Kitteh rule #39: All abandoned cheezburgers belong to ME!
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iz gud rule!
Iz dat teh golden archiz rule?
Congrats carosue adn NS. Wuld yew liek uh beverage?
[NC duz teh Burger Dans]
Dat wuz, sir, real.
Purrhaps teh mushruumz in kitteh’s home alone burger
awr nawt teh garden variety.
*snicker*
*Donkee duzz a dants in herr happy hoofies furr carosues nawt seckund!!*
I has a special happy!
I duzzunt has communicable TB. U red dat rite. Dey tooked an xray and found a tiny dumb spot dat prolly nuffin and maded me wear stoopy mask for three days!!!
FACE MASK GETS A HOOFIN!! Click on my blue name and come see and taunt the mask!! Woo hoo!
*rolls in a tray of horsdeourves for Carosues Nawt Sekund Party!*
Noaw lets party ! For tommorrow I bee leebin furr rehab!
Kafleen dat is sewsewsew gud!!!!!! Ai has a happitayle fur u!!!! Adn Ai noez u wil b teh suksesful n rehab!!!!! {{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}
{{{kafleen}}}
I’ll bii back laydur cheezpeeps. Save sum horsedevours foar mii.
Yay foar teh donkeh!!!!!!!!
*kicks and steps on stoopy mask*
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
WOOT! Kick its …um…BUTT!!
dat is rong on sew mani levuls.
[skips bai keshet adn tossiz vintage happy meals toys in teh air]
[keeps Grimace figurine foar self]
ai has Animaniacs happi meel toi collekshun.
“Gibs me bak dat filayo fish; gibs me dat fish”
yu can has PLEH fishee fillay!
[skips bai and sekritly noms FOF wif tar-tar saws]
[den sekritly stashes wakko figurine in locker]
Datz a gud rool!
ooh we has teh shared brayne!
Concatshoelaces on ur nawt sekkund, carosue!
[skips bai carosue and NS]
[pawnders if NS wuz finking wut carosue wuz finking]
NS: Yes carosue, butt(!) hao awr wii goin tew maik pensilz dat tayst liek baykun?
I believe that’s also rules #1 thru 38, isn’t it?
Rule #1: Kittehz rule!
Rules #2-38: See rule nummer 1.
[Hides burgerz in base]
lol! I fynally had tew luk up teh sorss ov dat eggs preshun teh uthur dae.
All ov yer cheezburgers are belong to me!
the chili, too? An dose chips?
You can has the chili!
Ai can haz teh picklols?
*Wrastlols nightshayde for teh picklols* *Decides to share*
Kin ai hab de taytow salid? Mmmm, nomnomnom!
Salads bad foar yew. Burgerz moar healfee.
Nawt taytow sallid, wif da musserd an mayo an relish an olibs an celereleree an odder gud stuffs, yesh aifinkso!
Yew hazza gud poynt.
ai’ hlep wif tato salid den. nawt maturz abowt helfee wen derez gud tato salid. wooden mined finding suma bandond cheezburgur rite naow. iz getting da hongreez.
Juss hadda hotdog sammich, wuda gon gud wiff it. *dreems ov taytow sallid*
Hay! Ai can haz sum pikklols!!!!
And dah spisee musstard.
Dis LOL iz makin me hongree!
Yeah Ihabs sum mackaronees an sneez in teg frij. I will haz dat!!!!
I gabe awl mai mac and sneeze tew Hutch
Doan wurry! It wuz yum!!!!
Yoo eeted it so kwicklee??
Did yoo warm it up in teh mikorwaiv???
Yep. No booms.
RATZ!!!
This includes, but is not limited to, any hambrugerz/cheezbrgurs left unattended for more than .elbenty seconds.
hambruggurs and cheezbruggurs get leebed????
Why, naow dat’s sum stoopy butt stuff rite dere! I wuddun leeb a wafflol or a parfay! No SIR!! No indeed! Why, I’d show dat wafflol hoos boss! I’m teh wafflol MASSTUR!
*popdonks around in a circle while chattering wildlee to self*
heheh the burgerrs never get left behind cuz dere save’d.
He he! YAY! [*clappity* at teh site ob teh popdonk]
Yew jest made my day kafleen!
[skips arownd cheezland liek uh giddy skoolgurl]
Nuthin in teh hole wild whirrrl laik a popdonk to maek yoo laff!!
Kitteh is sniffin and checkin to see if that IZ a cheezburger. I has mai doubts. So duz the pretty kitteh.
*nods*
It duz luuk suspishus.
It mai be a *gasp!* vegitiblarian cheezburgrr!
Ai haz a kitteh wif unusual fondness fur beggies — an him duzzint liek meat. He mite liek teh beggie burger.
Iz yu shur izza kitteh? Mebbe a bunneh wif small eers an feets?
damn cute pika!
aw, how cute! i don’t think the pikachu pokemon was modeled on these, but it could have been – they’re cute enough, and they even sound like it!
nesting fail, wuz ment for kitkay!
