
If you open the tuna, I’ll tell you what you did last night after that fifth tequila… …and why you’re lying on the kitchen floor with no pants on.
and i no tell ASPCA wut you did
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One tekeela twoo tekeela free teekla FLOOR!!!!
At least someone on here still speaks lolcat! Apparently the person that made this however has not yet heard of the language.
i know of it, but i refuse to speak it, much less put it in the pictures.
(i didn’t make the picture btw)
W00t! W00t!! W00t!!!I
Ai see Q haz awlreddee put aut teh basiks.
We hav cawfee, tee an pastries.
BUTT – we need sumthing bigger to silly brate tidmums’ NAWT SEKOND and maeking teh FRUNT PAGE wif Mortimer awn yesterdaiz’z'z 3:00 LOL!
Purrhaps a COME AZ YOO AR partee wud be gud.
– and bring sumthing yummee fur fur teh buffet! Just put ebreething ober awn teh taybul wif cawfee an pastreiz.
Assyooming enewun coms today! Indeed – lukkit teh taim! Wehre IS ebrebuddee????
We can haz a partee eneway!
Fur enewun hoo hazn’t bin to wun – itz eezee. Just say waht yoo ar waring RITE NAO
Ai’ll start!
Aim waring blak pants, a purplol sueded long sleeved shurt an mai slippers.
An ai’m bringing a cheezee quiche wif bakon.
congrats, tidmum, awn teh frunt payj and awn teh solo nawtsekkund!
Iz wearing grey trousers, lite pink polo nek an blu woolen jumper wiff purty blak and silver patturn awn it. An multicullered woolen soks.
Iz bringin Earl Grey Tea an dark mint chocklit.
Ai wears … *luks daon* dark bloo trousers and a grey sweaty shurt wif some glitteree bits awn. Ai brings vanilla-flavored cawfee and home-made choc chip cookees (teh recipee be frum KitKatsMom, a gud cheezfrend).
mmmm… I is wearing black jeans and a dark green cashmere sweater. And soon will have on black Doc Marten’s, black jacket, black mittens, and a bright blue Laplander’s hat to walk to the bus stop so I can go to work.
Mitsubachicats says:
February 25, 2010 at 4:14 am
Come az I iz–well.
I’m wearing a pink cheetah printed smock with the loonytunes b&w female kitty on it over a long yellow nite shirt thingy n pink pants.
I guess I’ll bring some hot choklit w/ sordid flavors to b added as desired.
Ohai Q. How iz u today? My time is approximately 615 am.
>^;^<
If dat’s teh kitteh Pepe iz allays chaesing, her naem iz Penelope.
Ai haz juss got hoem frum teh shops. Ai’m awl in bloo 2dai – trowzerz an jumper. Ai bring sum walnuts an fresh salad vejitablols 2 teh feest.
Ai iz at werk- haz on grey turtle neck, blak pants and blak vest wif embroidered kittehs on front- how app..um, how perfekt for ICHC!
I haz a blue jeans and grey hoody and summerfolk t-shirt on. I has jockey briefs on wif black socks. I am going to be in one of my company videos today. I will be stretching canvas.
Stretching canvas??? Iz this a gud thing to do???
Yes tats what it called mounting canvas on a frame. I am guud at mounting stuff.
Fankies ebbreewun!!!
…tehr wuz no commintsis an it wuz like *crikkits chirpin* awn cheezland was not heer!!
I hadda
Mah nawt sekkund nawt sekkund in a berry lawng thyme
*curtsees*
oh!
I ♥ mah Peejays 
An I iz warin mah bloo an whyte spottid peejays…Whut else WUD I be warin!!!
I has juss maded a jihoooge beefanveggibubble stew wiv dumplins
an a big pot of coffee …
Dig in ebreewun!!
Congaz Tidmum awn yor nawt-sekkund !!11!!
Ai wuz in mi cyclol shawtz, ect, butt(!) ai iz nao in mai peejays, summa tawp nd winnta pantz!!
Ooo. Cawfee !! * wot ai nede beefur bedd !!
Thx Tidmum !!
PB – maybee yoo shud trai sum ov teh beefanveggibubble stew wiv dumplins too!! Tidmum iz a FALBULoLSO cuk!!
Ohai Janet !! Neks tiem, tehn !! Ai du won tu slepe laider (iz cworta tu wun riet nao ) !! Wer yu awaik berri urli oar hab yu moovd tiem zoans, Janet ?? * If yu doan miend mi arksing *
Wai shud ai mind???
*luks at klok*
Its 8:50 AM heer.
Waht HAZ chanjed ar teh ICHC taims. THIS wun heer shud bee teh furst LOL ov teh day. Shud start at 6 AM EST.
