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Yep!
At leest until teh nekst… um…episoed
Butt den himz weel do dat *titens chg an goggles* luk agin an teh cyrcle start all ober.
comgrabyurelayshunz, annipuss! yu adn mih adn nightshayde adn noodle can goe tu teh tye boot eek? ai hazza fantsee foar sum sunglasez wif liddlol rynestoan kittehs awn teh koarnurs … adn a payr uv kitteh sokses … adn a noo snogloab wif dantzing bebbeh kitteh innit … tehmn wih kombak and sillybrait wif applol adn stromberree tartz adn a glas – oar tu – uv whine.
fanks 4 da inviteation.
iz mi firstest tyme fo da nawt-secund.
ai dozent ebben kno whats dat means – **blushes** aiz stil new cince delurkification daze.
i’lll come to da bootik when da splort alerts go aways an iz safes 2 crawls out frum unner da blankie
We sez “nawt-sekkund” sins is rood adn trollish tu be yellin “first!” as a kommint, juss tu get awn tawp ob teh list. Is moar polyte adn in teh spirit ob Cheezland tu say sumfin funny oar at leest relayted tu teh pikshor, but is still an onnur tu has teh furvest-frum-last kommint. So we sillybraytes dat, alawng wiff hooebber wuz aybul to mayk kommints in teh saym tyme-stamp minnit as teh nawt-sekkund poaster. Duz dat mayk sense?
fanks angelplume
ai cee. maks purfit cents. ai’m happi 2 kno. ai wuz blind butts nows ai cees.
uv corse yu hassa blynd butts. butts has noh iis!
****brite reds*****oooops, mai punctuationses wuz awl wrongs.
ai ment 2 rite ***blusheees brite reds****
ai fink maib ai shud goes back to sleeps.
is ok noodle. ai wuz beeyn teh sillee!
teh sillie iz berry gud. specialti when iz att werk. didz wii meets formaliti wize? ifn sew oar ifn knot
‘ hai to keshet’ ***exendz floofly pause ob frenzship****
*shayks floofee paw*
ohai noodle!
ohai! Nawt-sekkund meenz taht yu wuz wun uv foar peepz hoo gawt kawmintz poastifyed awn tihs lol bihfoar enneewun ellze. Teh f-werd iznawt yoused heer, soe ennewun hoo getz teihr poast inz bihfoar uvver peepses hazza nawt-sekkund. Sumthymes teihr izz wun peep, adn sumthymes, laik tihs lol, tehre arr moar – chust deep endz awn haow fasst yu tipe, adn sumthymes awn haow weerdpretzel is wurkeng.
Soe – yu izz partz uv an foar-wae brayd foar nawt-sekkund. Clappity-clappity foar yu!
fanks,
aiz humbeled an onoreds 2 b inn suche estimat…. extraterrestrial …(no, no) estemed compani…..
cincerly
noodless.. (no, no) noodles
Az dis iz ur nawt sekund nawt sekund Ai gib u speshul congrats!
fanks annipuss,
aiz berry exited. ai nebber thoughed ai cud b a nawt-secund.
yupz – taht’z mih!
Awwwww – SPLORT
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies, annipuss!
*purrrrrr*
*snugglols into blankie*
*sipsipsips hawt choklit*
*nibblols choklit possum*
*puts on gogglez fur saeftee*
splort……………
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up noodle’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ohhhhh..
fanks annipuss.
ai don kno what jus happeneded. ai’l jus ly downs fo awhiles.
***sips hawt choklit an a chok possum****
muchs bedder. ai’l be unda da blankie ifn anibodies lukin.
Is teh fayse dat spawnd a fowsand splorts…
**** EXTREEM SPLORT WARNING ELEBENTY!! *****
…ai knoo mai warnin wud be tuu layte
Such a kyoot littlol kaliko, ai awlmoast … oh deer *luuks away!!*
nawt too l8.
(BTW, peepz, u may nawt rekknize me… I wuz Sakee. Nowz noan as Saki.
