Stop bein’ such a babee…Am only gonna *THWUMP* you. Wuzn’t gonna use teh POINTY Ends…
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sebensikks wai ty foar nawt-sekkund !! Woo Hoo !!11!!Adn Anni leedz agenn !!!
* Bringz owt a trollee ob sordid caeks nd hawt koekoe, tee n cawfee !!*
Bog Inn !! * Az wi sumtiems sai ober heer !!
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Um.. Ai cowntid ayt inkloodin MS gettin in twies liek teh kid hoo runned rownd teh bakk uv teh skool foto!
Yup yup — seben pplz.
Nao ai jus hieds in teh bak uv groop fotoz wenebber ai kin. Ai offen donut liek pikshurs uv meh.
Mai MIL yoost 2 cut her pikchoor owt uv groop fotos an leeb a hoel. Her sed teh foto maed her lukk fat (her wuz fat!)
Trubul iz, dat uglee pichur ub me lukz liek me. pichur nebbur maikz me luk gud. so ai hied bhined sumbudde nd trai nawt tu spoyl da shawt.
Oops !! Ai mustab lawst cownt wen ai likt teh caek awk mai fingerz . .:roll:
Fank u fur the caeks adn drinkees, Poussinboi….Ai nawt gitz nawt-sekond bery offen. Hawt bevriges b gud awn a cowld nait. *Snugglols undur warm blankee adn njoys noms*
Wimpee goggie.
Plz nawt tu hurted teh goggie!!
No no no — no goggie-hurtin.
Itz a kyoot goggie! Teh kitteh jus hasta maek shur teh goggie knows himz bowndaries, aifinkso.
Oh gud! Cuz wes lyks teh goggies, tu!!!!! We lyks awl teh animos.
Bah! MUSH!!!
Dat’s okay, Hubby’s a mushpot too!
So’s my bro-in-law!
bee afwaid. bee berree afwaid!
… much.
Goggiez need a gud fumpin ebry nao adn den. Is helfy.
Mah Jorg-kitteh reminder teh bawrdur cawlee of dis weekweekweek-lee….is gud cheques and balanzes.
Ok, ok! I confess; I did it!
Unless u maekz mii!
Bebbeh goggie = scaredy kitteh?
Ai haz a confuzzled.
U awlso haz too commints in teh nawt sekund spot!
Fastee fingurz — let me sho u dem.
Uv coarse, u beeted meh (as offen happenz). U beez a pro, aifinkso!
Ai iz nawt a slow typist,
Ai iz nawt a fast typist,
Ai iz a half-fast typist.
Dun hurt me! AI bruize eazily!
an thwump frum bengal kitteh kan bee paneful…..
Lalalalalalala… Ai kant heer yu… Lalalalalalala!
Can ya here me now? *Thwapp!* *Runsawaywiffahideeness*
*ring* *ring*
Halo?
*ring* *ring*
Halo?
Oh! Iz jes teh ringing in mai eerz frum awl teh thwumping.
U haz teh wrong numberz!
Okey Dokey u axed furr it Goggie! Dats teh lastest tiem u tries tu eet mai gushifuds! Nao go tu ur tiem owt korneer entil u canz beehaeve!
muaaaahaaahaaa! cow wer befoar mi, infer… infeer… stoopy goggie!
Weez plai ! Yu noes, ai thwump yu, yu chazes mee, den ai turns arownd wif a kwikness an chazes yu den wee slydes onna littul rug an rolls ovur laffin. Den teh hoomin laffs adn gibs us noms.
Sownds lyke a plan!
*FWUMP!*
*runs*
Prittee liddlol Benglol Kitteh
Thwumped deh fawx liek Goggie
Wif sutcz a feerce;
Goggie haz teh hissey fitz!
Soon teh Goggie will no,
when 2 let teh ishue go !
Applolsaus, applolsaus!
