. Nao, to me that luks like a rolled-out pizza dough wif lots of fings to put awn. Tomato sauce, peppers, sweetcorn, ham, salami, pepperoni, borkkoli (snerk) and nozzlarella cheese. Yummy! But ai is sooooo tired and has to get up in 5 hours again. *crawls off to bed*
Thnx upfi, I will finish da pizza an save yu some!!
Have a gudnites rest!!
doh is verry importunt fur maykin teh pi. hao els wuld yu mayk teh krust?
wut teh kitteh sayd.
EEzee fur yoo to say! Ai still dont noe wut teh kitteh sed.
Heehee! Kitteh also nawt noe wut teh kitteh sed. Yur even, aifinkso.
whi didunt kitteh halp mi wif mai hoamwurk??
Whi didn’t kitteh DEW my homewurk? Wulda made a better grade Ifinkso.
Ai doan finkso… whut kitteh sez mayks no maffmatikul sense.
He juss faykin it foar stoopy hyoomin hoo doan kno no better.
Fur shur kitteh iz smratur nor me.
maybee – butt – we awl hav ar feeldz ov egg spur tease.
So what if teh kitteh iz gud wif teh maffs! Ai’ll bet there ar LOTS ov things yoo noe that teh kitteh duzznt!!
Like how tu uze deh can opener…….
Dat duzzint luuk liek a maff buuk.
Mebbe dat maeks it moar phunnee, tho.
Maybii iz teh dreaded wurd problems. AcK!!
“If a steamship leaves Noo Yawk at 3:00 p.m. and turns lef at Albuquerque, how many cheezfriends doz it take to turn the light on?” THAT kind of word problem, 3KM?
Mt. Mik Kin Lee!!!
Wow cween! How did yu figure dat owt? I wuz goin wif South Pacific.
uh-oh…. I iz in moderation. Awl I did wuz convert Some Enchanted Evening from “South Pacific” into lolspeek. Whair did I go rong??
*lukz fur deh nawty werdz. *
and now mai moderated commint haz disappearinged.
*bonkz WP wif deh majiklol bonking stik*
Dat happind tu meh awn teh lasst lol!
Adn awl ai did wuz inklood a linkee tu mai WP akkownt.
Dew yu finkso Boikats Maff teacher wuld bii amused iffin dat wuz da answer hii put next time wii can’t figure owt a real answer?
*snikkers at teh thot uf DAT fone cawl*
culd awlways goh wif 42.
Mite az well. Sumtyme Inawtfinkso hymes maff book iz written in ingerlish.
butt wus et ritten bai Douglas Adams?
42! yeah! dat beez teh ryte anskr fer shoor!
Yes, those kinda wurk problems!
*shudders*
Ai ar hungree agin!!!
what a littlol kyootee! Shadow scarfs food and purrs at teh same time. its a unfy sound!
Smrt kitteh — takes fud out of bowl beefor teh hoomin steels it agan.
Yu did nut kno taht ?? Wot ar tehy teechifyign tehze dais ??
Ai aer off 2 bed naow. Fank u awl fur awl teh gud wishiz 2dai!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
g’nite anni!!!
G’nite
Eye ReenAnni !!A cyute trianglol beetz a nymph fertic integer ebbreetiem !!
Teh littlol mowsie bees hapling too – must bees a hypotomows.
Deher b Hippopapamussez in maf?? hoo noo??
*ahem* Ai think she ment “HippoPapaMAUS!”
Corse, cud bee teh “HippoPapaMoose.” Sumtaims tehy aar hard to tell apart.
mebbee wuz deh hypnoPfeffernuesse?
That must bee it!!
Wich reminds me ov wun ov mai favrit suthern jerman town naymes.
Oberpfaffenhofen.
Ov corse, there IZ an UNTERpfaffenhofen, az well az a just plane Pfaffenhofen, but ai laik saying “Oberpfaffenhofen” best!
