yes, you haz fever and you looks a little pale
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Taek 2 aspirnz an cawl me agane in teh mornin
Ooops–GMTA, AnniP! Conga-rat-ulates on the nawt seccund. I kinda copied your comment below, so sowwy!
Dass OK CJ – ur commint wuz moar ‘rijinul dan myne!
Oh, thx fur teh congrats!
Heer yu goez, anni!
*Rolls out cart of sordid muffenz and teez.*
Or yu liek somfin strawnger?
Thx, but iz neerlee bedtiem fur me, so Ai juss need hawt chokklit an a cukkie plz!
Heer yu goez! Help urself to yur faveriets!
Nitey-nite!
I woud liek to join you and I brings sum sweet potato biscuits that I just just baken!! The rayn is poring daon on all the cats in San Francatsco, so that seemed like the wisest choice. Plz enjoi!
Doez biskitts sownd innerestin, thx!
We has had rayn heer 2 an 37F!
Mmmmmm. . .Sowndz delishus!
*helps self to biscuits*
Ai canz put honee on biscuit?
I fink honeee will improve almost ennethin! Neggst tiem I will put in corn kernerls for texjure and the biscuits will do for a niece ham-and-honee-mustard samwidg!
DadCat of Catnip Junkie wrote a nu column that all the Cheezpeeps should chek owt: h ttp://www.opednews.com/articles/In-Defense-of-Cats-The-Co-by-Allan-Goldstein-100223-405.html (but take out the space in “http”). He asks if a cool cat is cool, why is a cat lady not cool? Ifinkso everybody will like it!
ai liked teh art tickle.
Fanks u for the readin. DadCat is a cool cat, and so is Shadow83!!
Haow yu maikz swee tater biskitz? Ai can has a sweetatur in frij , problee rottin bai nwo. smash it up nd ad tu biskitz? hmmmm. haz tu fink abowt dat sum.
I’ve herd ov adding pumpin to breadz or biskitz for added moisture and a liddlol sweet. Makez purrfect sense…very nutrishunal too.
Fankz. maibe ai traiz it if itz nawt awl mowldeed.
3/4 c mashed sweet tater (mine was owld too!), 1/4 c melted butter (yum!), 2/3 c milk, 1 1/4 c flour sifted w 4 t baking powd, 1T sugar, 1 t salt, mix it up nice, knead a bit (or not!) roll and cut or drop on greased baking sheet, sprinkle w flour, 400 for 15 mins or so. Enjoi!
Fank yoo, fank yoo, CJ! Sownds Delishus!!
*tuks tigger in unner a cheezpeep map blankee*
Datz a byootimus tigger — ai haz neber seed teh pale markings befoar. Teh beeeeg kittehz beez full uv win an awsum!
An beeeeg teef an pointee enz!
I luve the big kitties too!
Nawt shur whoo I’m quotin, but “God made the cat so man could have the pleasure of petting the tiger.”
Ebery littlol kitteh hab teh tyger in himz!
Ebery littlol kitteh knot hab teh tyger in himz. He tinks himz is a tyger!
Cat scrach feevurr!
snorgle unnder this blankee
Mite have a danjur but would be werth it!
* gibz teh tiggur a chokklit loliphant tu nom…aifink teh chokklit possum nawt big enuf. *
“… feevur wen yu kiss me, feevur wen yu howld me tyte!”
…feevur awl throo teh nyte….u gibs me fevvur…….dansedansedanseshakabootyshakabootyshake!
*dansdanstwurlsekseedans…oops…oh!..PLOPonnaflor*
Ai ment tu du dat
pix up DG adn patz herz on teh hed wit teh floofy paw, there, there, u okays nao? dyd u breakify anyting?
juss mah pride!
oh, we thawt it wuz break-dansing!
Dr. Tyger sez tayke two water buffalo and calls me in the morning.
