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If you open the tuna, I’ll tell you what you did last night after that fifth tequila… …and why you’re lying on the kitchen floor with no pants on.

and i no tell ASPCA wut you did

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  1. tidmum says:

    One tekeela twoo tekeela free teekla FLOOR!!!!

    • Angela says:

      At least someone on here still speaks lolcat! Apparently the person that made this however has not yet heard of the language.

    • W00t! W00t!! W00t!!!I :D

      Ai see Q haz awlreddee put aut teh basiks. ;) We hav cawfee, tee an pastries.

      BUTT – we need sumthing bigger to silly brate tidmums’ NAWT SEKOND and maeking teh FRUNT PAGE wif Mortimer awn yesterdaiz’z'z 3:00 LOL!

      Purrhaps a COME AZ YOO AR partee wud be gud.
      Assyooming enewun coms today! Indeed – lukkit teh taim! Wehre IS ebrebuddee????
      We can haz a partee eneway! ;)
      Fur enewun hoo hazn’t bin to wun – itz eezee. Just say waht yoo ar waring RITE NAO ;) – and bring sumthing yummee fur fur teh buffet! Just put ebreething ober awn teh taybul wif cawfee an pastreiz.

      Ai’ll start! ;) Aim waring blak pants, a purplol sueded long sleeved shurt an mai slippers.

      An ai’m bringing a cheezee quiche wif bakon.

      • congrats, tidmum, awn teh frunt payj and awn teh solo nawtsekkund!

        Iz wearing grey trousers, lite pink polo nek an blu woolen jumper wiff purty blak and silver patturn awn it. An multicullered woolen soks.
        Iz bringin Earl Grey Tea an dark mint chocklit.

        • upfi says:

          Ai wears … *luks daon* dark bloo trousers and a grey sweaty shurt wif some glitteree bits awn. Ai brings vanilla-flavored cawfee and home-made choc chip cookees (teh recipee be frum KitKatsMom, a gud cheezfrend).

      • Q. says:

        mmmm… I is wearing black jeans and a dark green cashmere sweater. And soon will have on black Doc Marten’s, black jacket, black mittens, and a bright blue Laplander’s hat to walk to the bus stop so I can go to work.

      • Mitsubachicats says:
        February 25, 2010 at 4:14 am

        Come az I iz–well.
        I’m wearing a pink cheetah printed smock with the loonytunes b&w female kitty on it over a long yellow nite shirt thingy n pink pants.
        I guess I’ll bring some hot choklit w/ sordid flavors to b added as desired.
        Ohai Q. How iz u today? My time is approximately 615 am.
        >^;^<

      • annipuss says:

        Ai haz juss got hoem frum teh shops. Ai’m awl in bloo 2dai – trowzerz an jumper. Ai bring sum walnuts an fresh salad vejitablols 2 teh feest.

      • tidmum says:

        Fankies ebbreewun!!! :D
        I hadda :shock: …tehr wuz no commintsis an it wuz like *crikkits chirpin* awn cheezland was not heer!!
        Mah nawt sekkund nawt sekkund in a berry lawng thyme :D
        *curtsees*

      • KittyRoo says:

        Ize still in my bloo nightshirt and pinkiepinkie baffrobe -iz snewing and iz “werking” frum hoam.

        Ai have a tray of punkin pancakes and sordid syrups.

      • wolfkit says:

        Koncatalations Tidmum

        I is wearing black cotton trackie dacks an a labendar tank top.

        I kan bwing faery bwead?

      • KittehlessJon says:

        Lessee – I’m wearing blue jeans, a burgundy T-shirt under a burgundy sweatshirt, and white quarter-top socks. I keep the house cool here, so I’m most always in a sweatshirt or jacket in the winter.

        I am bringing loaves of homemade bread – French, Italian and country, in white and whole wheat. And real butter….

