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Congrats, NS – u leed teh 4sum!
ai has ebreefing ai lubs ryte heer!
(conga-rats NS, we has a makramay!)
Congrats, nightshayde, awn leeding teh ty wiff TW, pj and AP!
Ifinkso it b abowt thyme I does teh happy hoppy dans agin!
*step step step to teh left*
*twirrrrrl*
*step step step to teh right*
*twirrrrrl*
*hoppety hop skip hop*
*step skip step*
*hiiiiiigh jump-twist-land*
*curtsey*
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws*
Dat wuz lubberlee, honeycakerabbit!!!!!!!one!!!!!!
Fankies
hasunt dun it inna whilol, b’cos awf ill (nawt hopping atawl) bunneh. Butt her nawt suffring NEmoar, and b happy in teh medow, so I hoaps her bunneh frend (frum whom I tayks mah inspirashun) will carry awn wiff his happyhoppy dans whin teh spring cums!
*happy dansdansdans wif hunnybunny*
Nice danse, purrfect landing! Was dat you in da lolimpicks last nite?
Fankies, pj!
lolimpicks? Teh skijumpurs? Ahm… dunot finkso… fear awf hites, I has it. Plus -I mite has rite weyt foar skijump, butt Iz lacking abowt 10 inches in lenf
*imagines littlol hcr jumpin -fawlin? rollin? tumblin?- daon teh jump*
*finks awf difficulties awlreddy has stayin verticlol awn slippery payvmints*
*shivers*
I keeps mah feetses mostly to teh grownd, kthnx!
*dans-dans-hoppityhoppity-dans-dans*
Oooh, string! *pownse* adn whuts in teh bag? *run-pownse*
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so eezily distraktifyed)
*luuks fer laser pointer fingy*
*passes laser poynter to pj* teehee
Dot! *jumps tu teh leff*
String! *jumps tu teh ryte*
Moobing dot! *runs tu teh leff*
Bag! *runs tu teh ryte*
*huff-puff-huff-puff*
POUNCE *misses dot*
RUN *chases string*
JUMP *does backflip* *lands on bag wiffa big noise*
*scampers to closet for saftty and nap* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
dats worthy uv a skier or an ice skater!
Fankies, OnleeKitteh! Has we met befoar? Iz nawt shure. *offurs floofy paw awf frendship*
Oo Oo me too! *eggstenz floofy paw of frenship* Ohai!
How muchlee yoo pay furr dis bag?? Elebenty munnies wood bee gud pricee
I has a going!
I r annownsmenting dat i leebing for teh rehab furr a bowt a munff Friday. I will has a terriblol missing ub u all.
Ask MJ furr teh best snail and e mail address if u wunt to contact me when I DEre.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I am proud of our dawn key for goin’ to rehab. We will be sending beems and good, strong thoughts your way, and we will miss you terribly, too. But I, and I’m sure everyone else here in Cheezland, is confident your strength will carry you through with flying colors.
See you when you get back!
*britens* Tanks Kittehless Jon! I preshiates all teh good thotties and stuffs I kin gits!!!
take care of yourself.
we will make lists of hoofings to be delivered when you return
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
♥ U, miss U
{{{kafleen}}} + *schmoo*
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Schmoo {{{Kafleen}}} !! Wi si yu suun, k?
Best toi eber!
Purrfect fer napz an playz!
*bat-bat-pownse-skrabbul-run-jumpinsyde-pownseawntehstring!*
Richiz! Beeond kittehz wyldist dreemz!
is like Catmas in Febooarie!
My kitteh’s scared of bags…unless HE chooses the bag!
lol, silly kitteh!
Weel — eet mite bee kinda scarwee iffin a bag choosed yoo!!! I no fink dat eye wanna be choozed bai a bag. Den hoo wood let da kittey outta da bag, iffin da bag choosed da kitteh???
*nods* yep bags scary unless yoo doo da choosifiyin…
duz nawt get any bedder dan dis
Blak and whyt pink-eered kitteh sez, in best Mike Myers-esque voyce: That’s not my bag, behbeh!
Honesslee iz nawt myne!!!
I was juss holding it fer a frend. I fergot himz name….Juss some guy I kinda knew….
[finds book in teh bag wif kitteh]
String Theory Wreckreayshun: Dis Sordid Fing Iz Mai Bag Babbeh
– B/W Pink-eered Kitteh
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Space, Kuesel72, an CiaraCeasg an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, upsidedown pineaplol cake, fizzy frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags! oh, an they haz goodies inside! bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, super sekrit ajint walkee-talkees an matching super sekrit ajint sunglasses!, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
an a frendly reminder: eben tho delurkificayshun day iz long gone, plz to keeping an eye owt for noo peeps and gibbing tehm a frendly welcome! make shur cheezland iz a happy playse for evreewun!
Oh burfday fairy, u is such a caring soul!
*mayks note awn screen: luk after delurkifiers!*
hippo birdies to teh burfday peeps!
*fetches a fizzy frooty party punch*
fanku, its teh nommilishus!
deh burfday fairy b deh bestest kindest fairy eber. *nods* Adn shii findingz deh kewlest stuff fur deh goodee bagz!!!
it iz – it iz. i feelz berry welcum!
fanks. dans….dans…..dans….dis b w-a-y bedder dan wurkin!!