[skips bai kitkay]
[Captures lawng sowt affur Xanadu pokemon]
[Arranjiz foar awl cheezpeepz tew bii happy]
[adn realeyes awl their dreamz]
Mai silly Billy lubs teh beggies,tew -speshulaly deh ashpurragrass adn teh greenie beanies. Hee will beggify fur dem – iz teh funny!
NO!!!!!!
*horrorstruck*
**screams like a little girl, runs arown in a circle, and plops down inna faint**
JINX!
Dubble jinx, bai me a coke!
Trippul jinx, buy me sum lobster!
Wuut? Just cuz i didunt type it?
*donkey stomps*
Wutta rip.
Were you finkin it? Cuz datz ok. *Buyz kafleen som “soy” lobster.*
GMTA!
*Hands drgnfly an O’doules to go wiff veggie bugerrz*
aifinkso izza chopped poark barbie que sammich…an beens!
plz tew reemoov teh griin stuff, thnx much
[skips bai jk2k]
[remoobs awl green stuff]
[In fact, remoobs bread tew]
[Replaces bread wif fried chikken and adds bakkun and cheez]
*nom*
[teh dubblol down fites wif wine foar cawntrol ob NC's hart]
[meanwhile, NC's GB starts actin up]
Ownlee 18 days tagow ’till surgery tew remoob pesky GB
*runsobburwifakwiness to NC*
*hedbonk*
hoep awl goez wellllll!!!!!!
Wut kinda cheezbruger can haz brok.. brock… teh vejjie dat luks laik widdlol trees innit???
[skips bai LOW]
Granddawters (bof) lub treez!
Sekritly replaces treez wif BBQ saws, grillified unyunz adn sawtayd mushyroomz (keeps cheddar cheez saws).
Lets see iffn dey notice.
*Yoinks BBQ cheddar burger*
*Skips offwiffahongreeness*
*Hopes nobuddy notices*
Ai remember teh bestist burger joint in collij.
Wus cawled “Bull in Mouth.”
Dey worshipped BBQ and cheddar (adn unyun uh liddlol aifinkso).
Wuz teh best!
Hazza uh littlol sad foar the nostaljuh.
Butt butt did tehy has teh gray poopawn?
Nope! Uh uh! Now way maam!.
Insted ai fink dey hadda avershun tew teh snooty tooty crowd.
Dats wut made moobies liek “Trading Place” sew grate…
(in mai day akshully).
Awn the udder hand, if yew awr askin mii abowt wut mai frat brudders did (gray oar udderwise) poop-awn,
well, dats anudder story awltugevver.
I member teh dean wuz nawt tew happy ‘bowt teh gawfurrz statute wun yeer.
I tend tew blok doze mammeries owtta my mind…doh!
[ai digress> ramblol awn *skip* *skip* *skip*]
Collij wuzza wunnerful tiem.
Ai hadda fwendsz wif Bentleez adn fwendz wf Pintoz,
and ai surbibed dem awl.
all abandoned base r belong to me too, and monies, and warm spots on the sofa, and any abandoned time not spent petting me or feeding me, or telling me what an adorable cutiefloofywookums I am.
-Kitteh.
lol, grantsky. you can has loldialect !
Not so much
[skips bai grantski]
[pawzez]
[basks in teh utopia]
[skips awn]
That is an amazing looking burger! That thing is home made? Bravo!
Whut Breedz iz bootiful black kitteh?
Sorry peeeps but I have had a lot on my mind lately and apologies for the offended comments . I have to March 4 2010 to decide to live or die. I love my hamburgers mostly Burger King, the whopper. Then big Macs. then Mozza burgers from A&W,b then the rest.
I don’t see no ‘fending comments. Iz tey on anodder LoL? An yu has to gives up the burgers or DIE? Dat iz wun severe conundrum, ifinkso!
Why do you have to decide to live or die? o.o
I have a bad heart malfunction and I have to decide on surgery or no surgery.
Plees hab de sirjuree, wee need hour spirittual adbiserr! {{{{{{{{{{5E}}}}}}}}}}
Sometimes my head is not in the right place. I come here for laughs for strength and for wisdom on life problems. You see there has been a lot going on here lately and I wanted to know how I can deal my my decisions. I have an electrical problems with my heart. I am getting older and the window is slowly closing. I feel good some days helping others and yet I feel alone. Thats guud. But its is winter out here and I can’t go into to the woods and die just yet .LOL To cold.
I could not figure out how to put this on the town crier sorry.
Nawt tu be sorree! Wee iz awl heer fur yu, yu now dat, a burden shaired isz a burden lessended.
(ai fink ai let de cween no bowt dis)
Fankeez!
Dieing in the woods is an honourable way. A guud way. My woman is mad at me for this but this is my peoples way.