Ohai, Saki … ur kommint musta bin delayd kuz ob teh noo naym.
Glad tu meetcha! *egstends furry paw ob frenships*
Fanks. Been here 4 sum taim nao
Wel, iz teh thawt dat counts.
GMTA!!!
*putts on waydurs*
issa mess en heer.
Splortz
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up wolfkit’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Tank yu annipuss. I distraks self wiv pikniking stuffs fore a bit
WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! WANT!!!
::: splort — faynt — dye :::
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Rattipuss’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Dear Anni; take care of yourself, that manee splort repairs can ware out a body.
An hoppi earlee burfdae to you.
Thx BOM!
Oh, fanks fur ur berry balyooabull halp! Ahm feline muches bedder nao.
Sew lawng as Ah jes nawt tu lukks atta tynee bebbeh wif da pinkee lilluh tows an big shynee ies an awl da floof an– an–
Aw heck.
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!
Ai warnd u nawt 2 lukk wivowt anti splort gogglols.
Heer we go agane an dis tiem do as anni tellz u!
*sweep up Rattipuss’s branes agane an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
::: Hangs hedd en shaem. But still taykes a tynee peep at da bebbeh. :::
Tee hee.
Kat is 2 deelytful for werdz
A thousand and 1 you sweet little cutie pie! With a little pinkie footsie and a tiny tail and a….. oh noes….. I must look away or there will be….
ARRGGHH….must hold on…….
kwik, fink uv tackses…
1040, W-2, 1099, Department of Treasury, Illinois Department of Revenue, Cook County Real Estate Taxes……..ARRRGGHHHH
Don’t ferget teh FRA suspension notise and nxt weks performanse reveiw at werk.
ai will help yoo!!1!
*tugs CHRG(wdoi) on sweeneypie and hands them filtering glasses to reduce splortiness*
*puts on her own CHRG (wdoi)*
wee shud be saif nao.
Ohai – weakly waives floofy paw….and OFanky leosmom….
*halps leosmom tug on CHRG (wdoi) on her head; puts on goggles*
oooooo… Ai don’t know about safe….that kitteh could sneek up on us and makes us splort eberyware; too cute to trust!
Teh kewtnezz… Iz killin me!
*Hugz her Ta-k00n plusheh 2 avoid splort*
Koncatulations on the fore-weigh ty for nawt-sekund plaice to annipuss, Italiana, nightshayde & noodle.
*Spreeds owt uber-sized piknik blankee an putz down plaets of sordid noms an jugs o lolicious drinkees.*
ofangyu, wolfkit!
*plopz daoun awn pikanik blankee adn yoinks a plait uv noms and a drinkee* nomsipnomsipnomsip
ohai wolfkit. ai kant come outta frum unders da floofy blankie dat annipus throwd obber me. ***extendz floofy pause of frendshipss to wolfkit frum under da blankie****
***awlso snags sum sordid noms frum da piknik blankee***
fanks… nomnomnom
*peeks unner blankee carfullee blockin veiw* Ohai noodle. Haz spare CHRGs an goggles fore wehn yu wan tu twy kumming owt.
*Putz a supple, a sapp, a pile ob spare chrgs an googles neer piknik blankee*
fanks agin. yuz berri kinds.
***slipps pause out an dragss safeties geer bak unda blankie***
ai’ll b outs latr. u b carefuls. dere’s rooms unda mai blankie ifn u kneads a safes haven.
aaawww, yuw got me heer
Oh noes….gigantic double splort of shepmom and doggie in 3…, 2…, 1…
SPLORT/SPLORT!
(Please to nawt be mixing up teh doggie braynez wif teh hoomin braynez in splort repair. Iz insult to teh doggie…)
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up shepmom’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*sweep up doggie’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, deer…gud fing teh goggie splorted ober deyr, ai can keep teh brayns seprit adn putting dem in teh ryte playses.
