I *feel* da sneez ~ but it NEVEH coms!
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i goanna splode
OK, but do it kwyutlee!
* PB Imploadz !!
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Tahtz bettar !!
Gessundfthpt, er, Gizzundht, er, Gizzoonddhyte! (Ich kenne LOL auf Deutsch?? = Eech kinneh LOL aowf Doytsch??)
Mai appyloggeez tu inny German frenz – aber seine Kaetzen sind sehr lustig – gud mornung cheezpeeps!
Ai think we hav a purrfekt brayde heer.
PoissinBoi wif teh Gold Meddle
Carosue wins teh Sibbur
an
Annpuss iz awarded teh Bronz!!
*drag drag drag drag teh tayblol in frum teh preveeus LOL*
We still hav plentee heer fur a grate partee!
*drag drag drag teh tayblol ober
An KittehLuva just browt teh whine!!
Nao we hav ebreething!
I brung smoer faery breads [sowwy, got teh hungrees]
*faw tehm taht knot no, faery bread is slice of bread, butteereded wiv lotz ob hundreds an thousans on top. Hunerds an tousands iz teeny tiny lidde coloures balls ob sugar*
* halps wib teh dragon *
Thx, JCH4K !! * Oooooo !! Luuk at awl taht fuuuuud !!
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Halp! A dragon! *dyols 000 an arsks fore fyrmen tu coming* *wunderz if mebbeh a knite wuld be moar yoosful*
Congrats PB, Carosue an Anni! Ai waz sew bizzee reedin teh larst lol cawments ai didnt sea teh nyoo wun, witch ai expekted tu be an hower layder.
Ohai OCM !! Awn weke enz tehy am wun our laita !!
OOH! A dwaggin! Izzit a bebbeh dwaggin??!! … I wyl lurv himz adn hugz himz, adn kawl himz Norbert!
*peeks in frum VVWTTI wiffa bowl of cadburee minieggs and a larje playte of lemming shortbredds*
I lieks hololololydays abroad – but I’m being forced back home tuday…
see ya awl tumorrow! when RL takes over again…
LOL ~ fanks, dat wuz funneh
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until it duz!
Ooh! Ai hayt it wen dat happinz!
Oar dussen happin!
adn tehn sumtiemz, teh sneazis juss woan stawp !
A Choo !! A Choo !! A Choo !! A A A a a . . . CHOOOO !!!!
Skweeze mi !!
PB = Puffin Billee? *skweezes PB frawm a distins* Blessu!
Thx OCM !! * Aim nawt az awld az Puffing Billy tanku berri mush !!! *
Coo! Mikst gayj trakk!
Mmm hmmm…. Is ver eggcytin to ride. I went wiv Mai nieces and nevew. I fink I lol’d more than dem
parfin billi iz teh win!!!
Den dere iz teh sneeze dat desides at teh last minit dat it wants tew stay inside. Ah…Aaah…Aaaaaah…*gink*
Maybe yuz lergic to cats???
Onlee to wun kynd: Schmeezers.
iffn so ai wud gladleh sneez awl dai lawng…
Sneezy kitteh luks liek hii iz sayin, “Eh, wuts up Doc?”
oar hi drawpt himz
carrotceegarr !!‘Smoakin!’
LOL
Congratsbe to PB, anni and carosue on yr freeway Ty!!! We should celeb beret wif cowslip wine!!!
*sets table wiv best flagons*
Thx KittehLuva !!
Btw, ai donut fink wi hab mett bifoar ?? Offurs blak floofy paw tu shaik !!
*Shakes floofy paw excitedly* fanx!! We’s talked a few Lols ago (fink chawklit bilbys). But i’s noo, so like to shake floofy paws!!
(i’se alsew a fell-o Mel-bur-nyan!!)
* Shaiks pawz wib sicrit Melburn hanshaik !! (Akshuly, juss liek enni ubber hanshaik
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Yu nawt mi nayburr, ar yu ??
* Goze owtsied tu sii if lite iz awn !! Oops, aim in mi PJz !!
Btw, yu du mene Melburn, OZ ?? Nawt wun ob the menny Melburnz in YooEssEh ?? Yu hab a profyle sez yu in Michigan, oar iz ai teh rawng ?? Sawree tu arks, butt(!) ai iz eezily corn fyuzed .. !!
Prolly teh profyle ai sea iz a awld wun… nd yu hab nawt redjistird !!
* Blinkz a fyu tiemz !! *
Hey poussinboi there is a lot of you peeps from Australia. How long does it take to cross your country? Do you have paved roads?.Street lights?.
A caoncil wurka leebz hoam az teh sun drawps in teh wessd tu lite teh gazlight streetliets !! Bai teh taim he liets teh larsd wun, it bi dorn !!
Wi hoapin tu hab aor nawt-sekkund ashphalt rode bai neks yeer oar pawsibly teh wun aftar taht !! Ai taik a orss tu wurk nd kepe him bi mi deks !!
Wi hab wiend up innernet tuu !! Yuushally yuus chillren foar taht tarks !!
Gladd yu axed, 5 Eaglolz !!
Duz u hab steem raydeeoh?
Mi raidee oh haz a condensor !! * nodz *
( adn itz a sho ob 78 rechordz awn cor muun itty raydeo )
Yezz is confoosin me too!! Iz not registirred so mebbe it’s a diffrun profile.. Deffnitly Melbyn, oz
*pats PB on hed*. Is very late…
* Scratchis hed !! Woopz, taht wuznut mai hed !!
