
Um, cuze me, kin u open da door?
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Um, cuze me, kin u open da door?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: catlovre2008 via Advanced Lol Builder
It’s cawld owt heer
Shor iz! Conga ratz Anni.
Nawt berry warm in heer! Teh fermomomometer sez 15C
Good heavens! 15C is teh cawld! Is your furniss borked?
*shivers*
Noe, but Ai feergot put it awn agane sins Ai caem in. Ai haz a ‘lektrik fan heeter in dis rume, but it izn’t enuff. Muss go switch teh heetin awn!
Mai furrmommyter ses mumblolgrumblol … 31C – at 10.10pee-em!
Ai’d raver be 2 cawld dan 2 hawt!
We hav teh fanz an teh hare condishner butt(!) it getz eggsorstin dai afta dai. Tihs week gunna be gettin wers eech dai.
We aer spozed 2 be gettin warmer 2. Goin up frum 3C max to 10!
nawk nawk!
Hoo’z dere?
Kitteh!
Kitteh hoo?
Kitteh wantz tu get in plzthx.
Kittehsin Kane!
…
nawk nawk!
Iz u bishun impeared?
sorrite – teh kane… bit obskewer?
*hedslap* [pours moar cawfee]
Ai mus nawt bii awake kwite yet.
Braynfreez
Kittehsin Kane wot?
Kane come insaid!
nawk nawk!
nawt u agen?
Yeah, iz mii! Keanu!
Keanu hoo?
Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here!
Boom tish!
Roesbud?
Roesbud hoo? *finks tihs culd go awn awl nite*
Okay…. hooz dare?
It’s mii…Dave!
Dave’s not here, man….
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Mai tern to luk blank.
Izza Cheech adn Chong sketch. I culd nawt find uh suitable linkee, but foar doez dat gno it, ai found dis wun, and it made mii gigglol.
Ahaa. Nao icee. Fanks.
Dave hoo?
Frawstee teh snoecat.
Halp! Halp! Iz freezin!
Frozen kitteh here! Mai Sandy-cat snuck owt an spent teh nite owtside. Next morning we herd her meowing, “Frozen kitteh here! Hold teh door!” an she came zoomin up lik a rocketship! Do yu fink this wud keep her from sneekin owt? No. Of course nawt.
Do kittehs ever learn? Goggehs never learn ’bout skunx, f’rinstance.
Mai Sandy-cat liked tu playing in deh snow….. wuz a silly kitty, fur shur! If deh temp wuz above 0F i wud let hur stay owt awl day while I wuz at werk. If wuz below 0F I made hur stay in until I gotted home. Den shii wud go owt, but at leest I b home tu let hur back in wen shii desided shii had had enuff uv deh owtsidez.
Sum silly kittehz just lub tu b owtside, no matter wut deh wezzerz.
Yep, tehy lub tu going owt. An in. An owt. An …..
an kumplain wen u let deh hailstonez bonk dem on deh hed.
Oar wen u shutz teh dore on em aksidentlolee – cos tehy goin in an owt so mutch u carnt aboid it.
[opinz door]
f-f-f-fankees n-n-n-nao w-w-w-where iz m-m-m-mai g-g-g-gushifudz?
Iz in teh freeza!
[saunters in]
*mumblolmumblolgrumblol*
Doan need slipperz heer rite nao.
okai, wat Ur passwa~d? hm?.. … …. . . . . . ….
Itz….cheezburger!!!!
can i haz a warm? plz? no? kthxbai.
U can, Crazycat. Comonin an sit daon bai teh fyr wiv a cuppa coko.
OMG! Dun let dat kitteh freeze 2 deth
i duz lik me sum coko!
I don wanna bee trollee, butt(!) dis piktoor gibs mii a liddle sad…
Ohai AfriCat. Why u sad abowt tihs lol?
kitteh wil thaws out quicklies. don worri.
Fankees Noodle an OzcatMum. Its problee sad tu mii bcaws ov awl teh hoamless kittehs i see ebery day. I try tu feed as many as i kan, but dere r always moar, speshulee teh tinee skeered and hungree bebbehs… Sawree tu bring teh mood down, but yu did ask.
ai knows how u feels. ai awlweighs carry kat’s fuds an liddle milky boddle inn mai car. jus inn case.
{{{AfriCat}}} Kan ai sujjest taht u trai tu bee happee cos at leest u ar tehre tu feed teh wunz u can? Uvverwais tehy hav nobuddee.
At leest wear u ar they nawt be freezin aifinkso!
Dats truu! Sawree dat i’s bein a negative nellie. Lets teh frollikin continue!
Mawm?? Hai, MAWM!! Ai kan kum inz adn goe pottee?? Kuz ifz ai hasta stae owtsied, ai’ll goe peesiclols, adn taht wud nawt bih ufn, aifinkso … MAWM??!!
ai mite haves to goe fudjsycles 2.
Dis out nout as much funz az usualee iiz
‘In’ be bedder aifinkso.
Tukksee Kitteh habz
enuff ubz WETZ andz COALD. Wawntz
cumz Insyde RYTE NAOW!
Tukksee Kitteh’z glubz
andz spatz amz WET andz MUDDEE! Dis
hewjj Fashunn Foe Pawz!!
Tukksee Kitteh fyndz
owtz dat Poyntee Endz nawtz wurkz
well awn Slikk Cleer Stuff!!!
Jack.
Cool Cat
iz way 2 cool 4 skool