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy teh brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez dem wun bai wun intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*pakky-pakky teh goggeez intu teh goggee-hedd (ewww)*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*strechhh-snap! a smawler wun awntu teh goggie*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds shepmom tu teh splort rekubbery ward, wiff goggie in tow*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
[walks in]
[seez cyooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!1!1elebenty]
[RUNZ OWT before CHRG givez way]
*chaiziz after NC *
*Tacklolz him wif an OOOOMMMMPPPPHHHHH*
*pullz a 50z bavving cap over himz hat*
*pullz chinstrap tite-tite-tite!!
Sry, did dat ruin ur hat?
Ok, u kin go luk at dhe kitteh now.
*snerk*
Ai put teh liddlol wun inna window in wun corner of my monitor, adn ai jes realized dat ebery time ai luk at her ai kawk mai hed tew teh left.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up shepmom and goggie’s branes an rinse dem wiv oring soda*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum to shepmom; gibs goggie bisquits*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
You people are out of control with the spelling and roll play. Fine if your and adolescent, creepy if you’re an adult!
Aifink we kontrolz it beri well, fankeez.
If u no lyke, go sumwayr els. Derz lawtsa sytes for peeps lyke u.
Dere’s kake inna brakerum!
dats mai favrit kinda kake!
*lolspeak off* Allow me to expeditiously despatch this sadly misinformed human. First and foremost, allow me to correct your own misspelling: it should be “role” and not “roll.” Secondly, we are here to have fun! Sadly, you apparently have no concept of exactly what that means. Thirdly, your opinion, while perhaps valid, has no place amongst the frivolously amusing comments of the “cheezpeepz.”
*lolspeak on* ummm dyoo finkso s/he unnerstuud mi?
u furgot tu correctifying deh “your and” shud b “you’re an”. but not tu wurry, deh trollz only kum tu crity size; dey don’t kum tu take ower advice.
*Handz seethrudoul a peece uv cake.* Enjoy!!
fankee mai cween! aifinkso mebbee ai went a neensy bit ober teh tawp
lawwwng dai!
ai play D&D an noh a few peeplols whu ar “roll” playurs. tehy lets der dyce play fur dem.
Gotta lubs teh irony ob “roll” adn “your”!
[kreeps awp tew kitt katt adn ape-lies varyablol tickkloling techneeks]
kreepee? czech!
roll pway? czech!
mizpellings? ebery wurd!
owt ob cawntrol? Lit mii czech teh Nelzon Rulez.
[mehshurz adn chartz varyablol tickklolishness]
[calcyoolayts meenness and deviantness ob bein uh tr0ll]
Yup. Wii hazza wiiner!
az cindi laupers said sew mani yrs agone……peeps jus wanna hab funs ….
Even teh super-awgmentid CHRG wit Hydrawlik Hedklamp did nawt saev meh…
~SPLORT~
Oh my, dis reely is a majorly splortifikus kitteh.
Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy teh crapturez brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds teh crapture tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Deyrz no moar seets by teh windo…but heerz a komfy wun.
Cayrful nawt tu trip awn awl teh obber viktims in heer, k?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
*Skwee, skweee, skweeee, klunk. Skwee, skwee, skwee, klunk.*
Deh CCC seemz tew b needing sum wheel maintnens.
Hokay!! Lessee. lotsa goeeyz awl over!!!
Skraype up deh braynz and putz dem in a bowl. rinseee rinseee.
.
*Putz deh braynez bak in deh hed. Putz deh lubble 50z bavving cap on.
.
This b a prittee yellow cap wif liddle pink flowrz on it. It will holding thingz bak togezzer just fine. Now I tukz u up in a pinkee floofee blankee. Heerz a kup uv hot chokklit adn a chokklit possum.
Shmooo
*goez intu teh mayntinens klozit negst tu teh rekubbery ward*
*rummij-rummij-rummij*
*fynds noo set ob weelz adn assoarted tuulz*
*tayks awf teh weelz frum teh CCC*
*puts awn noo weelz, oylz dem, tests dat dey wurks gud*
*returns teh CCC tu teh reddy ruum*
*restokks it wiff rinsing solushun, dukky-tayp, CHRGz, etsetera*
*puts away teh tuulz, kloazes teh klozit*
Deyr u go … bettur den noo!