Ober duen yaw faffen arownd ?? * Ai hurd ob faffen arown bfoar *
*whak! onna bakk ob teh hedd* Ai tawks, u typez, gettit?
mmmmmm…. pi
chokklit???
Kitteh wil tri enni anglol tu integrate teh
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ingratehyumin in teh proporshinul area of pi !! * Awl bilawngz tu mi !!kitteh is teh studdee buddee.
Himz muze !!
Poot up yaw hans if yu tihnk pi shud bi bigga !!
*pawzes wiff a mowfful ob pi*
*rayzez paw* mmmrffl-muffllbb-mmfff!
*goaez bakk tu nomming*
am dis big enuff??
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288
Ai cannut reememba wen ive had soe mutsh pi !! * Burp !!
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Hoo iz this Hans?? An wai shud we poot him up???
Just fur a bigga pi??? Iz taht laik a pizza pi??
Cairful hao yu raond off teh pi !! * PB taiks a smorl piez a da pi *
Is that actual math or just garble?
Luks laik garblol to mee. But tehn, so duz axe shoe al math, so . . .
Butt – ai am shur there iz sumwun heer hoo wud noe.
Iz nawt Pyur Maffematiks !!
Imp yur maffematikz??
UNCLEEN!!! UNCLEEN!! BRING OUT YUR DED!!
Wait – ai think ai’m mixing sum things up heer.
Fuzzy math.
*dragz Pythagorus owt intu deh street. *
Pythagorus iz DED???
Eureka fownd him draond in teh buff !!
Only for about 2400 yrz.
Hmm, wii is bak to teh hypotomaus, aifinkso.
pj perry sed it wuz a fuzzy maus
Cud bi Purr Maffematiks, aifinkso !!
Well!
Nao yoo ar makeing scents!
THAT wud hav bin teh PURRRRRRfekt Nawt Sekond commint!
Yu doant tink it stinks ?? * Did ai mizrede ubuv ??
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Actually that’s the formula for trans-warp beaming that Spock revealed to Scotty. The “DoH” is the part about Space being the thing that is moving.
Tsk, tsk !!
* welkom tu a Space wair tehre’z lawtz ob ruum *
In onner uv deh Winter Olympicz, I haz defrosted mai freezer.
Iz taht a furst ??
nawt
Ai betta nawt medal enni moar …
* winnaz ar grinnaz 
*
nawt??? just “nawt???”
In onner uv deh Winter Olympicz, I haz washed teh dishes.
Woz tehre enni boxxign ?? * Trhowz in teh towlol .. *
Hang awn to that towlol! Yoo can drai mai dishes, pleez!
Yu didnut wosh tihs wun prawpurrly …
In onner ov “all things slippery”, I take a baff.
Where’s my towlol!
Hanz a towlol tu PJ * wib mai ize cuvverd, obcorss
*
A frend ov mine in teh TTI sed a cuppla daiz ago taht so far, teh awnlee medlol teh Britz had wun wuz teh wun wehre sumsun slydes hed furst awn a tea tray down an icy tunnel ov doom!
Waiter go !! * nd fetsh mi sum tee, plzthx !! *
yah, teh kitteh is deppenitly tokin bout pi. Hez gotz da roots (jinjer) n teh tangens (tanjereens) so mus be reecipee buk frum teh hippotemawse (ebberbuddy noes hi is gud kuk-hao hi getz sech a bigness). Nawt soor wot kinna pi dat bee, but sownds yummerly.
Yu iz rite !! Ai can sea kittee’z medlol for nawt-sekkund playc in teh pi jugding computation !!
if.. sistem p + A egal a fomula D … ….. .. . ..theiz a channce….. . .uhm. …….
Ahtinks he sayin teh area iz piXhieghtXlayngth skwared…
this stupid cat knows nothing about geometry.
yet she is still KYOOT!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!111!!!!
Aifinkso Wolowitz wroted teh commints….is way so technomological for any normal catz to deciperz
just so you know. the keta is wrong.
Kyoot… but inkerreckt math is inkerreckt. He jus spowtin randum geometry terms.
pfffffft. nerd.