    • OzcatMum says:

      Conga ratz, Tidmum! 3:08pm? Eberywun waz missing!
      Ai haz a dawnkee-gray shoawt skert an a bloo-wiv-flourz singlit tawp. No shoos. Stil berry berry berry hawt heer. Went tu teh beech.
      Ai wil bring sum iced worter melolon tu shair. Teh partee mai be ober bai tihs taim butt(!) ai wil shair ennywai.

  2. Mitsubachicats says:

    Kunkatuuuulatins on the nawt second!
    >^;^<

  3. Q. says:

    All alone up there, Tidmum! Congratz on sewlow topness!
    *Looks around in puzzlement*
    Where is ebreebuddee? I’m readdy for sips and noms
    *Sets tablol wiv coffee, tee, and pastries*
    Cheeze!

  4. brainfire says:

    awl ur frendz put teh pikchurs on teh fasebuk.

  5. LadyD says:

    Or rather, if you open the tuna I will *not* tell anyone else what you did.

  6. keshet says:

    on sekkond fawt, maybi yu reelly nawt wanna noh.

  7. Mitsubachicats says:

    Does u have any hot chok wid english toffee cappucino in it? N creem cheese pastries? I forgot proper name for it.
    (I don’t have pastries very often in RL). I don’t know where everyone else is: prolly sleeping/gettin ready to sleep. I should still b sleeping butt(!) RL woke me up. Oh well.
    >^;^<

  8. Uwe says:

    What kind of cat is that?

  9. Mitsubachicats says:

    Come az I iz–well.
    I’m wearing a pink cheetah printed smock with the loonytunes b&w female kitty on it over a long yellow nite shirt thingy n pink pants.
    I guess I’ll bring some hot choklit w/ sordid flavors to b added as desired.
    Ohai Q. How iz u today? My time is approximately 615 am.
    >^;^<

    • Hai Mitsubachicats! ai put yur partee commint up wif teh uthers so ebree wun will noe about teh hawt choklit.

      An ai’m having sum ov that hawt choklit rit nao – wif sum cinnanomnom innit!

      *sip sip sip sip* Hmmmmm -just rite! Itz REELEE REELLEE cold heer in Michigan this moarning!

      • annipuss says:

        We aer habbin a heet wabe! 2dai we haz 10C (48F) maeks a lubblee chatnj affer weeks uv neer or biloe freezin!

        • Ooooo!! We cud go to teh beech! ;)

          AND we ar getting moar sno today an thru teh weak end!

          Ai luv teh sno an aeiz an cold – but ai am reelee reddi fur spring to com!

          • :) GMTA, Janet… Its berry nice to c u, hasunt tawked to u in kwite a whilol. {{{Janet}}}

            • Nice to see yoo too! IRL AND teh lolympix ar getting in mai way! ;)

              Ai LUV teh winter lolimpix! BUT – ai haet teh NBC coverage tath we get heer. Ai laik teh coverage tath we used to hav in jermanee much bedder. Wehn tehy showed AWL teh skayter – nawt just a sealektid few am tehn teh final too groops!

              TAHT maeks me whine VERREE loudlee indeed! ;)

              • Skayting u sais? Sownds nice. Shud wotch more, I guess. Iz nawt reely fololowing teh lolympix, Iz nawt home enuff. Keep gitting stuk in office. Shud b riting mah stuff up, can nawt git mahself to do it. So I stays layt to git at leest sum stuff done. Self-dependent wurk has its drawbaks…
                Layt-winter sumthymes gits me. It dus agin this yeer.

        • Heet wabe? DO want! Iz sooo tyred awf bein cowld awl teh thyme, awl day, foar weeks and weeks and weeks. *sigh* Well, it has stopped snoeing. Nao it b raynin for a chaynj. Grate. Nao we has slippery watur awn leftobur sno awl obur teh payvmints. And greygreygrey sadness owt there. *hcr has a big tyred awf it*

          Sorree foar teh whine. Jest berry much owt awf enurgy, I is it. Wants to sleep 24/7 and wayk up in spring.