Oh fankeez… I don’t no wich wuz wers, deh skweeee oar deh clunk.
Muuussstttt fight it!!!! Fly away 5 eagles fly away…………..!
Pinkee pinkee toepads!
*caper caper*
*pranse pranse*
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
SPLORT!
Whew! Gud fing ai fixifyed adn restokkifyed teh CCC!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy abercatz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds Ambercat tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Deyrz no moar chayrz by teh windo, oar ebben in teh ward.
Hmm, ai sets wun up owt heer in teh hallway.
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles.
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Angelplume – I kanz pull down teh sydes ob de canape ober teh piknik blankee an u kan putz peeps dere tu recubber. I haz awlso putz a baskeet of CCC spare stuffs teherr fore jus-in-caes.
Fankeez, wolfkit. Dis be a beri danjuruss lol!!
*helps splort biktims tu teh piknik areya*
Cayrful, nao…doan be steppin awn eech obber…datz gud.
Luuk at awl teh wundermus fings we has tu distraktify u!
Fankees fankees fankees for teh triple splort repair!! Hoomin and doggie are restifying in comfeeness wif chokolat possums and yummy biscuits.
We has a dumb kwestchun (lolcat is a sekund langwaj for us) — what is CHRG(wdoi)? We fanks u in advans for teh edjimacashuns.
Is a “Chicken Headed Rubber Glove (with designs on it)” ahfinkso.
Ub coarse, Ah mite be miss takkin on dat wun.
Beri kloase. Chikkin-hedd, nawt chikkin-hedded.
The glub duzznt has a hedd.
But ur hedd luuks lyke a chikkin wen u puts it awn (teh fingurz stikk up)
Nao Ah has a stupie!
Fanks fur da clarry– clairuhfi– um, fur makin dat moer clearer.
Hab u seed teh Wallace and Grommit moobie “The Wrong Trousers”? The pingwin in dat yoosis a rubbur glubb awn hims hedd 2 lukk liek a chikkin.
Mai hubbycat loaded dat moobie awnta mai ipoddle fer tew watch wail I eggsursize.
Ah LURVS dis moobie! Expeshullee da pinkwin!
Is liek hims wares da glub an noebuddy can recugnise hims. >:)
has you seen teh Cheez Town Cryer’s page abowt dis?
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/acronymz/ (plz to be remooving teh spaces)
I espeshully laiked teh linkee for teh NPT in lite uv teh tr0ll specimin abuv.
Nawt dat it iz nawt okees to be asking teh kwestchuns. Teh cheez peeps being so nice to answer dem! But ifn you hav teh free taim or a kwestchun dat cannot wayt, is good to read, aifinkso.
*Luks at teh mess above an putz a canape tent ober de piknik blankee tu proteckt eberywun from teh kitteh. Drags in a beeg basketzes of refils for CCC. Putz owt moer noms to maek peeps not luk at kitteh butt concerntrate on fuds.*
Anti-kitteh attracktions fuds heer.
Angel caek wiv reelly angels danse danse danse arouwnd it.
Beautifimous stax ob sugareded violets fore nibbling on
Candee caens big enuff to danse wiv
D…
Delishuss cuppiecaeks uv awl sordid kyndz
Ellyfant-eer danish
Full playtz uv chonklit chippee kookkees
Grayt heepz uv poppycorms drizzloled wig chonklit
H …
Delicately sculpshured cheezes
Enchanting shapes of the crackers
Fayrie bred wif REEL fayries
G…
Ginormus kukkeez
Hyooj kayks
Inkredibly big donuts
J…
Jelli kastle wiv a moat ov choklit sauce
Kanga cookies beeg enuf tu fills a pouch
Lamingingingtons pile elebenty deep
M …
Jellee donuts
Kaykes, fudjee kynd
Lemming poppee seed bred
Moose, chonkilt rapsberee
N…
Nom, nom nomnomnomn….. *lukz around giltilee* *runnz away*
Yu showld knot be thinning gilt thoughtz maicween. Fuds iz fore nomming aftre awl an yu deserbes tweets!