Wear do I taeks tehm tu?
tu teh rice patty, dem kans plwo it wen tehy has teh tiem
Dere is a riec patty hear? *looks rownd caerfully fer singpost an drections*
Yes, a naice patty, topped wi a liddol cheeze!
Conga rats, annipus! Yu wantz drinkees and danses?
Tygur, tygur berning bryte…
In teh forrests ob teh nite
Dr. Big-Scary-Tiger-RAWR is in teh office.
Iffn ai donut habs inshurants dus hee eet meh?
Tiger has own publik opsun fore helthcaer!
ool, ai mayk an apointment fur elebenty dais frum naow…
Himz sownds neerlee as tuff tu maek apointyment wiv as my Dr. [Himz kneads tow weaks or sew]
Ohai! I am Dr. Big-Scary-Tiger-RAWR’s receptionist *smiles*
Plz sign in and tayk number *smiles more* Kthxbai~
And Tiger applolojizes; yet again…..
Pale?!? Iz dat N-E-fing liek uh bukkit?
Tiger gawt lolrus disease?
He am de lolrus?
Cook-cook-a-tchoo
*Hands wolfkit a hankee*
Fank-u
wud apeers taht yur coat is running
it matchez ur fridgerayder??
Prinz Alburt?
The prinse iz in a can! Led’imowt! (PS–just how old a joek is dat eggactlee?
Older dan awl uf teh Cheezpeeps, aifinkso!
*prolly teh sekund cawl Eddysun maed tu Watsun!*
ober #$@&^ years ago wen ai wus a yungun, it wus considred old by mai fader (who, at the time, seemed very old to me)
Owldur dan me, fur shur. wen wuz prins alburt? (But nawt da saim az he wuz “in da loo”)
Cween Viktoreea’s sun. In teh TTI.
Prince Albert wuz kween Bictorya’s huzbing unless u meen teh wun wiv teh innerestin peersin….
*Dialz bowling allee…….*
Halo. Jim’s bowling adn daycare.
Yew make teh strikes, while wii watch yor tykes.
Hao kin ai halp yew?
Duz yu has Prinz Albert inna Kan?
Why yes! Our smoke shop iz fully stawked wif teh finest blends.
Iz run by uh berry nice gentlolman named Buttz…Seymor Buttz.
let him outs! him mite sufferkate
Amanda, is dat yew? Tell yor mother, Mrs. Hugginkiss, dat ai can’t kom ober after wurk today.
“Antlurs in teh Treetops”
bai hoogoos teh Moos
Prince Albert in a can why yes which flavour?
I wish to orderz elebenty pieetzas for delibery.
Yes, send dem to da Tea Room.
YAY!!!!
I lubs peetzas wiv
A lotz of shrooms
Beaf snausages
Chiillee
D..
Delisyus bakon
Elephant eers
Fast in nating cheeze
G…
Ground water buffalo sawsage (see abuv!)
Half anchovees
Insect parts — NOT!
Juicee pickoled pepper slyces
K …
Kangeree meet
Lotz moer shrooms [I lubs shrooms!]
Manee sortz ob meets
Onionions
P …
Kee-wee slices
lammy bits
Moar mushrhums
nannanana pepperz
O….
Krunchy Krust
Lots ob pepp roni
Many blak olibs
Not much green pepp eers
O..
Oliveses
Pynappol slices
Quiet daon back dere…I’m takyn an order!!
Real Parmesan cheeze
Salumis
T …
Tuna
Uver gud stuf
Vita mins
Xtra cheeze
Y…
OOps furgot teh Wiskey
Tow Matow saus
Ubber shruums (wi Cheezpeeps seem big on teh ‘shrums)
Veggeez
Wadder Chessnutz
X…..
Xtra Cheeze
Yankee tomatoes
Zebra sausagis
*psssst..kin wii hav lawts of anchoveez awn sum uv teh peezzaz?*
ooooohhh, ai lurves chovies! wen ai eets dem, mai kitteh wants tu gibs mi lods ob kisses
Hold pleeze. Ai will tranfer yew tew our restaurant.