  10. Grantski says:

    And after the tuna, plz open your bank account, along with some salmon. Kitteh needs use of them.

  11. Mitsubachicats says:

    Thanks jch4k! Ur around GR rite? I used to live outside of Byron Center 12 yrs ago. GR has reely grown since I moved, I hear.
    N I forgot to add I’m wearing long white cat hairs from my son’s fiance’s cat.
    >^;^<

    • luvscatsva says:

      Cats hairs mayk ebberything beddar- yesh yesh!

    • An ai am waring sum golden Barney an Fin hares, wif a tuch ov grey an blak frum Cinders an Fiona.

      No – ai’m frum St. Joe – WAAAAY daon south! ;) But ai get up there wunz in a wile. But Teenie (hoo iz nao moastly at Cheezfrenz) iz frum there, an there wuz sumwun noo nawt too lawng ago frum there.

      Tehy hav a reeelee gud G&S company – an ai trai awlwaiz to go an see teh purrductions. In teh Wealthy Theatre.

  12. Mitsubachicats says:

    *hcr that’s ok.
    Spring b here by the calendar in just over 3 wks. :smile:
    >^;^<

    • *luks berry sternly at clouds*
      U b gone in free weeks, awlrite? By teh berry laytist! Donut mayk me cum obur there…. *hcr tries her bestest thretening luk*

      btw MItsubachicats, ifn u use teh reply button,
      it b eesier to find ur ansers. We dusnt want u to b
      oburlukd!
  13. Mitsubachicats says:

    Sorry–using smart(duh)phone. Doesnot update the way computer does. Cannot always c comments in rite place or put tham there.
    *hangs head*
    >^;^<

    • Awwwww. . .do nawt hang yur hed. Teh impawtent thing iz tath yoo can be heer! An nao we noe!

      An if itz REELEE impawtnt fur wun ov yur commints to be in teh rite place, wun ov us can just moove it fur yoo! ;)

    • Oh sry, Mitsubachicats, I nawt wanting to criticise u! {{{Mitsubachicats}}} No offense, reely, and no reeson to hang hed! I had jest wantinged to halp u beein seen. *offurs MItsubachicats a nice fresh cup awf tea*

  14. Mitsubachicats says:

    Thanks! :smile: :smile:
    >^;^<

  15. Mitsubachicats says:

    I realizes u not critisizing me. Its ok.
    I couldn’t or didn’t know penelope’s name: thanks.
    Whuts in the faery bred? I’m sure it is licious.
    I reely need to get myself moving: things to do, places to go, people to c, brekfast to have(besides the pastel mints I’ve been nibbling on), meds to take, baffs(!) To take.
    Its been fun. I’ll chek in l8r.
    Thanks again for awl the lubs, hugs n such. :smile: :smile: :smile:
    CC blessings to awl.
    >^;^<

  16. poussinboi says:

    Nao ai kno in Cheezland itz stil Febrooberry twenny fithf !!

    Butt(!) in teh Land ob OZ, ITZ ANNIPUSS’s BURFDAY !!

    * coz itz teh 26st Feb heer awlreddi !! *

    Sew, juss tu bi teh nawt-sekkund wun tu sai it:

    ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ :wink: ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ :wink: ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ :wink: ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ :wink:
    :wink:

    ♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
    HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER ANNIPUSS ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫

    :wink:
    ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ :wink: ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ :wink: ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ :wink: ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ :wink:

    * Foar tuumorroe in yor tiem !! *

  17. Mitsubachicats says:

    Wolfkit(lub ur name) [long story, mite tell another tiem]
    Hunnerds n thousands of what on the bred n buttr??
    I like penelope too: I think she’s cyute.
    >^;^<

  18. Willkittei says:

    cyutie(: Hehahahe(:

  19. This is one of the cutest cat faces I have ever seen.


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