Ohai dharma99! welcum to cheezland! *offurs floofy paw awf frendship*
U is rite -it b way beddur than wurkin… *hcr heds bak to riting up teh stuff that shood has been ritten last week. Oar teh week befoar…* *sigh*
fanks agin, HCR. *offurs floofy paw awf frendship rite bak*
sigh – bak 2 wurk – dis payz da billz, tho’.
Ai haz to goes bak to wurk, too, but iz kountin daoun teh dayz
till retirificashun!! 310 moar daze to go! *sighs n heds bak into kortroom.*
BC, mai condolashuns. ;~(
i haz about 220 moar daze to go*** Woop, woop – i neber counted b4…….closer dan i thot!
Hmmmmm……. mebbeee wii needz tu haz a de-workifcayshun day.
taht is sumfin ai culd git beehind!
[eerz perk up]
Watts dat? Unwurkity adn vaykayshun? Ai yam awl ober dat liek stink onna monkey. I’ll start rite nao, K?
[closes solitare window]
Ready.
*snerk*
NC, is yu familyur wif teh “at wurk vaykayshun”?
[shakes hed] Wuts dat? [luks innocent]
mani yeers agoh ai reeded an artiklol en ay fing cawlled ay “newspaper” taht tawked abowt hao tu tayk ay vaykayshun whyl at wurk. ai wunder iffen ai cans fynd teh artiklol agin.
* PB wondaz in, halps selb tu rite-wai-up caek !!
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Ooo! Sikret aijent sunglarsis !! * Wawks intu fridg ….
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Habby Furrdai, ebbreebodee !! Thx Burfday Fairy !! Yu teh besd !!
Ai spoze upsied doun caek wud be rite wai up fur u!
* Thx Anni !! Mai wurk iz dun !!
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Neato!
Super sekrit ajint walkee-talkees!
*click*
Halo? Halo? Kin N-E-bawdee heer mii?
Dis iz dubblol-O-elebentry.
Teh goggie haz baptized teh shrubbery. <repeat>
Teh goggie haz baptized teh shrubbery. Copy?
Suzie sells sea shellz by teh sea shore.
Hey good lukkin. We’ll bii bak tew pick yew up later.
Wii gawt uh grate beeg cawnvoy,
rockin thru duh nite.
Nao batting…atting…atting
foar teh Gnu York Yankeez…ankeez…ankeez
N-C-66…teesix…teesix
Dis fing iz ufn!
A tenshin, hooebberyuar !!
Yu ar tranzmitten awn teh milly terry freak wincy !!
Wi hab trakt teh brord kars tu yaw low kayshin !!
Poot daon teh tranzmitta n bak awai …… *. crakl **!! crakl **
Eek!
WELL! Doze sekrit agent guys iz teh testy!
*click*
Testy testy testy…wun…tew…free
[drawps walkie adn runzawaywifakwikness]
Hehehee! Airplane! FTW….
“Now batting for Pedro Borbon,
Manny…anny…anny Mota…ta..ta….”
Happy burfday Space, Kuesel72, an CiaraCeasg may you have many smores.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
whut moar culd ai neads?
hoo evin new eddy bower had tuxies??
Eddy iz classyer than u thot!
reminds me awf a poster I saw reesuntlee. It said “Baby market”.
*tayks self to NB*
And I had thot babies were awl do-it-urself?
Wen PB wuz borned, Ai had a card dat sed “Ai heer teh stowk browt u a babeh. Ai noe a moar innerestin wai!”
*Joynz hcr in teh NB!*
A frend wunc tolded me, when her wus rather littlol, she wud ask parunts wether they cud has littlol bruther or sister. Parunts sed: “we hasta see wether teh stork brings wun” (elder siblings giggloling in teh bakgrownd). Littlol gurl protestet: “Nawt wun wiff fethers! Wun wiff skin!”
Ai aer moar tyred dan Ai thort – Ai meened P_t nawt PB! Ai doan’t fink Ai borned him az wellaz P_t!
I hopes u sleeps bettur tonite!
Thx! Ai hoep so 2!
Ai wunnerd awn taht. Thot purrhaps dere b secrit re-late-shin dat ai not nose.
Kitteh iz veri happi wif yur new purchase.
Oh wows! Tis is WAYYY bettar than that ugly dress that was inside the bag. Oh, and i did you a favor…i teared it.
Rijjid Bagz wiff lawtz
ubz Floofee Streeng amz Kitteh’z
faybrittest Play Toy!
Canz mayk beeg, sturdee
Foartress frum t3h Bag andz Nomz
awn Streeng wyle wayteengz!!
Oarz Kitteh canz hyde
andz attakkz Prittee Wun’z noo,
sheynee Ankill Bootz!!!
Jack.
*clapity clapity*
Yay one of my pics and cats finally made it!
We have had to outlaw bags with handles in our house. Kitteh gets entangled in the handle, takes off running with the bag in hot pursuit. He got injured last time due to the stark terror of his relentless pursuer, ran like greased lightning but lost some fur. Wave a bag at him now and he goes into the other room. Poor baby, those bags are after him!
this looks a lot like my old kitty junior