Ize still in my bloo nightshirt and pinkiepinkie baffrobe -iz snewing and iz “werking” frum hoam.
Ai have a tray of punkin pancakes and sordid syrups.
Punkin pancaeks??????? YUM!!!
*putz sum pancaeks wif teh maypole syrup awn teh playte*
Koncatalations Tidmum
I is wearing black cotton trackie dacks an a labendar tank top.
I kan bwing faery bwead?
Lessee – I’m wearing blue jeans, a burgundy T-shirt under a burgundy sweatshirt, and white quarter-top socks. I keep the house cool here, so I’m most always in a sweatshirt or jacket in the winter.
I am bringing loaves of homemade bread – French, Italian and country, in white and whole wheat. And real butter….
Conga ratz, Tidmum! 3:08pm? Eberywun waz missing!
Ai haz a dawnkee-gray shoawt skert an a bloo-wiv-flourz singlit tawp. No shoos. Stil berry berry berry hawt heer. Went tu teh beech.
Ai wil bring sum iced worter melolon tu shair. Teh partee mai be ober bai tihs taim butt(!) ai wil shair ennywai.
(Ai meen 3:08am ov cors)
Teh partee can go awn awl day, axe shoe alley!
Teh taims ar off fur teh LOLs nao. Befoar, teh furst of ov teh day started at 6am EST. Nao it starts at 3 am -an hardlee enewun heer in teh USA iz reelee up at that hour.
Ai’m offen up at 6 – but rarelee 9 – so awl teh peepl ai am used to tawking to urlee in teh moraning – *sniff*
Kunkatuuuulatins on the nawt second!
>^;^<
Ohai, M’cat. Top of the mornin’ to you
All alone up there, Tidmum! Congratz on sewlow topness!
*Looks around in puzzlement*
Where is ebreebuddee? I’m readdy for sips and noms
*Sets tablol wiv coffee, tee, and pastries*
Cheeze!
*Nomnomnomnom*
Fankie kindlee Q.
awl ur frendz put teh pikchurs on teh fasebuk.
Or rather, if you open the tuna I will *not* tell anyone else what you did.
on sekkond fawt, maybi yu reelly nawt wanna noh.
Does u have any hot chok wid english toffee cappucino in it? N creem cheese pastries? I forgot proper name for it.
(I don’t have pastries very often in RL). I don’t know where everyone else is: prolly sleeping/gettin ready to sleep. I should still b sleeping butt(!) RL woke me up. Oh well.
>^;^<
What kind of cat is that?
dis kitty iz nawt a speshull breed, jus domestic shorthair wit da real pretty colouring
Come az I iz–well.
I’m wearing a pink cheetah printed smock with the loonytunes b&w female kitty on it over a long yellow nite shirt thingy n pink pants.
I guess I’ll bring some hot choklit w/ sordid flavors to b added as desired.
Ohai Q. How iz u today? My time is approximately 615 am.
>^;^<
Hai Mitsubachicats! ai put yur partee commint up wif teh uthers so ebree wun will noe about teh hawt choklit.
An ai’m having sum ov that hawt choklit rit nao – wif sum cinnanomnom innit!
*sip sip sip sip* Hmmmmm -just rite! Itz REELEE REELLEE cold heer in Michigan this moarning!
We aer habbin a heet wabe! 2dai we haz 10C (48F) maeks a lubblee chatnj affer weeks uv neer or biloe freezin!
Ooooo!! We cud go to teh beech!
AND we ar getting moar sno today an thru teh weak end!
Ai luv teh sno an aeiz an cold – but ai am reelee reddi fur spring to com!
Nice to see yoo too! IRL AND teh lolympix ar getting in mai way!
Ai LUV teh winter lolimpix! BUT – ai haet teh NBC coverage tath we get heer. Ai laik teh coverage tath we used to hav in jermanee much bedder. Wehn tehy showed AWL teh skayter – nawt just a sealektid few am tehn teh final too groops!
TAHT maeks me whine VERREE loudlee indeed!
Skayting u sais? Sownds nice. Shud wotch more, I guess. Iz nawt reely fololowing teh lolympix, Iz nawt home enuff. Keep gitting stuk in office. Shud b riting mah stuff up, can nawt git mahself to do it. So I stays layt to git at leest sum stuff done. Self-dependent wurk has its drawbaks…
Layt-winter sumthymes gits me. It dus agin this yeer.
Heet wabe? DO want! Iz sooo tyred awf bein cowld awl teh thyme, awl day, foar weeks and weeks and weeks. *sigh* Well, it has stopped snoeing. Nao it b raynin for a chaynj. Grate. Nao we has slippery watur awn leftobur sno awl obur teh payvmints. And greygreygrey sadness owt there. *hcr has a big tyred awf it*
Sorree foar teh whine. Jest berry much owt awf enurgy, I is it. Wants to sleep 24/7 and wayk up in spring.