*click*
♪ Iz duh eye ob teh tiger, iz duh creem ob teh fite
Risin’ awp tew duh challinj ob owr ribal ♪
*click*
Ciao! Dis iz Tony’s pieetza.
Wii slice ‘em, yew try sum.
Hao, kin ai halp yew?
Uh hallow, du u haynd toss ur peetzas??
Why yes, yes we do.
Noffin butt teh finest foar owr customers.
Wai yis, wi wud liek tu order sum garlik an anchobi pizzias
Wuld yew liek larj, eggstraw larj oar DAAAAAAANG!!!!
Wi taeks teh DAAAAAAAAAANG!, tu goe pls.
Deos yu delibber?
Delibery? Shur!
Hay Giuseppe, wii still gawt dat flatbed truck? Yes!
No problem.
Wuld yew liek teh pieetsa cutter lollerskates wif dat?
Shur fing! Elebenty DAAAAAAAANG!!! garlik and anchobeez.
Nao teh DAAAAAAANG!!! size pieetsaws
take uh liddlol lawnger tew kook.
Hao duz [luks at watch]…July sound?
Berry fine, cuds yuz delibber tehm tu us at teh Space Station?
Space Station?!? …er…um…
Giuseppe! Duz yor brudder still wurk foar NASA? Yes?
Wenz teh neggst shuttle scheduled? Uh huh.
Well, wii can do it, butt ai gotta tell ya, heartburn izza nawt dat fun in zero grabity. Ai better frow in sum bromo foar yew.
yis wi taeks teh lollerskates an teh Bromo pleese. Fankies berry mush, gooby!
u guyz krakz mii up!!
Ciao!
OK eberybuddy *clap clap*
Wii gawt uh beeeeeeg order.
Hurry Hurry Hurry!
Iz elebenty pizzas
And dey izza duh DAAAAAAAANG!!! size
And dey gawt…garlik and anchobeez? [shrugz]
And wi awr…dilbering…
…tew……teh……space……station…
Hey! Wait uh minute!!!
Since wen is teh tea room awf planet?
I heer it iz owt ov dis werld!
Majesstikk Kittehz
canz ‘Noze Boop!’ jusst lyke Liddill
andz Bebbeh Kittehz!
Majesstikk Kittehz
cumz in mennee cullurz
az lawgz az dey’z Ornjj!!
Majesstikk Kittehz
juss lykez Liddill Kittehz wiff
beegurr appeetytez!!!
Jack.
Tony nawt feeling sew grate akshully.
O deer! Mustve been awl teh ceerial!
Yeah doze soap operas make mii feel queezy tew.
O doze too! Yup, aifinkso! Ai’d ravver go bak inna horse spittlol dan watch dem!
Oh noez! Nawt dat. Ai wuld miss yew tew mush.
[kwikly turns channel away from daytime melodramas]
[Hands KCT teh clikker fingee (iz beeg gesture foar mii)]
Watch N-E-fing yew want.
O fank u, nativeca66! Ai fanks u mush! SHE HOO HAZ THE KLIKER CONTROLS TEH WERLD! Oops! Ai gets carried away! {{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}
Poor Tony is comin daon off a shuger hai! I prescribe a bowl of catnip and a deep dreamy sleep!
Doctur GIANT cat
Doktor Behbeh HOOGE cat! Yup, Aifinks! U gawts dat rite, babes!
Yo, duuude, dis be owr yeer! Hai fibe!
um, dude… hai fibe!
awforgeddabowdit.
hai fibe back
*waves for a respond*
Doctur Doctur, gibe me teh nooz!
Got ur noz
Dude that’s so not cool how you practically copied my lol caption :p this is not original at all
wait I’m sorry I was totally wrong! I saw the dates and yours was posted first, so never mind. I thought of the caption without seeing yours first so I thought you copies mine but I was wrong.