Stubburn man, typical
. If yu chooz nawt tu get de pacemakr, yu no we awl will supports yu.
pacemaker will not work for me drynfly. Been there had it taken out.LOL Tinman I am.
The tinman always had a heart,he just had to realize it.
good point!
I putted it on deh Cryer.
I postified dere.
Oh 5 Eagles. PLEEZE consider teh surgeree. Ai’m shur dieing in teh woods iz verree honoarable.
Butt – it there iz hoep that yoo cud get bedder, ai, purrsonallee, think tath iz eben moar honarable.
Laif iz so veree verree preshus. An there iz still so much gud yoo can do, an so menee peeple yoo cud maek happee.
An – ai think ai speek fur awl ov us heer. We ar awnlee getting to noe yoo – an we reelee laik wath we see a lot! We wud miss yoo wif a grate fieerce.
Yoo canNAWT be so awld tath yoo shud eben THINK ov gibbing up yet. Ov corse yur woman iz mad at yoo. Becuz ai am shur she luvs yoo verree much.
An if it meens yoo mite hav to be giving up teh – Cheezburgers – a funnee kind ov ironee there, becuz yoo shudn’t be giving US up!
Butt – if that iz waht it meens – that iz a teenee tinee price to pay fur teh gloree ov beeing heer awn this urth. Wif teh peepl yoo luv an hoo luv yoo.
So – pleez think sum moar about it. Pleez.
{{{{{{{5E}}}}}}} again.
{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}} Yew sed it mudder!
5 eagles!!! plz tu remember dat life b a preshus thing that should b l fought for tu deh end. plz tu not b giving up
I sent you an email about this matter please post it if you can. I finally figured it out .LOL.
5 Eagles, I told you I was gonna friend you, but I cannot type it in right. Duz u has a profile anymoar?
I can’t seem to make my name blue.LOL I will send you a friend request ota?.
Kafleen you can go to my profile…5 Eagles is on the 1st page of my friend list.
*eavesdrops into conversation*
*goes to friend 5 eagles*
Ai knoes dis is tween u an teh hyer powrz, but ai humblee hopez u will chooz to live.
ai sendz beems uv sereen thots to u 2 helpz wif teh decizhun.
I know you will make the decision that is right for you. For me it would be about weighing risks and benefits along with the prognostication for success and quality of life as well as values and beliefs.
Best wishes for you and your family!
Ohai 5E! Wuzzin shur wear tew poast dis.
Figured dis wuz moast expeditious.
Wut keshet sed, but yew dew need tew alsew take intew cawnsiderayshun teh cawntribyooshun yew make tew dis wurld and udders’ lives adn hao mush
theyI wuld miss yor individuality.Yew make an impact on lives dat yew can’t imagine, and teh maker, your maker or makers, teh uniberse, aliens, wuteber yew beleeb in may has plans foar yew dat yew can’t anticipate.
Yew gawt tew fite as mush az yew can mai friend. Ai can’t say it any better dan dis:
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Oh, adn ai forgot {{{{{{{5E}}}}}}}
Ai furgot tooo!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{5 Eagles}}}}}}}}}}
Oh my gosh………. Im so sorry you have to make a decision like this
! But Personally, I would like it a lot better if you lived D:
whatWHATWHAT ???!!!!!????
oh 5 eagles, taht iz a big desision, i hope yoo would have the surgery, we would missing you so much if you was to not being here any more! but you must do what you think is right for you, if it is worth the surgery or not. but i hope you think is worth it, so you can stay with your friends and your woman and your family a little longer.
Kitteh Rule #40: All un-abandoned cheezburgers belong to ME too.
Kitteh rule 41: You know what? All noms–cheezburger, non-cheezburger, abandoned, or un-abandoned–belong to ME.
Nao taht sownz laik teh kittehs Ai noez!
Taht kittah haz ah Purrdies.
Today all kittehs give abandoned cheezburgers to 5 Eagles. All the good noms will help yu be strong for surgery and lol with us 4ever.
*raises glass* Hear, hear!
*clink* Cheez! Ai will drink tew dat.
[drinks uh glass ob wine, which iz sed tew bii gud foar teh hart]
[skips bai ME555]
[raises glass ob wine]
Cin cin!
Beautiful cat. Reminds me of my Maximus. Mini Jaguar.
Hazzint bizzited Cheezland tu offin lately – tuu mutsch goin awn hear butt summytimez czech in tu cee wotz gawn on. Dis messij is fer 5eagles — pleez du knot let depression or sadness maek da choyse. Yoo must dig deep into da spirit. Spirit will not say “gib up”. Spirit always has hope. Spirit obbercomz. Spirit is victor, not bicktim. You must fink of your kittehs. Too menny wood miss yu. Prayers going up for you 5eagles.
kitkay peepin Nin wiff a ditto…”
Well, I just eat the cheese
Eye feelz teh sneez comming on in 3…2…
qte! luv it!
Meh tinks dat bez a subway, nawt a cheezburger.
At risk of repeating:
So says basement cat.