Bert finally realised he wasn’t the sleek young feline he used to be
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Bert finally realised he wasn’t the sleek young feline he used to be
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Conga ratz, Anni. An wiv taht ai wil sai nitey nite.
G’nite OM! an Thx fur teh congrats!
Conga ratz, annipuss! Yew liek sum noms? How bout fudj an cawfee? Heer is sortment!
Sownds gud! Thx!
Wooot!!! Yay fur deh nawt-sekkund, Anni adn Nightshayde!!!
In ur onnner I duz dis dans!
Ring-arownd deh rozy *danses rownd tu deh left*
Pokkitz fulla pozyz *danses rownd tu deh right*
Ashez, ashez, *spinz adn twurlz*
Awl fawl down!! *fawlllz down – splat*
Duz u nead enny halp mai cween? U doan’t lukk berry cumfee doun dere!
*tryz tu untanglol limz*
Ifinso I b ok…… u mite wanna kawl deh fiermenz, just in case.
Awlwaiz a gud eyedeer!
Oops – I send dem off to gets help in lazt lol. Shal ringz 000 adn ashk tehm to coem adn c yu nexzt
*liftz hed weekly*
Fankz.
*chekz make up*
*refreshez lipstick*
*haz thought – did’n hurt tu much*
Yu did wntz Fyre Brigand yes?
ai wil taik a pair-o-mediks, if u haz anee tew spair
I piks sum qute wons jus fur yu.
Yooz nawt fat – yooz floofee!
he’s big boned.
Needz a *crash* diyet!
Conga ratz, Nightshayde. Goodnite nao.
Mor fud will let him forgets his wurry.
Fankies — nite nite, OM!
Him’s jus bigger den lyfe!
Bigger tahn teh poll ennywais.
Nun uv uz am.
Iz troo, kween, butt(!) we iz wizer! (Rite?!?)
Aint taht teh troof?!
Hai an gnite cweenmj. Jus bizzited tearoom wiv a cawmnt. Gowin tu bed nao.
I saw it. {{{OzcatMum}}}
ai ment tew dew dat.
Cannawt….get up….jus leave meh sum food….and a squeeky toy….
An sum treets, an a floofy blankit, an stan by in caes ai needz hed skrtichez, an. . .
Anchovie tweetz
Bawl fore batting
Cheez fur nomming
D…
Goggie fore torturing…
Toaster cuz i liek my toast…
Maybee sum butter fore teh toast…
Doggies (uhmm “goggies) tu teese wen dey comes-
Elolphent candees tu keap mi stregnths up!
Floofly tois tu cuddlol wif adn schmooze
G…
hay, TTC – GMTA abowt teezin teh goggiez!! YAY foar uss!
yesh, kittehs lubs tu teese teh goggies -it’s dere jawb.
Donutz – duzzins uv tehm, wif sprinklolz
Ebbreefing nommilishus
FUD! – Gushi purr furreded
Goggie tu teeze
H …
Happycat to motivate meh…
Iguana to laff at…
Jokes to also laugh at…
K …
Kitteh nip fur rolrolrollin in
Lawndree baskit (cleen) fur napping
Menny, menny eer skritches
N…
Nipp…da gud organik kine
Opin tens ob gushifuds
Plushee toi tu rassel
Q….
Quirky kittehs to keep meh company…
Really floofy blankets…
Super floofy pillow…
T…
Tu uv ebbreefing
Unyunz — tu bat arownd. wut? u fot I wud eeting dem??
Voucherz fur moar nomz
W…..
Warm ducks inna floor fur lying on
Xtra noms fore wen I is peckish
You can scritch my ears now
Zeba toy for kilting.
@!&% -because you stepped on mai paw, hoomin….
Oh nose. Kissings it betterer
Wolvereens to snuglol (ewww!)
YNGS!!!!!!