“Fayrie bred wif REEL fayries” ROFL!!!
poooor fayries!
Handel meh wif cawshun – ei containz lethal levvuls of teh kyute!
Tahts teh unnerstatesmentz ov teh dai!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Stephano an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, choowy spicy carrit caeks, iskreme,sparkly party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle windup raysing callypidders (aka caterpigglies), kandee, an colur-it-yorself flutterby stikkers wif elebenty-seven byootiful culurd crayns wif bilded-in sharperner! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oohfangyu, burfday fairy! Whut lublollee fings yu alwaes bryng foar uss tu sillybrayt burfdaze! Adn a Happee Burfday tu Stephano adn ebreewun ellz hoo hazza burfday tudae!
Ai spoze ai kud hazza smawl peas uv karewot caek, adn ay’d laik wun uv teh rayseng caddypiddlers, pweese *nomzoomnomzoomnomzoom*
Ultra-kyoot! And onlee HALF poysun! *titens CHRG* And lukkit that liddlol orinj spawt on teh forhed! *gigglol* OH TEH TAYL, TEH TAYL, TEH ITZEE BITZEE TAYL!!!! *runs owt of teh room wif a kwikniss for sayftee’z sayk*
Snorgle kitteh
Awww, kewt bebeh…
(Tightens CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Verreh kyoot kitteh, and look – onlee half poyzun!
Ack! I postified befoar and WP eeted it! And then it horkt it bak up . . . Sittin here in teh department of redundancy department, lukkin silleh wunz agin, fankees to WP . . .
{{{gremlin}}} Noes, u meanz taht tu happens, we noes taht. Besides, dis berry danjerous lol, enuff tu confus anyoens. *nods sagely*
ai purrfurs parsley tu sage – cuud u nod parsley-ly? plzkthx!
ooohhhh likkl tini sparkle mi kitteh ( now a big grily ) jus lik her sooo kwet
Just the thousand?
well, mebbee a thousand and 2.
runzinwifakwikness to yoink teh kitteh…. seize teh kitteh IRL and SPLORT!! ! ARGHHHhhhhh I iz ded!
*dragz in teh CCC.
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee awl deh braynez inna pile.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee dem up.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee intu deh braynial cabity,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp.
*Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder?
Tuk u up in dis floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
fang Q yur Cweenship ~
poo in teh shoo? oh noez, nawt dis preshuss anjel…
poo in teh shoo
barf in teh scarf
hairz ebrey wairz
Did you peeps check out failblog new fail. Nice song.
Nooooo, git it awaee!!
Aaaargh, teh imach!!…
Aaaaaawwww kyoot!
Kyoot kyoot TOO KYOOT SPLOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Tankeoo webi mudge, mah tinked dat ai wuz dunz fer fo shuars ther! U has saved meh frum teh cold braynz-on-da-floorz. Haw can ai evur repaee u? *licky licky teh hawt chokkolit* Dey shud be moar caerfulz wit teh kyoots inheer!
Kwik! Someone call the CCC!
OOOOOO! This is by far the cutest kitten ive ever seen! Hm. *walks far off into the distance* *Gigantic boom* *little bits of brain fall down miles around*
OH NO!!! Emergency lebel lebenty!!!!
ohNOES! Dis is serius. Dis calls for teh CCC segway unit!
*9 littlol hound goggies in gogglols zoom in on 9 littlol segways*
Take dese bukkits and scower teh area for teh brayn peeces! Search grid of 10 miles! We must find all ob Grantski’s braynes!
*teh nine goggies taek teh bukkits and use der strong littlol noses to finds all ob teh brayn pieces*
*KaiEm rinsses dem as dey come in, keeps dem cool in a frigerater so dey donut go bad wile she iz wayting for all ob teh peeces*
*rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse*
*phew!*
*teh last ob teh goggies comes bak wif teh bukkits full ob braynes*
*rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse*
Ok, goggies, is dat all? Iz you sure? Den halp me put all teh braynes in teh hed, kwikly!