Ohai Catsablanca! mai commints gotz teh chooed up by WP. Fangyewburymucsh!
Oh, Doggie, you makes me laff *laffs*. Doggie so stoopid, i paranoy him nao
But it gonna huuuuuuuuuuuuurt! An it gonna be months before ai iz big enuf doggie to gets mah revenge. But jus wate, kitteh, ai’s gonna… ai’s gonna….
U iz alwaz gonna hab teh pointy ends, izn’t u…
…sigh…
Thas a growd up pup
issa shiba inu n they b perty small goggies
beeg bruddur kitteh beeyn meen tu wittlol bruddur goggie, aifinkso!
Dat kitteh luks nerly az beeg az dat goggie!! Wut a kyut widdle shiba inu!!!
omai! so minny nawt-sekunds! conga rats tew you all!
aifinkso mebbe teh goggie haz a hedache. Teh kitteh has teh concerned. Mebbe acuz he infli…inflikt… cawzed it himself.
An him haz a skaerd dat teh goggie will tell awn him…
~Maaaawwwwm~ kitteh thwumped me! Wai no deer, our littlol anjell wuln’t du dat tu u, he jest headbonked u *kittehpreenswifasmugness*
gud cheezpeeps, plz to x fingrs an toez 4 dis lynxkitteh. 2morro ai goes 4 mai follo-up mammyogram an ai hopehopehopes dey sees nuffin wrong in me.
dere will be big brekfuss partee wif cinnayum bunz if ai haz gud nooz bai Caturday. =)
Ohai Angelynx! Ai donut (donuts!!! yumm) wehaz meht b4. *extends floofy paw of frenship and best wishes for a good outcome* {{Angelynx}}
*gladly aksepts floofy paw an wishes* sankyu! pleez to meet u =)
Deer {{{{{Angelynx}}}}}. Dere are beems and huggs for yous and wishes for good news. I finkso the cinnayum bunz is a gud idee, so all the Cheezpeeps will com and have sweet thots for you wiv wishes for onlee good news. Bee brayve.
Be brave angelynx! Mai doktor found teh lump an ai had teh mammygram nd ultrasownd and wuz nuffin. Dey sed mebbe ai eeted tu much choklit or drinked tu much cawfee or tea!!! Ai haz ebbryfing crossed foar u. {{{{angelynx}}}}
hmm, 2 much cawfee cud be it. ai livez on caffeen.
fanks to awl! will shair nooz wen ai haz sum.
Beemz beemz beemz for gud gnus for u!!!!
Butt(!) ai awlreddy towld yew…
Dat *klornk* sownd iz NAWT coz my hed iz empty.
Den why wen ai thwumps yew onna hed duz it maik dat *klornk* sownd?????
Iz…um…coz…um…ai wuz finking ob sea shellz.
Yeahhhhhhh, dat it.
I had beeg ocean lissening klornk shells on mai mind.
Dats conch shellz yew idjit, and dey sownd liek WHOOOSH, nawt klornk.
[thwump thwump] *klornk* *klornk*
Sownds liek an ober ripe melon Gallagher.
Testing, testing,
*thwump*
*klornk*
*thwump*
*klornk*
Nope, no WHOOOSH, jest klornk.
[kitteh breengs owt Sledge-O-Matic]
[goggie runzawaywifakwikness]
*EEK*
Iz dat laik teh Slap-Chopper???
*EEK*
Tried tew find good bideo adn failed.
Iz sorta like slap-chopper, cept iz foar watermelons,
adn it pulverizez, nawt slices.
Dats otay, ai gawts a vizuel now!!! o.O
Duck!!!!
Luk for Galleger onna utoob. Is hims sledge-o-matic!
Why da kittehs alwais pikkin on da goggies? Kant we all just get alolng?
Noe, gittin alawng iz fur stoopy hoomins, nawt kittehs an goggies
this is dumb, just wasted a part of my life i can never get back, weirdo spell wrong freaks