Zeebra- stuft ones to cudlol!
styll cyoot tho.
ifinso dat by daffynishun, awl kittehz am kewt! dis wunz fluffy bib iz abowt tu dew mii in! *titanz CHRG*
Yup!! Miss Mannerz sez “Awl bridez an babbehz ar bai daffy nishun teh byootiful.” An ov corse, she ment to add “kittehs,” ai am shur.
I finso it b imp lied.
Errrrrm. . .but – tath’s teh POYNT!
if tehy ar byootiful bai daffynishun, tehn no wun haz to lie if tehy dont think so.
Nawt eben teh imp!
Teh moar tehre izz, teh moar tehre izz tu lurv!
Notorus C.A.T., moar fud, moar problems.
aiz holdin daun dis waskally toi!
Mai kitteh Bubba – 3 1/2 feat long, about 17 powndz – didz sumfing liek dis. Himz hookd hiz claw in teh scratcher an sumhow gotz hiz hind foot cot unner teh darn fing at teh saem tiem.
He wuz reely stuk – cuddunt moov hiz frunt paw or hiz bak foot – an hadz a look awn hiz faece liek “Dis fing iz tryin to EET ME!” “Meaaaaaawowow!” Ei helpd him frea hiz hind foot, and himz wuz abel tu get looese frum dere.
Himz nebber uzed dat scratcher agin.
Poor Bubba!! iz so sad wen deh kitteh b trapped bai himz own toy!!!
Fortoonatley Bubba wuz, an iz, purr-fectly OK – himz wuz purty rebarrussed abowt dat scratcher tho.
Himz 17 powndz uv floofeh Ebil, an himz just teh best.
ohh, ai feelzu Bert, ai feelz u–just got back frum Dr. Tinycat. ai haz a hyooj sad–never have wayed mor, a1c notsogud, kidleys gettin lazy. Alas, Ai has da BIG ishoes. an nobuddy to blayme butt(!) moi! adn moi’s butt(!).
Melia – *extends floofy paw ob de frenship* meny ob us feals teh same wai. Ai haz teh badd bakc adn had dublol sur-jury on bof of teh kneesies last year. I waz shockified when gotz on teh scalol at teh dr. tinycat receentlie. Trieieng tu eets mush lesh! {{beams to you}}
{{{melia}}}
Ai haz teh butt(!) ishoes too! Wee needz tew go fur a walk to exerciez. Reddy?
*Taeks melia’s floofy paw fur walk.*
*Goez back fur boots an skarvs – iz coeld owt!*
Okai, iz reddy now!
we iz all lukkee dat cheezland nummyfuds iz virtooal…um virr…dey is not reel. we can nomnomnom all we likez here wif no kalorees.
He looks lyk Owlkat onna purch.
O_O So he dose
Owl bii darned! Hii duz!
Poor fishy. Yew can’t eben sea him unner awl dat floof!
I ar tiny kitn
an an affweet tu…..
aifink dis ar wut Bert seas wen hims luks inna meerur…
***splort warnin!!!! pleez tu chex CHRG an purtektib geer befro klikin linkee***
babeh bertee
Skweeee!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
mebbe a hair cut wud stream line u. quickie fix, more better than diet
Dese skrachin poasts…tehy jus doan maik dem lyke dey uzed tew. Wai, in mai dai a hurd uv lolaphants cud clime wun uv dese an it wuddnt eben rock. An teh carpits….teh carpits wer sew mush softur. Teh noms wur bedder tehn tew, sew crunchee an taistee. An teh sunshyne wuz warmur …u jus doan git sunshyne lyke taht aneemoar…..
I not tuch it. Ghostses did it
Ghostses?! EEP! *hydes unner blankit*
… adn teh moozik wuz moozik, adn teh katnipmowsies wur nippeeyur, adn teh boifrenndcats oapunned teh kittehdoarz foar yu, adn teh sammin adn toona kaim inz biggur kans … aaaahhh, teh gudowld daze …
*sighses*
Eben nostaljya izn’t wat it woz!
*snick*
This looks exactly like my cat!
aww…poor bert….