*KaiEm adn teh goggies pak pak pak pak pak teh braynes in*
Hey! Keep ur furs owt ob der!
*goggies pick teh fur owt of teh braynes*
Now teh tayp!
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap *
enuff, goggies!
*snips eye holes*
u in der, Grantski? did teh CCC hound goggies get all teh peeces?
*hands Grantski a chokklit possum, raps him in a foofy blankee*
*goggie steels teh chokklit possum*
Bad goggies! Shoo!
*runs off to play wif teh goggies*
butt(!) dis wuz en awl-tyrm reskue!
ur…’tyem’
Kthxaisletritutipebedda
*looks around* Oh my. My body went with my brains this time. Its worth it though, for this adorable little guy!
Holey Moley!!!
*Dialz nine lebentyy*
Hang on Grantski!!!!!
Halp iz kumming!!!
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
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sweeping up deh braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
Skupify up awl deh gathered up bitz uv braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
Gatherz up awl deh body bits frum heer and dere.
Putz em awl tugezzer likd a jigsaw puzzlol.
Gitz owt gurl skowt sewing kit.
*stitchy, stitchy awl bak tugezzer*
OK. heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Picks up Grantski….
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk,
.
Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
.
OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee
*Lolspeak off* Ow, ow, ow, you guys are making my stomach hurt, my face hurt, and my eyes water from laughing so hard!!!!!
*Lolspeek awn* Mai kittehs r stayring at mii laik tehy iz saeing WHUT???
*clings to goglols*
Widdle pinkeh nose!
*SPLORT!*
The goglols….they did noffing…
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh viktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened
*adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Viktim is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Tank u, mai cween!
*Splorrrtt*!!!
Awww, that cute forgivez ewryfing, eben teh 3am “I needz cheezburgr” wake up meows!
Oh deer, it juss nebber ends, duz it?
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy Henrikz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds Henrik tu teh piknik areya*
We has no ruum left in teh splort rekubbery ward.
Heer, sit on dis kumfy lawn chayr. Cayrful ob awl teh obber peeps.
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Oh mai — what els did dis kitteh-pie do?
Teh poo in teh shoo
beats teh barf in teh scarf
Teh barf in teh scarf
beats teh hairs ebberwheres
Teh hairs ebberwheres
beats teh tears in teh chairs
Teh tears in teh chairs…
baby kitteh here is almost apocalyptically cute…under the right condition, she could cause a chain reaction of splorting that would just wipe out civilization as we know it…
hmmm…now i know what i want to do for the weekend
I think The Crapture is planning to take over the world.
Muuuhaaahahhha!
Ebil planz: i has tehm
awww this one can has cheezburger
Teh markingz….dey is so byooteeful! I nebber seen a tabbykitteh half orange n half gray! Tis most striking!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Yep that is it!
very cute
Yep…that would be the face. Also it redefines the expression “a handful of cute”.
OHHHH KAY we haz tew create a “SPLORTBOARD”! Nawt just puny “VOTES”, let alone pathetik ‘FAVES”…. Nao, HOW MANY CCC RESKUEZ diddit accrue!!!!
*heeheeheegiggle* yet anuvver bar tew be raised in teh ongoing LOLympicz!
That Cat is really cute
Teh Kitteh needz 2 b re-inflated.
Sorry guys, I don’t know how to do lolspeak. But, that pic is so cute and adorable it brought tears in my old eyes! Precious!!!
lol so cute i luv dis is so kewl i already forgot the poo in my shoe cuz itz soooooo cute
A lovin’ spoonful.
its the little foot up by the chin that helps too!
doez ittle pinky-inky toepads!!!
you guys should put splort warnings on these pics IN your first post….
oh, and… -late splort-
The same photo/caption applies for my 19-year-old kittah….
awww that is so precious