WAHT WUZ AI THINkiNG!!??????
We cudda had a whine taysting tasting partee!!!!! We cud awl vent an tehn phiel much bedder!!!
Maybee neggst taim!! Come az yoo ar an bring sum whine!!
A iLUV it!!!!
Yoo can awl hav ower heet wayb.
Ai am ober it.
*moobs a littlol claoser tu teh hare condishna*
And after the tuna, plz open your bank account, along with some salmon. Kitteh needs use of them.
WIN!1!
And alsew, do you happin to have anyees grey poop on?
!!!!!!!!! I love that commercial!
ROFL!!! Gud wun, Grantski! Hope u r ok. {{{Grantski}}}
Im feeling better, upfi. Im learning to adjust
Thanks jch4k! Ur around GR rite? I used to live outside of Byron Center 12 yrs ago. GR has reely grown since I moved, I hear.
N I forgot to add I’m wearing long white cat hairs from my son’s fiance’s cat.
>^;^<
Cats hairs mayk ebberything beddar- yesh yesh!
An ai am waring sum golden Barney an Fin hares, wif a tuch ov grey an blak frum Cinders an Fiona.
No – ai’m frum St. Joe – WAAAAY daon south!
But ai get up there wunz in a wile. But Teenie (hoo iz nao moastly at Cheezfrenz) iz frum there, an there wuz sumwun noo nawt too lawng ago frum there.
Tehy hav a reeelee gud G&S company – an ai trai awlwaiz to go an see teh purrductions. In teh Wealthy Theatre.
*hcr that’s ok.
Spring b here by the calendar in just over 3 wks.
>^;^<
*luks berry sternly at clouds*
U b gone in free weeks, awlrite? By teh berry laytist! Donut mayk me cum obur there…. *hcr tries her bestest thretening luk*
LOL !! * PB tihnks ob a bunnee stayrign at teh ski, gibbign it a frettnign luuk !! Hee, hee !! Thx {{hcr}} fur teh larf !!
*
Sorry–using smart(duh)phone. Doesnot update the way computer does. Cannot always c comments in rite place or put tham there.
*hangs head*
>^;^<
Awwwww. . .do nawt hang yur hed. Teh impawtent thing iz tath yoo can be heer! An nao we noe!
An if itz REELEE impawtnt fur wun ov yur commints to be in teh rite place, wun ov us can just moove it fur yoo!
Oh sry, Mitsubachicats, I nawt wanting to criticise u! {{{Mitsubachicats}}} No offense, reely, and no reeson to hang hed! I had jest wantinged to halp u beein seen. *offurs MItsubachicats a nice fresh cup awf tea*
Thanks!

>^;^<
I realizes u not critisizing me. Its ok.

I couldn’t or didn’t know penelope’s name: thanks.
Whuts in the faery bred? I’m sure it is licious.
I reely need to get myself moving: things to do, places to go, people to c, brekfast to have(besides the pastel mints I’ve been nibbling on), meds to take, baffs(!) To take.
Its been fun. I’ll chek in l8r.
Thanks again for awl the lubs, hugs n such.
CC blessings to awl.
>^;^<
Faery bread is bread an butttter wiv hunneds an tousands cobering it. So nommy.
I lubs Penelope armost az much az lubs Pepe.
Ohai Wolfkit! Gud tu sea u. Ai hav misst seaing u heer laytlee.
Ohai OCM. Teh black goggeh jumped on my head on Sat adn haev jus begun getting it off
Nao ai kno in Cheezland itz stil Febrooberry twenny fithf !!
Butt(!) in teh Land ob OZ, ITZ ANNIPUSS’s BURFDAY !!
Sew, juss tu bi teh nawt-sekkund wun tu sai it:
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 


♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER ANNIPUSS ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
* Foar tuumorroe in yor tiem !! *
Hmmmmmm. . . thiz is a puzzlolment.
Waht taim izzit – reelee – in Cheezland.
YOO ar in Cheezland – ai am in Cheezland. . . .
Too urlee to think!!
Need moar cawfee!
Thx PB! Mai neese beet u tho! Her kard arribed awn Mundane!
Happee awlmost berfdai Anni!
Nais singin PB!
Wolfkit(lub ur name) [long story, mite tell another tiem]
Hunnerds n thousands of what on the bred n buttr??
I like penelope too: I think she’s cyute.
>^;^<
cyutie(: Hehahahe(:
This is one of the cutest cat faces I have ever seen.