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ht tp://cheezburger.com/Profile.aspx?username=KittehLuva
Cloas up teh gap ..
Oops. Is assidently stoles sumwuns I denty tea!!! Oh noes! Sept she is Kittehluva, whereas I’m KittehLuva… Subtlol I noes
ah well, will fink aboot new name tomorrow… I’se goin ta bed naow. Nite nite!
Nity Nity !!
* starez wiv shock at man in PJs across teh road*.
Mebbe we *iz* naypurrs!!! (ebberybody needs good naypurrs – subtlol melburn joke.. )
Nesting fail!!! Meant to be up dere!!
Straijnly, ai fink ai hab wotshed Naybours wun tiem onli !! Iz berri pobular wib teh skule-aig gurlz nd in TTI, aifink !!
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( iz moasly a habbi tee-bee sho
Mai S-i-L iz addiktid 2 Nayburrz – Ai can’t see teh attrakshun tho!
Mi nayburr !!
BTW, yu herd frum Nenne oar MMM laitly, Anni ??
Nenne iz in TTI doin teh myooaeeumz an haz noe innerchoobs. Nawt shore ‘bowt mmm.
Ai fort Nenne wuz onli goen foar teh weke end !! Shi prolly stil wurkin froo teh muze ee-umz !! * nods *
MMM cud bi awn a sicrit Untied Nayshunz mishon fur wirld peas, agenn !!
* Shh! Ai shud nawt tork bowt it !! *
Aim shur awl ov teh thouzands ov peepl hoo reed this will nebber EBBER tell enewun!
Yoo meen yu peeplol are REEL ??
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* Ai fort it wuz teh ‘pyuter rittign bak tu mi *
Yur naybor iz an attrakshun???
Nayburrz iz an awstralyun TB sope opra dat’s showed in TTI.
Hmmph !! Carndt yu unnerstan mai aks ent bai nao ??
Otay, ” Mee Neever” !! * Grumblol, mumblol, …. chucklol *
Cowslip wine? do you make your own?
No, but i’z like teh sound avit. Not sure we growz cowslip in a-straya … You???
Dey gro wyld in TTI, but aer purrtektid so u can’t pikk teh flourz unless u own teh land dey gro awn. Teh whine iz an akkwired tayst – bit 2 sentid fur me.
Oooh, I haz a jelus! It seems to me dat all the cool peasantz in regencee novelz make cowslip wine…
*plots way to akwire land covered in cowslip*
Dat’s prollee wye dey aer purrtektid naow! Awlmoat pikkt 2 eggstinkshun!
Maybee yoo cud plant yur own?? Ar there cowslip seedz availlolble?
Dey aer sowld bai sum speshulist seedzmans – iffn u can haz primulas oar primroziz u can prollee gro cowslips.
Cows can groe tehyr oan lips….
ithur dat oar dey is prohn tu falls.
Wai you want da whine from da cows lips?? EWwwwww!
An wen it doz I will scare mysellf, I no I will.
* Boops Wolfkit nd runz awai larfin !! *
Tork tu yu negz tiem, wolfkit !!
Ohai PB. Now I be scered not by sneeze butt by u. Silli me.
Oh noes! Mah schneezer is borkt!
Irony: I just sneexzed, ben sneezing on n off foar atleastes three days. SeasonalWeather change: let mii showz u it!
>^;^<
Strypee Kitteh willz
getz himz wish andz sneez sikkz oarz
sebben tymez in a row!
Strypee Kitteh willz
wundurr wutz happenneengz, but
himz willz feelz bettah!!
Strypee Kitteh willz
denz cawntinyoo stawlkeengz t3h
Purr~fekkt Cheezburgr!!!
Jack.
Nyce !!
WOOt, jack.
*heddesk* guess I forgot to press update.
>^;^<
*knock* knock*
Huuz dare ??
Hutch!
sumwun has to doo it.
Hutch HOO????
Prawblem solved!
Bah less yuu !! *
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*hands a tissoo to JCH4K* Geshu, Geesu, … bless u
my kittah does that all the time, she has hair in her teef or somethin
*wipes tee off moniter*
Nebber open a gnu lol wifowt swallowing nawt-sekkund!
*handz DK a shamwow*
Momcat sedd ai knead tu karree a hankur … hinkur … sneezeykatcher thingee … prollum izz, ao gotz noe pokkits!!
Dats waht bags waz inwented fore.
Jus wyp it awn ur sleev.
wai ai diddin finkso uv taht?!?!
Glazed donut N-E-wun?
EEEEEWWWW!
Yu needz tu hab a sleebe though
Oh noes…it allergy seeson! *Achoo*
Blebb yu *hans over gigantus hankersniff*
Thx! *wind piks up and hankersniff acts as parashoot* HALP!!!
Dials 000 adn sendsd for fyre brigand
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teh spacing gets eeted by wurdpress… i know tehr iz sekrit trikk to getting teh spacing to stay just rite, but i not knowz wut it iz cawz iz a sekrit…
If you put <code> at the beginning of each line
and </code> at the end of each line,
then it will monospace everything.
Another tip: If you replace all the spaces with it won’t eat the eggstraw wuns and scrunch up everything.
Thanx! It b big helps!
It needs to say: Exactly, what am I looking at (again)?
look at bright light helps most people might work on kittehs